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Atiku 2019 is a goal.

Get one bitch I had a one night stand with.

Fvck the girl kitty dey smell shit.

I hated myself for days, was thankful I used a condom.

The smell was crazy, na the money wey I go give just make me cum say oya come dey go I am tired o.

Jesus! I no fit say na the kind smell wey dey come out be this but it was really bad.

First time I experienced that shit

HitlerGaddafi:
Where is that?

At Benghazi. Shey nah you be the OP. No mind your business.

Teenagers and their love brouhaha

You sef never understand yourself. What do you want gan gan?

I mean what's your plan I mean your mandate.

Abegii, go fix yourself.

You get problem, go fix yourself first before you come nairaland come dey post sh*t

Fabricated.

If you believe this sh**, then you are a fool.

Fabricated

Between Precious's and Chioma's Kitty, which one strong pass?

Cos I no understand again!

Gay alert

oluwashedy:
You sef make mistake

Bobo I just download this TouchPal, e dey obvious say mine nah keyboard wahala

felprosper:
if you don't have anything meaningful to say then shut up. Hope u live long enough to experience this

Yo boy!

Your a nitwit for typing that sh**.WTF, immaturity at its peak. Get lost!

I don't fvck with fvckers like you. You wish me to experience some fvcking Nollywood drama sh**, wish you the same fvcker. If you wish me fire then go to hell.

Get thee behind me fvcker, and if you fvcking quote me again, I'm gonna need to unleash amadioha on you fvcker. The thunder wey go strike you if you quote me again ehn!

And for your info, am gonna live long and won't experience that kinda sh*t cos it only happens in Nollywood movies. Onl fvckers like you are meant to experience that kinda sh*t

Your a fvck boy. Them suppose beat you for that statement. Lmao. Idiot

[quote author=felprosper post=71723207][/quote]This kinda things happen only in Nollywood movies, so forgive me if I don't believe this crap you just laid down.

I repeat this is fabricated and will waste no time commenting on a fictious story.

Damn!!

Enough of all these Nollywood craps, I have had enough.

Abegggiii

This boy dull.

God save am say him get money.

Abi nah girl, which one sef?

MetalJigsaw:
bros last time I call her she ask why I dey shake say nothing go happen. Nothing go happen as how??
Did she mean it was all a prank (which I pray hope for) or I shouldn't panic if she's actually pregnant? she jus tell me say she dey busy come cut the call. chai


I wan marry her but I never ready ni o

Bros no fear, since you used CD, no be you get Belle that's if she's pregnant which I seriously doubt. Cos if she is pregnant, she would also be disturbed unless she get hidden agenda .

All this small small girls, you no fit trust them. Fit be say nah her friends dey ginger her make she dey use pregnancy taunt you.

Control her come your side, na small girl nah, talk sense into her, na you be the man nah, tell her she needs to grow up and stop all those child's play.

No show any iota of fear, cos if you continue to di she go dey sense am and dey use am taunt you.

E get one girl wey I like one time too. She sabi say I like am die, she come dey use break up taunt me, I suffer die during that period

Man up guy, the girl too small to dey ff you play games.

This girl get problem.

Well nah her problem be that.

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HitlerGaddafi:
can someone give me directions to good ashawo joints in ilorin apart from cocacola and obbo road ? The person wey direct me to better joint will have 5k transfered to him/her coz this ilorin too boring abeg.

Guy

Guy you still dey interested. I get one coded joint for Tanke for you.

Na your own problem be that.

Everybody get him own problem.

Go solve your shit yourself!

Give am better style for bed. It's obvious you are not doing enough to make him happy .

Thank me later.

Funke!!

When I get home, I don't want to see you in my house.

So ti gbo, pack all your load and leave, i'm not joking o.

Every damn thing and leave my child with the maid.

If I meet you at home, ma lu, I will beat the hell out of you.

Bobo you be learner o. Allow small girl dey play games with you. if she missed her period then that's her problem, u sha used CD. No be you get pikin.

But u be bad guy o, dey knack 17 year old. If her mama catch u ehn!!

Abeg make I ask, you just dey use her change blood or you wan marry her, this one wey you dey fear, be like say u dey consider abortion if to say she get Belle.

Hmm.

Let me share my story.

A friend of mine introduced me to sports betting in 2013, and being a football lover, I thought I would be swimming in cash real soon. I was overwhelmed. In fact I was shocked.

Funny thing there is my friend later had to stop in our Uni days, when the losses became unbearable.

Back to the real story, for like 3 months, I didn't win one bet, I was trying so many options. I was close at times but as they say nearly doesn't kill a bird. It turned a dialy ritual. I was so obsessed with the shit, little did I know that was just the beginning. Since it was #100 stakes I didn't feel disturbed, I was just hoping for some huge sum that would turn me a baller.

Then it took a turn for the worse, I was given some money to get a predegree form at Funnab then, nah I didn't get the form, I lost almost all of it. I turned the 1960bet shop to my second home, I will get to the shop as early as 9am and close with them at 7pm.

When I had lost almost all of it, the truth came out that I didn't get the form. I had to come up with a lie and I really can't remember how I got out of that mess, but I managed to wriggle my way out.

I was always re-printing tickets as they say it. I lost over 20k within a week to the U-20 world cup then. I remember one of those days, when I put Spain U-20 in almost like 15 tickets, Mexico beat Spain and I had to squeeze 15 tickets that day. I was overwhelmed.

Then reality slowly set in, the game was more difficult than I envisaged. I lost track of getting admission into the University. I was not studying and I paid the price.

Since I didn't register for the predegree program, I had to write post ume at Funaab, I got like 38%, it was unlike me, cos I always did well all my life. My parents were disappointed, I had to wait another year and write another jamb.

Then the real problem started when I got to know a bet9ja shop around my vicinity, I turned a regular customer. I started playing Dog racing, I won most times and rarely lost during this period. I was joyous.

Then something happened, the shop had to close. I was then redirected to a newly opened Bet9ja HQ. That
was when kasala bust. I lost so much, that it ate into my savings, I was devastated. My dad knew about my savings, and asked what I did with all the money, I couldn't say any shii. It caused a rift between us.

I later got a predegree form at Unilorin after I failed to get into Funnab again, even after a good jamb score, I had 36% in the post ume. But the truth is i wasn't studying at all. And I paid the price for my lackadaisical attitude towards my education.

One morning I lost my jamb reg fee. And had to rugged my way thru to beat the deadline. So many experiences but the real problem started when I got into Uni.

My predegree days was virtual free, cos we had to go to a very remote place in Kwara. But I got my elder brother's 1960 login to play during the 2014 world cup. The only time I had to play virtual was when there was a break or something and I was back at home. And I kind of enjoyed my life cos I was with enough money.

I need to add that I won some little amounts in sports betting and I thought I could still get something out from the game. Hmmmm

I will be back for more, stay tuned for how my life turned out for the worse.

Hotfreeze:
Having read the press statement by Ambode where he said Sanwo-olu has mental health issues and I having read the press statement by Sanwo-olu.

I would be very impartial here:

Ambode is the one displaying signs of mental problem.

He is exhibiting symptoms of Narcissistic personality disorder(NPD). Please, google that mental disorder and compare the symptoms with Ambode's behaviour.

C'mon shut up there!! If I woos you ehn