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Jokes Etc / Re: You Must Laff by DHead(m): 12:42am On Jun 01, 2012 |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha I don laf 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: U Cant Miss This Joke!!! by DHead(m): 12:35am On Jun 01, 2012 |
Dis 1 of d best jokes. It's funny n stupid |
Jokes Etc / D Happy Mad Man by DHead(m): 12:11am On Jun 01, 2012 |
There's dis mad man in my villa, whneva u c him, he's always singin n lookin hapy as thouh he likes his condition. 1dy, som grup of pple dcided 2 kno y he's always lukin hapy. So dey ask hm n he replied: 'u c, my pple, whn u mad u go get peace of mind cos: 1. Where 2 sleep no go b problm, 2. Cloth 2 wear? No wahala8-) 3. Fud 2 chop go boku, 4. Evn pikin n wife no go cry say no money 4 fud fees or rapa 2 wear... Den he frowned n said ...d only problm na d waka-waka wey dey inside. If na lie ma I bite una mak una c-am.. .:@:@:@ |
Family / Re: Please Advice. by DHead(m): 11:39pm On May 31, 2012 |
@ post, if I may ask: wht he wnts d money 4, can't it wait 4 som tm? If it can, den he shud b patnt n sel his guds but if not, den, he can sel d landed proptis if dere r no oda altanativs. |
Religion / Re: Supernatural Prosperity - How Do You Get It? by DHead(m): 1:33am On May 26, 2012 |
logicboy: See thief! Tithe robber! Fraud! Do u think so? Den think again. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: A Poem Titled 'how Long'. Pls. Make Your Comments. by DHead(m): 1:25am On May 26, 2012 |
9c 1 |
Religion / Re: Has This Incidence Occur To Anyone? by DHead(m): 1:19am On May 26, 2012 |
Sincerely, it is common but I tel u, most of d time it's a kind of demonic attak n all u nid do is to PRAY n cova ursef wit d BLOOD OF JESUS n it wil stop. Jst try it. |
Family / Who's Fault? Parent Or Children? by DHead(m): 1:08am On May 26, 2012 |
In our society today, immorality (fornication, adultery, disobedient, stealin, drinkin n smokin, kilin n kidnappin, bribery n corruption, MEND n BOKO HARAM) has become d talk of d day. In d days of our forefadas pple were not so bad n demoralized. I decided 2 take a search thru d bible 2 kno who's at fault. In Deut 6:6-9, God commanded d children of Israel 2 teach their children n their grand children d commandments, Prov 22:6, train up ur child...when he's old he'll not depart frm it n in Eph 6:1, childrn obey ur parnts in d Lord... I c dat there's a problem; It's eida d parents r not training their childrn or d childrn r not obeying? Who is at fault, parents or children? |
Jokes Etc / Buy 1 Bottle 4 Me N 1 4 Urself by DHead(m): 3:55am On May 24, 2012 |
An elderly man returned frm work one afternoon n was very thirsty, so he called a little boy who was playing around n gave him N100 to buy a bottle of softdrink for him n buy 1 for himself. On gettin there, it was only 1 bottle left, so, d little boy bought for himself n broght back d balance of N50 2 d man. When asked, he told d man 'eh.., na only 1 bottle wey remain, I don drin ma own, dey say igo dey 4 evenin, maybe afta I go buy ur own.' |
Jokes Etc / Re: If U No Laff, Ban Me! by DHead(m): 2:51am On May 24, 2012 |
Mr Black, red card... Out of d game, n black card- u r banned frm postin any joke. |
Family / Re: Please Help Recommend A Mother Day Gift For Me. by DHead(m): 2:41am On May 11, 2012 |
Sorry I've not gon thru ur profile. N u christian or muslim? |
Family / Re: Please Help Recommend A Mother Day Gift For Me. by DHead(m): 1:39am On May 11, 2012 |
D greatest gift u can giv 2 any1 is d Bible. I strongly recomend a Study Bible, though xpenciv but I think she's worth it. With dat evn God wil b happy wit u n she wil kno u truely luv her n wnt her soul to be saved. She'll liv 2 remmba n b gratfu 2 u. 1 Like |
Politics / What Do U Hate Abt Ur State Govt? by DHead(m): 4:27am On May 09, 2012 |
It is only in countries like Nigeria that we c our govt boast of projects they hv abandoned as an achvement. Hw can a state govt plnt flowers n grases in d cities n in major streets, neglected dem, neva cared 2 tream d flowers nor cut d grases n dey grew 2 becom trees n bushes. During d dry season diz grases(bushes) were set on fire; yet, u'll hear dem boastin of ow dey've beautified d state wit flowers n grases. Secndly, a situation where dey use indoor waste baskets 4 a whole street n business places like d Oil Junction, PH, n without shame wrote on d basket 'By d Min. Of Env., R/S. Whn u c hw pple dump d wastes coverin d basket u kno dat Nigerians r ready 2 chnge 4 gud but our govt is not ready 2 gv up corruption. Diz 2 thins vex me more abt d R/S Govt. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by DHead(m): 3:19am On May 09, 2012 |
Amen oo!!! Ha..l..le...lu......... Eh! Na dreamo? Abeg no make my pastor slap me o? U jst make am pursue me frm alta now. Abeg go back go sleep make u test d car. Lock ur door make enemies of progres no wake u up again. Remmba 2 pay ur tithe wey u colet ur salary ...i dey waite o! 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Come Out Of Fire by DHead(m): 12:57am On May 07, 2012 |
@post- Didn't u c doz who do not go 2 church, rubbers n cultists, fornicators, boko harams n mend, haters of Christ n d things of God, etc, I can c dem in d fire. Pls pray dat God save deir soul. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Nnbts Batch 19 Recruitment Result by DHead(m): 10:03pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Please, I need ur help nairalandas, when will the recruitment result for the NNBTS Batch 19 be out and what are likely to be the requirements for the training Thanks |
Religion / Re: Among Adam And Eve, Who Is To Be Blamed For Our Suffering Today by DHead(m): 12:08am On May 30, 2010 |
OLAADEGBU:God blamed Adam. Who do you blame |
Religion / Re: Is Being Gay A Sin? by DHead(m): 11:56pm On May 29, 2010 |
bigmodo: You in ur right sense, what do you think Before I giv u proofs from the bible, I want 2 know, are you a christian or at least a church goer? be sincere pls. |
Romance / Re: Ladies Should Start Wearing Price Tags Please! by DHead(m): 11:01pm On May 29, 2010 |
neily: Not always true. Remember that 2 much of everything is bad. 2much of taste is also bad as the girl may endup becoming a burden on your shoulder which you may not be able to carry by the time she starts tasting for tasty tastes. Becareful else u will have to steal to meet up her taste. For me, an average lady is not bad. |
Education / Which Are The First Five Universities In Nigeria by DHead(m): 10:31pm On May 29, 2010 |
The first five universities in Nigeria when it comes to lecturing, training leaders, discipline, physical beauty, practical studies, etc. Which are they? Please I want to know. Thanks. |
Music/Radio / Is Ebiere A Gospel Artist Or Mundane Artist? by DHead(m): 10:07pm On May 29, 2010 |
Sometimes I wonder if we really have a gospel artist in Nigeria. Take for instance, Ebiere, after releasing her first gospel album, praising God, the same mouth she used in praising Jehovah, she will use it to sing 'O Baby.' To the praise of the devil Then I ask, Is she a gospel artist or a worldly musician I want to know |
Religion / Among Adam And Eve, Who Is To Be Blamed For Our Suffering Today by DHead(m): 10:05pm On May 29, 2010 |
According to Gen 3: 1-end, Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating of the tree that will make one wise. Yes, always the men push the blame on the women (Eve). Now, where was Adam when Eve was tempted by the Serpent (the devil)? Why did Adam not reject the fruit? etc, Was he also interested in the fruite? Many more questions about 'Who is to be blamed for our sufferings today due to Adam and Eve's disobedient?' |
Music/Radio / Is Ebiere A Gospel Artist Or Mundane Artist? by DHead(m): 9:22pm On May 29, 2010 |
Sometimes I wonder if we really have a gospel artist in Nigeria. Take for instance, Ebiere, after releasing her first gospel album, praising God, the same mouth she used in praising Jehovah, she will use it to sing 'O Baby.' To the praise of the devil Then I ask, Is she a gospel artist or a worldly musician I want to know |
Religion / Who Are The Devil's Prime Target? Kids, Youths Or Adults? by DHead(m): 8:00pm On May 29, 2010 |
Yes, we all know that we are living in the last days, according to the bible, there shall be war between God and the devil, as a result, both God and the devil are looking for endtime soldiers. Now, each has a target, but who among the kids, youths and adult are the prime target of the devil? Explain |
Religion / Who Are The Devil's Prime Target? Kids, Youths Or Adults? by DHead(m): 7:59pm On May 29, 2010 |
Yes, we all know that we are living in the last days, according to the bible, there shall be war between God and the devil, as a result, both God and the devil are looking for endtime soldiers. Now, each has a target, but who among the kids, youths and adult are the prime target of the devil? Explain |
Romance / Is Double Dating Good? by DHead(m): 8:52pm On Jun 05, 2009 |
I have a friend who's going out with two men (double dating) and when I ask her why? she said: "Incase one disapoints me, then I can hook up with the other. I've tried 2 advise her but she just will not take it. NLs, what else should I do/say 2 her? Pls I need ur help. |
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