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I don laf

Dis 1 of d best jokes.

It's funny n stupid

There's dis mad man in my villa, whneva u c him, he's always singin n lookin hapy as thouh he likes his condition.

1dy, som grup of pple dcided 2 kno y he's always lukin hapy. So dey ask hm n he replied:
'u c, my pple, whn u mad u go get peace of mind cos:

1. Where 2 sleep no go b problm,
2. Cloth 2 wear? No wahala8-)
3. Fud 2 chop go boku,
4. Evn pikin n wife no go cry say no money 4 fud fees or rapa 2 wear... Den he frowned n said ...d only problm na d waka-waka wey dey inside. If na lie ma I bite una mak una c-am.. .:@:@:@

@ post, if I may ask: wht he wnts d money 4, can't it wait 4 som tm? If it can, den he shud b patnt n sel his guds but if not, den, he can sel d landed proptis if dere r no oda altanativs.

logicboy: See thief! Tithe robber! Fraud!


Moderators should ban this. This is brainwashing people to be robbed!

Do u think so? Den think again.

Sincerely, it is common but I tel u, most of d time it's a kind of demonic attak n all u nid do is to PRAY n cova ursef wit d BLOOD OF JESUS n it wil stop. Jst try it.

In our society today, immorality (fornication, adultery, disobedient, stealin, drinkin n smokin, kilin n kidnappin, bribery n corruption, MEND n BOKO HARAM) has become d talk of d day.

In d days of our forefadas pple were not so bad n demoralized.

I decided 2 take a search thru d bible 2 kno who's at fault.
In Deut 6:6-9, God commanded d children of Israel 2 teach their children n their grand children d commandments, Prov 22:6, train up ur child...when he's old he'll not depart frm it n in Eph 6:1, childrn obey ur parnts in d Lord...

I c dat there's a problem; It's eida d parents r not training their childrn or d childrn r not obeying?

Who is at fault, parents or children?

An elderly man returned frm work one afternoon n was very thirsty, so he called a little boy who was playing around n gave him N100 to buy a bottle of softdrink for him n buy 1 for himself.

On gettin there, it was only 1 bottle left, so, d little boy bought for himself n broght back d balance of N50 2 d man. When asked, he told d man 'eh.., na only 1 bottle wey remain, I don drin ma own, dey say igo dey 4 evenin, maybe afta I go buy ur own.'

Mr Black, red card... Out of d game, n black card- u r banned frm postin any joke.

Sorry I've not gon thru ur profile.

N u christian or muslim?

D greatest gift u can giv 2 any1 is d Bible.

I strongly recomend a Study Bible, though xpenciv but I think she's worth it. With dat evn God wil b happy wit u n she wil kno u truely luv her n wnt her soul to be saved.

She'll liv 2 remmba n b gratfu 2 u.

It is only in countries like Nigeria that we c our govt boast of projects they hv abandoned as an achvement.

Hw can a state govt plnt flowers n grases in d cities n in major streets, neglected dem, neva cared 2 tream d flowers nor cut d grases n dey grew 2 becom trees n bushes. During d dry season diz grases(bushes) were set on fire; yet, u'll hear dem boastin of ow dey've beautified d state wit flowers n grases.

Secndly, a situation where dey use indoor waste baskets 4 a whole street n business places like d Oil Junction, PH, n without shame wrote on d basket 'By d Min. Of Env., R/S. Whn u c hw pple dump d wastes coverin d basket u kno dat Nigerians r ready 2 chnge 4 gud but our govt is not ready 2 gv up corruption.

Diz 2 thins vex me more abt d R/S Govt.

Amen oo!!!
Ha..l..le...lu......... Eh! Na dreamo? Abeg no make my pastor slap me o? U jst make am pursue me frm alta now. Abeg go back go sleep make u test d car. Lock ur door make enemies of progres no wake u up again. Remmba 2 pay ur tithe wey u colet ur salary ...i dey waite o!

@post-
Didn't u c doz who do not go 2 church, rubbers n cultists, fornicators, boko harams n mend, haters of Christ n d things of God, etc, I can c dem in d fire. Pls pray dat God save deir soul.

Please, I need ur help nairalandas, when will the recruitment result for the NNBTS Batch 19 be out and what are likely to be the requirements for the training
Thanks

OLAADEGBU:
"Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent and the serpent didn't have a leg to stand on" 

"For the wages of sin is death but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord". -- Romans 6:23

God blamed Adam.
Who do you blame

bigmodo:
Is a man marrying a man a sin in a Godly way? Is a woman marrying a woman a sin in a Godly way?

You in ur right sense, what do you think

Before I giv u proofs from the bible, I want 2 know, are you a christian or at least a church goer?
be sincere pls.

neily:
I don't know what u re looking for, a girl without taste? Thats bad, cos if eventually she becomes your wife, u will be a laughing stock.

Not always true.
Remember that 2 much of everything is bad. 2much of taste is also bad as the girl may endup becoming a burden on your shoulder which you may not be able to carry by the time she starts tasting for tasty tastes.

Becareful else u will have to steal to meet up her taste.

For me, an average lady is not bad.

The first five universities in Nigeria when it comes to lecturing, training leaders, discipline, physical beauty, practical studies, etc.

Which are they?
Please I want to know.
Thanks.

Sometimes I wonder if we really have a gospel artist in Nigeria. Take for instance, Ebiere, after releasing her first gospel album, praising God, the same mouth she used in praising Jehovah, she will use it to sing 'O Baby.' To the praise of the devil

Then I ask, Is she a gospel artist or a worldly musician
I want to know

According to Gen 3: 1-end, Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating of the tree that will make one wise.
Yes, always the men push the blame on the women (Eve).
Now, where was Adam when Eve was tempted by the Serpent (the devil)?
Why did Adam not reject the fruit? etc,
Was he also interested in the fruite?
Many more questions about 'Who is to be blamed for our sufferings today due to Adam and Eve's disobedient?'

Sometimes I wonder if we really have a gospel artist in Nigeria. Take for instance, Ebiere, after releasing her first gospel album, praising God, the same mouth she used in praising Jehovah, she will use it to sing 'O Baby.' To the praise of the devil

Then I ask, Is she a gospel artist or a worldly musician
I want to know

Yes, we all know that we are living in the last days, according to the bible, there shall be war between God and the devil, as a result, both God and the devil are looking for endtime soldiers.
Now, each has a target, but who among the kids, youths and adult are the prime target of the devil?
Explain

Yes, we all know that we are living in the last days, according to the bible, there shall be war between God and the devil, as a result, both God and the devil are looking for endtime soldiers.
Now, each has a target, but who among the kids, youths and adult are the prime target of the devil?
Explain

I have a friend who's going out with two men (double dating) and when I ask her why? she said: "Incase one disapoints me, then I can hook up with the other.
I've tried 2 advise her but she just will not take it.
NLs, what else should I do/say 2 her?

Pls I need ur help.