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I love MAN UNITED...
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The English premier league kick start its 2016/2017 season today....let's know the club u support .... I rep. MANCHESTER UNITED.... Where my united fans dem deh? Hit like if u are a MAN. UNITED fan..... Hit share if you are not... Then tell us what u represent...
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Angels kisses anytime of the day.. If you can lick and suck why can't you kiss in the morning [/quote]But clean pvs$y is sometimes odorless.....compared to A verry smelly mouth.........I bet you that some pu$$ies smells better than some girls mouth |
Some persons mouth can smell very bad when they wake up in the morning, while others have a mild bad mouth odor....although am not married, but I wonder how married couples or lovers feel when they kiss the unbrushed mouth of each other.... Please I want nairalanders to tell me their experience when they did it...for matured minds alone...
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Joke of the day. Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a storey building. Their conversation went as follows: 1st friend: Omo e b lyk say na me dat babe dey blow kiss 2nd friend: Guy leave dat one jare, no mind am (then d lady signaled to him to come) 1st friend: Omo d babe dey kal me sha 2nd frnd: Ogbeni, no go 1st frnd: Y u go tell me make I knw go. Fyn babe lyk dat dey kal me, u say make I no go 2nd frnd: Guy abeg no go, no go(feeling pity) (The friend ignored him and went over to d lady, she went to meet him nd dey both went upstairs. Suddenly as dey were abt to have fun, dey heard a car honking) Lady on opening d window) ha! Dats my husband1st frnd: Yeh! Mo gbe Lady: Dnt worry, jst pretend lyk u re d laundry man nd iron these cloths (pointing at a heap of cloths) (dis guy spent d whole day ironing clothes cos d husband Neva left ome dat day again. The next day he went over to his friend's place) 1st friend: Omo, shey u knw say na cloth I iron thru out yesterday 2nd friend: Shebi I tell u make u no go. All dat cloth wey u iron so, na me WASH AM. 1st friend: WHAT!!! |
Joke of the day. Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a storey building. Their conversation went as follows: 1st friend: Omo e b lyk say na me dat babe dey blow kiss 2nd friend: Guy leave dat one jare, no mind am (then d lady signaled to him to come) 1st friend: Omo d babe dey kal me sha 2nd frnd: Ogbeni, no go 1st frnd: Y u go tell me make I knw go. Fyn babe lyk dat dey kal me, u say make I no go 2nd frnd: Guy abeg no go, no go(feeling pity) (The friend ignored him and went over to d lady, she went to meet him nd dey both went upstairs. Suddenly as dey were abt to have fun, dey heard a car honking) Lady on opening d window) ha! Dats my husband1st frnd: Yeh! Mo gbe Lady: Dnt worry, jst pretend lyk u re d laundry man nd iron these cloths (pointing at a heap of cloths) (dis guy spent d whole day ironing clothes cos d husband Neva left ome dat day again. The next day he went over to his friend's place) 1st friend: Omo, shey u knw say na cloth I iron thru out yesterday 2nd friend: Shebi I tell u make u no go. All dat cloth wey u iron so, na me WASH AM. 1st friend: WHAT!!! |
Pyno30:Is it ur problem...or are you the problem? And I the ploblemee? |
Thunder fire you @OP |
Pple like this should be killed, and their bodies sent to the university as cadavers...we need dead bodies in GROSS labs o.. Let's wait and see what Mugabe has to say about this... |
ollymoore:You must be a vision Seer.... That first pix u r seeing there just happened dear... At Adibe dibe... Pls wash ur face.. |
Let me. Start by. Saying this, Please If you are a cultist, you hAve nothing to gain out of it, below is the picture of how your fellow cultist that died in calabar... Two cult groups clashing in calabar and killing themselves by bursting their heads with Axe.... As it stands, 8 of them are reported to have died by head and brain bursting... If you want to live, please stay away from cult... Below Are the graphic photos
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annnikky:Lol....lmao....I no knw Nneka o... Am fine dear...how is ur thursday going? |
Chai!!! NIger DElta Avengers has entered calabar o.....see blood....... Where is Buhari? |
[/quote]But clean pvs$y is sometimes odorless.....compared to A verry smelly mouth.........I bet you that some pu$$ies smells better than some girls mouth
on opening d window) ha! Dats my husband