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PhonesRe: See The Android Phone That Cost $14,000 by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:13am On Jun 04, 2016
Take a look as the Sirin Labs' Photos

PhonesSee The Android Phone That Cost $14,000 by Dhilariousdandy(op):
Sirin Labs has produced a super high-end, super-secure phone -- but does anyone need this much security?

How much do you value your privacy, and how worried are you that your calls and text messages are under observation? If the answer to both questions is "lots," then perhaps you'd be interested in Israeli startup Sirin Labs' first smartphone,the Solarin.

The device is a titanium-clad Android gadget that lets you quickly toggle between a regular Android device and a secure, locked-down communications tool.

The headline detail here is that it costs $14,000 (plus tax), or £9,500 in the UK, and currently not in Nigeria for now, and the price when converted to Nigeria currency is approximately 3,990,000, million it's intended mainly for titans of industry and the jet set: people with secrets worth stealing. In many ways, it's the first phone that's been specifically designed to keep the personal data of the 1 percent safe from everyone else.



http://www.naijans.com/06/see-the-android-phone-that-cost-14000.html

WebmastersRe: See: Google Has Approved My Adsense (see How) by Dhilariousdandy(m): 10:48am On Jun 03, 2016
UK non hosted AdSense for sale.. http://www.naijans.com
Whatsapp: 08166837647
WebmastersRe: What Are The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Uk Non Hosted Adsense? by Dhilariousdandy(op): 11:43pm On Jun 02, 2016
Emeka71:
All depends on what you want the adsense for ; let's see others opinions on non-hosted UK adsense.
Nothing much bro, just to monetize my blog, that's all
WebmastersWhat Are The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Uk Non Hosted Adsense? by Dhilariousdandy(op): 10:33pm On Jun 02, 2016
Nairaland AdSense gurus...

Pls what are the advantages and disadvantages of non hosted UK AdSensehuh

I'm really confuse about it, cos a friend of mine want to sell a UK non hosted AdSense for me, but i wanted to be sure of what i'm buying in other not to do mistake...

Some of my peeps are telling not to buy it, while some are advising me to buy it, I'm really kinda confuse.

Please dear Nairalanders what advice can I get from you guys?

Your candid answers, advice, critics, are needed..!!
Thanks
RomanceRe: See True Love (photos): This Couple's Pre-wedding Pics Have Got Everyone Talking by Dhilariousdandy(op): 3:28pm On Jun 02, 2016
ikennahillary:
i cant shout ooooo....Compare n show love.
Bros Na ur sister?? Una too resemble oo
EventsRe: Man Spraying Money With A Money-Spraying Machine At An Event by Dhilariousdandy(m): 2:54pm On Jun 02, 2016
This is corruption, where is buhari??
CrimeNigeria, DRC Among Countries With 'highest Enslaved People In The World by Dhilariousdandy(op): 3:56am On Jun 02, 2016
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Nigeria leads in Africa and ranks eighth in the world with an estimated 875,500 modern slaves followed by the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) which ranks ninth in the world with an estimated 873,100 enslaved people.

These are findings of the Global Slavery Index 2016 Report published on Tuesday by the Walk Free Foundation, an NGO focused on ending modern slavery in the world.

The 2016 Index ranked 167 countries based on the proportion of the population that is estimated to be in some form of slavery, and it found out that 45.8 million estimated people were enslaved, a 28% increase from the previous 2014 estimates.

Early marriage remained a significant problem in the region with UNICEF predicting that half of the world's child brides in 2050 will be African.

Sub-Saharan Africa accounts for an estimated 6,245,800 people, approximately 13.6% of the world’s total enslaved population with an average government response of 28.2%.

According to the report, slavery in sub-Saharan Africa takes the form of forced labour and forced marriage. “Early marriage remained a significant problem in the region with UNICEF predicting that half of the world’s child brides in 2050 will be African,” it added.

Nigeria leads Africa in terms of estimated numbers due to its population (182,202,000); but in terms of estimated percentages, it ranks 23 in the world with 0.481%.

The DRC however leads Africa in percentages followed by Sudan, South Sudan, Somalia, Libya, Central African Republic, all with 1.130%, and then followed by Mauritania with 1.058%, a decrease from the 2014 Index.

Egypt ranks 11 in the world and third in Africa with an estimated 572,900 people in modern slavery followed by Sudan (454,700) and Ethiopia (411, 600).

“The top ten countries with the largest estimated absolute number of people in modern slavery account for 68% of people living in modern slavery,” the report said.

India has the largest estimated absolute number of people in modern slavery in the world with 18,354,700 followed by China (3,388,400), Pakistan (2,134,900), Bangladesh (1,531,300), Uzbekistan (1,236,600), North Korea (1,100,000), Russia (1,048,500), Nigeria and the DRC.


http://www.naijans.com/06/nigeria-drc-among-countries-with-highest-enslaved-people-in-the-world.html

cc: lalasticlala
RomanceRe: See True Love (photos): This Couple's Pre-wedding Pics Have Got Everyone Talking by Dhilariousdandy(op): 11:22pm On Jun 01, 2016
pcguru1:
Lol yet so many single skinny girls still playing hard to get
hehehe.. Itz all about choice bro..
CrimeRe: 5 Men Beaten For Raping An 8-Year-Old Girl In Imo State by Dhilariousdandy(m): 9:34pm On Jun 01, 2016
Ugobxt:
These men are currently being beaten up at Relief market in Owerri, Imo state after they allegedly took turns to rape an eight year old girl selling sachet water in the market.
Animals....

Hope they cut there d**khuh
BusinessRe: Why Can't A Country Just Keep Printing Money And Become Rich by Dhilariousdandy(m): 9:26pm On Jun 01, 2016
fiizznation:
lolx. You want to play smart right? Well you can't angrily take a valueless money to another man's country and spend it at your own satisfaction. Let's say, if a Zimbabwean brings his $4billion{Zimbabwe dollars} to Nigeria for the sole purpose of spending the money here. At the of the day, he might just be able to buy one plate of food with his $4billion in Nigeria and that's if he is even lucky
Lol its kinda funny but why?

Does that mean that the Zimbabwe $4million is equal to 350? (A plate of food) in Nigeriahuh?

I'm kinda confused pls..
RomanceSee True Love (photos): This Couple's Pre-wedding Pics Have Got Everyone Talking by Dhilariousdandy(op): 6:23pm On Jun 01, 2016
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One Facebook user named, 'A Kojo Prince' shared his pre-wedding photos and it has since gone viral, capturing the hearts of many and making them believe in true love.

Prince shared the photos, accompanied with a heart-warming message to his sweetheart and it reads;

"You have always guided me when I was wrong. You came into my life and totally changed my world. I have lost total control of myself. My heart does not belong any more to me. It’s given away to you. My baby, my heart, my world you are the best I’ve ever had"

The photos have already received over 3k reactions, over 1k shares and over 400 comments and in as much as many people left nice romantic comments, others had negative things to say - mostly about the lady's weight.. But am sure the guy already knows what he has and cherishes it as it is.

Check out the lovely photos, So cute.

https://www.naijans.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/46862341.full_.jpg


https://www.naijans.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/53928883.full_.jpg


https://www.naijans.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/86886588.full_.jpg
http://www.naijans.com/06/true-love-this-couples-pre-wedding-pics-have-got-everyone-talking.html
Nairaland GeneralHaving Sex With Woman In Her Menses Produces Albinos – Ayariga by Dhilariousdandy(op): 7:21am On Jun 01, 2016
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Making love to a woman during her menstrual period produces children with albinism (albinos), flagbearer of the All People’s Congress (APC) Mr Hassan Ayariga has said.

Speaking on Class91.3FM’s Executive Breakfast Show on Tuesday May 31 about discrimination against Persons Living with Albinism, as well as recent fears expressed by such persons in Ghana that they risked being targeted and ritually murdered by politicians to enhance their electoral fortunes in the forthcoming November presidential and parliamentary polls, the APC flagbearer said: “I did some survey and I was told anybody can give birth to an albino, but the process is this way: ‘…If your wife is bleeding and in the process you are too hungry and you don’t want to wait until it’s over, and you decide to do the thing while she’s bleeding, in the process if she gets pregnant – you know some [women] can get pregnant even while bleeding – that is when that particular child [albino] is born.’ That’s what I’m told, because of the process of blood [flow]. So, if in that process it happens that there are some women who are too fertile even as they bleed, [then they can give birth to an albino].”

Mr Ayariga’s claim about how Persons Living with Albinism are born comes a week after the Executive Director of the Ghana Association of Persons with Albinism, Newton Komla Katseku, told Onua 95.1FM in an interview that they feared politicians would kill them for fortunes.

Mr Katseku said persons with albinism needed to be protected by the government from such atrocities.

Across Africa (from Malawi, Tanzania, and Burundi in the east, to Cameroon in the west) albinos are targeted for ritual murder. It is believed they have magical powers or bring good luck. They are killed, and their body parts are sold to be used in potions made by witchdoctors. In Ghana, just as in many African countries, albinos are discriminated against in society in various ways. The many myths surrounding their existence make people shun them and treat them with disdain. They are denied marriage, love, access to accommodation for rental, access to education, among a raft of other things. They are mocked at and made to feel like the scum of the earth. 

In June last year, for example, the Chronicle newspaper reported that traditional authorities in a village called Atebubu in the Atebubu/Amantin District of Brong-Ahafo Region, allegedly denied a 17-year-old first-year albino student, Yussif Fatau, of Atebubu Senior High School, residential access. The traditional leaders said it was a taboo for an albino to live in that village and, so, ordered the student’s landlord to evict him. It is also deemed taboo to enthrone an albino as a chief in some cultures in Ghana. They are also banished entirely from certain parts of the country.

Condemning the targeting and killing of albinos by politicians for good fortunes, Dr Ayariga wondered: “Why would someone sacrifice another person in order to win power? For me, I don’t believe in those acts…if you begin to sacrifice human beings, a time will come that we’ll sacrifice our own parents because if you think an albino’s life is better, what about the one who gave birth to you? So, I think that this act should stop immediately”.

http://www.naijans.com/06/having-sex-with-woman-in-her-menses-produces-albinos-ayariga.html
Jokes EtcGirl's Name On Facebook Vs Nigerian Chick Name On Facebook by Dhilariousdandy(op): 11:53pm On May 31, 2016
It really tickles my fancy when I see most Nigerian girl's name on Facebook..


Now take a look at this...

{1} American girl--- Maria Smith
{2} Japanese girl--- Natasha Lee'
(3} Ghanian girl--- Mensah Appiah
{ Nigerian girl} --- T's dat Sexy-pwedy curvy Ass chocolate gurl daht lives behind Shoprite in Enugu.
Only one person??
Whatyoursayhuh?
CareerRe: To Become A 2nd Lieutenant In Nigerian Army. Benefits by Dhilariousdandy(m): 2:02pm On May 31, 2016
Harbioollah:
Cc: hustla

To join the French Army, you need to be a French citizen.

But France has a unit for foreigners called the French Foreign Legion. Here, anybody can join even if you are from Nigeria, Canada, USA or England. You are to serve for 5years. After 3years, you will be eligible for French citizenship.

But the downside is that you have to be in France. If you get can get a visit, study or tourist visa or to any of the Schengen countries, just enter france and go empty to any of the recruiting centres, Viola. That's all. They won't pay for your visa nor provide any visa assistance and they also don't care if you are an illegal immigrant or not.
Please bro, I will need your assistant, can we chat on whatsapp??

08166837647
Thanks in anticipation..
CareerRe: To Become A 2nd Lieutenant In Nigerian Army. Benefits by Dhilariousdandy(m): 7:53am On May 31, 2016
INDESTRUCTABLEX:
Nobody has answered my question o. What benefits will I enjoy as a 2nd lieutenant? Or more precisely, what are the duties of a second lieutenant? Is it possible to combine it with business?
Please forward the request to me, I will really love to join without putting up those benefits...



thanks
CareerRe: To Become A 2nd Lieutenant In Nigerian Army. Benefits by Dhilariousdandy(m): 7:51am On May 31, 2016
Harbioollah:
Forgive me if I'm wrong but I think a 2nd lieutenant is a commissioned officer.

I always wanted to join the Army or Airforce. I would have joined as a non-combatant if not for my parents. I had even planned to come back for the NDA but now I see it's a matter of "slots". I'll rather join the French Army.

Vive La France
please, is that really possible for a non indigene to join the French army without civilisation ??
Nairaland GeneralI've Now Figured God Exists - Majid Michel by Dhilariousdandy(op): 11:58pm On May 30, 2016
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Multiple award-winning actor, Majid Michel took to social media to reveal he has come to realize God exists.

According to him after starring at the sky, he figured out that God truly exists, and that all this while he has been fooled into believing God does not exist.

He again added that after meeting God, he’s not afraid to die anymore.

He took to his Instagram handle and posted;

"Lord God I have never spoken to you. But now i want to say...how do you do? You see God, they told me you didn't exist and like a fool i believed all this. Last night from standing outside, i saw your sky and i figured right then they had told me a lie.

Had I taken time to see the things you made I'd have known they weren't calling a spade a spade. I wonder God if you'll take my hand. Somehow i feel that u'd understand.

Funny I had to come to this hellish place before i had time to see your face. Well I guess there isn't much more to say but I'm sure glad God i met you today. Like the zero hour will soon be here but I'm not afraid since i know you are near.

The signal... well...God I'll have to go. i like you lots i want you to know. Looks like this will be a horrible fight who knows, i may come to your house tonight. Though I wasn't friendly to you before i wonder God if I'll wait at your door. Look I'm crying, I'm shedding tears I'll have to go now God, goodbye.... Strange...now, since i met you, I'm not afraid to die ..


source.... http://www.naijans.com/05/ive-now-figured-god-exists-majid-michel.html
RomanceRe: Will You Fight Over A Woman? by Dhilariousdandy(op): 11:26pm On May 30, 2016
halfricanadian:
Wat will u do with d face
Show him d face 1st..
then wait for the next thing..
RomanceThings You Should Never Settle For In A Relationship by Dhilariousdandy(op): 11:23pm On May 30, 2016
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Just when you thought you finally found the person of your dreams, you were made to feel like a complete loser and then you called it quits. Well, that happens and it happens quite a lot.

Sometimes, you get into a relationship thinking that this is it, maybe because of how it all started in the beginning.

But, as you tread further, you realise that you are settling for less and many people stay in these sorts of relationships fearing that they won’t be able to move on. But, truth be told, everyone recovers from such relationships and the sooner you get out of it, the better.

These incidents make you realise your true potential and teach you never to settle for less than you deserve. Perhaps it’s alright to get out of this mess and wait until you find the right person.

Here are some things you should never settle for in a relationship:

Being treated like a commodity

Do yourself a favour and stop letting yourself being treated like you are an object. For example, when your partner asks you to come to a party just so you can be flaunted around or this person is nice to you only when he wants to get in your pants! These people value looks over substance, and give way more importance to your appearance than who you are as a person

Having a time keeper

These people keep track of your every minute and want you to adhere to timelines. They probably want you back home at a certain time and if you came a minute late, all hell breaks loose. It’s best to lose them! They believe that there is a time for everything, (while that might be true, it may not apply for everything in your relationship) a time to wake up, to sleep, and to call them. We believe if you are in a relationship with someone like this, their time is up!

Personal hygiene

This probably needs no explanation. Bad breath, body odor, and unkempt feet and hands have no excuse whatsoever.

Your proxy parent

These people are cute in the beginning because they make you believe that they truly care for you. They know it all (just like your parents!) and know what’s best for you. Initially, they chauffeur you around, ensure you have eaten on time, and give you advice on your career. But after a while, they begin to smother you with all their goodness. Soon enough, they tell you who to talk to and who not to, they grant you permission to do things that you shouldn’t need someone to tell you. Boy! They sure are your parents in disguise, and no one wants such a complicated life. Having someone constantly tell you what you’re supposed to do can lead to severe headaches and you’ll know that you are settling for less when it happens.

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The invisible partner

So, your partner has a wide social circle and they go out at least two nights per week. However, you seem to be left out almost every time. This disinclined nature of not introducing you to their social circle should ring a warning bell for you. Usually, couples like to show off their partners and if your partner hasn’t been taking you around, it is cause for suspicion. If that’s the case, then you become their invisible girlfriend or boyfriend that they prefer having. It’s not worth it to be settling in a relationship of this type.

Having to pretend to be someone else

Well, sometimes we do have to pretend to like the people we meet or pretend that we have excellent table manners. But, in your romantic relationships, you should be with someone who lets you be your best self and you should never settle for less. I knew someone who totally disliked jazz music, but her partner was into it and for a very long time she had to partake in all those jazz sessions he would attend in town. You could tell from her face that it just wasn’t her thing, but she had to sit through numerous hours just listening to it while her partner hardly made an attempt to understand that she didn’t like it one bit.

Expecting them to change

Let’s not fool ourselves, sometimes we fall in love with the ‘future’ person that we think the person will turn into. Therefore, we persistently try to change the person. If a person has to change themselves for you to be able to like them, then it’s surely not worth your time and effort. Remind yourself to never settle for less!

Being manipulated

Most people who get manipulated aren’t conscious of what’s happening. Quite often, this is seen by someone else (a third person). If people are hinting that you are being manipulated by your partner, it may be a wise thing to revaluate the whole relationship. Sometimes you may not realize that the other person is making you do things that you don’t like or want to by means of emotional blackmail or by means of reverse psychology. In plain words, this is manipulation, and you need to identify it before it’s too late.

Being lied to

We aren’t talking about a white lie here. Yes, sometimes small and harmless lies are necessary in order to prevent people from getting hurt. But it’s different when someone is repeatedly playing the fool and using lies to get their way out of things and situations. You shouldn’t have to take the trouble to verify every single thing that the person says; when you do this regularly, then you are up against a person that can never be trusted. That’s a straight NO.

Securing an insecure person

Wouldn’t it be downright annoying having to frequently reassure an absolutely insecure person? Having said that, there are way too many people who aren’t very comfortable with things like keeping in touch with an ex, being friendly with people of the opposite gender, being wealthy, earning more than their partner and so on. We suggest that you pass on these people as they become difficult to handle after a certain point.

Verbal, physical and emotional abuse

That’s just not done, and it’s not normal. Some women become susceptible to abuse which later turns into domestic violence, and then it becomes hard for them to ever speak up for themselves. The rule of thumb here is that abuse of any kind should NOT be tolerated. Initially, it may begin verbally which slowly could also turn into physical and mental torture. The first signs of abuse start verbally and when you see something like this happen, that’s a huge red flag! No matter how nice the person is otherwise, if they turn violent verbally or physically and cause harm to you emotionally, that action is never justifiable. You may regard it as a one off case but it’s usually these moments when you don’t retaliate or take immediate action that builds up into something that is irreversible.

Overly attached and obsessive person

Let’s make this simple; the definition of an overly attached person is someone who is so deeply in love with you even after just three dates! Well, don’t mistake that for love because this madness could be overwhelming if you ever decide to leave this person. Very often, obsessive people turn into stalkers!
Source.... http://www.naijans.com/05/things-you-should-never-settle-for-in-a-relationship.html
RomanceWill You Fight Over A Woman? by Dhilariousdandy(op): 10:41pm On May 30, 2016
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characteristic of the animal kingdom is that males fight over females to pass on their genes. You find this among insects, birds, reptiles and mammals.

In fact among a species of apes, one in four males is killed by its own kind over territory, more specifically over females.

A male lion may kill cubs from other males to hasten ovulation in the female and pass its genes to her.

Today, with advancement in social medial, we hear of many cases of men fighting over women. For example, early this year, two men inflicted severe knife wounds on each other in a fight over a woman.

Again, this month, we heard of two men who fought over a woman. After the fight, one of them went for his car and drove it over his rival and killed him instantly.

The power of women! No doubt Akans say "Mmaa beku mmarima" or men suffer greatly because of men.

Men fighting over women is not new. In fact, studies show men fighting over women in the prehistoric times could be far worse than today. For example, mass graves of skeleton investigated by the Durban University suggested tribes killed their rivals for their woman.

Men are born competitive and therefore fight over women more than women fighting over men. This is because men get great emotional fulfillment as they provide and protect the women they love.

Studies, however, show that when men fight over a woman, it really has little to do with the woman. It is more about expressing their ego.

Fighting over women is more common among the young ones. They have higher testosterone levels to be more aggressive to impress others.

It is also known that some women feel empowered by the sight of two men fighting over them and the knowledge that they can drive men into extreme physical measures.

The question is; will you fight over a woman?

Yes, always

Some men think they must protect those they love and fight if they have to do so. Some men have invested heavily in women like sponsorship through the university and building properties for them. They can’t see their investment go down the drain without a fight.

Some fight for self-respect or protect the integrity of someone they love. Some think you must fight if you are with your girl and another man emasculates you severely.

No never

It is only men who lack confidence who fight over a woman. If you fight over a woman, it means you have no trust in her being your woman.

There is a choice that a woman must make whenever a man comes into the picture. Beating a woman will not automatically sway her to your side.

Will you fight over a woman?

It is normal to have a woman and have some men interested in her. If you think beating other perceived rivals will win you the woman you love, think again. You may win the fight and lose the woman.

Fighting over a woman is the ultimate sign of a man losing himself. Instead of looking at your rivals, look into yourself and see what you can do better and differently to get your woman to your side.

This is not to say some women are not worth fighting for but you should consider why you need to fight for her in the first place.

Fight yourself to get better and keep your woman instead of fighting other people to keep them away. If your woman wants to go, no fighting can stop her.

If you love your woman unconditionally and meet her emotional needs, you will not fight over her because she will not look for less.
source: http://www.naijans.com/05/will-you-fight-over-a-woman.html
RomanceRe: Five (5) Ways To Get The Woman You Have Always Desired by Dhilariousdandy(op): 10:35pm On May 30, 2016
ivyT:
carry waka
Carried.. thanks...
RomanceRe: Five (5) Ways To Get The Woman You Have Always Desired by Dhilariousdandy(op): 4:48pm On May 30, 2016
ivyT:
comot for my front
See dis one.. Who block u b4??
RomanceRe: Five (5) Ways To Get The Woman You Have Always Desired by Dhilariousdandy(op): 4:48pm On May 30, 2016
ivyT:
comot for my front
RomanceRe: Kissing Mistakes You Should Avoid Making by Dhilariousdandy(op): 2:06pm On May 30, 2016
Dfinex:
op, u are very correct. in fact some guys may even want to turn all the saliva in their mouth into the bae's mouth like they are pouring water into a drum....choi!!!! tufiakwa!
Lolzz.. your boo don try am with u b4??
RomanceRe: Kissing Mistakes You Should Avoid Making by Dhilariousdandy(op): 10:45am On May 30, 2016
thesicilian:
what if by the time you open your eyes your wallet is gone? One can hardly trust Nigerian girls nowadays.
Lol... This only happen when your partner is a call girl or a gold digger
RomanceKissing Mistakes You Should Avoid Making by Dhilariousdandy(op): 7:31am On May 30, 2016
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A bad kiss might ruin your chances of having another kiss. So many people are guilty of these kissing mistakes and the sad truth is that only few actually know.

Find out the kissing mistakes you might be guilty of below

Using too much teeth

A little biting of the lips during kissing is cool but avoid biting your partner’s lips like you want to have them for dinner.

Staying at the same speed

Avoid staying at the same speed while kissing. Spice up your kissing game by changing gears during kissing. Use less tongue sometimes and a little more at times.

Bad breath

Except you intend ruining your partner’s life with your bad breath, avoid kissing with a bad breath. Keep your mouth fresh by popping in a mint or some gum.

Using too much tongue or not using it

Please don’t do this. I wonder what goes through the head of people who do this. Do you intend drilling oil in your partner’s mouth? Please keep your tongue in check. And just because I said using too much tongue is bad is no reason to use no tongue at all.

Kissing like a dead log of wood

Except you are carrying the weight of the problems in the world on your shoulders, you shouldn’t kiss this way as it makes kissing boring. Avoid acting stiff while kissing. Be fluid.

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Kssing with your eyes open

Except you are trying to be look creepy and weird, this is something you shouldn’t do while kissing. You are supposed to be immersed in the act.

Not using your hands

Your mouth isn’t the only part of your body that should be involved while kissing. Use your hands by holding your partner close, running your hands through your partner’s hair, placing them on the back of your partner’s neck or grasping your partner’s waist.

Source: http://www.guruzworld.com/602/7-kissing-mistakes-you-should-avoid-making
Music/RadioTiwa Savage To Join Jay Z’s Roc Nation Label? by Dhilariousdandy(op): 11:09pm On May 29, 2016
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Reports say Tiwa Savage is set to dump Don Jazzy’s Mavin Records and will sign up with Roc Nation owned by American superstar Jay Z.

According to Pulse.ng, the Nigerian screen diva has had mix fortunes this year, gaining on the job by promoting her sophomore album “R.E.D”, but has suffered tribulations on the home front with her marital problems involving her husband. UrbanView reports that the Mavin Records singer is set to ink a deal with Jay Z’s ROC Nation.

The deal, an international management deal, is reportedly already in place. Sources at Roc Nation revealed that US rap mogul, Jay Z, is impressed by Tiwa’s catalogue and profile, and sanctioned the signing on (May 24, 2016).

It was put together by Roc Nation’s Briant Biggs and Shawn Pecas. Tiwa Savage is also scheduled for a performance at the Made in America concert in September, where Rihanna is listed as the headliner.

Roc Nation has offices in New York, London and Los Angeles, and is home to popular artistes such as Rihanna, Big Sean, DJ Khaled, among others.
RomanceRe: Five (5) Ways To Get The Woman You Have Always Desired by Dhilariousdandy(op): 10:54pm On May 29, 2016
DRISKLEF:
It's impossible for her to 'eat' my money.
The RABA is plenty boss cool
Lol.. plenty ko??
That's exactly when they will turn to goat and eat the money like grass...

And by the time they finish with you, You can easily differentiate the difference between Finished and Complete


But don't pray for such tho!
RomanceRe: Five (5) Ways To Get The Woman You Have Always Desired by Dhilariousdandy(op): 10:20pm On May 29, 2016
DRISKLEF:
OP is dulling himself.
There's only one way to get a woman of your dream. 'Make money' ...and i mean alot of it. sad undecided
Lol.. abi??

Okay listen, you can use money and get the woman of your dream, but money can't make her the love of your life.

She will only enjoy your money, love you partially cos of your money, (fake love) she might even be saving some money for her self and sending to her loved ones..

And she will eat your money until you get dry, she might probably send you back to village.

And I guess you know the next stephuh
RomanceRe: Five (5) Ways To Get The Woman You Have Always Desired by Dhilariousdandy(op): 10:10pm On May 29, 2016
ivyT:
cool pictures
Op we've heard you
Hearing is not the issue..
Putting what you heard at work.. Matters!!!
And that's absolutely the issue.!!
RomanceFive (5) Ways To Get The Woman You Have Always Desired by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:29pm On May 29, 2016
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Every man has a woman they wish they could be with and there’s nothing absolutely wrong with that. But one mistake most men make is that they fail to make themselves desirable.

If you want the woman of your dreams, you have to make yourself the man of her dreams.

Below are 5 ways to get the woman you have always desired

Be prepared to be just friends

Many men are not ready to be just friends with a woman they desire and I honestly think this is wrong. Just because she turned you down is no reason to stay away from her. Remain friends with her and you might end up winning her heart as she gets to know you better.

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Don't make promises you can't fulfill

Many men ruin their chances with women because they fail to fulfill promises. This attitude is so wrong and it will only take you far away from the woman you desire. Learn to stick to your words.

Be financially comfortable

I had to add this because most men think a woman needing a man who is comfortable financially is a gold digger. She isn’t asking you to be rich but you should be able to handle your own business financially. No woman needs a man who runs to his mama every time for financial assistance. Work hard and pay your bills, that’s the least she expects.

Be Respectful

When I say be respectful, I don’t just mean you respecting her alone. Women love men who are kind and respectful to people in general so you need to drop that rude attitude fast and start respecting people.

Remember days that are special to her

Remembering days that are special to her will score you points. Just because you are not dating her doesn’t mean you shouldn’t say hello and get her a gift on
her birthday...


Source:
http://www.guruzworld.com/599/five-5-ways-to-get-the-woman-you-have-always-desired

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