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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Shows Otedola's Monaco Mansion (Photos) by Dickjo(m): 10:44am On May 24, 2022
Bestblog:
Florence Otedola, popularly known as DJ Cuppy, a Nigerian disc jockey, has shared a photo of her billionaire father, Femi Otedola's, home in Monte-Carlo, Monaco.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CdbaqqfsOPs/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

..rubbbbish..i use to yansh this babe way back....she one of my ex, i swaaaar! (no ofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: Two Beautiful Ladies Fight At Fuel Station In US Till Their Breasts Fall Out - V by Dickjo(m): 10:38am On May 24, 2022
JoshuaDoku:
Two beautiful ladies in the US have turned a certain fueling station into their boxing arena as they exchanged blows over an unknown issue.

In a video we have intercepted, the two ladies were seen exchanging words at a fueling station supermarket.


There couldn't be an understanding between them as the argument escalated into a serious fight and they both had to show their worth in terms of physical power.

They fought and scattered things around at the fueling station till their two Oranges on their chest fell out and they looked unbothered about it.

Their colleagues instead of restoring peace stood and watched them while they fight.

It was a hell experience for the ladies.

Watch the interesting video below;


https://allgistroom.com/two-beautiful-ladies-fight-at-fuel-station-in-us-till-their-b00bs-fall-out-video/

angry
Romance / Re: Is Linda Ikeji Still Single? by Dickjo(m): 10:37am On May 24, 2022
Resurrection212:
I'm wondering if she is still single I send her message on Instagram she haven't reply me since yesterday.

keeep wondarrrin sir....an how/were do u wanto find moiney to toast her?....sellin petrol?(no ofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: Is Linda Ikeji Still Single? by Dickjo(m): 10:36am On May 24, 2022
Resurrection212:
I'm wondering if she is still single I send her message on Instagram she haven't reply me since yesterday.

angry
Politics / Re: A Nigerian Taxi Driver Picks Peter Obi In UK, Drives Him Free Of Charge (Photos) by Dickjo(m): 9:45am On May 24, 2022
FactBoyz:
A Nigerian taxi driver, Antony Erhunmwunse picks up His Excellency while he was waiting for Taxi in London today. He drove him free of charge to No. 10 Downing Street; UK.



https://mobile.twitter.com/ObiSupport/status/1528698387989766145


ok who in the bloooomin name of MrCork is Peter ropi?.....we dont no him here in london sir!!(no ofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: "I Tried A Sex Doll And It Was The Best Masturbation Experience I've Ever Had" by Dickjo(m): 9:25am On May 24, 2022
Beautygoddesss:
thank GOD say i nor fat.rather remain single tha date this disgusting Dickjo Am a slim fine babe nowhere close 2 fatness u r suppose 2 no through my face,but u dnt see it cuz u r blind.ur eye aren't working.answer my question na WHAT IS GAOL?
if u r even a real londoner yet u cnt speak good english
MR OOFENISEgringringrin

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Romance / Re: Sex: This Is What Men Think About Mostly!!! by Dickjo(m): 8:57am On May 24, 2022
Islandlady:
Seriously! Sex is what most men think about everyday of their life! Men think about sex all day long undecided even the so called redpillars

Most times, I'd have different male friends I wish to remain good friends with but all they will be thinking about is how to have sex with me, too bad embarassed

Men pls think about something else apart from sex!!! T for thanks grin





corrrection...I never tink about sexxx , i tink about BJ...they aint the same....u dont belif me, ask Nmezor!!(no oofeinse) angry

Romance / Re: Sex: This Is What Men Think About Mostly!!! by Dickjo(m): 8:55am On May 24, 2022
Islandlady:
Seriously! Sex is what most men think about everyday of their life! Men think about sex all day long undecided even the so called redpillars

Most times, I'd have different male friends I wish to remain good friends with but all they will be thinking about is how to have sex with me, too bad embarassed

Men pls think about something else apart from sex!!! T for thanks grin




angry
Romance / Re: "I Tried A Sex Doll And It Was The Best Masturbation Experience I've Ever Had" by Dickjo(m): 8:45am On May 24, 2022
highdeeme:
For a long time, I was curious about what it would be like to masturbate using a sex doll. I'm not gonna lie, the idea of using a blow-up doll to get myself off made me feel a bit like a deviant, but I was also intrigued.

So, one afternoon, I took the plunge and ordered myself a sex doll. And let me tell you, it was the best masturbation experience I've ever had. If you're curious about what it's like to masturbate with a sex doll, keep reading. This post is for you.

In an article for Marie Claire, one woman details her experience using a sex doll for masturbation and how it was the best experience she's ever had. According to her, the doll was realistic enough that it felt like she was having sex with another person. She also liked that she could control the doll's movements, which made it feel even more realistic.

If you're looking for a new and exciting way to masturbate, consider using a sex doll. You might be surprised at how good it feels!


Sex dolls are, quite simply, dolls made for sex. They can be made from a variety of materials, but most are fashioned from silicone or latex for a life-like feel. And while they come in all shapes and sizes, their primary function is the same: to provide a body for you to have sex with. Some people use sex dolls to help them get over a breakup, while others use them to explore their kinks and fetishes. But one thing is for sure: using a sex doll is one of the best ways to have an amazing masturbation experience.

A sex doll can never replace the intimacy of a real partner, it can definitely come close. What we love about using a sex doll is that you can experiment with different positions, angles, and speeds without feeling self-conscious or judged. You're in control, and you can go at your own pace. You can also customize your sex doll to look however you want, which is a huge plus. If you're not into real-life curves, you can have a sex doll that's completely toned and sculpted to your liking. Plus, they never get tired!

The benefits of masturbating with a sex doll are many. First, using a sex doll allows you to have an intensely realistic experience. You can make the doll do whatever you want, and it feels just like the real thing. Second, using a sex doll eliminates any fear of getting pregnant or of contracting an STI. You can have as much safe and healthy fun as you want without having to worry about anything.

Using a sex doll can help you learn more about your own body and sexual preferences. You can experiment with different positions, textures, and speeds to find what feels best for you. Finally, using a sex doll is just plain fun! It's a great way to spice up your masturbation routine and add some excitement to your life.

While many people report having amazing experiences with sex dolls, there are some potential disadvantages you should be aware of before making your purchase. For starters, sex dolls can be quite expensive. They can also take up a lot of space, so if you're tight on storage space, this may not be the best option for you.

Perhaps the biggest downside to using a sex doll is that some people find that they can become addictive. If you're using your doll primarily for solo play, it's important to keep in mind that you don't want to rely on it too heavily as it could lead to sexual dysfunction down the road.


Masturbation with a sex doll is the new gold standard We think so. While we can't speak for everyone, we can say that the experience was mind-blowing for us and it felt unlike anything else we've tried before.

We highly recommend giving it a go if you're looking to take your masturbation game up a notch – you won't regret it!


true..sexx doll is the best sir .;.they are sweet like lightskin & halfcast women cheesy
....... but unlike our nigeria women, they dont complain & they dont giv streees. infat, i rather sleeep wit sexx doll than to near that fat Beautygoddesss or that semi-fat Uniquetani1 !!!(no oofeinse)
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Science/Technology / Re: Asteroid Twice World's Tallest Building Will Pass Through Earth On Friday (Pics) by Dickjo(m): 11:37pm On May 23, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:




Source: Daily Mail

yea..it will pass tru sokoto state stop near enugu b4 makin u torn near lagos! (no ofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 10:45pm On May 23, 2022
Beautygoddesss:
oga respect is reciprocal.if u cnt respect me or urself.dnt expect me 2 respect u.ewwww who want to date u?? Tufiakwa GOD FORBID BAD THING(real talk.am not insulting u just telling i can never want to have a chance to date. Thats disgusting 4 me.if u wannabe be respected,respect others.stop showcasing u are a londoner.my cousin is a londoner.i can go whenever i chose 2.he's here with me.the only tin is when u r in london.hope u are making it good there?
london nor epp anybody)
see yah.byeee

Beautygoddesss:. which london u talkin about? u cousin aint in any london so quit lyin
.i bet u cannnot even under stand my queeens english innnnit. do u even no wot innit mean? (no ofeinse) undecided
Phones / Re: How Do I Check To Know All The Numbers Registered With My NIN by Dickjo(m): 8:56pm On May 23, 2022
enesexy:
go to the nin office and they will print another copy for you with 1k.

how much? smiley
Romance / Re: Is Anything Wrong In Dating A Taller Lady Or A Shorter Guy by Dickjo(m): 8:55pm On May 23, 2022
Asceleb16:
As a matured guy or lady, do you see anything wrong in a guy dating a taller lady or a lady dating a shorter guy Have you ever done such? How was the relationship?


Share your opinion and experience.


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Romance / Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 8:34pm On May 23, 2022
Beautygoddesss:
who be dis one.wjavascript:void(0); undecidedho u help.have been 2 london so wats ur problem.if u be londoner who e epp.u just dey show urself.i nor want ur dirty money.OLOSHO!!!!

sweery u never beento london b4 so tecnically, u must show respet to Londoners on other to stand a shance to date us!!(real talk) undecided
Politics / Re: Banky W Wins PDP Primaries & Reps Ticket For Eti-Osa Federal Constituency by Dickjo(m): 8:18pm On May 23, 2022
fergie001:
In the 2019 General Election, he unsuccessfully contested for the same seat under the Modern Democratic Party, a political party founded in 2017 by some youth associations.



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hmmm...that Banking W boy looook gay, i swaar...see his lower lips!!(no oofensece) angry
Romance / Re: Guys Can U Eat Biscuit In Front Of Babe? by Dickjo(m): 8:06pm On May 23, 2022
Uniquetani1:



Try and grow up bro


so did yor boyfrind use buscuit to toast u for dates?...be honest please...and dont lie? smiley
Religion / Re: Is Wearing Trousers For Females To Church A Sin? by Dickjo(m): 8:04pm On May 23, 2022
Beautygoddesss:
Plz this has been a huge bother to me some churches allow it and some dont.the bible did not condemn it.it only condemns indecency.so is wearing trousers to the church indecent.share your opinions


pleace were trouser only if u have heavy yansh plus side yansh......i like to look it! (no ooofense) smiley
Romance / Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 8:02pm On May 23, 2022
Beautygoddesss:
GUY RESPECT URSELF.I NOR BE ASHAWO.MIND URSELF N O

calm down sweery. am a lover not a fighter & guess wot? am a londoner although i drive range rover, only £38,000,,cash..anyways....if u want me, ask nicely!(no oofeinse) wink
Romance / Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 7:59pm On May 23, 2022
VictorUSA:
Hello @ll on nairaland in general and in romance section in particular, this thread is for virgins from 18 and above.

Are there virgins in the house?

Tell us your experiences as a virgin guy or lady.

Why do you decide to be a virgin?

Modified:As a virgin, do you masturbate? Is masturbation good for virgins? Does masturbation kills/reduce the drive for sex? What
are the benefits attached to being a virgin?

Pls mature men and women can contribute.


Thanks as you share your experiences and any vital information.

bro am a virgin sir....kaiii,, bro u gots any lightskin or half cast babes for me?? cheesy
Romance / Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 7:56pm On May 23, 2022
VictorUSA:
We are just friendsgrin



really? so u mean u aint fokin Beautygoddesss and Fcmb2022? anyways tank u sir. am happy now...welll am hopin to yansh all three of them aby payin them 20k each sir: Uniquetani1, Beautygoddesss and Fcmb2022 cheesy
Events / Re: Woman Caught At A Party, Stealing Celebrant's Gifted Money by Dickjo(m): 4:21pm On May 23, 2022
YorubaReports1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWJC3Vu9vlk

A woman in a video as shared by Mcedopikin on Instagram has been seen being publicly exposed by other women who engaged as a searching team, where it was discovered that she had loads of stolen money in her clothes.

The poster of the video wrote this.

"Caught red handed, stealing money in event I attended on Saturday. I felt for her though, but stealing is Stealing".

The Source continued by saying "Women respect women, they made sure she was not touched"

Source: Mcedopikin on Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cd5I7ohKCDM/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Narrated by YorubaReports


thisis exactly why i stop datin nigerian womnen & juss stick to white womens....white women dont do $hit like this especialy hear in london!(no ofeinse) angry
Politics / Re: Soludo Condenms Gruesome Murder Of Anambra State House Member, Okey Okoye by Dickjo(m): 1:14pm On May 23, 2022
akinade28:

You said this and I cited the example of Boko Haram, bandits and also ISWAP

how much please?
TV/Movies / Re: Name Five Of Your Best Netflix Series by Dickjo(m): 1:13pm On May 23, 2022
creamylicious:
What cheap Data plans can I use to watch Netflix on my phone? I be novice oooo. Choi ever since I download the app, my salary don remain 50 naira

how much please?
Romance / Re: Ukrainian Refugee ‘snatches’ Husband From British Lady Who Housed Her (pics) by Dickjo(m): 1:12pm On May 23, 2022
[quote author=dre11 post=113080474]

url=https://fij.ng/article/ukrainian-refugee-snatches-husband-from-british-lady-who-housed-her/

they juss like our nigeria women...hussband snatchers grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 10:28am On May 23, 2022
VictorUSA:
Wow! You look so take away.Where is Beautygoddesss

bro so was the deal wit u and my tings Beautygoddesss and Fcmb2022 ...r u fokin them or u juss friend sir?(no oofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 10:26am On May 23, 2022
Beautygoddesss:
hey bae good morning.how are u


who u callin bae..do i loooklike yor bae. u finish yor sckoool homework?(no oofeinse)
Romance / Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 10:25am On May 23, 2022
Beautygoddesss:
hey bae good morning.how are u

angry

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