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Keneking:
Photoshopped images

see how low you apc guys have sunk

So this man really get body odour, eh!

Abeg shut up mumu. Nothing good can come out of a zoo except the freeing of the caged animals.

ddippset:
Wait. Answer is 6.667 minutes. Wait for explanation. Let the capacity of the tank be X. Then the Pipes have flow rates of x/30, x/20 and x/15 per minute respectively. So the total flow rate all working together would be x/30+x/20+x/15=3x/20 lets say litres per minute. Now the time for the 3 would be capacity divided by flow rate = X divided by 3x/20= 20/3=6.667 minutes. CLAP FOR ME!

They were not all turned on at the same time but one minute after the other. The op should tell us which pipe was turned on first and which one was turned on last.

hahn:


I know I got it right.

Answer my own question then if you're such a whiz. Many people came from the north, many from the south, many from the east and many from the west and they all assembled in the middle.

How many people are there?

4

hahn:
10mins

stop guessing

chai

bloodkiller:
omo mad people full nairaland

Say what you want but either Buhari or Satan is lying. Whose word do you trust more between those two?

Satan never lies.

this kind doG sef wey dey speak to only celebrities

HomoSapiien:
[size=15pt] Only a fool won't see that this is a photoshop. [/size]

fool

scribble:
Amosun is an idiot

you are next

uselessgoat:
u and ur generations will forever remain slaves in the zoo cos only a slave begs for freedom to break away

Let us finish colonising Lagos and Abuja first.
Meanwhile, death to the zoo.

We support anything that gives headache to the zoo.

free bombs

ekafine:
They never born the fulani that will try this nonsense in Akwaibom

or anywhere else in the world
it's a curse to be yoruba

willow0802:
I'm igbo and i love some Yoruba food too (hey, im being sincere here)... My friend's girlfriend who is Yoruba cooks very well, although nt like the traditional yoruba woman who speaks and mingles with yorubas only, she is what we call the modern Yoruba lady, very pretty, By the way my friend is igbo, i noticed a growing trend of inter ethnic marriages between igbo and Yoruba.

you have a yoruba girlfriend
Sorry

Offemmannu - oily soup from South West

Nkwobi

Errand boy ministry.

dor75:
If owning coins is classified as being rich, good for u.

Stop derailing this thread.

dor75:
And u think u r rich?

Not think. I am extremely rich.

buhari is not working

dor75:
Op

What's the fun in you going out to eat what u can cook?

That's what I used to say when I was poor.

MayorofLagos:
Those who will jump in and open thread begging Seun and mods to deal with tribalism are no where to be found to denounce this thread now. Even the mods andSeun himself are in limbo and dont see fit to remove and punish this op. Soon as Yoruba boys respond in kind and open demeaning threads about Ibo, advocates against tribalism, bigotry will flood in begging mods to act.

So yoruba food is demeaning?

ThePeacemaker:
The first food looks like a poor child's poo while the Second ,like a rich child's poo

So you are one of those burger eaters, eh!

ThePeacemaker:
I quess the food was poisoned

Yes, amala is poison.

Zoharariel:
To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.

Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunder bolt.

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

shamelessness. When has not knowing how to cook good food become an act of war?

Family of five die after eating amala in Ondo state

Bolorunduro village in Ondo State was thrown into mourning last Wednesday when a family of five died after eating amala (yam flour).

The names of the deceased were given as Michael Onoja, 56; his wife, Comfort 42, Monday,24; Patience, 21; and the eight-year-old grandchild, Joy Odoh.

A police source told our correspondent that when Onoja returned from his farm on the fateful day, he instructed his daughter, Patience, to prepare amala for the family to eat.


The source said, “Some hours after the meal, Joy, who was spending the holidays with the family started complaining of stomach pain and shortly after, slumped. She died later at a nearby government hospital.”

It was learnt that the little girl was buried the following day.

The source said, “Few hours after Joy was buried, other members of the family started having stomach pains and were rushed to the hospital.

It was at the hospital that Onoja told his neighbours that the family ate amala, and that they had not eaten any other food after that. He and the family members died one after the other shortly after that.”

The source said the corpse of the deceased had been deposited at the mortuary of the state Specialist Hospital, Akure while autopsy had yet to be conducted.

Meanwhile, Public Relations Officer of the state police command, Mr, Aremu Adeniran, said the police had commenced investigation into the incident.

He said, “The matter had been transferred to the State Criminal Investigation Department in order to ensure proper investigation.”


Source: https://www.nairaland.com/1032363/five-die-after-eating-amala

Please compare these two dishes and tell me which one you will choose. Honestly.

Even my dog will reject that amala nonsense.

elbaraj001:
can u justify dat pls?

Have faith.

DaBullIT:
I will remind you or not

No need. Satan can't be wrong.