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Business › Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Dhilariousdandy(m): 6:48am On Apr 02, 2017
Clone2020:
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I have $200 but I'm unable to transfer, any solution pleasehuh
Business › Re: Suggestions: What Can I Import To Nigeria by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:50pm On Mar 28, 2017
Do you know that you can become a millionaire through mini importation business no matter your location..

Do you know that even though you are working, schooling or busy doing something else, you can set up a mini importation business and start making huge money online by selling things you import from china/Turkey on: konga, jumia, kaymu, jiji, olx, etc?

Have you been trying to start mini importation business but you don't know how to do that just because you don't live in Lagos?

Or you're been confronted with problems of buying any stuff from china, are you interested in buying goods at a cheaper rate and get it shipped to Nigeria at a flexible price, do you have anything to buy and you're having problems with making payments to your suppliers and getting your stuff shipped to you, are you interested in the importation business and you don't know how to go about it?

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Webmasters › Re: Can You Rewrite News Articles ??? by Dhilariousdandy(m): 10:11am On Mar 16, 2017
amiablesystems:
Can you rewrite news articles?

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Thanks
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Webmasters › 100% Verified Paypal Account For Sale by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:54am On Mar 16, 2017
Please inbox me on whatsapp if you are interested, the price is quite affordable...

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Webmasters › Re: How To Configure Admin Panel Of Nairaland Clone Script. by Dhilariousdandy(op): 8:48am On Feb 23, 2017
kingvectorv:
please i need help on my nairaland script.. When a user wants to register it send an email to confirm the email but when the link is clicked it says invalid confirmation code Please how can i solve it
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Christianity Etc › 2mnths After I Promised To Dash Out Few Copies Of Bibles, FB Banned My Account by Dhilariousdandy(op): 6:33pm On Jan 08, 2017
The talented popular gospel singer Frank Edward yesterday, twitted that Facebook closed his account 2 months ago, after he promised to send few copies of bible to the souls he won...

Read what he wrote below..

2 months ago I promised on Facebook live I was gonna send few copies of bibles to some souls I won.. Next day Facebook closed my acct.

Source: http://vianaija.com/2017/01/facebook-banned-my-account-2-months-after-i-promised-to-send-few-copies-of-bibles-to-some-souls-i-won-frank-edward/

Celebrities › Re: Adorable Pre-wedding Photo Of A Nairalander And Her Fiance by Dhilariousdandy(op): 7:42am On Dec 28, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Adorable Pre-wedding Photo Of A Nairalander And Her Fiance by Dhilariousdandy(op): 7:40am On Dec 28, 2016
More photos...

Celebrities › Adorable Pre-wedding Photo Of A Nairalander And Her Fiance by Dhilariousdandy(op): 7:38am On Dec 28, 2016
Awwwww!!! They both look absolutely stunning!!


Source: http://vianaija.com/2016/12/see-the-adorable-pre-wedding-photo-of-my-big-sis-and-her-fiance-photos/

God bless there union..!!!

Webmasters › Re: I Want To Learn Web Design by Dhilariousdandy(m): 7:30am On Dec 28, 2016
mokoshalb:
No, dnt have time for that, sorry...
And why then do you quote me at 1st place??
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Husband,jjc Skillz Respond To Prophet Faleyimu’s Barren Prophesy by Dhilariousdandy(m): 7:27am On Dec 28, 2016
Uhmm
Celebrities › Re: Check Sound Sultan Having Fun With Family Members(pics,video) by Dhilariousdandy(m): 7:26am On Dec 28, 2016
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Celebrities › Re: Simi Share Food Item To People In The Street As Christmas Gifts(pics,video) by Dhilariousdandy(m): 7:25am On Dec 28, 2016
Ok
Celebrities › Re: D'banj's Replies Man Who Said Nigerian Songs Are Only About Women (Video) by Dhilariousdandy(m):
Also Check Out This Adorable Photo Of A Nairalander And Her Cute Fiance....



http://vianaija.com/2016/12/see-the-adorable-pre-wedding-photo-of-my-big-sis-and-her-fiance-photos/
Webmasters › Re: I Want To Learn Web Design by Dhilariousdandy(m): 11:39pm On Dec 27, 2016
mokoshalb:
affordable..? that word is useless without me knowing ur financial status...
What's your price sir??
Webmasters › Re: My Worst Web Hosting Nightmare - Smartweb NG by Dhilariousdandy(m): 11:21pm On Dec 27, 2016
That Webhost is totally a mess, I regret hosting my site with them, they frustrate me till I vex go buy vps, since then, I haven't encounter any unusual downtime and other shits in my blog
Webmasters › Re: Uk Adsense Needed by Dhilariousdandy(m): 11:16pm On Dec 27, 2016
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I need UK adsense account. If you have one, drop your number and i will contact you
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Webmasters › Re: I Want To Learn Web Design by Dhilariousdandy(m): 11:15pm On Dec 27, 2016
Please I wanna learn too, and I'm willing to pay if the price is affordable, and I would love it if the person stays around lagos.. thanks
Webmasters › Re: Is There Any SEO Freelancer Here? by Dhilariousdandy(m): 11:10pm On Dec 27, 2016
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Webmasters › Re: Get Massive Traffic Now To Your Blog by Dhilariousdandy(m): 11:00pm On Dec 27, 2016
What's your price??
Celebrities › Re: Actor Jnr Pope Steps Out With His Wife & Sons In Matching Christmas Outfit by Dhilariousdandy(op): 4:35am On Dec 27, 2016
So lovely and adorable
Celebrities › Actor Jnr Pope Steps Out With His Wife & Sons In Matching Christmas Outfit by Dhilariousdandy(op): 4:33am On Dec 27, 2016

Celebrities › Adorable Selfie Of Ubi Franklin With 2baba And Annie Idibia At OLIC3 Concert by Dhilariousdandy(op): 4:04am On Dec 27, 2016
Adorable Selfie Of Triple MG Boss "Ubi Franklin" With 2baba And Wife "Annie Idibia" At OLIC3 Concert 2016

They look really good though!!

Source: http://vianaija.com/2016/12/adorable-selfie-of-triple-mg-boss-ubi-franklin-with-2baba-and-wife-annie-idibia-at-olic3-concert-2016/

Celebrities › Seyi Law Reveals The Craziest Thing He Did For Love by Dhilariousdandy(op): 8:42am On Dec 17, 2016
The comedian made the disclosure in a chat with Saturday Beats. His words: “I stayed in Benin with my elder sister for a while and I was so much in love with the girl back then.

It was during the time when you would be talking to a girl that you like her but she would not give you any response. Then I would go back home and begin to play Westlife songs and when I was done, I would move to Plantainshun Boys.

I just finished secondary school during that period. Eventually, I had to come back to Lagos but that did not stop me from seeing her. I would wake up around 4am, leave Lagos for Benin and return that same day.

The road was very bad and sometimes, I would spend about ten hours on the road. I would only get to see the girl for about two or three hours, then I would rush back to Lagos.

That was how much I was in love but she never appreciated it. I did not have money then. There was a time we tried to re-connect on Facebook but I had got married then and I am very happy with my wife."

Crdt: http://vianaija.com/2016/12/seyi-law-reveals-the-craziest-thing-he-did-for-love/

Business › Re: What Business To Start With 500k? by Dhilariousdandy(m): 1:57pm On Dec 16, 2016
Singapore1:
I am surprised ooo, that is the more reason why most will never make it till death comes

The guy asked simple question and all they do is insult
I wonder why nobody has invested in their so call idea
You're right man!! Some people lack common sense, they actually need to invest more wisdom in their so called idea.. sometimes, maturity is not all about age..
Business › Must Read: Reason Why So Many Internet Business Startups Fail Today by Dhilariousdandy(op): 10:35am On Dec 16, 2016
Everyday out there in the real brick and mortar world, millions and millions of people drag themselves from the warm, warm beds, take a shower, grab a cup of coffee, and head off to their jobs as they are thinking that there has got to be an easier way to make a living.

Every one of those millions and millions of people knows somebody who has quit the ‘get-up-and-go-to-work’ grind and is making a very good living by working on their personal computers from the comfort of their own homes.

Working from home sounds like an ideal solution to them. Many of these dissatisfied souls will quit their jobs and plunge head-first into internet marketing with no preparation, no knowledge of what they are doing, no education, and no hope of success. Failure is their only option and they don’t even suspect.

The fact is that according to many sources, more than 90% (Ninety percent) of all Internet business start-ups end in failure within the first 120 (one hundred twenty) days. Yes, you read that right. NINETY PERCENT!

This failure rate should be a warning to those who are considering trying their hand at making a go of working on the Internet rather than at a job in the brick and mortar world.

Of course, success is possible. There IS that other 10% (ten percent) that do succeed. The thing is success doesn’t happen by accident. And success isn’t just a crap shoot. Success happens because of some very important factors.

Success happens because people have the right ideas about internet marketing and how it works. They do not expect to get rich quick or be able to make a killing over night and retire to a tropical isle.

It is strange but somehow the same people who wouldn’t dream of starting a real world business, think they can make a go of an internet business even though they have no business background.

People will go into an internet business with the idea that they no longer have to get up and go to work. They think they can simply work when they feel like, and still make a good living. They simply do not expect to have to work hard or work long hours.

Wrong Perceptions about the Internet


The 90% failure rate of new Internet businesses really isn’t all that surprising when you stop to think about the people who are starting internet businesses.
For some unknown reason most people think that running a successful internet business is as easy as getting a website built and hanging out an ‘open for business’ sign. They couldn’t be more wrong.

Running a successful internet business of any kind requires self-discipline. People will start an internet business and think that they can party all night, sleep until noon and then make a living in 3 or 4 hours sitting in front of a computer. They somehow think that the world is just going to line up on their website and hand over money. It isn’t going to happen.

Internet businesses do not run on auto-pilot. It is true that well established internet marketing gurus do not have to put in long, tedious hours on their businesses but it is a privilege that that has been earned by putting in a lot of long and tedious hours.

It didn’t happen overnight for them and it won’t happen overnight for anybody. Most people are totally unprepared for the time investment that must be made in order for an internet business to become successful.

No Business Background


All businesses have two things in common. They are BUSINESSES and they must be run like businesses! The people who are in charge of a business need to understand the accepted practices of business.
They need to understand simple and basic ideas like acceptable over-head expenses in relation to projected income. Internet entrepreneurs need to understand profit and loss and what constitutes each.

A college degree in business is not essential for an internet business entrepreneur to be successful but it sure wouldn’t hurt. Just some basic business knowledge is absolutely vital. If you have a hard time balancing your personal check book, you probably should keep your day job and forget about starting an internet business.

It is true that you can hire accounting firms that will tell you WHEN you must make tax deposits, for example, but these firms will not be able to tell you IF you need to make them.

Accounting firms can tell you whether or not you made a profit but not how to make it. If you have no business background you need to, at the very minimum, get some good business advice before you even consider opening an online business.

The fact is that all successful businesses operate on sound business principles. Successful businesses aren’t accidents. The proof is in the numbers. only 10% of new internet businesses are successful or are even still in existence after the first 120 days of operation.

It is not even reasonable to expect to make a profit from a new business enterprise for many, many months.

You must have sufficient resources available to not only launch your business but provide for your own personal needs for an extended period of time. It’s called ‘capital’ and there is no way around the need for enough of it.

The Right Mindset Just Isn’t There!


You have most likely heard the phrase, ‘He has an attitude!” This is usually a derogatory remark made about a person with a disagreeable attitude.
But the word ‘attitude’ is an important one when discussing internet marketing start-ups. A good attitude...a good mind set can’t insure success but a bad attitude and a bad mind set can certainly guarantee failure.

Here are some wrong attitudes that will absolutely guarantee failure:


I can work when I want to. Wrong, wrong, wrong! You can’t just work when you feel like it. You have to expect to put in many long and very tedious hours of very hard work to make a new internet enterprise succeed.
I can get rich quick! You couldn’t be more wrong and you are not only wrong but you are putting yourself in danger as well. There are bazillions of crooks out there on the internet who are waiting for their next easy mark and if you are looking for a quick way to get rich, you ARE the next mark.

It is possible to make a very comfortable living with internet marketing enterprises but if anybody ever tells you it is quick or easy, they are lying to you.

I don’t need a business plan. There you are...wrong yet again. Internet business is still business. All of the same business principles apply to online business as apply to brick and mortar business. It is imperative that you have a plan for success that is based upon these sound business principles.

When you have an internet business of your own, you don’t have a boss. Wrong again! You are your boss. If you aren’t a good boss who sees to it that work is accomplished on time and in full, you will doom yourself to certain failure. Unless you are a boss who sets up a working schedule and establishes goals that must be met, you will find yourself working at a job under a boss who does do those things and maybe for minimum wage.

How You Can Avoid Joining the Failing Masses


The thing about starting a business...any business.....is that there is no guarantee of success under any circumstances.
Even big international businesses can fail at new business ventures. Failure is always an option but the possibility of success can be optimized.

You can optimize the possibility of success by:


Having a good solid business plan in place BEFORE you launch your online business. There is an old saying: “Those who fail to plan, plan to fail”. A detailed set of plans for success needs to be made. You need to have the steps from getting from point A to point B listed in great detail that include realistic cost estimates for accomplishing each step.
Expecting to work very hard to accomplish your goals. You must never expect anything to be easy. You will be right most of the time because things are rarely as easy as they look. Each step toward success requires work, time and patience. Sometimes things don’t work out right on the first try. You have to be willing to try again and again until you do succeed.

Not falling for ‘get-rich-quick schemes. The internet woods are full of those who prey upon those who are looking for quick and easy ways to become rich. Those ways do not exist. Get over thinking that there is an easy way. There is NOT and never will be..

Remember those statistics! Ninety percent of all new internet businesses fail in the first 120 days. You don’t have to be part of that majority. You can become a part of that 10% minority of successful internet business enterprises.

Credit: http://vianaija.com/2016/12/must-read-reason-why-so-many-internet-business-startups-fail-today/
Business › Re: What Business To Start With 500k? by Dhilariousdandy(m): 10:34am On Dec 16, 2016
Don't know why some people find it difficult to answer a simple question, rather they end up been rude.

The OP here simply ask a question, may be not that he doesn't know what to do with the money, but perhaps he might probably be in confusion state with so many ideas running in his mind, may be he is a newbie in business, seeking advice for a business start up is the best way to follow and some dudes here are busy criticizing him, instead of encouraging him..

Mehn.. how long will Nigerians stop living a zoo life? And start thinking like a human being?
Let's behave like a normal being and be of help to one another..


After all, SD cards are of different sizes, only if you understand what I meant..

Let's help one another biko!!
Peace!!
Christianity Etc › Re: God Showed Me That Dangote Will Become The President Of Nigeria - Archbishop Amu by Dhilariousdandy(op): 10:10pm On Nov 30, 2016
softMarket:
Click like if you know what "Amu" means in igbo grin
Lolzz.. grin grin
Christianity Etc › God Showed Me That Dangote Will Become The President Of Nigeria - Archbishop Amu by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:14pm On Nov 30, 2016
Former Secretary of the Christian Association of Nigeria, Archbishop George Amu, has said God has shown him that Nigerian billionaire businessman, Alhaji Aliko Dangote, will one day become the nation’s President, reports Punchng.
Amu said just like the emergence of Donald Trump as the President of America shocked the world, so will Dangote’s emergence as Nigeria’s President shock everyone.

The cleric, who recalled telling journalists on August 21, on the occasion of his 75th birthday, that Trump would win America’s election, said God had also revealed to him that Dangote would be Nigeria’s President, but he was not sure whether he would succeed Pres. Buhari or not.

According to him, the similarity between Trump and Dangote is that both are successful businessmen, rather than politicians, and God plans to use them to salvage their countries from problems. .

Amu recalled that when he predicted Trump’s victory, no newspaper reported it, saying, “I even told my children to circulate the information on their facebook but they declined.

The same God, who revealed Donald Trump’s victory in the US, has also declared His intention to install Dangote as the future President of Nigeria.” The cleric said God had chosen to entrust Trump and Dangote with power in their countries, because they were wealthy and would not steal their nations’ wealth, adding that it was God’s divine strategy to cripple corruption in governance.


Source: http://vianaija.com/2016/11/god-showed-me-that-dangote-will-become-the-president-of-nigeria-archbishop-amu/

Celebrities › Re: Kcee Has About 300 Pairs Of Shoes - Check Them Out by Dhilariousdandy(m): 1:59pm On Nov 30, 2016
And he never buy finish oo..!!

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