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10 Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just beengiven five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine"
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, though a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing".)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU'!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now having to do it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

10) AND THE LAST ONE: When a woman says "Answer me" in response to her question no matter how subtle it is, just know that you are in trouble. If you respond, and it is not in line with her thinking, you are a dead meat. If you don't say anything you are still in trouble.

Example, if a woman asks:

"Do you think I look fat in this dress?",

swallow hard and think long about your answer. If indeed she looks fat, don't choose option #4. If she doesn't look fat, but you think the dress is ill-fitting on her, if you mention it, watch out for #8.

And you had better believe it, they crave for a man with honesty. WOMEN: Never try to outsmart them. They'll beat you at it, collect the change and spend it.

Gooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaal

Suarez has did it...
Kudos to you man...

AfricanApple:
the researchers are as dumb as the poster

Loudmouth..!! Just have 1 word 4 u... Bimbo..!!

iceberylin:
So we cant even share a bed with our sister's?

That doesn't mean you can't share bed with your siblings, I'm basically talking in a case where you and your partner are sleeping in the same bed..

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive jerk.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated a woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.

If you are proud of your achievements, you are up on yourself.
If you aren't, you are not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you finish reading and take it too personal, you are on your own...

Sleeping with a lover has a powerful and negative effect on one part of. a man's anatomy: his brain. Men, whether you have sex or not, sharing. your bed all night long can actually make you stupid, sapping your brain. power--at least temporarily.

That's the surprising conclusion reached by scientists from the University of Vienna in Austria, reports New Scientist. Oddly, men thought they slept better with a partner and women believed they did. not. In fact, both men and women had more disturbed sleep, but in men it
affected their ability to perform on cognitive tests the next day.

This has nothing to do with having sex--or not. It's all about sleep quality.

The study: Led by Gerhard Kloesch, the team studied eight unmarried, childless couples in their 20s using both questionnaires and a wrist activity monitor called an "actigraph" to assess sleep patterns. The couples spent 10 nights sharing the same bed and 10 nights sleeping in different beds.

The results for men: Men said they slept better with their partner, but in actuality they had more disturbed sleep even when they did not have sex before falling asleep. That lack of sleep caused increased levels of a stress hormone, which reduced their ability to perform simple cognitive tests the next day, reports New Scientist. Interestingly, when men had sex and then fell asleep with their partner, they were better
able to remember their dreams the next day.

The results for women: Women said they slept better alone, and they were right. Still, even when they slept with their partners they reported being far more refreshed in the morning than their sleep time indicated.

Unlike their partners, their stress levels and mental scores did not suffer. When it comes to dream recall, women were the opposite of men.
They remembered their dreams better when they slept alone than when they
slept with their partner.
"It's not surprising that people are disturbed by sleeping together.
Historically, we have never been meant to sleep in the same bed as each
other. It is a bizarre thing to do,"Dr. Neil Stanley, a sleep expert at
the University of Surrey, told the BBC News. "Sleep is the most selfish thing you can do, and it's vital for good physical and mental health.

Sharing the bed space with someone who Is making noises and who you have to fight with for the duvet is not sensible. If you are happy sleeping together that's great, but if not there is no shame in separate beds."

Kloesch presented the research at a meeting of the Forum of European
Neurosciences in Vienna in July 2006.

Genea:
did u just spew dis trash,if i wanted it,i kno where 2 luk 4 it

Where else will you go and look for it?? When you have already found it inside the box..!! *wink*

Genea:
It happened to me once,was wit my mom in d bus ,so i couldnt talk cos if do,mehn maale go chop d man raw,wen he got down,he winked at me and i gave him a dagger bt did nothing cos i hate scandals

Uum... You couldn't talk, cos you enjoy the little clip.. Period!!

Genea:
It happened to me once,was wit my mom in d bus ,so i couldnt talk cos if do,mehn maale go chop d man raw,wen he got down,he winked at me and i gave him a dagger bt did nothing cos i hate scandals

Uum... You couldn't talk, cos you enjoy the little clip.. Period

There is an important distinction to be made in relationships between people who pay attention to detail, and people who don't. The first type are people who don't usually go all-out on the big things like extravagant gifts or getaways for special occasions, but they don't do small things like take care of you while you are sick or go to pick up a prescription at CVS.

People who do pay attention to details, however, are the ones who you can trust to stand by your side and weather the storm. These are the types of people who understand that the small things count the most because those are the things you do for someone simply because you love them, with no special occasion required.

So, then, what are some examples of these smaller romantic acts that, in reality, speak volumes?

1. Write love notes.
I know, we're not in high school anymore... but all the more reason that nobody would expect to open a small piece of paper with "I miss you" or "I love you" written on it. It's free, easy, and can be left anywhere to surprise him or her. A surefire way to put a smile on his face.

I know from experience how amazing it feels to have your significant other do something like this for you.

2. Listen.
In a healthy relationship, each partner relies on the other for love, guidance and advice. Sometimes, just taking the time to genuinely listen to what she has to say, and not saying anything at all, will say more to her than your words ever could. Particularly for the guys: If a woman is complaining to you, remember that it means she trusts you enough to express her feelings to you. Don't betray that trust.

3. Do that thing he or she wants to do.
Whether it is watching a TV show your significant other enjoys, going to see the musical you're not really into, or trying that new restaurant with the cuisine you don't really care for -- do it anyway (and have a good attitude about it). Relationships are about compromise, which means at times we do things we wouldn't normally do in order to make the person we care about happy. They will appreciate your effort and enjoy the experience even more because they get to share it with you.

4. Send a good morning text.
A text that starts your partner's day on a good note doesn't just say "good morning," it says "you are the first person I thought of when I woke up this morning."

5. Do what you say you're going to do. Be reliable.
Reliability, how boring. Reliability is the reason you buy a Toyota Corolla, not excitement. It's not glamorous or sexy or particularly interesting -- but you know what? When you walk outside in the morning and turn the key you know that sucker is going to start up without a flinch no matter how much it has been through.

A great romantic partner is someone you can count on without having to worry. You know they are going to be there for you when you need it. You know they are going to stand behind you when you need support, beside you when you need a teammate, and in front of you when you need protection. You don't have to wonder if they are going to do what they said they are going to do or if they are going to flake out on you last minute, because they are reliable.

6. Pay close attention and react accordingly. Be thoughtful.
In relationships and in life, I believe many of us overlook the importance of thoughtfulness. Life moves quickly and we often get so wrapped up in our day-to-day routines that we lose sight of how important it is to work to make our significant other happy as well. This includes learning one another's likes and dislikes, supporting each other during difficult times, and encouraging each other during the good times.
It includes paying attention to small details and doing special things accordingly that we know each other will like. Being thoughtful helps us live, connect and love more deeply with others.

7. Be patient with your partner.
Patience is an essential trait in someone we hope to build a strong relationship with. It takes patience to learn about each other and our personality differences. It takes patience to adjust, and to remain kind while they adjust. It takes patience to have productive discussions rather than arguments.
Patience is something that only we can feel -- others may notice it but if you do it right, nobody will actually know you are even being patient because you remain so calm and collected the entire time. Take a deep breath, and allow life to unfold as it should.

8. Be honest.
This is another big one. It may not seem like it, because honesty should be a quality that you express towards everyone in your daily life -- but being honest with a man or woman you care about will show that you respect them enough to be straight up.
Choose your words carefully, don't express your honesty in a way that would hurt feelings, but make sure your partner knows that they will get a straight answer when they come to you for one, no matter what it's about.

9. Make your partner feel safe.
This is not about physical safeness, but also emotional safeness. Just because men enjoy the feeling of physically protecting the woman they love from harm, doesn't mean they don't need to feel safe in their own ways as well.
Some men find it more difficult than others to emotionally open up and express themselves. In order to do so, they need to know they are not going to be judged for their feelings. Safety, in all uses of the word, is important for both partners to feel.

10. Always be willing to compromise.
While of course you should be compatible with your teammate, that doesn't mean that you will automatically love every single thing they love, and vice versa. If you truly care for someone and their happiness, you will be willing to watch, do, see, and experience things they enjoy, as they would do for you in return.
Without compromise, we can easily find our relationships resembling a see-saw with a huge boulder on one side, the distribution never shifts.

In this case, the boulder represents the wants and needs of one partner. There should be an equal amount of balance in order to keep you both happy and satisfied.
Satisfaction and fulfillment in a relationship can only come from forging a strong bond with another. When your hearts beat in unison at night and your thoughts transfer through a simple glance across the room. When you find that, you will understand the small everyday gestures that build this bond are the most important ones of all.

As Robert Brault said: Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Yes..!! Men Need To Work Hard, Even Need To Work Harder To Get That Woman That Has Been Running Through Your Mind, Cos When God created woman he was working later on the 6th day. And an angel came by and said:

"Why spend so much time on that one?" And the Lord answered:
"Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her? She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must
function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands."

The angel was impressed. "Just two hands...impossible! And this is the standard model?

Too much work for one day...wait until tomorrow and then complete her."

"I will not", said the Lord. "I am so close to completing this creation, which will be the favorite of my heart. She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day."

The angel came nearer and touched the
woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft", said the Lord, "But I have also made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome."

"Can she think?" the angel asked.

The Lord answered: "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate."

The angel touched the woman's cheek.
"Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her."

"She is not leaking...it's a tear" the Lord
corrected the angel.

"What's it for?" asked the angel.

And the Lord said, "Tears are her way of
expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."

This made a big impression on the angel;

"Lord, you are genius. You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous!"

"Indeed she is! Woman has strengths that amaze man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions.

She smiles when feeling like screaming.

She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.

She fights for what she believes in. Stands up against injustice. She doesn't take "no" for an answer, when she can see a better solution. She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.

Her love is unconditional. She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.

Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies. But she finds the strength
to get on with life. She knows that a kiss
and a hug can heal a broken heart.

There is only one thing wrong with her…
"SHE FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH."

mrmastermind:


I was young and naïve, was very curious to feel a boob and I touched hers, in rage she grabbed my balls and squeezed them that I started crying pleading for my manhood race.

Lwkmd...

nairalife2013:
I got married early too. I wonder what is wrong with ladies and young married men. If the man doesnt want it they want it for u, they stare at u without blinking, until u do something. They ask u silly questions and more bent on getting u confused than finding thier way! Early in my marriage, I couldn't bear it and my wife used to make comments like hmmm some girls are so gorgeous, if I was a man ... sometimes she would say oboy see booo-bs, chei my husband for used dis 1 like kingsizepillow!, she knows I love light complexion ladies with big t-its well enoff.... we chat like mates wid my wife and she is really raw once in a while as she is lightskin and fully gorgeous...
Single and even married ladies no let young married men rest... wait make small coins enter yur hand and u launch yurself a little machine and get yur wifee a baby suv u will marvel at life and people, esp ladies! Both at work and play and church and in the streets and everywhere! u wont rest ... I think there is something abt young married men that breaks d ladies to pieces no matter the lady's age! U wont believe I hav never bn turned down since I got married! Let alone those that com indirectly and voluntarily. Those ladies that lambast u, dont mind them all, they would slp wid u if just for 1nite if given a private option, and for the guys, well, there are men wid very little machoness they wont understand-forgiv them. Only a few men do dis 1is2one thing. Dont u want to proudly be one of those few? Think abt it dude. I did it before. I dont do again... tho am not praying for any complete-GAMe to run come cross my front either by coincidence or will.
Dont do it. Try selfcontrol. Itz not worth it.

Well Said.. I alwz trust you and your comments..

Although its not meant for me, but I must appreciate your good sense of humor likewise your ways of addressing issues..

Kudos to you sir..

I'm so much happy for this advice you gave to that man over there..!!

Thanks.!

Behind the mask of ice that people wear,
there beats a heart of fire, and moreover, I don’t understand why people cheat, if
you’re not happy, just leave....
*****

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends
and sleep like a baby at night but feel guilty when they go to another barber.

You knew damn well what you were doing.
You knew damn well who you were
breaking

remsonik:
Is this how to write a poem

Abeg help me ask am oh.!!
The thing tire me Ooh.!!

Ariguy:
...chai mehn na comfirm baddo you be jare..please bro if you dnt mind,can you help me with your whatsapp digit,if it's confortable with you,i mean no harm i just want me and you to relate...mehn na baddo u be jare...abeg drop me ur number...dis is mine..08069166851::tnx

Alright fella..

Here it is 08160409454..

Be very confident, BOLD and Fearless, most of all dress neat and smell Good. You Can Buy Hot Ice Body spray

Proceedure:

All you need is to walk up to her and say this "Hello" Don't use "HI BABE" that for high class niggaz like Me (BadOo ! L L)
wait for her response and if she doesn't answer just say
"Hello, Dear dont be rude . . I mean no harm . . I just wanna say hi"
Then tell her. . .if that I sounded rude to you. .am sorry she would respond
immediately, BUT if she respond at your
very "hi" or "Helo" , just fast forward yourself (i did not say run. ho!) just swag yourself go front small and say this "i'm
Dhilariousdandy

use your name) and The first time i saw you , I always know you were created
for a reason Dont let me waste much of
your valuable time . . .What's the name?

I guess you stay down the street? . .(use ur brain if no be street u see her Can we get to talk some other time? . .meanwhile . . .Can You
give out your whatsapp digit? .
. (rush tell her say . .) is that confortable with you?

Alright Dear Take care Of Your Self . .Talk 2 you next time . .

Now give a cool smile gbam . . . .na your hand the remaning ones dey Oh!!....

Goodluck!! this na Part 1 if she agree Part 2 Dey your hand...

Comment your month below. Be honest.

JANUARY - Pretty/handsome, loves to dream, recovers when hurt, Down-to-Earth and stubborn.

FEBRUARY - Easily hurt, gets angry really easily but doesn't shows it.

MARCH - Hardly shows emotions, tends to bottle up feelings.

APRIL - Work well with others, very
confident and sensitive.

MAY - Attracts others and loves attention.

JUNE - loves to make new friends, a great flirt, and more than likely very attractive.

JULY - Takes pride in himself/herself, has reputation, easily emotional, temperamental and unpredictable.

AUGUST - Always a suspect. Playful, mysterious, charming, loves music, a daydreamer, easily distracted. Hates not being trusted.

SEPTEMBER - consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave, fearless, adventurous, loving and caring.

OCTOBER - Loves to chat, lies but doesn't pretend, always making friends, easily hurt but recovers easily, extremely smart, but definitely the hottest and sexiest of them all.

NOVEMBER - Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous, playful, but secretive and independent.

DECEMBER - good-looking, better than all these other months, loyal and generous. Patriotic, competitive in everything, hard to understand, loveable and easily hurt.

Mine Is July...

What About You..

I'm interested sir, I have already gotten my domain...
please whatsapp me 08160409454

Thanks

ℓ̊ am a woman, a complete woman of
substance and grace. ℓ̊ am a woman of style and elegance, also i'll walk with pride and with my head raised very high.

ℓ̊ am also my husband's help mate, with the help of God ℓ̊ am d angel that creates children, ℓ̊ am God's special creation and a mother to all my mates.

ℓ̊ thank God that ℓ̊'m beautiful from head to toe, God i gives u praise. There is no
mistake in my creation. He who created me is worthy to be praised.

ℓ̊ come wit ease and remain a comfort to the world. For making m̶̲̥̅ƹ an angel on earth, ℓ̊ am so grateful. ℓ̊ am also the king's mother and i take care of all. ℓ̊ am the salt of the earth so rejoice with me.

ℓ̊ am different from others, complete in myself and my creation is unique; no one can replace me. my beauty is heaven made for my head is perfectly molded and ℓ̊am a jewel of inestimable value.ℓ̊ am the mostly beads, ℓ̊ am the sweet nectar which is hard to come by.

ℓ̊ am hard to come by and my love cannot
be bought too. Don't ask me how for i
deserve to be pampered because ℓ̊ am the salt of the earth. Without me, there's no conception and recreation. ℓ̊ am the
fulfillment of the creator's mandate on
conception and recreation.

Babies are formed in my womb also my womb is the sole-carrier of children. ℓ̊ ease every child's passage into the world with my blood and the sucking child feeds on my breasts, my back is an haven of comfort and rest for him and I nurse him with utmost care and love.

ℓ̊ am his mother, minder, comforter, teacher and cook, providing healthy food that nurtures him 2 full growth. Without a mother's assistance the child goes through A̶̲̅ lot of hardship and pain. ℓ̊ am not one to be troded upon.

ℓ̊ am happy for being a woman. Thank
you lord..........


DROP YOUR COMMENT, IF YOUR MUM IS REALLY A WOMAN OF SUBSTANCE


One Love Mum..!!!
Wishing you long life and prosperity..!!

Motolank:
A mod whose hand is itching might have banned you......
Are you trying to spin a pretty girl on nairaland? May be his gurl..things like that happens

Lolzz....

Who knows...

Don't know what's wrong with my account, I'm Unable to make use of the comment box....

I can't comment in a thread, even in my own post...

Please can someone tell me the solution??

seunfly:
Oboy, some girls go pick race while some will love to sample it. In truth, the guy will only be gud for sampling , I don't think anybody will want to marry him because nobody will want to play with this kind of koboko often.

Hahahahaha..... Lmao...
No comment please.....