INTROVERT:
The thing about brain teasers is that at times the answers are within.


word=4
yet=3
Although=8
then=4
rarely=6
never=5

still many won't get it.


op try harder cos you are not as smart as you think.... lol

Do you really have hand work?

Because the rate at which u act on NL, will soon make some pple Jobless....

I dnt compete with kolos....

ayobase:


that was easy to see....no mind d olodo OP.

I did not see this coming....
I for no try am....

You need brains....and you need it back to back ti respect take over

You will get a like from me if you get the answer correct......

Oya na..let's go

Make this women cool down na! Haba!!!

Even if na person die, after one year sef u no go cry again ...

I see this as an avenue to loot money from the federal govt. Every year ...

Wait, u will see this happening again next year .

This women be like "God make them no release our girls o, make we for come de cry collect money every year ....

omotayo51:

buhari here, buhari there... won't you people dis man alone. I wonder y pple do not see anything good in this man... we are all Nigerian, if we keep saying negative things toward his government, we cant move forward. let us face the fact Jonathan is a failed man... if buhari does not receive the support that is needed , he will fail and we nigerian will suffer for it ... apart from the APC tin, i strongly believe in him as a man with goodwill... let forget the party nonsense and let us work with him.at least he is the president for now... and nothing anybody can do about it...let us not also forget he is human as u.... chibok girls will be found.... GOD BLESS NIGERIA....

Posts like this makes stupidity to take over me...


When GEJ was there, did GMB see him as a human like all of us?....was he not thinking he should be a superman?


I am yet to see the payment of 5000 to the old ...
Launch to primary school pupils....
My broda e no easy o...

Abeg receive brain back to back bros....

I love you GEJ

Blame GEJ

Then you are bound to become a begger

That's my mentor.... Pls sir forgive us for putting our country in the hands of a tyrant....

We are waiting for you to declare come 2019!!

May you live long sir....

omoh50:
But less fool like u

But you get mind to put that Shi.t o....


Kids every where in NL.

omoh50:
But less fool like u

But you get mind yo pot that Shit o....

Kids every where in NL.

kossyablaze:
A dictator in a democratic clothing

Is he the #Tyrant buhari I heard about while in the states?

Terrible man

Rossikk:
You wonder why he did not rig the elections? Thank goodness you are a nobody, rather than a politician, with such an evil, reprobate, retrogressive mindset.

Must you always be this brainless....


Receive brain back to back ti knowledge take over...

Since I came back from the states, I have bin hearing about this buhari....
If I may ask, who is Buhari?

Since I came back from the states, I have bin hearing about this buhari....
If I may ask, who is Buhari?

Blame GEJ....

If Buhari falls down and die one day, I will blame GEJ....
That seat is too big for Buhari...
I wonder why he did not rig that election...
Now see what he ha caused this #Tyrant B

OP, you must be a fool....

If that's you on that ur profile, then I see why he cheats on you....
You need surgery

#Tyrant Buhari....
When he cannot arrest Abubakar Shekau....

I just pray Tompolo behave like Shekau....
Boko haram moving freely everywhere,
Tompolo being hunted....

God punish #Tyrant B

That part of the body is a multi functional , multi troublesome part...


Go to bed with a itchy a$s, and you will definitely wake up with smelly fingers....bet me

Sometimes I sit and wonder why all the things that makes one happy and also make one enjoy his limited live always being said to be dangerous...


Below are some examples....

1 .Eat sugar : causes diabetes


2. Eat junk food : causes obesity

3. Drink alcohol : sin, causes weak erection..

4. Smoke cigarette : causes cancer, sin

5. Drink cold water : causes cough,pneumonia

6. Have unprotected sex : sin, HIV/AIDs,STI, unwanted pregnancy, STD

7. Eat fried food : too much calories

8.Drive speed : accident

9. Dnt read : fail exams

10. Make too much money: it Is easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven

11: don't pay tithe :robbing God

12 : drink coke, fanta,malt etc : diabetes....


When will sweet things of life come without bad consequences...

Add your own my guys....

Can somebody tell me why I should not marry an half cast?

It was really interesting listening to a lady who gave the story of her husband whom she married as a virgin....

She said that while they were digging it out, that was after enough stress teaching him how to get it right, after a while of having digged the well, He started to shout, I want to pee! I want to pee,

But the lady said she told him pee inside here, pee inside here,

The man looking shy, turned and looked at us and said to us....boys, if you are a virgin, stay dat way o. Telling us that it was a good feeling, and that it had a lot of pride in it.....




And I so agree with him..

stupidity:
y are u attacking him back to back?

And you quoted me back to back

lilzcee:
This happened last year when my family and i went to a night vigil, i was in my seat, praying when, the man of God called me out infront of the congregation, he said, i suffered from one disease like that, that almost claimed my life, he was right buh the disease was not serious, it was just a facial problem due to too much changing of cream, he asked me whether is true or false, i said yes, buh my father said No, meanwhile i was a chronic stammerer, i wanted to explain what happened, the words didn't come, i tired forcing myself buh i only said facial problem, the pastor told me to go and sit down, this happened in front of the congregation, i felt ashamed of myself, i went inside with my face bowed down, we finished everything and went home, my father ask me, can't i talk? I was like WTF, he should know by now that am a chronic stammerer, i regret coming to that night vigil

Take this thrash to RELIGION section..
And stop being foolish back to back.

Daraph:
Has Nairaland and co. Captivated your mind... I guess you're currently in church and you are posting here...


Nah everyone wey dey bet shop be Christians.


Gerrara here mehn.

Look at ya time, its almost 11 0'clock...

Went for 8am service, and am back...

You smell like a gambler...back to back

Drabeey:
Google

Google referred me to ask the question here....

Google was like "Ask it on Nairaland Forum"

The alarming rate at which our youths and even some of our adult spend at betting centers every sunday from morning till kick off time for football betting is really a thing of worry...


I went to church around 8am, and while passing through winas bet, it was as if a politician was campaigning there with a lot of money.
The crowd was far more than those in some of our churches....

What is betting turning our youths and parents into,,,why are they neglecting the gathering of Gods people?..

No wonder they will never win....

Is this really end time? When the love for the things of God will wax cold, and the love for Gambling will wax HOT..

LARRYDKING:
Baba, I'll love to hear ur experience. U seem to be a professional in exam failure which has led to people consulting u. Op, u're born to be great.

very unique.

Back to back babyyy

People do ask me, Diamonddris how can I fail exams without stressing my self too much..I tell them relax, sit down and read this..

15 ways of failing exams without stress.


1. Sleeping early and waking up very late.


2.Watching movie all through the eve of such exams.

3. Going to night clubs and getting drunk on the eve of the exams...this really helped me.

4. Going to school, but not attending lectures..it helps too.

5. Writing rubbish in ur answer booklet.

6. Writing nothing in your answer booklet.

7. Threatening to beat the lecturer in which you are writting his course the next day..it helped me too..

8. Going to the exams hall 5mins to stoppage time.

9. Writing rubbish and sorting the wrong person.

10. Not Writing your name in your answers script.

11.Not submitting your answer script.

12. Being caught in exams malpractice.

13. Not reading atall for the exams...

14. Thinking that ur uncle in agric department will help you pass CHM 111 in the dept. Of medical lab science even if u wrote rubbish..this one really helped me a lot..

15. Add your own.


If you do all this and you dnt fail, hold me responsible..

But if it works, never forget to say Baba I thank you, Oluwa nagode..

Although I am yet to graduate, but my bad bad things don pile up...


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There are really SIX MILLION WAYS TO DIE...choose one.

Come! Egbo Olamide, if you want the car, come and collect it

Come! Egbo Olamide, if you want the car,come and collect it