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I promise you will laugh out loud when you find out whom thunder go fire if You play this game. NO CHEATING. I was really suprised to find out who I wanted make thunder fire. DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET. Do the simple math below, then scroll down to find Who the thunder go fire. IT'S CRAZY HOW ACCURATE AND QUICKLY IT IS. NO peeping! 1) pick your favorite number between 1-9. 2) multiply by 3 then 3) ADD 3 4) Then again multiply by 3 ( I'LL wait while you get the calculator......) 5) You will get a 2 or 3 digit number...... 6) Add the digits together (e.g 24 will be 2+4=6) NOW scroll down With that number see who thunder go fire from the list below: 1) Nelson Mandela 2) Oprah Winfrey 3) David Beckham 4) Daniel Carter 5) Bill Gates 6) Goodluck Jonathan 7) Julius Malema President Obama9) Muhammad Buhari 10) Malachy PLEASE NO BE ME TALK AM, NA FROM YOUR CALCULATION. GOD OUR COUNTRY DEY YOUR HAND EVEN CALCULATION DEY DICTATE IT.. Happy weekend!!!! http://www.naijans.com/06/who-u-wan-make-thunder-firevery-funny.html |
I was passing through a street sometimes ago. I saw a church bill board concerning a program. One of the guest speaker that was invited, whose name and picture was on the bill board, had something written under his name, "HELL MESSENGER". And that got my attention, so i tried to figure out whether he was sent from hell to preach about hell and Lucifer or whether he was sent by God to preach about hell and the sufferings. But i leta learnt that he died and God took him to hell and showed him all the horrors of hell. Then God resurrected him to come and preach to people about the horrors of hell... What a collosal deception! I have heard stories of people who died and rose from the dead to preach the gospel. Some said God took them to hell and they say people who are in hell. My problem with this folks is, even if you died, why must it be hell that God will take them to? Why can't He take you to heaven and show you the beauty of heaven. Why must it be hell. (I speak as a man)... Some people have fallen for this deception. The gospel is to be preached by men who received it through revelation from our lord Jesus Christ, not through dying and been raised from the dead. Apostle Paul said "But I make it known to you, brethren, that the gospel which was preached by me is not according to man. For I neither received it from man, nor was I taught it, but it came to me through the revelation of Jesus Christ ". (see Galatians 1:11-12). Note: Apostle Paul didn't receive the gospel by dying and been raised from the dead, but he received it by revelation. From the parable of Lazarus and the rich man, I believe that dead men don't preach the gospel to the living. The rich man didn't ask Abraham to send him that was in hell to go and preach to his brethren about the horrors of hell. But rather, that he should send Lazarus who was in Abraham's bosom (a picture of heaven) to go and preach to his brethren about the horrors of hell, lest they also come to the place of torment. But Abraham answered and said, they have Moses and the prophets. So, if they can't listen to those who are alive, sending someone from the dead will not make any difference. (see Luke 16:19-31). My advice to the dead preachers or hell messengers is, when next you die, whether God took you to heaven or hell and sent you to come and preach it. Please, better remain dead with that your message( I speak as a man). We don't need that message, it will only corrupt men. Your death and resurrection will not add to or make the gospel to be effective. It is only the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ that does that. His death is enough for us. Preach the gospel in season and out of season. http://www.naijans.com/06/the-hell-messenger.html |
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kwencypresh:I 4 say.. |
Nixiepie:Lol.. dun knw abt those ones.. |
ErnieSmallzz:He's still lil for dahh..."So true!!" Buh u don forget say na naija we dey?? C'mon... Its naija, anything can happn... Hope u qet?? |
ErnieSmallzz:lmao.. don't blame d poor boy, he can't resist wetin he dey see anymore, so he have to pour it out.. |
kwencypresh:Lol.. femi na ur handbag?? |
7. Tayo Guys who bear this name always avoid complications; they most times settle down for ‘friends with benefits’. You could date them for as long as possible without moving forward from that point; they would not propose and they would not break up with you so far you keep giving them what they want. Guys who bear this name pass for the perfect man but most times, they are perpetual time wasters. They are guys who would not make you thing you have any cause to be alarmed when it comes to dating them. http://www.naijans.com/06/names-of-some-yoruba-guys-and-some-other-nigerian-name-that-are-most-likely-to-break-your-heart-by-temitope-popoola.html
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6. Charles and Chris Basically, it more about their names; Nigerian girls for some unknown reason seem to trip and admire guys with English names. As soon as the girls get to hear these names, the guys have their rapt attention already. Guys who bear Charles or Chris are witty; they are interesting people who would no doubt give ladies a swell time. They are also deceitful and would cook up stories in order to win ladies over. As soon as they have gotten what they want from the ladies, they take off and never look back.
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5. Frank Most of the guys who bear Frank are light skinned and to an extent, termed handsome. Girls are always drawn to them; they are conscious of this and work it into their personality. They never take women seriously and would not go out of their ways to please you. There is always a replacement for you the moment you think you have had enough.
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4. Henry Most guys who bear Henry enjoy keeping chains of girls. They have style and focus on their physical attributes. Ladies in turn are more attracted to fine and handsome men. Guys who bear Henry would not just break your heart, they would act smart on you and try to psyche any of your friends too.
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3. Femi They are usually flirts. They have ladies wrapped around their fingers and would say things that would make you trip. They have a great sense of humor and would slide from one girl to the other. If you see know any heartbroken lady around you, you can be sure Femi would be one of the guys that messed up with her heart.
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2. Wale Guys who are known as Wale are known to be tough players, they know what women want and go to any length trying to satisfy them. You can be sure that the moment they have the cookie, they would run off and move on to the next unlucky girl. Girls find it hard resisting guys who are called Wale because of their calmness and gentility.
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1. Tunde Guys who bear Tunde are usually sleek; they appear like the perfect gentleman but end up toying with your emotions. They have so many girls in their lives because of their personality. They are charming in every sense and would sweep you off your feet in no time. If you do not have a heart strong enough to be broken, steer clear of them.
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Before you go into any relationship, it would be good for you to make a mental assessment of the kind of man you want to date and the kind of effect your choice would have on you at the long run. Everyone in Nigeria is talking about the Yoruba demons and things they do; this is because most of the Yoruba guys are known to be players and flirts who do not value emotions and feelings. There are some men outside the Yoruba tribe who have similar attributes and would equally break a woman’s heart the moment she starts to date them. In order to save you from the heartbreaks that could leave you emotionally impaired, we would share with you some of the names of the guys you need to watch out for in Nigeria. |
Alongside other world leaders, president Buhari featured prominently at the anti-corruption summit in London.Source... http://www.naijans.com/06/fg-says-its-recovered-9-1-billion-in-looted-funds-but-wont-name-the-culprits.html |
The U.S. Navy announced its latest research program involving a Divers Augmented Vision Display that can use augmented reality on a head-up display. The Iron Man-inspired gadget will help professionals streamline their underwater activity. https://www.naijans.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wp-1465213333350.jpeg U.S. Navy researchers have developed a high-tech, in-helmet display that will assist underwater personnel by using augmented reality. The device not only shows design inspiration from the world of sci-fi but is said to increase the safety and efficiency of divers in the line of duty. Read the full article here>>> http://www.naijans.com/06/navy-develops-futuristic-davd-hud-for-augmented-reality-underwater.html |
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, but the boy is still lil 4 all that na
Lekan what did u say?", and then he said "NOTHING". From that day ehn, i begin fear da boy