₦airaland Forum

Tribal jokes?

Satan came to me last night and said: "Alfa my son, Buhari will once again break his promise and appoint no ministers this month."
I said : "Lord Satan, how can this be?"
Then I woke up.

My Lord has never been wrong or I would have denounced Him.

buhari is useless

ibkgab001:
Singing ...1...2.....3


Christian ma ti wa simi
Gbo bi angeli re n wi
Ni arin Ota lo wa
Ma a sora


Igbo attack from the east
Fulani attack from the north
And we live in the west
Can the south rescue us ? No
In God we trust

Eiyaah!

Na doGwin

Lol.

I love you Satan.

timothydare:
Is Satan your God?

Is jesus your doG?

Nicepoker:
how did u escape from captivity

Satan saved me.

FriedPlantain:
You need sense bro, seriously.

I'm alive by the grace of Satan
The senseless ones are dying

Thank you Satan
People need more sense.

Yoruba's fault

go school, you no gree

When coward dodges a fight, he claims that he was held back by someone separating the fight

Dennygirl:
and who is talking of tribe here?

you,

the otapiapia cop out is practiced by one particular tribe

Dennygirl:
go take otapiapia,you wouldnt be missed at all.

I am not from that tribe

dammytosh:
Who cares

Apparently, you care enough to respond.

Ibori was walking free in Nigeria.

Yes, I do.

101: Because you are Igbo.

mathskill:
Killing in Nigeria started on the night Nzeogwu and his igbo bretheren massacred a sitting prime minister,Northern and Yoruba political and Military figures.

lies
nzeogwu is south south and his companion is Yoruba

yoruba lying media wanted us to believe they freed mr falae
shameful tribe

baralatie:
why naaaa!

Because he cheated on her. http://arsenalaction.com/2010/11/06/arsene-wenger-accused-of-having-secret-affair-with-french-rapper/

The guy can't even count on his own people. Only one yoruba. Cowardice kept the others at home.

DFemaleBoss:
That woman is a nut case. She needs to learn how to mind her biz, am sure she's a Yoruba woman.

"You Jamaicans are trouble makers" why would she even make that statement?

In as much as I agree with you, the guy has no right to hit the woman. The woman should do the right thing and press charges against the guy. For those saying his gang would retaliate, it is only empty threats like "doG will punish you" and all such nonsense.
If there were any Nigerians in that bus when that happened and they did nothing, shame on them. As much as I hate yoruba, I won't let any foreigner humiliate a fellow Nigerian like that and do nothing.

yoruba jealousy.

ibedun:
My YORUBA brothers!! Let's think and act like the brave Igbos for once! Haba! Let's act like our brave warrior eastern brothers.

Go out and get the nearest cassava stick, let us face the Fulani and the Nigerian Army without preparation and weapons. Let us go and fight on empty stomach without any food in storage. The Fulani farms in the North should continue supplying us with food even though we are fighting them. Let us lose 3 million Yoruba lives to show the world we are brave!! See my brothers the whole world will respect our bravery and will not observe our stupidity. Even if we gain nothing and our towns, villages and cities are destroyed by this war we can show the world that we can hold the Nigerian army for 3 years.

Nobody will dare look us in the eyes and call us stupid. In fact they will worship our bravery the way Igbos are respected the world over. Our pride would be restored by the special phrase "no victor no vanquished".

Please do not drag the Igbos into your cowardice.

And e give am im wife as kola?

omitooguns:
....i laff...which is more close to removed from office "Hinder" or "Charged with ..."


wen "charge with..." he may still execute his duty....bt wen "Hindered" he surely cant do anytin in office


do let argue it....that word "hinder" is broad....


Like i said, i no study English 4 Sch...u wan build house ? Call me

He certainly wasn't doing much in his office today.

Seun:
compare the definition in bigass' post (which she doesnt seem to understand) with the op's definition.

You are on your own on this. Abeg swallow your oga-on-top pride and unban the guy. He just enlightened most of your forum members today.

omitooguns:
i dey laff in Yoruba ooo


Op u r correct bt we Nigerians are more correct..

...going by bigass 's definition of d word, u r nt correct according to no. 1 meaning..."Hinder"...


.so, Impeached from office could then be re-written as Hindered from Office...which makes Mr Seun correct....



I didnt study English....bt i was taught wen d dictionary gives a list of meaning, the first meaning is d most appropriate...


mr seun pls unban am...he has pleaded guilty

He was hindered but not removed. Illiterates everywhere.

Seun please promote the op to mod. He get sense pass these your button pushers.