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tytylayor:
*passing*

Passing 2 where? Ur computer na man or woman? no dodge d question.

v3nom4eva:
@Dhead. . .

Werin b ur own na?

My b say u dey post ur joke 4 d wrong thread.
D computer u dey use na man or woman? Ans d question now!!!

Two guys where driving (their father's car) along a street at night  looking for girls to take home 4 d night. Dey got to a street n saw so many girls (prostitudes) lined up with diff kinds of dressing jst 2 entice d men, n with diff prices ranging from N100, N200, N300,  etc per night. Den one of the girls shouted "Mine is free of charge." Since dey where not with enough money, without a second thought dey went 4 d 'free of charge.'

Hop in, dey said, n within seconds d girl was in sitted at d back with one of dem. Off dey went.

Without formal or informal introduction, d guy started romancing d girl. She never said a word neither did she hesitate. He was suprised n asked d girl
Guy: what am I doing?
Girl: You are romancing me. She said.
Guy: Uh! she knos!!- He thought.

He started shawering her with kisses n she never said no, rather, she was responding. Astonished, he was.
Guy: I've not seen such an understanding lady like dis b4.

He dcided to ask 4 d second time:
Guy: what am I doing?
Girl: You are kissing me.
Guy: Ooooooh! so submissive he thought again.

Straight away he pulled, undressed d lady n started d marathon. 90% in2 d act, he dcided 2 ask again
Guy: what am I doing?
Girl: You-you-you, ' she stuttles,
Guy: I'm what? he shouted
Girl: You are collecting.
Guy: Collecting what - now in fear
Girl: Collecting go, go,  go,
Guy: I said what -trembling in fear,
Girl: Collecting gonorhea free of charge
Guy: Eeeeeh!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don die ooo!!!


Bcareful of "Free of Charge" Awuf dey purge!!!

Ben20001:
V3nom don post e joke for wrong thread

U don do anoda 1 - Wrong thread.

Ben20001:
the two dey use different types of copy and paste

I did not copy n paste from any body;
Bside, I never read ble own b4.

D1KeleVra:
i still dey find the joke'

Check wel u go see d joke but asn d ques:
'What gender is Computer'

A spanish teacher was xplaing 2 her class dat in Spanish unlike English, nouns are disignated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is a feminine, "la casa", "pencil" however, is masculine, "el lapiz."
A studet ask, "what gender is computer?" instead of giving the answer she split d class into two, male & female, and ask them to decidefor themselves whether computer should be masculine or feminine noun.
Each group was ask to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computer should definately b of d feminine gender, {"la computadora"}, b/cos

1. No one but their creator undastands their internal logic;
2. D native language dey use 2 communicate wif oda computers is incomprehensible 2 every 1 else;
3. Even d smallest mistake are stored in long term memory 4 posibu later retrieval; n
4. As soon as u make a commitment 2 One, u find urself spending 1/2 ur pay cheque n accessories 4 it. (this gets better).

D women's grup however, concluded dat computers should b masculine ("el computador", bcoz:

1. in order 2 do anythin wif dem, u ve 2 turn dem on.;
2. dey ve alot of data but still cannot think 4 demselves;
3. dey're suppose 2 help u sove problems but half of d time, dey are d problem;
4. as soon as u commit 2 1, u realise dat if u had waited a little longer, u could ve gotten a better model.

Who won?

Abbygyal:
chai dis is lame

Not only lame, me I dey vex because it's blind, deaf infact a dead joke.
@ Poster
No d kind thin u dey post or,

I think every wise person should find it easy to say "I'm sorry."

It's only d pride n arrogant who when dey are wrong, cannot accpet it n say "sorry"
Dat word "sorry" heals, calms n restors a lot of -ve things.

tonye-t:
dani u 4get to clean ur yansh wen you sheit for my toilet

u think say i go flush that sheit there?

Y u no wan flush d sheit? abi him no pay u 4 d last one u flush?

echezz:
mess fashion! wear simple t-shirt, jeans, sandals and have yourself a heavy wallet and every girl will think you the most fashionable .

You want to dress dat way to ur office (Bank) on Monday? Disgrace.

I think it's 60/40. Men are more fashionable.

from my observation, I think apart 4rm money women want so many other things in men like:
Love, Understanding, Respect, Faithfulnes to their relationship, not a man who'll be complaining all d time.

Ben20001:
dani don't make me angry o. I still have that kind of heart I had 24yrs ago o

Ben, u wan cry

Ben20001:
the dani of a guy still dey talk sef

How im no go talk, u no see as im mouth dey like kpomo

Ben20001:
D Head of Niger delta boiz is getting pissed off sha

ben, Benson abi na sentmoris if u try me I go kidnap u for nothin

bblacky:
Him don join d Niger Delta Boys

Watin Niger Delter Boys do?

sylve11:
Honestly, b4 i will start anything with u , i'll need the approbation from ma ololumi and ma mom. If they say fire down, then Nairaland no go contain both of us, i swear.

u don 1st start already. no fear. jst rlax ur mind nothin dey happen

teissys:
Yeah, ryt

Sha-sha-sharap ur mouth.
Ur mouth be like Yeah, ryt

@ Sylve11
I no b George Finidi ooo

If I put my pix u go send ur sis afta me.

@ tytylayor
I'm not surprise at ur response.
I check ur prof n pix. Pple dey face front snap pix but ur own na back- Very -ve person.
See as u put ur face inside phone like say u no dey see    

@ Sylve11
I don check ur profile n ur pix. U keep bushy hair like dos fulanis wey dey rare cow inside bush

@ Poster
d mama na roged one
She kno Whatz up

jst watch out!!!

@Poster
Sweat n dry

U mean u don't ve anythin better

@ Poster
Davidcares, I ve jst 1 guestion for u n I demand u give me a sincere ans b4 I'll say any thing more.

Since u started dating dat girl, can u tel me dat u've never slept with or even kiss another girl

Ans: yes or no.

Na there i go no watin to talk

George_D, I see dat u're one of those men who carry Cs in their pocket.
where do u want to go afta now? I mean, u d expect any show

@Dhead, na true e dey talkoooooooooo , @ post if u dey send person dat kind amount it is well with u, but i wan tell u say make u send the last mony give am and quit this ridiculuos game haba monkey dey work baboon dey shop O boy tellam make she find something doing and stop all dat cock and bull story u don try so far leave d rest for her to complete, God wount hold u responsible enough is enough for d wise

Na wa-o-o!!! 
Wonda sha never end!
Only u do all dos thins 2 some thing u don't knw if it's human or not? Well done bros.
Don't worry, ur reward is in heaven. ans amen! 

Well if na true think 2wice! i maen 3rice evn 4ice.!!!! 
Make i ask: You dey go church?
If yes 'pray to ur God' 4 wisdom.

It's not out of place 2 help someone u don't kno; but if it is becoming dat u borrow jst 2 please her or you don't have enough, tel her 'I'm sorry I don't ve and i believe if its a reasonable girl or thing, she'll understand.
Don't please her to displease urself-dat's eye service!!!

men carry many things in their pockets like cigerate, condoms, etc.