₦airaland Forum

Corruption: The Life of An Average Nigerian

Rizmo:
One of those movies you can't get enough of

You can say that again.

Rizmo:
Y..E..A....In Flash's voice

You've lighten my day. Thanks for reminding about the movie. Must watch this night.

Rizmo:
Really? Did Baba called Kabiyosi a liar?
After partaking in consuming the cannoli that Grandmama made for them?
Baba disrespected Kabiyesi. Disrespected grandmama.

Flash, Flash 100 yard dash... My guy

Driver stop me here. I'm interested.

Banks should just support SMEs. Good biz models but capital to startup. Interest rates are killing too.

mike1994reds:
Even if it's not a joke, what I don't understand is that why was it taken seriously, anybody including kids go online and post trash everyday , why take her tweet very serious

Maybe you are right, maybe they too. It all depends on the side of the divide we are.

Saw the link from another thread. Will comment when I'm fully conscious.

robay:
never in ur life,don't say that to osun again

Bros the person you quoted just extended an olive branch to you. Accept it and let peace reign. Ó gan o.

Redomi:
Boss, this is 2017. I will not insult an individual on nairaland, some people are as old as my dad here, while am as old as some people's dad. I will never reply you again.

That's the spirit. Good one boss. Never insult anyone on a faceless forum. Never. 1,000,000 likes for you mujèr.

mike1994reds:
Oga o, nigerian so no get job again sha, a young lady playing around just tweeted jokingly and you all treat it like it's coming from your first lady.

It's a joke but online joke that someone will see tomorrow and tell you that someone from your country agrees that eating with one's hands is savage? Haba bros that's a joke taken too far.

y0rmee:
Exactly. It's pitiful seeing these NL kids lynching her.

I remember how embarrassing the oozing smell of Fufu used to be whenever I returned to my class after the usual "lunch". To spoil it all, my class used to be AC filled. helping further announce that I just finished two mighty wraps of Fufu and Egusi.

Nobody taught me to start using forks till now.

These lynchers probably do not understand the perspective she speaks from.

It's not because of your hands (use a good handwash or mouth spray after meal then). It has to do with the making of the Fufu. Yorubas, Igbos and Ibibios have variety of ways to make Fufu. Some allow fermentation to take place very well, others don't.

marshalcarter:
iffa hear fork...na hand be de best....chop am with hand e dey make sense

My guy

TWoods:
That's a w silly question. What does the name Ryan mean to the average Nigerian? Why the inferiority complex?

Excuse the silly question. Adiós.

I'll book a space and comment after dinner. This one is strong.

Mrvirgin:
We understand what the Whites dont understand about u bro. We dont need MRI scan. Congrats.

Guy you have killed me gaskiya. What an intelligent way to throw in an insult.

This bros 20? Kilode na? Happy for him all the same. Super Eagles are getting set small small . Options plenty for Rohr

mhisbliss:
you didn't

Okay. Hasta mañana señora.

mhisbliss:
he looks mischievous that doesn't mean I've seen his future, jeez try something else

Just pulling your legs. Apologies if I touched a nerve.

willibounce1:
I still don't understand the job of road safety in this country

Thought I was the only one. I'm just confused as to what they work is. Lots of miscreants driving with valid or no DL, those DUI and all they care about is expired tyres and fire extinguishers. Really ?

TWoods:
Jason, Jeff, Ryan, Reynold - lol when did those become Nigerian names?

TWoods what makes a name Nigerian?

mhisbliss:
fine kids, one actually looks mischievous

The soothsayer of the day goes to you . So you have already seen the mischievous one already ?

Congratulations

We don't need this type of issues again.

That's not good. They should have fire hydrant close to their offices .

EYIBLESSN:
Ōjo gbògbò ní tí olé

“everyday is for the thief...”

Nice one grannie. Wish I saw my grandpa too . Would have encouraged him to write even if it's one page of how he spends his time getting old.

Pidgin2:
Yes mostly male house boys are capable of such. Very few ladies will have the heart to do such a thing, she will always reason that her Madam is a female like herself and so she will be more reasonable

Oops! Not so long ago, images appeared of a female staff that was brought from the rural area to assist her madam only to be caught on CCTV stealing from her purse. No gender is incapable of certain crimes.

EdoNation:
RIP



BUT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HIRE A HOUSEGIRL NOT AN HOUSEBOY


YOU WERE LIVING ALONE FOR CHRISTSAKE!!!

So only a male house help can commit such crime? Didn't know that certain crimes are gender sensitive.