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Guys, I have important insider news about our most precious possessions: our genitals. Here we go…women’s genitals are infinitely more complex and pleasure-loaded than your penis. I mean let’s face it, the vagina (not my preferred word for it, but just think of a kittycat every time I use the word vagina), has its clit, two sets of lips, the center of gravity, and other pleasure centers loaded in. Your penis just doesn’t have that much pleasure potential for you. Sorry, dudes. But the good news is that when you learn to kiss her lower lips and otherwise work her vagina (meow meow), you will earn love, affection and incredibly hot sex. You’ll also drink a nice dose of protein and female hormones. So here’s how to do it…

First of all, you want to understand that the outer lips are pleasure centers in themselves. You can gently lick, bite, tongue, French kiss, and tickle those outer lips. You can put them between your fingers and roll them around, especially so that they massage the clit hidden inside. Trust me boys…many girls can have repeat-trigger orgasms just from this kind of outer lips play.

Next up is the clit itself. And if you’re doing your job correctly, her clit will be up and erect like a mini-penis. Her clit is way more sensitive than the head of your penis, so don’t necessarily go at her clit like you’d go at a piece of steak. For many women, less is more. Teasing is pleasing. Light is right.

Try putting that clit in your mouth and sucking it lightly, tenderly, kind of like how you’d suck her nipple, but a little less pressure. Moisten your fingers with her juices or safe, organic lubricant and caress the areas just above, below and around the clit.

Did you know that the area between her clit and the opening of her vagina is ranked equal to her center of gravity for orgasm-generating potential? It’s true. So what you do is start with your fingers or tongue just below the clit and then work your way down from clit to vaginal opening and back again. Be warned: she may clamp your head so hard with her thighs when she orgasms that you’ll need oxygen afterwards! But it’s all worth it.

After you’ve worked her erect, hard clit and the kind area around it, your babe will be moaning for insertion. You could use your moisture missile at this point, but since your face is down there between her open legs already, it’s sweet to stick your tongue as far inside her vagina as possible.

Now curl your tongue upwards to lick the front wall of her interior vagina, which is where her center of gravity is. Reach up and caress the clit and clit area, and her phat, swollen lips as you do this. And feel her writhe like a bucking bronco.
One other thing- every girl has her own favorite kitty strokes for you to do. I’ve just described what works best for me and the other females I’ve talked to about this, but your girlfriend might prefer a completely different sexual menu. The key is communication. Ask her before, during and after sex what’s working and what’s not so hot. She’ll love you for it, and you’ll be able to better customize your MouthAction techniques to give her oodles of orgasms!

Boys, the vagina is an amazing kittycat that you can MouthAction until your honey is almost comatose with pleasure and your face is gooey with delicious love juice.

You add him on Facebook . He checks your pictures. He confirms . He inboxes you. You reply, all excited.. Ya'll want to hook up. You set a date. You dress up, smell good,make up on, fresh breath & new weave. He takes you for lunch @okada cinema.

You two have a good time !! He rubs your hand, makes you laugh, gives you silly looks and smiles. You fall in love !! It's like you've known him forever. He takes you to his apartment. He makes you feel comfortable and lays you on his bed.

He feeds you ice cream!! He teases you, He rubs you gently, kisses you passionately.

Unzips your jeans, they're too tight but he manages to take em' off. You love his
aggresion, strength, power & you give in.
It feels good. You know it's wrong, You ask for protection, he says it's too late.
You obey & don't disturb. He says he loves you & you don't hesitate to say you love him too. He pulls out, goes to the kitchen to get you a glass of water. He helps you drink it, ohh man . You feel special . " He must be the one ", you think to yourself. Ya'll get dressed.

He takes you to the taxi rank & kisses you on the cheek & says "I had the best time with you," He looks at the cab driver & says "Hey man take my wifey home safely! you smile & say " See you tomorrow babe " . He stays silent. You drive away, in the taxi you can't stop smiling.

You get home & inbox him that you got home safe . He is online, but doesn't reply. It's unlike him, so you inbox him again. He doesn't respond.

Minutes later you can't find him on your
friend list. HE BLOCKED YOU. Days, weeks, months passes by. You start feeling sick, weak, lose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth.

You go to the clinic. Get tested. Minutes
later, the nurse walks in . " I'm sorry You're HIV Postive " . HOW ? You don't understand.

Reality hits you.!!

You walk home. Scared. Confused. You go to the train railway. You lay hopeless, emotionless.

You see the train coming nearer. You look into the sky & pray. BOOM !

That's the end of you....
Don't be that girl ! Live wise !!

Midehi:
First of all it’s important to understand that there’s no way of physically knowing that he’s still a virgin – guys don’t have anything like a hymen which can be broken during intercourse. So
you will have to go by your intuition and gut instinct when it comes to determining if he is a virgin.

Here are the five signs that tell you if a guy is a virgin.


1. HE IS VERY SHY ABOUT TOUCHING YOU
This is not a definitive sign but it can well be an indication that the guy is a virgin. Men who have had intercourse at least once would not be so shy of
touching a girl. In fact shyness towards the opposite sex decidedly reduces in men who have been in intimate before. But can you tell if a guy is a virgin just because he is shy about being intimate? Not really but it’s a strong sign. So if a guy is shy about touching you especially at the intimate body parts, it does hint at this being a virgin.


2. HE IS VERY UNCERTAIN WHILE GETTING PHYSICALLY INTIMATE
If he is quite clueless about how to react to your advances then there is a possibility that it might well be his first time. Most guys who are not virgins would just need a hint to start tearing
at your clothes – they have done this before and their experience helps condition their mind. Virgin guys would be very circumspect about how to go about getting intimate. If you are not a virgin, you will find the virgin guy
especially clueless.

3. HE KISSES AWKWARDLY
Some guys are bad kissers but that does not mean they are virgins. But if a guy kisses awkwardly, in a very shy or
inhibited manner, it’s almost a sure sign that he is a virgin. If a guy is pretty good at kissing you can be sure that he is not a virgin no matter what he says. Kissing takes practice and people get good at it with experience. Even the bad kissers are not clumsy or awkward; they just go
at it all wrong. Another aspect to look out for is whether he closes his eyes while kissing, most virgins tend to do that a lot.


4. HE ASKS FOR PERMISSION WHILE MAKING LOVE
Typically a virgin guy is pretty unsure of what his moves ought to be. Being physically intimate is new territory for him. Even if he has watched several adult movies, the first real experience
is bound to be overwhelming for a guy. He is likely to fumble around a lot and he will ask for permission before touching you or kissing you intimately. He is also bound to be confused about
when to enter you. If he looks like a lost sheep, though he may pretend as if he is very confident about what he’s doing, then you know that it’s his first experience.

5. HE HAS A VERY QUICK ORGASM
If it’s his first intimate experience in love making, he is sure to orgasm quickly. Some virgin guys tend to ejaculate even before entering or as soon as they enter. The first experience is always a nervous one for a guy because he will be constantly thinking about how he is
performing. Moreover he will get aroused at the smallest act of intimacy on your part causing him to come to an orgasm quickly. Guys with experience are more sensitized to their arousal
and can control themselves a lot better.


So all the virgin guys on romanceland, learn from this now so you wont fvck up on the day of your exhibition


tosyn2much , be careful

firstEVA:
I am not upset. Cheers.

firstEVA:
it's your opinion, doesn't make it correct. I do not want the thread deleted, I didnt even notice it was posted in a wrong session.

firstEVA:
normally when anyone wants a thread to reach home page, they just need to tag a mod, that's what I did.

firstEVA:
u are wrong

Yes...!!! He is wrong, cos your motive is for the Mod to download and listen the song, so that he can rate it....

Hope I get it??

MhizZK:
After readn ur post en OP,my teeth refused to close. U must b one funny somebody.In case u ar not a Nigerian nd u dont know,I'll like to let u know u ar in d country wit d most populous sharp minds.Dis kin market no dey sell for 9ja,direct ur energy into oda profitable enterprise shogbo?

Ginaz:
you're too handsome, take a ****kiss*** I dont tell guys that much but when I do they deserved it.

ollah1:
Some guys could be stupid tho. A girl opens a thread and asks for pictures to determine who's the most handsome and here comes loads of them posting their best pictures.

If a guy opens a counter thread the ladies wouldn't post their pictures
If a guy open a smile tread the guys won't upload their shots

It's guys like these that would comment on any post of a girl on Facebook. It's guys like these that would thank a girl for accepting their friend request
I don't know what the guys stand to gain tho. I think it's just stupidity at its peak

sandrannna:
Cool picture. Dat sitting room does nt look like nigerian sitting room. U over painted the picture, it made it look horrible.



As for the dough, how much do u av in ur bank account? Pm me.

Shortyy:
lol. cute

Blossom023:
the most important thing a MAN should do for his children is to love their mother, how would you feel if your father was always beating your mom.. if your babe hits u, u can ignore at that moment , then later, you tell her " babe I dont like the way you acted that time" she will adjust. .. most girls slap their men cos they want a kiss atm.. no joke, so sometimes you can even romantically stop her. be a man.

2dice:
if she Hit me ... I should walk away ... and when she does that again ...what should i do??

Then you walk in... Without just knocking at the door...