₦airaland Forum

lereinter:
200000 is peanut abi

Aaah. He's right. 200,000 is peanut compared to what some people invested. My colleague invested 600,000.

Yomiwayne80:
Please is there anyone with a full residential address of chuddy? I know he's no more in Nigeria but lemme just see his mansion.

Thanks

wetin you wan do am?

lovat:
That one is to start up conversation in the whole bus.


You will hear from

Eze: That man is a wicked man, i pray make him die there, sebi na yoruba vote am? Una think say dem go get Yoruba and igbo price different


Ola: Ha Change yi ko da rara, Ti Nigeria fe break ko break ni si. Buhari is making things costi ooo.


Conductor: Make una no complain na una vote am, me dey field dey play ball that day


Driver; This man fon spoil this country finish, money no dey



THEN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE MUMU KASSIM IN THE BUS


Kassim; The man is Trying, do you know it was your brother ( referring to Eze) that spoil this country? Lets continue to pray for him


Conductor; ( To Kassim) E be like say you go come down from this bus, abi d suffer no dey touch you

Genea brought me here. Laugh don scatter me. The woman beside me thinks I'm mad.

toshmann:
No disrespect but Perhaps Aba in the 60s look better than Aba in the 21st century.

Correct me if I'm wrong

guy you wicked ooo. You been dey wait for the guy man before?

I see a "Technical"

Who send the guy nah?

Again? Are these people not tired

Lighthouseman:
People so much mistrust this government. Even oby did not agree to be ferried to the northeast without Lai mohd on board the flight to avoid stories that touch.

Bros how you think reach the emboldened?

Compliant:
WE ARE YEARS BEHIND FOR SURE

PENCIL WITHOUT ERASER ?

NOT EVEN HAND GLOVE FOR ASSEMBLING?

WELL ROME WAS NOT BUILT IN A DAY

#weshallgetthere

CONGRATS

Nice contributions albeit I think commendation should come before criticism.

Gradually we can come up with something. Even if it's broom industry, it's still commendable. Job creation is of paramount concern now.

2017: Year of shoking mouth for other people matter. NL has finally killed me gaskiya. The maid try no be small.

So she picked the lock with a broom ba? IG must hear this.

Nothing bad. Like someone said, confirm your office policies wrt marriage within.

Kai. NFF . Well I'm not surprised. If the world's sporting body are engrossed in such, then this shouldn't come as a surprise.

Some headlines sha Brand New Igbo Man

CXLVII:
Lolx

Don't mind me jaré . Abbreviating names is fun for me, and I'm sure they are others out there that like it too.

CXLVII:
Who is MZ?

Mark Zuckerberg.

Viking007:
I enjoyed every line. He is good biko.

He is good? I laugh in Spanish. Uncle RA is one of the creative/imaginative writers this generation has ever seen (albeit late Achebe and Pa Wole are in a clase of their own).

CXLVII:


Do you know what those men where up to at age 40? They were very busy!

MZ is below 40.

frenzydilz:
It's really sad mehn, how one could be alive this minute and dead the next

So true. All the more reason those of us alive should tread carefully.

osazsky:
Wen dem dey bomb different churches una dey support dem. Now dem Don begin dey bomb does wey dey hide them.na e Don clear for una eye. Live with it

That's quite harsh .

Just be careful how you go about your biz. . Because home wreckers do not announce themselves.

freecocoa:
That's why I said 'most'. There are decent men but they are nothing compared to the a$$holes.

'Most' plenty fa. That's quite a lot. More like saying almost all men are not decent. Na wa oooo. Men don see something sha. Adam pleased Eve, see what it caused for all of us. Samson pleased Delilah and her sister. Cost him a lot, including his eyes, and men are still not doing enough? Haba freecocoa give credit to whom credit is due. Just because I had a negative stint with the opposite gender, doesn't mean all of the are the same. Please reduce that your 'most' to 'some'.

freecocoa:
Walai, Nigerian men are the least faithful/loyal and I don't have to have dated a gazillion of them to know that, other people's experience is lesson enough, but do I expect you to agree with me? Ofcourse not, still doesn't change the fact that most of you are a$$holes.

Haba freecocoa, that's quite harsh. Haba! So you've never met a decent Nigerian man?

Sakordie - "you know say money no be problem..."

seuncyrus:
from imeko? Benin republic border ?

we even import weed ?? na wa oh

You didn't hear the news last year ? Some lands containing weeds were burnt last year in Osun. Not to talk of other states that were not reported in the news.

Gr8OG:
lol.. I tell you

femi4:
What course are you "DOING"

I had to go back and see the video clip. To say I'm embarrassed that a sitting governor would utter such uncouth words, is to say the least.

What course are you “DOING”?

Congrats Auba!

EgunMogaji:
Please don't even attempt to lecture me on morality, when I can argue or otherwise.

The person in the picture is deceased. You're using this picture to shamefully further your thinly veiled agenda.

Sorry if you feel offended, albeit no man is an epitome of knowledge, be it in morality or any subject. On the other hand, I have no agenda whatsoever, here on NL or anywhere else. Thanks. Kindly accept my olive branch if you are in any way offended.

EgunMogaji:
That person in the front seat died on impact as seen in the picture and not on the way to any hospital.

The picture is also on Facebook.

EgunMogaji, no need to argue. The image appears so, but that does not confirm that she has breathed her last, does it? Also about the picture on Facebook, it is definitely not on her brother's page. That 999,999 individuals do the wrong thing, does not make it right. You didn't see me mentioning her name or her brother's name to prove a point. Certain aspects of people's private lives should be left out of social media.

Praktikals:
No be matured mind you dey find, na gullible mind you dey find.

You don bust the guyman sharp sharp.

abbeycom101:
No,, she died 10 minutes in the hospital, doctors tries their possible best to get her resuscitated, but the degrees of injuries she sustained was enormous. Rip innocent soul

Maybe a misinformation from him, albeit that was what he communicated to me last night. I still can't understand how the four of them lost their lives within a moment . Gosh!