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WebmastersRe: Sports Betting Site For Sale by Dhilariousdandy(op): 5:14pm On Oct 26, 2016
ULSHERLAN:
I sent a pm already
Check your inbox sir
CelebritiesCheck out These Beautiful Photos Of A Man Who Married His Gf with down syndrome by Dhilariousdandy(op): 5:08pm On Oct 26, 2016
This couple has been circulating on the Internet and they are so adorable! The man got married to his girlfriend of several years, who was born with Down Syndrome.

They look so good! May God bless their union

WebmastersRe: Sports Betting Site For Sale by Dhilariousdandy(op): 7:32pm On Oct 22, 2016
ULSHERLAN:
Link of bet site?
Http://morrisonbet.com
WebmastersSports Betting Site For Sale by Dhilariousdandy(op): 6:26pm On Oct 22, 2016
We have a robust sports betting website we want to sell the site. Its running on proprietary software so you can keep 100% of profits.

We will provide you website with base of 150+ affiliates so you will have enough of players.

Since we have stopped running this betting website due to lack of time to maintain it we have stopped running feeds but when someone confirms and purchases we will again put up the feeds.

Marketing needs are also less,
Odds feeds are from unibet both live and prematch. if you want feeds of other top bookmaker or from other source it will be integrated. Currently we had discontinued running feeds because we had stopped taking bets. but for testing you can check feeds under cricket.

100% premium features are there in software from live chat as support to creating lines bonuses... from backend.
Since its proprietary software you can add/remove any feature of your wish..
https://www.32auctions.com/sportsbettingwebsite
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Blasted By Buddhists Over This Photo by Dhilariousdandy(m): 6:24pm On Oct 20, 2016
Hmm.. #Buddhism.. #Cr7 #fans #NL #OP..
BusinessDifference Between Digital Marketing And Internet Marketing by Dhilariousdandy(op): 3:03pm On Oct 20, 2016
Most of the people are confused with both the terms. Both are not EXACTLY same. Digital Marketing is a broad term in fact. Internet Marketing is a part of Digital Marketing.

What is Digital Marketing?

The set of marketing processes that utilize all available digital channels to promote a product or service or build a digital brand. It not only includes use of Internet but also TV, SMS, billboards etc.

What is Internet Marketing?

Use of only Internet for brand promotion. It includes SEO, SMO, Website, content marketing, email marketing etc.. It is the most important part of Digital Marketing in Today's era...

Your criticisms and suggestions are all welcomed..
WebmastersRe: 4 Things Any Blogger Who Want To Be The Next rated Should Aim - Techinfo by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:48pm On Oct 20, 2016
So true @ OP, you really hit the nail, traffic is the main reason to be successful in bloggers world...
Some bloggers are quite creative and write unique content but there website are barely recognized by Google although, they might have implemented some Google webmasters tool and other stuffs but there blog are yet to be appeared on google, reason been that they lack backlinks, ping back, do follow, and other Search Engine optimization Setup...

Well, I'm here to help, check my signature let's get started...
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander. by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:37pm On Oct 20, 2016
Her mouth shaa..
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WebmastersRe: Non Hosted Nigerian Adsense For Sale by Dhilariousdandy(op): 8:14am On Oct 01, 2016
SOLD!!!
PoliticsHappy Independence Nigeria - Naija @ 56 by Dhilariousdandy(op): 7:45am On Oct 01, 2016
Happy Independence Day from the ViaNaija Team to YOU!

We adjure that today is a axis point for Nigeria.

If we had one wish, it would be acceptable governance…rather accomplished governance.

With competent leadership, the country will be able to yield audible accomplish appear eradicating abjection and adulteration in assorted facets of activity including healthcare, apprenticeship and power.

We are still the better bazaar in Africa. Abounding investors may accept shut down their businesses and fled the country due to the accepted bread-and-butter recession, but as absolutely as night follows day, they will return. The Nigerian bazaar boasts of over 200 actor humans who charge all kinds of services. This country will consistently be a destination for those who ambition to advertise and buy and invest. We may be weak, but we are still a behemothic nation.

I wish we can all absolutely affliction about anniversary added and not accept “ulterior motives” if helping.

The accuracy is arrogance is built-in in the boilerplate animal getting but if we abeyance and anticipate ,we will realise that activity is too abbreviate to reside for ourselves abandoned …its about time humans realise that the the apple doesn’t circumduct about them abandoned !

 Leadership counts – sincere, honest and bent leadership, that is. It is the assignment of leaders to appearance the humans the way. Too abounding Nigerian leaders accept no abstraction in what administration the humans should be led, and this has been an constant antecedent of all-round confusion. I began this section able not to accuse as Nigeria turns 56, but it is harder I accept not to do so. But let no one despair. Surely, it shall be able-bodied with Nigeria.

All easily have to be on accouter to conductor in the new Nigeria, any obstacle on Nigeria ’s way will be abolished IJN. AMEN!!
Courtesy Of vianaija.com
HealthSee What Happened To This Nigerian Guy In China While Answering Phone Call by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:36am On Sep 27, 2016
This Nigerian guy was making call with his phoned while charging it, and the phone exploded instantly and damaged his face.
Please, we should try to be careful about this plugging phone of a thing and at the same time making call with it, it's really very dangerous for our health.
More news and images coming soon...

Source : http://vivigist..co.ke/2016/09/breaking-news-this-nigerian-guy-in.html?m=1

RomanceMy First Sex Experience With A Facebook Girl. by Dhilariousdandy(op): 6:40pm On Sep 22, 2016
Have tried convincing  this girl on facebook to visit me but she always culled up a story or she keep telling me that she's busy, her profile pictures was always tempting her curves, her boobs name it
everything that make sense, i decided to take it to another level at
my own expense. . .

Hope you know what i mean??

So at last i was able to decode her to give me her number, i called her immediately to confirm if it was really her number.

We talked for a while and i discovered that she just lives a
stone throw from my place, i said within me;
"Kai see food oo"

As an award winning Womanizer
convincing her was just like  counting A,B,C.

She promised to visit me next week Thursday, which seemed too far but that was just the price to enter
her h*ney p*t.

Thursday finally came, i called her around 7:30 just to confirm if she was still coming.

She said in Affirmative, i arranged my room immediately bought 8 condoms (Guess it was too much)
around 10.am she knocked on my door, she dressed seductively and was charming . . .

I chucked" Today na Today" I laughed within me. . . .
See how you make serious dey read this story. . .
My dear I wish you can learn how to read the word of God like this . . .

I bet you, God will like it and be happy. If it were a biblical message, you'd have skipped. Abstain from sexual  immorality it will lead you to hell..
Don't forget to share!!
WebmastersNon Hosted Nigerian Adsense For Sale by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:17am On Sep 19, 2016
Non hosted Nigerian Adsense is up for sale. Contact me via 08166837647 if interested
Jokes EtcThat Awkward Moment When You Wanna Take A Selfie With Mark Zuckerberg by Dhilariousdandy(op): 6:01pm On Aug 31, 2016
That moment when you wanna take a selfie with mark and your blackberry curve 2 restart! Lol

CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Poses With Their Mom by Dhilariousdandy(m): 1:35am On Aug 28, 2016
Buh d gal ugly ooh!!
ComputersBest Portable And Affordable Business Laptop by Dhilariousdandy(op):
Please can someone recommend me of any best portable and affordable business laptop manulfactured by HP...

Your urgent recommendations are needed..
thanks..
WebmastersRe: Check Out This Amazing Blog Created And Managed Only With An Android Phone. by Dhilariousdandy(m): 1:54am On Aug 08, 2016
I don't see anything amazing there! Wait!! You mean the blog up there or is there any other blog?
WebmastersRe: Get A Professionally Well Designed Website Or Blog Here by Dhilariousdandy(m): 1:49am On Aug 08, 2016
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Web MarketRe: How To Post To Hundreds Of Facebook Groups At Once With Pilot Poster by Dhilariousdandy(m): 1:47am On Aug 08, 2016
Thanks bro, leme give this a try since postcrone aint free
Romance7 Habits Of Couples In Successful Long-distance Relationships Can Relate To by Dhilariousdandy(op): 2:23pm On Jul 22, 2016
There are a lot of ways to make a long-distance relationships work.

A lot of it comes down to the two people involved — if you're more co-dependent it's obviously going to be a bigger challenge than if you're fiercely independent. And, as for me, technology has helped made keeping in touch with people you care about so much easier (seriously, Whatsapp and Facebook will save your relationship). But that doesn't mean it won't be difficult.

Basically, there has to be a whole lot of trust between you. And part of that is trusting — really believing — that the relationship will work long distance. You'd be amazed how many couples just don't believe that.

"Rule number one for making a long-distance relationship work is believing that it's the right answer, "As simple as that sounds, the number one killer of long- distance relationships is skepticism. Couples who 'try it' but do not have a lot of confidence in them will turn any snag in the relationship to a rationale for having the skepticism and thus the relationship is always going to be one foot out the door." So you have to believe it for it to work.

But once you get behind it, there's still a lot of upkeep involved. Here are seven habits of happy long-distance couples, because you're going to have to get creative:

1. They Schedule Times To Keep In Touch

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It might be obvious, but it's important. You need to figure out how much each of you need to be in touch to feel secure in your relationship — and it won't necessarily be the same. If one of you needs a little more reassurance, you have to give it them. And if you're finding it hard, don't be scared to make a schedule. "Communicate, communicate, communicate," says Armstrong. "As in, do it often but more importantly, find predictable, pre-scheduled times to do it. This avoids any confusion about expectations and removes excuses."

2. But They Don't Stalk Each Other

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Keeping track of their every move if just going to drive you a little nuts. Like I said, you need to trust your partner and that includes letting them go a little bit. I know you may be waiting for a response and your Whatsapp has two blue ticks and they've been online since, but give them some breathing room.


3. They Get Creative

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You have to find weird ways to connect with each other. Sending postcards, little gifts, even having pizza delivered if you know they're having a night in — there are so many ways you can creatively show you care from far away. "Long-distance relationships put intimacy to the test," says relationship psychotherapist Rachel Moheban-Wachtel. "Although the physical connection isn’t as prevalent, there are things couples can do to keep the spice alive in their relationship across the miles."


4. Phone. Sex.

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You can practice before you go in so it's not too awkward — and know that it may be a little awkward. But it gets better. And unless you can totally shut down your sex drive while you're apart, a little phone or Skype sex (or sexting) can keep your relationship strong. In fact, a 2013 Cornell study of 63 heterosexual couples found that long-distance couples felt more intimacy and communication in their relationship than geographically closes ones and reported more intimate talk and activities. So your sex life can actually benefitfrom an LDR. Speaking of sex — you need to set some clear rules beforehand about what's allowed and what's not.

Armstrong says you have to set boundaries and expectations. "This goes hand in hand with the second biggest killer of long-distance relationships: cheating," he says. While you may assume cheating is definitely out of the question in your relationship, you should still communicate with your partner what the rules are and what to do if one of you is struggling.

"You may be surprised at how many times someone gets caught and pleads ignorance, using distance and expectations as their excuse. 'You're there and I'm here, 876 miles away. I didn't know we were supposed by wholly exclusive'. So says the one who cheated," Armstrong says.


5. They Do Their Own Thing

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I said that you can't stalk your partner, but that's going to be a whole lot easier if you have your own things going on. Sitting around missing your significant other is just going to make you feel resentful. You can lose sight of yourself and just feel like someone who's waiting around for their partner. "Our culture has become one driven towards romantic relationships," dating coach Monica Parikh tells Bustle. "I suggest making your own life your first priority. Develop hobbies, interests and friendships that help you grow into your best self."

It's true when you're single, in a relationship, or in a long-term relationship. And if you're keeping busy with friends, work, and hobbies, it'll actually feel nice to find time to fit in catching up with your partner. It's way nicer than sitting around waiting for them to text.


6. They Check-In About Their Relationship

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Even if you start off strong, it's important to check in and see if you're both doing OK with the distance. If one of you seems to be coping really well and doesn't bother to stop and ask how the other is doing, tension and anger can build up.

“I think, in any relationship, if I don’t feel honored and made important or prioritized by my partner, that’s not going to be a long-lasting relationship where I get my needs met,” Jeffrey Sumber, MA, MTS, LCPC tells Bustle. “Whether it’s a relationship with your partner living under the same roof or a long-distance one, we all need basic needs met and need to feel special and valued.” Checking in frequently, rather than just assuming your partner is still OK, means you can deal with problems before they get out of hand.


7. They Make The Most Of Time They Have Together

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A long-distance relationship works best when you make the time together count. Depending on how far away you are from each other and what your schedules are like, you may get to see each other frequently or not, but no matter what you should be making that time special. The2013 Cornell study found that in an effort to keep the romance alive in their relationship, couples in LDRs will engage in more frequent communication and discuss deeper issues, such as love, trust, and their plans for the future.

In this way, being long-distance can actually make you appreciate your partner more. Your time spent together isn't just sitting on the couch and watching TV — you're communicating and connecting on more meaningful topics.

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Music/RadioHottest Dj Emmy Mixtape Is Here Again!! Titled –ABUJA Mixtape Vol One by Dhilariousdandy(op): 12:23am On Jul 22, 2016
Naija Hottest DJ Emmy is out with a brand new hot mix titled “Abuja Mixtape vol 1“ .

This mix comprises of recent hot songs. Kindly put on your dancing shoes as you listen, cos this gbedu dey burst brain..!


Enjoy as e dey hot..



Tracklist

1. intro

2. Dj emmy X Phyno_Fada_Fada_Ft_Olamide(extend)

3. Subzilla-Sisi-Eko-Ft-Tekno-Reminisce

4. Timaya-I-concur-ft-DOn-JAzzy

5. Pepenazi-ft-Lil-kesh-IWO-NA

6. Skuki-ft.-Lil-Kesh-Lori-Standing

7. TEKNO-WASH.mp3

8. Selebobo-Ft.-Mr.-P-Tonyor

9. Korede_Bello_-_Mungo_Park

10. Young-John-X-Lil-Kesh-Bend-Down-Select

11. Yemi-Alade-Iyanya-Olamide-Tekno-Selebobo-Mama-Oyoyo

12. Kiss_Daniel_-_Mama_Prod_By_Young_John

13. Davido-the-money-f.-olamide

14. Timaya_-_MONEY_Ft_Flavour

15. NINIOLA-SHABA

16.Dj_Spinall_ft_Davido_x_Del_B_-_Package

17.DJ_Maphorisa_Ft_Wizkid_DJ_Buckz_Soweto_Baby

18. Olamide – I Love Lagos

19. SMALL-DOCTOR-FT-MZ-KISS-AMULUDUN

20. Sugarboy-Hola-Hola

21. Bracket-Panya-ft.-Tekno

22.Flavour_Ft_Psquare_Sexy_Rosey_Remix

23. Skales_-lo_le

24. Dj Xclusive - Wole Ft Davido

25. Olamide_-_Don-t_Stop

26. Ice-Prince-BOSS-prod.-Tekno

27.2T_Boyz_Customer_Dada_Ni_ft_Seriki_Small_Doctor


Download below....>>>>>

http://www.naijans.com/07/%e2%80%8bmusic-hottest-dj-emmy-mix-tape-is-here-again-titled-abuja-mixtape-vol-one.html
PoliticsMilitants Blast Pipeline; 1st Attack In Nigeria's Southwest by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:34am On Jul 16, 2016
WARRI, Nigeria –  Police say oil militants have blown up a state-owned gas pipeline in the first such attack reported in Nigeria's southwest.

Oil militants have slashed Nigerian oil production with attacks this year on installations in the south. They seek a greater share of profits for residents who have lost livelihoods to industry pollution that has destroyed agriculture and fishing grounds.

Deputy Superintendent Olumuyiwa Adejobi, the police spokesman for Ogun state, told The Associated Press on Thursday that "hoodlums" pretending to carry out repairs planted dynamite that blew up a major gas pipeline of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corp. overnight.

Disruptions to gas used to generate power have compounded Nigeria's chronic electricity shortages.

No group immediately claimed the attack. The government is trying to negotiate with the oil militants.
http://www.guruzworld.com/793/militants-blast-pipeline-1st-attack-in-nigeria-s-southwest
RomanceHappy Born Day Dhilariousdandy by Dhilariousdandy(op): 12:30pm On Jul 11, 2016
I thank you God, for making me see another year; thanks for the gift of life; I'm eternally grateful for all the blessings that you have given me that makes me appreciate a good life, for the struggles you casted on me which made me stronger and helped me realized the ideas of life's bitter sweet reality and most of all for the love which is supported by guidance and protection which he unconditionally gives through my ever beloved family and friends.

Nairalanders make una join me celebrate oo, cos e no easy, despite all this bombing and crisis, baba God preserve my life..

Happy Born day to me... Wishing my self long life, prosperity, love, joy, and any good thing life can offer!!!

buh I still never understand why oga seun never change the Nairaland logo as it was my birthday!! grin

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