EastanPower:

Why must you bring IPOB into everything

Please how did you do that cancellation stuff?...
I'll rili appreciate it if you direct me on how to do it...
Thanks

This his face sha, did he just wake up from sleep?....


And he looks malnourished too...

godfirstawe:



Na wa ooo

I drove past the area this evening going to zone 6.

I saw people gathering around a bro run in vehicle..never knew a soul was lost.

It is well

Bros na so o

Lalasticlacla .....this is important pls..make it front page o.

Thanks..

menix:
Blood of John...

Did the bus explode for the fire to ve caught up wiv him irrespective of his legs or just that other passengers were females or just selfish..

See no reason why other passengers did not go to help him if the bus did not explode.

RIP sir...

Such a sad way to die but such won't be my portion nd urs...


@OP, abeg put VIEWERS DISCRETION abeg..

Ok..I will

A man has been been burnt to death along muterla Mohammed high way by culvert, calabar.

The incident which happened around 4:30pm today had a bus coming from watt market to eight miles burnt, although the driver and other passengers managed to escape, with injuries,and were rushed to the hospital but this man was said to have issues with his leg and could not rush out of the car and was caught up with the fire, and was burnt to death..the security men are around to keep thee place calm....


May this never be our portion I JESUS NAME..


See photos below

iykekelvins:
You aint required tho..

But your relatives need to be there sha.. Are they not happy their niece is. Getting married.

From the look of things, they are not happy...

I tell you out of experience

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My sister is about to wed, and who to invite bothers her a lot....

I told her I could get advice for her from my friends on Nairaland.


The issue goes like this, we have a very large family,lots of uncle and aunts, lots of cousins, first cousin, second cousin etc, lots of relatives too...

Although we are not that rich, but am proud to say that we are not poor either. Atleast we live in our own house, and my dad can boast of a Honda accent...but my other uncles and relatives are more richer than we are..

The riches of my uncles And aunts makes them behave somehow and even their children tends to be very ill mannered..at some point we had to stop visiting them, reasons being that when you go visiting,only the parents will try to be nice, the children are always so dump and supercilious, they dnt look cheerful, they dnt even gist, they go to their various rooms and you end up sitting alone like one rejected scrap car..if you make a mistake of sleeping there, then dnt expect a good morning from any of them, rather you will be the one to greet ur juniors good morning..

Talking about events, the. Previous events we had like my elder sister and elder brothers wedding, we invited them, they'll come late, they won't want to eat and they will look for somewhere very far and seat, my mum is always looking at their face and this provokes me and my siblings..

This my sister always feel the same way like I do, and she is about to wed,

I know its easy to marginalise friends,but when it comes to family, there must always be a rethink..she does not want to invite people who will not be happy for her, of which I know they are not happy, especially now that my sister is getting married to a senior medical doctor, just like my eldest sister did,.she says she needs pple that will be happy for her, she is feeling that this may bring problem in the family...

So fellow nairalanders, I sincerely need your advice on this..I and my sister will really appreciate you..thanks.

Cc: lalasticlacla

Also: seun

My sister is about to wed, and who to invite bothers her a lot....

I told her I could get advice for her from my friends on Nairaland.


The issue goes like this, we have a very large family,lots of uncle and aunts, lots of cousins, first cousin, second cousin etc, lots of relatives too...

Although we are not that rich, but am proud to say that we are not poor either. Atleast we live in our own house, and my dad can boast of an Honda accent...but my other uncles and relatives are more richer than we are..

The riches of my uncles And aunts makes them behave somehow and even their children tends to be very ill mannered..at some point we had to stop visiting them, reasons being that when you go visiting,only the parents will try to be nice, the children are always so dump and supercilious, they dnt look cheerful, they dnt even gist, they go to their various rooms and you end up sitting alone like one rejected scrap car..if you make a mistake of sleeping there, then dnt expect a good morning from any of them, rather you will be the one to greet ur juniors good morning..

Talking about events, the. Previous events we had like my elder sister and elder brothers wedding, we invited them, they'll come late, they won't want to eat and they will look for somewhere very far and seat, my mum is always looking at their face and this provokes me and my siblings..

This my sister always feel the same way like I do, and she is about to wed,

I know its easy to marginalise friends,but when it comes to family, there must always be a rethink..she does not want to invite people who will not be happy for her, of which I know they are not happy, especially now that my sister is getting married to a senior medical doctor, just like my eldest sister did, she says she needs pple that will be happy for her, she is feeling that this may bring problem in the family...
So fellow nairalanders, I sincerely need your advice on this..I and my sister will really appreciate you..thanks.
Cc: lalasticlacla
Also: seun

God send me helpers....

Taking myself as an example, I hate sitting that long in church services, especially when it exceeds four hours....I dnt know if its a sin o, because I get so tired....


And I can't walk out of the church when the service is not over for the fear of not having an accident on my way back, not getting myself into one or two trouble and other fears like that just because I neglect the presence of God...


I love churches that spend atleast 3 hrs in a service...

The question is 'am I normal?'

"Dnt I love the presence of God?'

'Do you love long church services?'


I need ur help...

Is it the HIV guy in shuga naija?

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OMG!!! 16 Girls Gets Pregnant After Teenager Ejaculates In Pool


16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong, reports the Tallahassee Herald this morning. A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men attending the birthday celebration ejaculated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.
“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration. “It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant. The young man claims there was no s*x at the party at all and that he only ejaculated in the pool by accident.
“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild s*x orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes,” says the 15 year old. “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere.
Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes the young man has a rare medical condition calledspermafortiswhich makes his semen unusually potent. “Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer fromspermafortishave sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.

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How many of us has ever done this?, if you have then you were my brother in POVT.

If you have, click on like, if you have not, click on share

Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:



1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not replying back to an elder
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished
11. Not greeting visitors
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset
16. Eating at the neighbour's home
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
26.Stumbling and falling when walking
27.Eating the left over food of our visitors....

Add yours....

ogaprime:
Small money fiaam!! Dem don bleach. Women and bleaching be like bread and butter

You never can tell o.....maybe na suffer bin make her skin look dim and dull, maybe due to hustling under the sun or something....

Now she goes under less sun, eats good food, have good rest, air condition house to air condition car,....sotherefore any good cream will transform her from beast to beauty....


So shut ur smel.ly Mouth up...

FULL
Chelsea vs Manchester City
Reading vs West Brom/Peterborough
Watford vs Leeds
Shrewsbury Town vs Manchester United
Blackburn Rovers vs Liverpool/West Ham
Tottenham vs Crystal Palace
Arsenal vs Hull City
Bournemouth vs Everton






Either manchester city or chelsea must be eliminated, that way my man united will have the upper hand in this trophy this year...

But first click like if you think VAN GAAL must go

Click share if you think VAN GAAL should stay..

Some girls are just so lucky


See Amara wia I bin know o....


God give me my own star wife o..

Amen

This womans pregnancy has bin a hit back to back, from First year to second year to third year to last year ...may this baby excell back to back ti the world recognizes the baby...

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Her lips though...hmmm
No insult ment sha..
Look at it again too

Isong oyonumoh Ekpenyong

Sex: male

Occupation: Medical Laboratory Scientist (Chemical Pathology)

Family : Born into the family of Mr and Mrs Oyonumoh Ekpenyong.

Born and brought up in calabar,cross river state.

Education : Estate secondary school Ikot Ansa Calabar , and later changed to community secondary school, Iko Esai , Akamkpa, Cross river state and finally Ewang Comprehensive Secondary School, Ewang, Mbo Local Government, Akwa Ibom state

University Education: university of Calabar, Cross River State. (Bachelor of Medical Laboratory science BMLS 2019)

Birthday: 12th may

Isong Ekpenyong hails from Uboro Oro village in Urue Offong Urugo local government area of Akwa Ibom State, Nigeria.

Email : isongoe@gmail.com

Work Experience: Medical Laboratory consultant/ Optimizer @ jhpiego (TMEC-RISE project) February 2020 and still running

Expert in the following :
HIV/AIDs programming
Viral load sample collection, storage and transportation.
RADET file manipulation.
DHIS manipulation
RTRI analysis
CD4 analysis
DBS for HIV analysis
HIV counseling and testing services

General Medical Laboratory services
Etc.