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WebmastersRe: New US Google Adsense Just Arrived by Dhilariousdandy(m): 8:46pm On Jun 19, 2016
How much??
WebmastersGuruzworld- Nairaland Clone Forum, For Sale by Dhilariousdandy(op): 8:31pm On Jun 19, 2016
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Christianity EtcRe: A Song Only People That Attend Nigerian Churches Can Relate To by Dhilariousdandy(m): 2:57pm On Jun 19, 2016
This is corruption... Where is buhari??
Jokes EtcRe: Wet Latest And Funny Jokes On Your Whatsapp, Drop Ur Numbers by Dhilariousdandy(m): 2:53pm On Jun 19, 2016
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Jokes EtcRe: Yes, The Whatsapp Group For Funny Jokes Has Been Created - Jokes Etc - Nairaland by Dhilariousdandy(m): 2:50pm On Jun 19, 2016
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Jokes EtcWho You Wan Make Thunder Fire? Check It Out Yourself (so Funny) by Dhilariousdandy(op): 2:38pm On Jun 19, 2016
I promise you will laugh out loud when you find out whom thunder go fire if You play this game.

NO CHEATING.

I was really suprised to find out who I wanted make thunder fire.

DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET.

Do the simple math below, then scroll down to find Who the thunder go fire.

IT'S CRAZY HOW ACCURATE AND QUICKLY IT IS.

NO peeping!

1) pick your favorite number between 1-9.

2) multiply by 3 then

3) ADD 3

4) Then again multiply by 3 ( I'LL wait while you get the
calculator......)

5) You will get a 2 or 3 digit number......

6) Add the digits together (e.g 24 will be 2+4=6)

NOW scroll down With that number see who thunder go fire from the list
below:


1) Nelson Mandela
2) Oprah Winfrey
3) David Beckham
4) Daniel Carter
5) Bill Gates
6) Goodluck Jonathan
7) Julius Malema
cool President Obama
9) Muhammad Buhari
10) Malachy


PLEASE NO BE ME TALK AM, NA FROM YOUR CALCULATION.

GOD OUR COUNTRY DEY YOUR HAND EVEN CALCULATION DEY DICTATE IT.. Happy weekend!!!!

http://www.naijans.com/06/who-u-wan-make-thunder-firevery-funny.html
Christianity EtcThe Hell Messenger by Dhilariousdandy(op): 2:15pm On Jun 19, 2016
I was passing through a street sometimes ago. I saw a church bill board concerning a program. One of the guest speaker that was invited, whose name and picture was on the bill board, had something written under his name, "HELL MESSENGER".

And that got my attention, so i tried to figure out whether he was sent from hell to preach about hell and Lucifer or whether he was sent by God to preach about hell and the sufferings.

But i leta learnt that he died and God took him to hell and showed him all the horrors of hell. Then God resurrected him to come and preach to people about the horrors of hell... What a collosal deception!

I have heard stories of people who died and rose from the dead to preach the gospel. Some said God took them to hell and they say people who are in hell. My problem with this folks is, even if you died, why must it be hell that God will take them to? Why can't He take you to heaven and show you the beauty of heaven.

Why must it be hell. (I speak as a man)... Some people have fallen for this deception.

The gospel is to be preached by men who received it through revelation from our lord Jesus Christ, not through dying and been raised from the dead.

Apostle Paul said "But I make it known to you, brethren, that the gospel which was preached by me is not according to man. For I neither received it from man, nor was I taught it, but it came to me through the revelation of Jesus Christ ". (see Galatians 1:11-12).

Note: Apostle Paul didn't receive the gospel by dying and been raised from the dead, but he received it by revelation.

From the parable of Lazarus and the rich man, I believe that dead men don't preach the gospel to the living. The rich man didn't ask Abraham to send him that was in hell to go and preach to his brethren about the horrors of hell. But rather, that he should send Lazarus who was in Abraham's bosom (a picture of heaven) to go and preach to his brethren about the horrors of hell, lest they also come to the place of torment.

But Abraham answered and said, they have Moses and the prophets. So, if they can't listen to those who are alive, sending someone from the dead will not make any difference. (see Luke 16:19-31).

My advice to the dead preachers or hell messengers is, when next you die, whether God took you to heaven or hell and sent you to come and preach it. Please, better remain dead with that your message( I speak as a man). We don't need that message, it will only corrupt men. Your death and resurrection will not add to or make the gospel to be effective.

It is only the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ that does that. His death is enough for us.

Preach the gospel in season and out of season.

http://www.naijans.com/06/the-hell-messenger.html
PhonesRe: Help A Nairalander Get A New Phone by Dhilariousdandy(m): 7:48am On Jun 19, 2016
Gbadegesin19:
Good morning everyone.
I'm typing this with my tecno p5 which I've totally spent a sum of #5300 on repairing the youknowwhat screen within the space of four months! It's really annoying when I have to buy garri #700, just imagine!

So I've decided to hustle my father with the last drop of my red blood cell to buy me a new phone and he asked for a price. Being a good son and paying attention to the state of our economy, I've decided to give you all light sorry what the hell am I saying? never mind I've decided to tag the price at #25000.

What I'm asking from anyone willing to answer is to advice on a good phone to buy running on android 5.1 o.s not above that price.

Thank you and vote for me.( Vote for what) smh
I have a london used samsung galaxy s2 running on android version 5.1.1, i will give you at d rate of 18k and you still hv balance of 7k 4 ur self, if you'r interested inbox me on whatsapp 08166837647
WebmastersRe: Drop Your Site And Get A Good Traffic Here by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:32am On Jun 15, 2016
RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Name That Are Most Likely To Break Your Heart -by Temitope Popoola by Dhilariousdandy(op): 12:28am On Jun 15, 2016
kwencypresh:
yes ooo
I 4 say..
RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Name That Are Most Likely To Break Your Heart -by Temitope Popoola by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:05am On Jun 12, 2016
Nixiepie:
Lol......Femi,frank,henry,derick,tayo, are all true,and u forgot to add Ayo,lanre and echezona them
Lol.. dun knw abt those ones..
RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Name That Are Most Likely To Break Your Heart -by Temitope Popoola by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:12pm On Jun 11, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
lol,pour wetin? embarassed, but the boy is still lil 4 all that na
He's still lil for dahh..."So true!!" Buh u don forget say na naija we dey??

C'mon... Its naija, anything can happn...
Hope u qet??
RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Name That Are Most Likely To Break Your Heart -by Temitope Popoola by Dhilariousdandy(op): 8:15pm On Jun 11, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
grin Op, the name LEKAN is suppose to be on this list. Guys that bears the name Lekan, are always Flirtful, and also a player.







Imagine a 6yearold boy telling me "I LOVE YOU" i was like "undecided Lekan what did u say?", and then he said "NOTHING". From that day ehn, i begin fear da boy embarassed
lmao.. don't blame d poor boy, he can't resist wetin he dey see anymore, so he have to pour it out..
RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Name That Are Most Likely To Break Your Heart -by Temitope Popoola by Dhilariousdandy(op): 8:11pm On Jun 11, 2016
kwencypresh:
Op if i catch you ehnn
Wetin Femi dey do there?
Lol.. femi na ur handbag??
RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Name That Are Most Likely To Break Your Heart -by Temitope Popoola by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:44am On Jun 11, 2016
7. Tayo Guys who bear this name always avoid complications; they most times settle down for ‘friends with benefits’. You could date them for as long as possible without moving forward from that point; they would not propose and they would not break up with you so far you keep giving them what they want. Guys who bear this name pass for the perfect man but most times, they are perpetual time wasters. They are guys who would not make you thing you have any cause to be alarmed when it comes to dating them.

http://www.naijans.com/06/names-of-some-yoruba-guys-and-some-other-nigerian-name-that-are-most-likely-to-break-your-heart-by-temitope-popoola.html

RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Name That Are Most Likely To Break Your Heart -by Temitope Popoola by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:43am On Jun 11, 2016
6. Charles and Chris

Basically, it more about their names; Nigerian girls for some unknown reason seem to trip and admire guys with English names. As soon as the girls get to hear these names, the guys have their rapt attention already.

Guys who bear Charles or Chris are witty; they are interesting people who would no doubt give ladies a swell time. They are also deceitful and would cook up stories in order to win ladies over. As soon as they have gotten what they want from the ladies, they take off and never look back.

RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Name That Are Most Likely To Break Your Heart -by Temitope Popoola by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:41am On Jun 11, 2016
5. Frank

Most of the guys who bear Frank are light skinned and to an extent, termed handsome. Girls are always drawn to them; they are conscious of this and work it into their personality. They never take women seriously and would not go out of their ways to please you. There is always a replacement for you the moment you think you have had enough.

RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Name That Are Most Likely To Break Your Heart -by Temitope Popoola by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:40am On Jun 11, 2016
4. Henry

Most guys who bear Henry enjoy keeping chains of girls. They have style and focus on their physical attributes. Ladies in turn are more attracted to fine and handsome men. Guys who bear Henry would not just break your heart, they would act smart on you and try to psyche any of your friends too.

RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Name That Are Most Likely To Break Your Heart -by Temitope Popoola by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:39am On Jun 11, 2016
3. Femi

They are usually flirts. They have ladies wrapped around their fingers and would say things that would make you trip. They have a great sense of humor and would slide from one girl to the other. If you see know any heartbroken lady around you, you can be sure Femi would be one of the guys that messed up with her heart.

RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Name That Are Most Likely To Break Your Heart -by Temitope Popoola by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:38am On Jun 11, 2016
2. Wale

Guys who are known as Wale are known to be tough players, they know what women want and go to any length trying to satisfy them. You can be sure that the moment they have the cookie, they would run off and move on to the next unlucky girl. Girls find it hard resisting guys who are called Wale because of their calmness and gentility.

RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Name That Are Most Likely To Break Your Heart -by Temitope Popoola by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:37am On Jun 11, 2016
1. Tunde

Guys who bear Tunde are usually sleek; they appear like the perfect gentleman but end up toying with your emotions.

They have so many girls in their lives because of their personality. They are charming in every sense and would sweep you off your feet in no time. If you do not have a heart strong enough to be broken, steer clear of them.

RomanceSome Nigerian Name That Are Most Likely To Break Your Heart -by Temitope Popoola by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:36am On Jun 11, 2016
Before you go into any relationship, it would be good for you to make a mental assessment of the kind of man you want to date and the kind of effect your choice would have on you at the long run.

Everyone in Nigeria is talking about the Yoruba demons and things they do; this is because most of the Yoruba guys are known to be players and flirts who do not value emotions and feelings.

There are some men outside the Yoruba tribe who have similar attributes and would equally break a woman’s heart the moment she starts to date them.
In order to save you from the heartbreaks that could leave you emotionally impaired, we would share with you some of the names of the guys you need to watch out for in Nigeria.
PoliticsFG Says They Recovered $9.1 Billion In Looted Funds But Won’t Name The Culprits by Dhilariousdandy(op): 5:17pm On Jun 06, 2016
Alongside other world leaders, president Buhari featured prominently at the anti-corruption summit in London.

https://www.naijans.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wp-1465229127686.jpeg

FG says it has recovered assets and funds totaling $9.1 billion as part of its anti-corruption drive. The recovered assets “include monies withheld by past government officials, monies kept in private accounts, monies diverted to private pockets and monies in possession of government officials not disclosed after leaving government,” a spokesman said.

The funds were recovered during president Buhari’s first year in office.

The news of the recovered funds signals gains made by president Buhari’s anti-corruption drive as he remains intent on ensuring transparency in state institutions and agencies previously known for being opaque and corrupt.

The recovery will also likely enhance Buhari’s reputation internationally as being intolerant of corruption despite aspersions cast inadvertently last month by David Cameron, prime minister of Britain. Cameron had described Nigeria as“fantastically corrupt” in the run-up to an anti-corruption summit in London but Buhari responded strongly asking Britain to return Nigeria’s stolen assets kept in the country.

But while the news of recovered funds has been hailed as a major win by the government, it has been received with a healthy dose of skepticism from many Nigerians. The skepticism is because the government did not release any names of persons and officials the assets were recovered from. This was despite an earlier promise by president Buhari to “make a comprehensive report” on “what has been recovered in whatever currency from each ministry, department and individual.” The report was expected to come during the president’s democracy day address on May 29.

The government says it cannot release names of looters for legal reasons but various groups within the country have questioned and criticized the government’s decisionto withhold the names. Critics say by not naming the looters, there is little deterrent to prevent others from looting funds as they suffer no reputational damage. “These people will do it again and again,” said a comment on one of the country’s biggest newspapers. “Because all you have to do in the eventuality that a government changes, is that you simply return the money and you wait until you can do it again.”

The timing of the recovery of the funds is crucial for Nigeria’s stumbling economy. The recovered funds are set to come in at a time when the government is doubling down on efforts to diversify its oil-dependent economy and fund a record $30.6 billion national budget. With oil prices falling and state revenue dwindling as a result, Nigeria’s economy has had a rough year typified by job losses, investor reticence and slowed GDP growth.
Source... http://www.naijans.com/06/fg-says-its-recovered-9-1-billion-in-looted-funds-but-wont-name-the-culprits.html
Nairaland GeneralUS Navy Develops Futuristic DAVD HUD For Augmented Reality Underwater by Dhilariousdandy(op): 12:50pm On Jun 06, 2016
The U.S. Navy announced its latest research program involving a Divers Augmented Vision Display that can use augmented reality on a head-up display. The Iron Man-inspired gadget will help professionals streamline their underwater activity.

https://www.naijans.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wp-1465213333350.jpeg

U.S. Navy researchers have developed a high-tech, in-helmet display that will assist underwater personnel by using augmented reality.

The device not only shows design inspiration from the world of sci-fi but is said to increase the safety and efficiency of divers in the line of duty.

Read the full article here>>> http://www.naijans.com/06/navy-develops-futuristic-davd-hud-for-augmented-reality-underwater.html
CelebritiesRe: If You know Chiwetalu Agu drop one of his exclamations by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:53pm On Jun 04, 2016
Akwa n'ife, akwa na nro..
Ekwe nsu Eh romancia a mami water..
university of ekwensu akuzielum mpu
Ekwensu enwe phone number..
Lmao
CelebritiesRe: If You know Chiwetalu Agu drop one of his exclamations by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:48pm On Jun 04, 2016
Echonye ike echonye Ara... Uwa ntoo Onomatopia
Lmao
WebmastersRe: What Are The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Uk Non Hosted Adsense? by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:43am On Jun 04, 2016
samex4rill:
I see no significance difference though.

Some guys will say if you use usa or uk adsense and your traffic is coming from naija, google will ban you.

My bro that is a RUSE. where your traffic comes from doesn't matter.


Some guys will say you can't receive your earnings on a usa or uk adsense.

That is also a RUSE too, because you can always cashout your earnings via payoneer here in nigeria, or use someone that has a usa or uk bank account then the person wires it to you.


The only difference there is between nigeria and any other country adsense is the pin verification and payout method.


But i have guys that help me do the pin verification stuff of either usa or uk and when i receive my earnings via payoneer, there are guys that buy the dollars in my payoneer at a very reasonable amount.


So put your mind at rest, either of which you got you can always collect your money.

Well if you are in need of NIGERIAN or any other country ADSENSE feel free to call 08117759804. I got naija and usa adsense ready down right now.


Check my profile, I've been on Nairaland a long time and most of my threads are based on adsense selling
Thanks so much bro for the kind comment..

let's get in touch on whatsapp.. 08166837647
PhonesRe: See The Android Phone That Cost $14,000 by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:19am On Jun 04, 2016
The system works like this: By default it's a beefy, ultra-masculine Android smartphone with a skin that looks like it was designed by the prop department of a spy movie.

But once you've flicked the tiny toggle on the back of the device, it'll switch into a secure mode with a green and white, 8-bit skin. In this mode, all but the most essential sensors are disabled, and both calls and text messages are encrypted, only to be read by trusted devices carrying the Solarin Friend app.

In this environment, your data is protected by 256-bit AES encryption, backed up by security firms Zimperium and Koolspan

Read More On Solaris Security shield smartphone
>>>>>>HERE<<<<<<

http://www.naijans.com/06/see-the-android-phone-that-cost-14000.html

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