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I've got this Samsung S7 Edge for sale.

Condition: Cracked screen.

Functionality: 99.9 *crack does not affect screen

Location: Akure

Price: 50k or any better offer.

I'm open for swaps

08072370699

How much?

I trip!!!

Very typical.

Someone says he is busy, he has the courtesy of telling you that and you assume he is snubbing you because you are a Nigerian?

Abeg, take a couple of seats.

If you were worth your salt, you wouldn't assume this was happening because you are a Nigerian

Bros, make I humbly bring my 1m

Engine bay pics please.

Anything to fix?

This does not look real.

It doesn't look healthy either.

But what do I know.

*Sips anti-malaria tea

I need 7+ 32gb

You have?

ruffhandu:
@1stNumeroUno

Accuse them back if you see any opportunity.

Some that accuse me of not coming to visit them in the village, my response: "Ah, I'm not a spirit that cannot be visited or called. Everybody knows where to find me. I know you don't just care enough about me".

Na them go begin defend themselves and apologize. Nonsense!

I no dey let that bother me. Sometimes they send such messages through my mother and I'll ask her if that person doesn't have my number.

Nice point, but in reality, do you want to be called and visited by these people?

Me I know I don't.

Make everybody dey their dey abeg

Bros (I just believe you are a guy)

Fill in the blank spaces for me...

You are "made".....(Yes/No)

You earn a good living.....(Yes/No)

You are financially comfortable.....(Yes/No)

You do not rely on any of these family members to survive.....(Yes/No)

If you answered Yes to any of the above then your dilemma is simple.

You live better than many of these family members .....(Yes/No)


Solution?

Stay away from many of these people or they will suck you dry

deebrain:
Guy, relax! where is the chill?

There gat to be something good in getting married. Haba.

Lol.

Trust me, getting married is one of the most beautiful things ever

Woman raised you from small.

She no abort you.

She no poison you as a teenager.

She no send bird to confuse your driver when you dey go school.

You don old now, she is no more to be seen because one pastor said sh*t.

You see, the black man is imprisoned by religion, we just dey lie give ourselves.

That feeling.

No more night outs.

You cant go on holidays alone.

No more excessive video games.

You cant go home drunk to stupor.

You have to dress up and go to church on Sundays.

No more one night stands with groupies with big bumbum.

Before you hang out with the boys, you must seek permission.

If you get a divorce, she gets half of everything even if she did not contribute a penny.

In fact, kuku kee me

Can it fly for 1m?

back pics please

Where are based?

Front pics of the pilots

Emmafe:
SOLD

Sigh...

Na wa o

Alaba Int Market.

Sigh.

Schooled close to this place, live closer too.

As much as this market is wide and diverse, your chances of getting scammed is so high, you could actually get scammed multiple times the same day.

It is almost like a way of life there, and its all jungle. Forget say you sabi person, almost everybody there will scam you given the chance.

Fake items be like pure water there. Stolen items? Don't even get me started.

Best option is to just put your trust in God. That's the only way out.

Bros, hafa?

Remember me?

Abakaliki connect.

Whatsapp me make we deal this stuff.

Body = Range Rover

Steering Wheel= Land Rover

Whats going on?

There were no Christians in Nigeria 200 years ago.

There were also no entity known as Nigeria at that time too.

Guess what, the kingdoms in existence were far more peaceful and life was relatively better. Corruption wasn't as rampant and widespread, the quest for ill gotten wealth was also unheard of.

Social vices were frowned upon and dealt with without fear or favour.

My point, foreign religions are scourges on the African continent.

ALL of them.

Front, full back and engine pics please

Price?

100k Monday deal?

Nice doing business with you.

I'm offering 12k.

Can we deal today?

See, this woman can do no wrong in my eyes

Pics of engine bay.

Any faults to fix?

Tried calling number off.

Number not showing on Whatsapp

Pic?

Factory unlocked?

Cosplay:
Good job.

Just one of the exterior though, I noticed you didn't put any up. VIN too.

Bros,

Whoever you are, wherever you are....

I will hunt you, I will find you and I will buy you a crate of whatever it is you drink.


Kudos!

RuthlessLeader:
So because the baby wasn't crying in the pic, it's okay for her to be left like that abi?
Even if she was joking, what if the baby had fallen to the ground?

The child could also fall if she were strapped to her mother's back.

Has that stopped women from strapping babies to their backs?

Sometimes, drink water instead of posting stuff like this