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Narldon:

Please, is there Vacancy for Cook or Nanny in the Mansion?

I want to submit my CV biko

babe don't kill me with laughter. Nanny ke? Floyd no be pickin na.

ayourbamie:
Nigeria guy from Ghana stealing in delta? I don't understand that part

I bin think say na only me no understand am.

wristbangle:
For ladies, when u get married, don't resort to start wearing wrapper like your grand ma in village. Maintain your adorable outfits to keep him at bay from ladies temptation.

So if she doesn't do the above mentioned, you will cheat abi? A cheat is a cheat. Period!

Make no excuses. Man up bros.

Iamsammy:
this guy u bad oh!

My brother some homies can fit fall hand, honestly. Rooney has everything going well for him.

1. Pretty wife
2. Three kids
3. Expecting a fourth child
4. Earning a fantastic salary

And he had to misbehave while the wife is not at home. And the lady resumed work while Rooney went to court on Monday morning.

Little wonder women insult us saying all men are the same.

flyca:
Na woman cause am

Hi flyca. Longest time.

Shameless Rooney. Thank God say you don comot for Man Utd before you bring shame come. Yeye natu. Chop 4-0 on Sunday. Chop 2 years on Monday + 100 hrs sweeping Mama Charlie's streets.

Villagers at work.

BSS, BNG... These people won't kill someone. Like seriously? BNG?

Ruggedfitness:
ewrkljadl

Meaning? Rugeddy stop this na

Marvel1206:
Le prof and Kroenke

Them dey play ludo with Arsenal future. So annoying

Na the boys I pity pass. At least them don pick something these past years. People wey suffer pass na Fabregas, Flamini and Van Persie set.

GAZZUZZ:

what is it with africans and bribery?

My exact thoughts. I don't just understand.

Marvel1206:
Yes sure. And arsenal too

Arsenal what ? Lemme tell you. Arsenal has a side that can challenge for anything they want but their biggest problem is Le Prof and the board. I don't beef them because I don't support them. Every reasonable person should pray for success for others too.

Marvel1206:
Mourinho hasn't been tamed o. His monster within is in hiding, waiting for the perfect moment to strike so as to leave the team in shambles

Make I just dey watch una sha

I'm not saying that Man Utd will win all their matches or the EPL (it's still far off) but the youthfulness and team's depth will help them a long way.

Marvel1206:
Man-u's own

From a professional football analyst

One thing I know about Man U presence status is they are here to stay. Youthful team with world class coach that has been tamed of his arrogant nature? You can never have it better. Remember Fergie time abi?

Marvel1206:
I don't think the status quo can be maintained. Make we reach half of the season first

Whose status quo abeg? Your own or Man U own? Is it your status quo?

bamite:
Finally we can have some decorum on this forum, after the leader of those direspectful, illiterate vile commenters has shamefully gone into hiding.


Victory sweet die!!!!

bamite you don't need to start this again. There is no victory here. I am sure no sane person will be happy to see any human die. O ti to

LodiDodi:
De kyn ogbono wey dem de use cook Manu-Evert soup eh, chai bros...na that type wey u go swing ur hand many times after dipping ur lump of eba in before u can swallow.

Dem use Ogbono #1,500 ontop two cups of water...

We don see you finish. Ogbono Soup Class Captain. Kai bros you chop the thing tire

Explorers:
Horrific miss for Nigeria in their 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa against South Korea.

Yakubu was paid to miss that goal. Plain simple. Even my grandmother will not accept that from me. Haba! Some players no get conscience fa.

femi4:
If he's bringing money home, his wife won't be out there with that placard

How can you comfortably say this? See my brother people are really suffering honestly.

That some of us still bring food and other provisions to our loved ones doesn't reduce the fact that things aren't bad for others. Maybe he got laid off his job, maybe he has not been paid for some time now. There are so many reasons other than he's lazy.

To all reasonable and responsible women out there, God bless your husbands, and your personal hustle.

emeijeh:
This group has lost its relevance since 1987

You are absolutely right. Ever since we did aluta in my school back then against one of our lecturers and some of my colleagues ratted me and the President out as primary instigators, I've given up on any Nigerian student. Bunch of traitors.

El solo is the mo now for me.

NANS is also part of the problem. Supporting politicians.

eezeribe:
But you said we should not mind your English, because you are more familiar with French and now you didn't understand the simple French he wrote...
That means you are not really good in any of the languages in written form...

omo mehn I tire. But please don't compound the guy's woes the more.

He's passing through a difficult time.

Kingpee2:
stop creating what cannot be created ,Nigeria will continue to be Nigeria,don't pray to see war ever again in your life ,it doesn't bear forth any good fruit ,I guess you need to go watch sometimes in April and Hotel Rwanda ,you will never pray for division ,it only creates Hatred ,you are just a kid that wants what you have never witnessed in your entire life,Ask Ojukwu's family,they will tell you he never lived long ....Please grow up.....

Tell them my brother. War doesn't bring forth any good thing.

Like the song Jackie and Chris used in Rush Hour “what it is good for, absolutely nothing”.

It leaves sorrow, chaos, hunger,ruins in its wake.

Ask Rwanda, ask Japan (Hiroshima and Nagasaki), ask Hawaii, ask Germany.

tosyne2much:
I still chop corn of N50 for Ahmadu Bello way, beside police station last week and the thing big wella

Baba, Lag no be where person dey chop corn ooooo.

Kai! I don miss Ilorin no be small

tosyne2much:
Na be Lag ooooo, na Ilorin

tosyne which side for Ilorin. Stop that joke. Ahmadu Bello way, Taiwo, Yide Road, Tanke, Tipper Garage or where? Because my craving for corn no be here. Lag matter for corn don tire me.

VickyRotex:
People don craze finish for this thread o

As in Vicky. No be small matter

Werey ni thread e sha.

BunbleBee:
aha... this one dae relocate to Jupiter

Sharp sharp you don photoshop am abi?

Rozaytee:
can u do marketing/sales rep work?

Why do I like you already? Just like that and you are offering someone else a chance of a job? Keep it up sis.

MadManTalking:
The IT guys switch off the the wi-fi router once the MD is around making me to incur extra charges on mobile data.

and to them I say:

Na you sabi. E pain you abi? When most of you will be downloading games and movies of 3 GB every hour making us look bad . And the painful part of it is that 5 or 6 individuals are downloading the same stuff. What ever happened to sharing?

drstainlex:
My boss for work na Nairalander too...I just come here to read other people post

Lo ba tan

cstr1000:
Poor Akpororo.
He couldn't even deny the accusation levied on his wife which means it is probably true like i suspected.
Sorry o. Marry a virgin next time

Kai, guy you wicked ooo .