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Webmasters › Re: Drop Your Site And Get A Good Traffic Here by Dhilariousdandy(m): 11:23pm On Jan 16, 2016

Godwinsilas:
Send me a message on Leapfame.

I'm unable to message you, pls send me your Whatsapp number..

Webmasters › Re: Drop Your Site And Get A Good Traffic Here by Dhilariousdandy(m): 4:15am On Jan 16, 2016

Godwinsilas:
Hi webmaster in the house, i just want us to use this opportunity to earn some good traffic. All you need is drop your site link and a short discription with the following worlds.
Downloading, Social network, Forum etc.

Site: http://leapfame.com
Description: Nigeria Discussion Forum

Hi.. How much will it cost me to own a forum site like leapfame.com ??

Romance › How To Know If Your Mom Is A Nigerian. by Dhilariousdandy(op): 1:38am On Jan 04, 2016

1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies,
"Sorry for yourself!" .

2)When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night” .

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?” .

6) When she takes the DSTV
remote to work, just to punish you. .

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.

When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play
and she asks, ''When last did
that friend come here to play with you? .

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours. .

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween. .

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper. .

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''. .

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs
to bring her purse. .

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the
house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?

Our Mothers are wonderful.
#_I_love_my_mom.

You can add yours.

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Romance › Re: My New Year Selfie by Dhilariousdandy(m): 1:22am On Jan 04, 2016

Prowizy2:
You look like a terrorist #NoOffense

Lol, PETER PAN for that matter.... ( Choi Kang Taa)

Romance › 14 ways to become the perfect boyfriend by Dhilariousdandy(op): 1:07am On Jan 04, 2016*

Being a perfect boyfriend isn't always easy, even if you have an amazing girlfriend. A perfect boyfriend knows when to talk, and when to listen; when to offer advice, and when to offer sympathy; when to shower her with attention, and when to give her some space.

You need to be someone she can trust and admire, and even someone who makes her want to be a perfect girlfriend.

A perfect boyfriend adapts to the situation, and knows the job is never finished.

So, to guide you in the right direction, here are some tips for every long term boyfriend ever. You can thank us when she's not shouting at you tonight....

1) Comment On Her Appearance (Positive Only, Obviously) Just because you've essentially given up on your general appearance now that you've landed someone, doesn't mean that she has.

So, instead of making a comment about how 'sexy she looks in her tracksuit bottoms (severe sarcasm detected), comment on how nice she looks when sheput an hours work into looking that way. A friendly bit of commentary will never go unnoticed, I assure you...

2) Celebrate The Little Things
Obviously Im not suggesting that you have month-versaries or anything as weird as that, but celebrating anniversaries, Valentines, exam results, job successes or a good week in work, are all good enough reasons in my book. Surprise her every now and then with a little celebration and you'll reap the rewards.

3) Do Not Point Out Her Flaws For Gods sake man, do you want to lose a limb? Women obsess over their flaws far more than men can even begin to imagine.

In fact, if you even knew how much time they waste hating there appearance, youd be shocked. Therefore encouraging her to rant about her fat thighs is the most stupid thing you could ever, ever do... (Take Note)

4) Don't Talk About Your Exes, (Especially If They Were Really Hot) Women probably know everything there is to know already, on account of the fact that they might have stalked her numerous times on Facebook.

Never, ever underestimate a
woman's stalking skills. She probably knows more about you than you do...

5) If Shes Acting Crazy, Buy Her Chocolate Stat There are generally two reasons that a girl will be acting crazy. She's either pissed at you for being you, or it's that time of the month.

If she's also complaining about being a woman, just know that she's feeling a little bloated and is crying at the X Factor, then there's no doubt about it. She's on the blob.
Buy her chocolate and hold her while she cries at crap films and you'll be the best boyfriend ever. (For today.)

6) Don't Forget To Randomly Text Her From Time To Time It's all too easy to take your other half for granted when you've been together for a long period of time, so touching base every now and then is imperative.

Just a funny little text will do the trick and get you back on her mind in no time.

7) Don't Ever Comment On Her Hot Friends Because that is a very good way to lose a part of your special anatomy...(Be Warned)

Do Not Attempt To Put An Ugly Picture Of Her On Facebook, I noticed that men do this to other men and even women to other women, but what the Bleep would posses you to do it to your girlfriend? You are not Ashton and she is not Demi and it's not funny or cute. Not acceptable. Ever...

9) Never Disrespect Our Parents They are also the reason behind our existence (When I said OUR I mean the both parties) therefore you should automatically be grateful to them. Make an effort and inquire about them from time to time, that's all it takes...

10) Leave Her To Shop Alone
There's nothing more annoying to women than having an annoying man following them around grumbling about being bored, when all they want to do is buy three dress for 21k and rejoice. Do them a favour and go wait in the pub...

11) Surprise Her Every Now And Then, Theres a certain element of getting into a routine when you're in a long term relationship, so instead of spending another weekend in the pub together, surprise her with a little treat, a date night, a weekend away, a new sex move or whatever else it takes to put you in the good books.

Whatever it is that you do will show that you've put thought and care into it and that's a massive plus in there eyes. Honestly...

12) Learn to compromise. Compromise is a big part of successful communication. If you and your girlfriend can't disagree without getting into a big fight or without one person immediately giving in to the needs of the other, then you have a problem.

To be good at compromising, you should be able to talk about your needs and wants while understanding where your girlfriend is coming from, instead of ignoring her own side of the story..

13) Be sympathetic. If it means something to her, it should mean something to you. It doesn't matter that you wouldn't be interested in the issue if it weren't for her..
Relationship is about sharing experiences and being supportive.

When she's upset, try to put yourself in her shoes and understand where she's coming from. Don't just dismiss her feelings because you think it's "not that big of a deal..

14) Support Her, No Matter What
That's what youre there for, after all. If she's feeling down, cheer her up. If she's quiet, talk to her. If she's having family problems, be there for her and if youre the reason she's upset, then change your bad habits before she changes her boyfriend.

Above all, be her shoulder to cry on and her solid support system. Remind her why she loves you and you're on the right track...

Romance › 14 Ways To Become The Perfect Boyfriend by Dhilariousdandy(op): 10:28pm On Jan 03, 2016

Romance › Re: Guys Only: Post Ur Picture, Let Me C How Handsome U R. by Dhilariousdandy(m): 4:39pm On Jan 03, 2016

mommysgirl:
SMH d cap on your head

Hmm.. SMSW.. What do you think I meant??

Romance › Re: Guys Only: Post Ur Picture, Let Me C How Handsome U R. by Dhilariousdandy(m): 7:55am On Jan 03, 2016

mommysgirl:
I am not bothered about how you look I want your cap

Hmmm... My cap isn't your size..

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Things The Bible Forbids, But We Do Anyway by Dhilariousdandy(m): 8:57pm On Dec 31, 2015

Strahovski:
It's only the beard part you read?
All your 7 points is on the beard

I'm very much attracted in that...

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Things The Bible Forbids, But We Do Anyway by Dhilariousdandy(m): 8:55pm On Dec 31, 2015

0ldirtybastard:
You really lack understanding.

Man, go read your Bible..

Romance › Re: Guys Only: Post Ur Picture, Let Me C How Handsome U R. by Dhilariousdandy(m): 8:50pm On Dec 31, 2015

Rone16:
Mtsheww!!So proud!!Your dough or your father's dough? Simple question, if you're fine post your picture,you would've done that jejely and gone oh.Be there attracting Gold diggers to yourself

So you can't comment freely without quoting me...??

Oh!!, I see, attention seeker, dapper b**ch, sorry!! I qat no room for you...!!

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Things The Bible Forbids, But We Do Anyway by Dhilariousdandy(m): 8:44pm On Dec 31, 2015

bukiboy:
if we don't accept the old testament because of trimming of beard then wny do we pay tithes?

Luke 21:1-4
Jesus looked up and saw the rich putting their gifts into the offering box, and he saw a poor widow put in two small copper coins. And he said, “Truly, I tell you, this poor widow has put in more than all of them. For they all contributed out of their abundance, but she out of her poverty put in all she had to live on.”

Luke 18:12
I fast twice a week; I give tithes of all that I get.’

2 Corinthians 9:7
Each one must give as he has decided in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Things The Bible Forbids, But We Do Anyway by Dhilariousdandy(m): 7:12pm On Dec 25, 2015

In addition, this article will discuss some Old Testament passages which speak out against trimming your beard in a certain way, which have confused some people. So with all of those things in mind, here are a few general principles for you to keep in mind as you read this article:

1. Beards have nothing to do with salvation . Growing a beard won’t save your soul. The only thing that will save you is placing your faith in Christ (and if you haven’t done so, please do!). Likewise, shaving a beard won’t make you lose your salvation. So let’s get this out of the way up-front. I don’t want you to get confused by this article.

2. Not all men can grow full beards. Some men simply cannot grow full beards due to their natural genetics (or even no facial hair at all). If you can’t grow a beard, then fine. God didn’t allow you to do it, so don’t fret over it. It has nothing to do with salvation, and God himself created you the way you are. This article isn’t meant to belittle or condemn you. You are just as manly as a man who grows a beard . You have no obligation to do what you can’t do.

3. God is far more concerned with the inward instead of the outward . God looks at the heart, not external things. Nevertheless, the Bible does have a lot of advice on outward appearances too. So it is important to avoid asking “Can’t I do what I want due to grace?” Rather, we should ask, “What would God have me do?”

4. We are not under law, but under grace . We aren’t saved by works of the law, but of God’s grace. Nevertheless, we should seek God’s word and opinion on all things, including our dress, and so forth.

5. Many Godly men don’t have beards (by choice) . There are plenty of Godly men in the world who can grow beards, but simply prefer not to. Adrian Rogers, one of the best preachers in modern history, didn’t grow a beard. I admire him tremendously. He is but one quick example of a Godly man in modern times that doesn’t sport facial hair. Also, it’s worth mentioning that some men may not be able to grow a beard due to their occupations (such as working with food, chemicals, etc.). That’s understandable, and sometimes you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do.

6. Most all men of the Bible had beards, even Jesus. Though beards are not required for salvation, it’s interesting to note that nearly all men in the Bible had beards.

7. God’s word reveals that beards are a blessing to men, which is sadly forgotten in today’s age. While not required, growing a beard can, in a sense, give honor and glory to a God who created man with that ability. Not out of requirement, not out of salvation, but out of appreciation for God giving man that distinction. Just like women are generally blessed with long/thick hair, and the ability to bear children–so are men blessed with the ability to grow thick facial hair.

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Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Things The Bible Forbids, But We Do Anyway by Dhilariousdandy(m): 7:06pm On Dec 25, 2015

jrerico1:
5) Trimming your beard:

leviticus 19:27
"Neither shalt though Mar the corners of thy beard"

In my own understanding....

That is in the Old Testament in the days of Elijah, Moses, Aaron etc...

The same bible let me to know that in

1 Corinthians 11:14
Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him,....

Ezekiel also wore a beard, as you can see in this passage where God has him to shave part of his hair and beard, as a symbolic gesture showing the shame that would soon come upon Jerusalem. Shaving the head or beard of a man in these times would have caused severe humiliation, and God used this illustration by his prophet Ezekiel to reflect the impending shame that Jerusalem would soon feel by the hands of their enemies (the Babylonians):

“Now, son of man, take a sharp sword and use it as a barber’s razor to shave your head and your beard. Then take a set of scales and divide up the hair. (Ezekiel 5:1)"

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Romance › 7 Ways To Toast A Nigerian Girl And Win Her Heart by Dhilariousdandy(op): 11:49pm On Dec 21, 2015

Love is a universal phenomenon but its expression and interpretation varies in different cultures and places. While Nigerian girls may swoon and “aww” at the expression of love in western romantic movies, it doesn’t necessarily play out the same way in reality.

The basis might be constant, but some things have to be adjusted to suit their lifestyle.

So, here’s a “how to” get a Nigerian girl, funny but true.

#1. Make some cash(compulsory)

#2. Take her out on an adventurous date

#3. Send her beautiful romantic messages 5am everyday (before she wakes up)

#4. Buy her a teddy (trust me, this works but not in all cases)

#5. Take her out on another date (now you wanna make it official) Tell her how you feel about the past weeks you guys have been hanging out

#6. Walk her back home(try giving her a light kiss along the line) now you can’t do this on a bike or in front of her house or on the street..can you see you need money to buy car undecided

#7. Tell her you wish she is the first person you see every morning you wake up back to reality(believe me, she will blush!)

There you have it, kinda simple right? But might not be in reality.

Good Luck!!!

Romance › Life Is Tenuous( Motivational Advice, A Must Read) by Dhilariousdandy(op): 1:39pm On Nov 15, 2015

You have the power to change your life for the better.
It is not necessarily simple and it will not always be easy it will always be possible.
You have the capacity to think clearly— to put your life in perspective—to act on sound values— to live responsibly and well.

You are a worthy person with the right and the ability to choose your own course. You can probably have anything you want, but not everything you want.

You are not your past, but you are a product of it. Who you are may be your parents' fault, but if you stay that way, it's your own fault.
No parents are perfect; most do the best they can; in the process they do some things well and some things poorly.

The truth is, many people have shaped you into the person you are today, but you have the opportunity and responsibility of determining the person you will become.
If you ever hope to take full responsibility for your life, you must come to an easy acceptance of your past and the way it has shaped you.

You are a potent person with a rich set of experiences.
You are a survivor.
You are a learner.
You are unique.
No one looks at the world exactly the same way you do.

The way you view the world and what's possible is a function of what you've learned and experienced and the way you put it all together.
In a few important respects, we are all the same.
We share the same basic needs.

We all have the same amount of time 24 hours a day to pursue our goals.
The way you focus your attention makes all the difference.

You energize yourself with good choosing and depress yourself with poor choosing.
Awareness is crucial to good choosing, but movement is the key to effective living knowing which awareness to act on and when to move on.

We all change choosing and changing are inevitable.
Not to choose is a choice.
Not to change is impossible.
The choices you make every day—big ones and little ones determine the quality of your life today and your possibilities for the future.

Work is as natural to human beings as play.
You need both all your life.
Find the work you can be passionate about...
Find the play that enables you to be a good animal— fit and supple.
The roles you play are one way you think of your self-image, but they do not define your essence.

We all suffer loss—the only question is how you will deal with it when it comes your way.
You can learn and grow from it or you can feel sorry for yourself and diminish yourself.
Nietzsche was right on this one: "That which does not kill me, strengthens me."

Values do matter—they are at the heart of everything we do.
Your values ultimately determine who you are and who you will become.
We are all social creatures we define ourselves in and through our relationships with others.

Energy and inner joy come from focusing your time on people, things, and activities that you care about.
You create meaning in your life by living according to your deepest values.
Things take time.
There are no short-cuts to most worthwhile goals and no quick fixes to many of our problems.

Realistic planning is one of the keys to solving problems and achieving goals.
Life is tenuous.
The wise course is to pursue your highest priorities now.

Happiness comes to those who pursue meaningful goals of their own choosing
and assume full responsibility for the journey.
Life presents us with many obstacles and opportunities.
Sustaining focus and balance in the face of all the demands on your time and energy is an awesome challenge.

Potential is not your problem; you have more than enough potential to do what you want.
What you need is to get great clarity about what's important and organize your life to pursue those things effectively.
Goals are important to purposeful living, but they need not be written in stone.

Remember the proverb, no matter how far you've gone down the wrong path, turn back.
You will get off course—and that's OK; imitate a modern jetliner—stay focused and make many small course corrections.
There's less likelihood of over correcting and the ride will be smoother.

Acknowledge your ability to block yourself from reaching your goals—then don't do it.
Be kind to yourself.
You are not alone—others will help you pursue your dreams.
You sometimes need to ask them clearly for the help you want.
Go for it; dare to live life to the fullest.

Everyone experiences some good things and some bad.
The challenge for each of us is to put it all in perspective to be nurtured by the good to learn from the bad to let it go, to go ahead.
Everything is connected....

Tech Jobs › Android App Developer Needed Urgently.. by Dhilariousdandy(op): 11:11pm On Oct 27, 2015*

Android app developer is urgently needed....

Contact/Whatsapp me with 08160409454

Romance › Re: My Experience With A Homosexual by Dhilariousdandy(m): 10:47pm On Oct 27, 2015

Durentt:
1, u barb ur hair every weekend, dats faqqish enough
2. U were even rubbing talcum powder. Nawaooh
3. U are saying ur fellow man is very goodlooking when u saw him, dats how gay men act.
4. U sat down and put ur leg on the table,. Bruh, dats too feminine
5. U even smiled at da guy sef. Did u wink at him too. Let me stop here. U are a gay, stop pretending puhleease

Lwkmd.. Abeg you better stop here biko huh

Phones › Re: How I Fix My Crashed Android Phone by Dhilariousdandy(m): 5:31pm On Oct 25, 2015

Fundango:
thanks for the help,God bless you.

you too....

Phones › Re: How I Fix My Crashed Android Phone by Dhilariousdandy(m): 5:15pm On Oct 25, 2015

Fundango:
pls help me my itel inote prime tab after installing BUSYBOX and NEO DENSITY DPI,launch and restart it,the Tab on fully but touch response fail at the home screen showing pop msg repeatedly"urfortunately systemUI have stop working"whenever i tried access any menu at home screen and the Tab is rooted,and lastly i tried to power it down but fail cos each time i tried to power it down it restarts it'self immediately.pls help me,i need ur advice on how to solve it,God bless U.

Boot your tab to recovery mode with any step that is computable with your device as narrated above.... then wipe factory settings>wipe cache>Advanced>wipe delvik cache> done..

then reboot your tab..

Phones › Re: How I Fix My Crashed Android Phone by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:06pm On Oct 25, 2015

collinkz:
My lenovo tab got bricked after trying to update it, it doesn't even boot again, what should I do?

What's the model of the tab? And what kind of update you are trying to perform that got it stuck in bootloop??

Phones › Re: How I Fix My Crashed Android Phone by Dhilariousdandy(m): 11:02am On Oct 25, 2015

Did your phone soft brick? Or stuck in bootloop? See what you gonna do to revive your phone back...

1stly lemme start by explaining the difference between soft brick and bootlooping....

The core problem found in a boot loop is a miscommunication that prevents the
Android operating system from completing
its launch.

This can be caused by corrupt app files, faulty installs, viruses, mismatched kernel, malware and broken system files. If you've recently attempted to unlock your phone, or have downloaded a new application and ended up in a boot loop, chances are changes you made to the system caused the problem.

Most issues can be resolved with a factory
reset, but be aware that tinkering with your phone's system files always comes with the risk of rendering the device unusable.

Soft brick usually occur when you try to flash a new rom, or any flashable android file that is not compitable with your phone, you will end up soft bricking your phone..

All you need to do is to boot your phone in recovery/test mode...

If your phone is rooted already with CWM,
the steps for wiping the device are different.
Power down the phone and launch it into
CWM Recovery Mode by pressing the Home, power, and volume up keys at the same time (this key combination may be different for your specific Android phone). Select “Advanced,” choose “Wipe,” and then pick “Dalvik cache.” Next, choose “Mounts and Storage” and then use “Wipe /cache.”
Reboot the phone and the issue should be
resolved.

How To Boot In To Recovery

1. Remove the battery and re-insert it.

2. Press volume increase/up and don’t
release.

3. Press power button and keep holding
down both buttons.

4. Don’t release till you enter recovery mode which will either show
clockworkmod or an Android robot lying
on his back.

Tecno N3, P3

1. Press and keep holding Volume
increase button

2. Press and keep holding Menu (you
should now be holding 2 buttons)

3. Press and keep holding Power
button (you should now be holding 3 buttons)

4. Keep holding all till the phone enters
recovery mode

How to boot into Recovery Mode on a
Nokia phone

1. Remove the battery and re-insert it.

2. Press volume increase/up and don’t
release.

3. Press power button and keep holding
down both buttons.

4. Don’t release till you enter recovery mode which will either show
clockworkmod or an Android robot lying
on his back.

How to boot into Recovery Mode on a
Samsung phone

1. Remove the battery and re-insert it.

2. Press volume increase/up and don’t
release.

3. Press the Home button in the middle
at the bottom of the screen.

4. Press power button and keep holding
down both buttons.

5. Don’t release till you enter recovery mode which will either show
clockworkmod or an Android robot lying
on his back.

How to boot into Recovery Mode on a
HTC phone

1. Disable the Fastboot option on your
HTC by going to Settings> Battery>
Uncheck the Fastboot key at the bottom
of the screen

2. Turn off your device and wait a couple
of seconds until the process is complete

3. Press the Volume Down key then press
the Power button and keep holding both

4. Release the Power button but still keep
on holding the Volume Down button

5. Your device will be boot into the
Bootloader mode

6. There will be multiple choices to
choose from

7. Press the Volume Down button to
navigate to Recovery

8. Press the Power Button to select

9. The HTC phone will boot into Recovery
mode...

Romance › Re: This Is Madness!!!! Pix Attached by Dhilariousdandy(m): 10:57pm On Sep 24, 2015

See as all of them dey white like roasted unripe plantain. ...!!
Where they even park the cloth keep...!!

Romance › Re: This Is How To Get Rid Of Fat Belly As Much As Possible by Dhilariousdandy(m): 9:09pm On Sep 24, 2015

@ Op....
Please are you from Mountain Of Fire Or Cele

Romance › Re: A Letter To Those We Once Loved by Dhilariousdandy(m): 6:30am On Sep 24, 2015

This post just recalls me the memories of my 1st love....
Romantic & emotional,
it really touches my heart...
Nice one op...

Phones › Re: Airtel Bb Plan On Android by Dhilariousdandy(m): 9:21pm On Sep 20, 2015

spicyboy:
how can I use this on my andriod?

its like its working pretty good on Android cos they sent me a text this morning telling me to subscribe for the 3gb data with *440*16# cost 1,500...

Haven't try it thoo....

buhh I believe it's working wella in android. ..

Politics › Re: Bloody Civilian (pic) by Dhilariousdandy(m): 10:00pm On Sep 17, 2015

@ Op.. if you are just seeing this for the 1st time, then i bet you.... you are not a citizen..

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