₦airaland Forum

Thechameleon dey pray make this fake news turn to real news. E shock am.

ThatFairGuy1:
[s]We don't win all battles, we lose some and win some.
People have spoken, that's the beauty of democracy. We're Democrats, you won't see us shouting rigged election.

If it were to be other way round, we know how you people will be reacting.

THAT'S THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN US


In all, Congratulations to Obaseki.
we hope he come back home.
HE'LL ALWAYS BE WELCOM[/s]E

Ewedu muslims are electoral failures.. This is just a snippet of 2023 elections. The better south is waking up. Continue insulting the better south, East and IPOB. We like am like that.

Roll call for yoruba ewedu muslims who are currently crying their lungs out..

TheChameleon

ThatfairGuy1

garfiled1

Chukwuibuipob

Sonnobax15

hollah123

Biggesthead6

OPPS


Their lamentations against Ipob and Ibos go full basket today. As dem dey lament, I dey gbadun am.

Anybody ewedu muslims support will always fail just like Awolowo, MKO and Falae.

Roll call for yoruba ewedu muslims who are currently crying their lungs out..

TheChameleon

ThatfairGuy1

garfiled1

Chukwuibuipob

Sonnobax15

hollah123

Biggesthead6

OPPS


Their lamentations against Ipob and Ibos go full basket today. As dem dey lament, I dey gbadun am

UndauntedYOCA:
Have an autopsy carried out on the said guy, whatever result you get afterwards should be presented to the police/court of law. Get a lawyer to advise you on this, it's very important. Ensure whatever conversation you have with the police, staff, doctor is recorded. Make sure you get proper information from the doctor.

The nigerian police will let you go into their station with recorders and phones for secret recording? Are you in Nigeria at all? Or you just want to drop an opinion because everyone is doing same?

sampete:
Sometime ago last year, I gave my girlfriend some money to startup a restaurant business and she has been managing it well without issues.

She was doing so well that in no short time the business expanded, clean working and classy looking environment. Her workers were quite trained and they were neat as regards the preparation of the food they sell.

Trouble started last week. I got a frantic call from one of my Girlfriend's workers and she told me my babe got arrested by the police with some of her workers, she was the only one who eluded them.

I quickly rushed down to meet up with her as she wasn't coherent on phone. Getting there, she told me that earlier that day one of their regular customer came in to eat. According to her, the guy looked sick. He went on to ask for swallow and they served him.

Midway into his meal, this guy brought out some drugs to take and then he finished his meal. Table was cleared but the guy remained seated. Then few minutes later, he was observed to have laid his head on the table, eyes closed and they thought he was sleeping, not knowing the guy has passed off.

After like 30 minutes, one of my babe's worker decided to wake him to leave so that other customers could make use of his chair as everywhere was filled up. She raised the alarm when she tried to wake him and he was not responding. The guy was quickly rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead.

Two hours later, my Girlfriend's restaurant was raided by the police on the suspicion that he poisoned the guy. All the food she cooked that day were seized and taken away for testing. And she and her workers have been in jail since and all efforts to see her has been unsuccessful. They won't let me see her and they won't tell me the results of their investigations so far.

I just don't know what to do. The food they claimed was poisoned was served to others and no one complained of even stomach pains not to speak of dying. I even ate from the food earlier that morning.

The way the whole case is going is so confusing and murky and it seems the guys family are well of and they are looking for someone to blame, innocent or not.

So guys, please what do I do? My girlfriend is all alone, no notable family to speak of, who could come out to help. Her parents are late and she isn't close to her relatives. I'm all she's got.

Let me reveal a secret that works effectively. Go online get a list of emails of newspapers like Punch, Vanguard, national and international human rights organizations like Amnesty International, BehindBars Initiative, JDPC etc. Mail them one after the other. Don't be Lazy about it. Go online and tag Segalinks and other online activists. The Police complaint number is also on line you can chat them up whatsapp.

This matter needs to put on the front bunner and the DPO will be forced to sit up and do his investigative job properly, he will carry that case file to his bed till the truth comes out as his superior officers will be very much interested in the matter. Also find a way to keep the matter posted online till justice is done, else the matter grows cold and some other issues take the frontbunner. Good luck.

francisbiz:
[s]You lack intelligence.
Think before you type.
Mind you I am an Igboman, but sometimes you need to be subtle and calculative to get what you want.

The last I checked, Igbis have become the Chameleon of the rainforest, sabotaging Igbo interests. Did you hear Orji Kalu recently? I know you and your like will clap for him tomorrow when he is in one of those political gatherings[/s]

Ewedu jibiti man stop deceiving your skull, you yorubas are not united. Muric have already destroyed any atom of unity you have. Tinubu and other yorubas have sold you to the north.

yorubas and their usual disunity. They are never united, yet they want presidency.

Which frat did he belong to?

Man die go, woman born another.

Akpaamunsi:
, Oya dead meat done land o

lol..

Una don turn that manchi to vulture?

Anago55:
. That's a Yoruba man talking

talk of dismemberment of this contraption scares hell out of them. yet they have the biggest economy yen yen yen

oloshi

you don get am finish, techmo aka searching4love aka olayemi omidina is a bloody yoruba muslim, always high on oshogbo weed. He thinks we don't remember him.

dins4real:
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A Bachelor's degree in a "science or health related field e.g Chemistry or microbiology" does what make anyone a "Medical Laboratory Scientist". A Bachelor's degree in Medical Laboratory Science (B.MLS) is what makes one a "Medical Laboratory Scientist" or "Scientist" licensed to investigate diseases with laboratory tools and methodologies and write reports to be relayed to other health professionals and patients.

You recruiters should always spell out this properly. If you are ignorant about it, then educate yourselves properly and stop confusing people.

Nice one from the Adah from Igalaland.

If you scratch the cover of this amorphous BRACED group, you'll find that

1) they are anti-Amaechi
2) they are sub-group of APC controlled by jabandit of SW who sees Amaechi as a threat to his already failed presidential ambition.
3) The peter ochei guy from yoruboid/bini origin is not ikwerre is neither qualified to speak for the Ikwerre tribe.
4) jagabandit couldn't get an Ikwerre guy to make this Anti-Ameachi statement because most Ikwerres are either pro-Amaechi or pro-PDP

From the points above, we can make an informed inference on who is beating the drum in the bush for chalartans like peter ochei to dance. We are not all fools.

Hellraiser77:
We ikwerre have half Bini half Yoruba ancestry, we borrowed Igbo language for awhile, we will return it after we learn our Bini/Yoruba language

Bwahahahahahaha! this is hilarious.

wink2015:
ENJOY THE WISDOM OF THE ELDER STATESMAN !

It is the only panacea to peace in Nigeria.

If them do am to yoruba people them go like am?

yorubas only cry about injustice when they are not the ones been pinched. They simply wait for you to die, so they can take what belongs to you. Very vulturistic.

loopman:
I’ve heard your lamentations

When the time comes, even you will thumb print for the APC candidate from SW.

2023 is not far

The next alternative in the absence of the East, is the north. That's the resolve in th majority South (SE and SS). The SW is unfortunately the minority south as things stands. Bitter truth for you to swallow, I guess.

I like him as a gentleman. Too bad that it is not yoruba's turn to produce the president.

He will have to wait till the East, NC and other tribes take their rightful turn in the presidency. If he can live and wait for (200 x 8 ) years, to become president, then he might have a shot.

But we all know that's impossible.

loopman:
Nigeria is a tripod: We have North, West and East?

The North is having it turn right after East (Ebele Azikwe Jonathan)

It’s the turn of the SW.

The Igbos in the East tripod ceded their turn to Ebele Azikwe.

Like I said, argue all you want, mock all you want, wallow in your mischief all you want. The truth have been said, the campaign has taken a life of it's own and[b] the elder statesmen and other men that matters have embraced it[/b]. Yakassai, ACF, Arewa youths, and now Edwin Clark have reiterated the same point.

You yorubas are not very good with swallowing the truth, you are not realists, you are utopian simpletons who choose to romanticize with your own fallacies and deceit in the face of bitter truth.

The SE and SS won't accept another yoruba leader, the northern group are wary of your greed and cutting tinubu (yoruba interests to size), you don't have the numbers, where will you get your votes?

I'm not here to argue with your idealistic utopian proclivities, my campaign is getting to the right quarters regardless of your lamentations. That is all that matters.

There will be no yoruba president before a SE president. It is not your turn.

I told people that many ethno-political jingoisms and ideas started here on Nairaland.

For yoruba to become president again they must allow the SE take their turn. Gloating, insulting and mocking the East will not changing anything.

I'm proud to be in the forefront of this campaign that has now taken a life of it's own.

The yoruba should support the East to take their rightful turn as it is the only way they (yorubas) can only have theirs as they did in 1999 when the East voted yorubas too. Zoning means turn by turn and it is NOT yoruba's turn. yoruba won't be pesident in 2023, but only after they've supported other regions to take their rightful turn. Shikena!

When you use "MUST" when talking to an Igbo man to vote for you, then you are wasting your time. Nobody orders an Igboman around, talk more of a yoruba who can't properly wipe his own arsze.

She is left-handed like me. Nice one.