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RomanceRe: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 10:25am On May 23, 2022
VictorUSA:
Wow! You look so take away.Where is Beautygoddessshuh
angry
RomanceRe: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 10:25am On May 23, 2022
Fcmb2022:
I agree love
angry
RomanceRe: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 12:39am On May 23, 2022
Fcmb2022:
Awww my baby love,
u don't need to get annoyed or sad when ur parents hit u
trust me I have been there . as the in family, I have four elder brothers and I am the only girl. in this life , it is a tradition that parents are suppose to adopt in the well being of their children especially we the females.
so love don't be sad okay just see it as a training u must undergo. when u give birth to Victor's child, won't you spank him or her?gringrin

would u like it if ur child bears Grudges against u u might have spanked him.

Baby love don't be like dat....
so u now sleeepin with Beautygoddesss ..abi? do u no if police catch 2 lesbbbian there in nigeria, they will jail u people for 14 year..same goes with gay people? .....why r u callin another woman baby lover when therrrris enough mans to go round here in nairaland?..wot a shame!(no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: I Would Have Lost My Girl Friend If Followed An Advice I Got Here. by Dickjo(m): 7:01pm On May 22, 2022
Alaigbopress:
Some days ago, I posted here about how my girl friend posted her ex pictures twice and I got a handful of advice, insults and very derogatory statements. Also at the same time I also got very few matured and helpful comment.
I wanted to apply the advice I was given here because I was furious and that could have been disastrous.

The next day after posting here, I confronted my girl, I told her it is over between us(all was a ploy to know how much she loves me). Since that day, my Girl's mood changed, she doesn't talk to people, she doesn't laugh and even started skipping her meal. She came to my house and was crying heavily that she was sorry. That has it been she know that it will provoke me that she wouldn't have done it.

I still pretended that I will never forgive her. Just yesterday she called my female bestie and narrated to her what happened and she called me yesterday evening and pleaded with me to forgive her. Which I did and You need to see how happy this girl has been. I will send screen shot of her recent Whatsapp status.


My Advice to anyone seeking for a relationship advice is not to follow the popular comment here.
bro i no women. i have dated 11 women from here but sleep wit only 9 so far...so please if u dont have moiney to toast women or if u scaredto toast them in english insted of pigeon english...bro i can help u sir!!(no ooofense) angry
RomanceRe: I Would Have Lost My Girl Friend If Followed An Advice I Got Here. by Dickjo(m): 6:59pm On May 22, 2022
Alaigbopress:
Some days ago, I posted here about how my girl friend posted her ex pictures twice and I got a handful of advice, insults and very derogatory statements. Also at the same time I also got very few matured and helpful comment.
I wanted to apply the advice I was given here because I was furious and that could have been disastrous.

The next day after posting here, I confronted my girl, I told her it is over between us(all was a ploy to know how much she loves me). Since that day, my Girl's mood changed, she doesn't talk to people, she doesn't laugh and even started skipping her meal. She came to my house and was crying heavily that she was sorry. That has it been she know that it will provoke me that she wouldn't have done it.

I still pretended that I will never forgive her. Just yesterday she called my female bestie and narrated to her what happened and she called me yesterday evening and pleaded with me to forgive her. Which I did and You need to see how happy this girl has been. I will send screen shot of her recent Whatsapp status.


My Advice to anyone seeking for a relationship advice is not to follow the popular comment here.
angry
Foreign AffairsRe: I'm Going To War With You Guys, U.S President Biden Jokes With Union Workers by Dickjo(m): 6:57pm On May 22, 2022
MufasaLion:
The war, stress and responsibilities of presidency has worn him out. It's so sad!

I wish him well! A thoughtful and courages leader!
angry
one guy i no say u chase mans..true or fault sir? angry
Foreign AffairsRe: I'm Going To War With You Guys, U.S President Biden Jokes With Union Workers by Dickjo(m): 6:56pm On May 22, 2022
MufasaLion:
The war, stress and responsibilities of presidency has worn him out. It's so sad!

I wish him well! A thoughtful and courages leader!
angry
RomanceRe: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 6:54pm On May 22, 2022
Beautygoddesss:
wat r u saying
anyways am a londoner & we dont spek that kinda of yor yoruba english hear: HAVE U EAT> . we spek queens english innnit.
anyways ..I like u & I strongly sugest u find goood english teacher in yor area even if u dont have moiney....even ordary Uniquetani1 spek better english!!(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: What's With Nigerian Youths And Sex? by Dickjo(m): 6:50pm On May 22, 2022
BlackHawk202:
Leave me alone. If you think I'm gay, I don't care. You thinking that isn't gonna change the fact that I'm not one.

Meanwhile, where did I say I stood in front of a female and my D was flaccid? I've never been in such situation. Also, It's like you're ignoring my point. I don't find it easy conversing with girls because I find it difficult to bring up topics to keep conversations flowing, since my interests differs from that most girls, except they're willing to do the talking. If things are favorable, having a few friends that are girls, instead of all boys isn't something that I would reject.

I'm a Christian. Gay, homosexual is a no go area for me. Sex too is. Even if I had a GF, I'm not sure if we would engage in secual activities untill marriage. Although I do not what the results of a seduction would be.
WOW...ok so u now sayin u a proud christian Gay homosexual ..correct?....no wonder why babes like Uniquetani1 ignore people like u sir. I will juss keep her to mysef! !! (no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 5:44pm On May 22, 2022
Beautygoddesss:
ok have u eat
sweeet tat wot kinddaa ajephako english id that HAVE U EAT? ...did u goto publick schooool...please Stop disgrasing Nigeria coz I dont want my white london friends to see this typr of glapimasculik grama!!! (no ooofiensce) angry
RomanceRe: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by Dickjo(m): 5:41pm On May 22, 2022
Beautygoddesss:
ok have u eat
angry
RomanceRe: What's With Nigerian Youths And Sex? by Dickjo(m): 5:38pm On May 22, 2022
BlackHawk202:
How I'm I when I'm not attracted to or find boys attractive? I have male friends because I'm male also. I play games with them, discuss football, politics, and stuffs with them. Something I could never do with girls.
I'm not exactly comfortable in the presence of girls. I'm the shy type, it's my personality so I have accepted it and even love it.
If you have female friends what exactly are you gonna do with them? Nothing. Girls are entirely interested in things that boys find girly. What would I be discussing with one? Football? Games? Politics? Military?
Im interested in these things. If I can find a girl that enjoys talking aboyr the listed above, then hell yeah we can be friends. But most of the time I'm with a girl, I'm always speechless because nothing to say. So I'd rather hang around with the boys.

^^Story
brother so u sayin u stand in front of naaaked women & u never no wot to do...correct?..so men make yor priiick had insted of women..correct? shame on u for being gay sir..and then u say u shy away from women but become happy when boys hug u..correct? bro this is a shamful act...i strongly advise u start watching plenty blue film now ...or else u will end up marrrrying man..real talk!!! (no oofeisne) angry
RomanceRe: What's With Nigerian Youths And Sex? by Dickjo(m): 4:19pm On May 22, 2022
BlackHawk202:
I've never had any girlfriend or female friend in my entire life. All my friends "were" boys, still not gay. I don't think I'm attracted to boys.
Yeah, I'm not offended thanks
all yor friend are boys but u not gay...realy?. we belif u. undecided

anyways,..bro u hav notin to be shame about. if u gay juss admit it. at least. its yor human right & u can now marry man under new sharia law! (true story sir) wink
RomanceRe: What's With Nigerian Youths And Sex? by Dickjo(m): 2:01pm On May 22, 2022
BlackHawk202:
I think it's getting out of hand. Every direction and corner you go on this forum, you see boys and girls discussing about sex. I don't get it. Is it because of the high unemployment rate in the country that has caused this amongst our Youths? Everywhere you go, you see them in their thousands, talking about relationships, drilling, best positions, ashawo, mouth action etc. Its getting out of hand. Each time I see the average Nigerian girls I begin to weigh withing me "what's the probability that this girl hasn't had sex a couple of times?" don't blame me because I'm beginning to think the president was right when he said Nigerian Youths are lazy. Because If the Youths were channeling this energy into things productive, this country wouldn't have been how it is. If they were using the money they spend on hiring people with kpekus to have fun, instead spending them on businesses, they probably would've lifted themselves out of poverty. If you've the time, ask one of our Youths if he can give just an estimate of how much he's spent on sex, you'd be surprise to hear 3 million at minimum.

I am still a teen, I certainly aren't happy with the fact that the Youths of this country, who are the people are look up to, are wasting their precious time on things that wouldnt bring about any form of development whatsoever
so u rather do schoool homework insted of chasssin women..correct?.....son do u no that can make u tourn u to gay? ..juss sayin sir!!(no ofience) angry
RomanceRe: What's With Nigerian Youths And Sex? by Dickjo(m): 2:00pm On May 22, 2022
BlackHawk202:
I think it's getting out of hand. Every direction and corner you go on this forum, you see boys and girls discussing about sex. I don't get it. Is it because of the high unemployment rate in the country that has caused this amongst our Youths? Everywhere you go, you see them in their thousands, talking about relationships, drilling, best positions, ashawo, mouth action etc. Its getting out of hand. Each time I see the average Nigerian girls I begin to weigh withing me "what's the probability that this girl hasn't had sex a couple of times?" don't blame me because I'm beginning to think the president was right when he said Nigerian Youths are lazy. Because If the Youths were channeling this energy into things productive, this country wouldn't have been how it is. If they were using the money they spend on hiring people with kpekus to have fun, instead spending them on businesses, they probably would've lifted themselves out of poverty. If you've the time, ask one of our Youths if he can give just an estimate of how much he's spent on sex, you'd be surprise to hear 3 million at minimum.

I am still a teen, I certainly aren't happy with the fact that the Youths of this country, who are the people are look up to, are wasting their precious time on things that wouldnt bring about any form of development whatsoever
angry
RomanceRe: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Dickjo(m): 1:46pm On May 22, 2022
Sleekskin:
I wil nat get her a gift with my money, period.
bro its ok to be broke. u are broke...quit lyin coz u dont have moiney. My advise, borrow moiney(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Shocking!! See What Yahoo Boy Did To Street Hawker In Traffic by Dickjo(m): 1:42pm On May 22, 2022
JoshuaDoku:
A rich young man said to be an internet scammer has wowed netizens on social media after buying just popcorn for $1,000 from a street hawker.

The story which is said to have happened in Logos State in Nigeria has the young man in traffic buying the popcorn with that huge amount from the hawker.

The unknown man is said to have mocked a musician by the name DaBaby who also bought popcorn with a huge money but not up to $1,000.

The man blessed the hawker with $1,000 while trying to tell the rest of the world that he has arrived and has all the money to do whatsoever he wants.

The hawker looked confused when the man gave her the $1,000 and took just one popcorn from her.

The man told her to count the money and should not worry because everything is for her.

Watch the video below;

https://allgistroom.com/rich-internet-scammer-popcorn-hawker-1000/
..that street haker is a Olosho....why she collectin moiney for sexxx juss for pop corn?..SAD!!! (noofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Shocking!! See What Yahoo Boy Did To Street Hawker In Traffic by Dickjo(m): 1:41pm On May 22, 2022
JoshuaDoku:
A rich young man said to be an internet scammer has wowed netizens on social media after buying just popcorn for $1,000 from a street hawker.

The story which is said to have happened in Logos State in Nigeria has the young man in traffic buying the popcorn with that huge amount from the hawker.

The unknown man is said to have mocked a musician by the name DaBaby who also bought popcorn with a huge money but not up to $1,000.

The man blessed the hawker with $1,000 while trying to tell the rest of the world that he has arrived and has all the money to do whatsoever he wants.

The hawker looked confused when the man gave her the $1,000 and took just one popcorn from her.

The man told her to count the money and should not worry because everything is for her.

Watch the video below;

https://allgistroom.com/rich-internet-scammer-popcorn-hawker-1000/
angry
BusinessRe: Should I Report This Suspicious Transaction Or Play Along?? by Dickjo(m): 1:38pm On May 22, 2022
McCoy662:
Good day my good people out there.
On February third this year, I got a message from GTBank that a GTBank account has been opened for me, with my account number. The message did not specify who, from where or why the account was opened for me. I tried to contact GTBank customer service but i got no reply from their WhatsApp number. Now this morning, I got a credit alert of ₦5 through GTB GAPS services from IJM INTEGRATED SERVICES LIMITED.
I've not heard about this very company before and all my google searches are not helping matters at all.
GTB GAPS i learnt processes funds that are paid in batches.... It's a kind of E-cheques.
So i really want to know if anyone received the same message or does anyone have any idea where this whole thing is coming from. Do i really need to report to the bank or just ignore?
Messages are sent to my small phone; i should have attached screenshots.


Admins pls help me push to fp
coooooomon sence gadeeemit......use it....therrris a reasons why commmon sence waz invented....REPORT THEM!!!!(no oofeinse) angry
BusinessRe: Should I Report This Suspicious Transaction Or Play Along?? by Dickjo(m): 1:37pm On May 22, 2022
McCoy662:
Good day my good people out there.
On February third this year, I got a message from GTBank that a GTBank account has been opened for me, with my account number. The message did not specify who, from where or why the account was opened for me. I tried to contact GTBank customer service but i got no reply from their WhatsApp number. Now this morning, I got a credit alert of ₦5 through GTB GAPS services from IJM INTEGRATED SERVICES LIMITED.
I've not heard about this very company before and all my google searches are not helping matters at all.
GTB GAPS i learnt processes funds that are paid in batches.... It's a kind of E-cheques.
So i really want to know if anyone received the same message or does anyone have any idea where this whole thing is coming from. Do i really need to report to the bank or just ignore?
Messages are sent to my small phone; i should have attached screenshots.


Admins pls help me push to fp
angry
RomanceRe: A Lot Of Men Got A Fear Of Being Used For Money They Don’t Even Have. by Dickjo(m): 1:28pm On May 22, 2022
Animegirl:
Rich men don't complain about gold diggers cuz they got enough gold to be dug . But you see these broke men, they cry the loudest with empty pocket.

God bless all the legit rich guys. kiss
are u lightskin?(no ofencse) angry
RomanceRe: A Lot Of Men Got A Fear Of Being Used For Money They Don’t Even Have. by Dickjo(m): 1:27pm On May 22, 2022
Animegirl:
Rich men don't complain about gold diggers cuz they got enough gold to be dug . But you see these broke men, they cry the loudest with empty pocket.

God bless all the legit rich guys. kiss
angry
CrimeRe: I Receive Death Threats Daily For Renouncing ABU Studentship by Dickjo(m): 1:25pm On May 22, 2022
Jennyclay:
Islam is a curse to mankind!!
helo please am a litraturest & am writin a novels to help women be stronger...so please describe yor sef & please do u kindly have yansh please....& was the size & weight in kilogram please?? (no oofeinse) smiley
RomanceRe: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Dickjo(m): 1:23pm On May 22, 2022
Sleekskin:
Good morning elders and youths on the forum.

I have a close female friend who recently celebrated her birthday on friday. Its my intention to give her a gift but I don't feel like giving her cash or getting her any gift with my money.

We have never had sex in our 13 months of friendship. She wil be at my place on wednesday, so I'm thinking allowing her have sex with me will be a nice birthday present.

What do you think? I'll appreciate your comments.
listen brother...pleaxse..if u dont hav moiney, juss say u dont hav moiney....go n find job. that excuse aint flyin!!(no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Dickjo(m): 1:21pm On May 22, 2022
Sleekskin:
Good morning elders and youths on the forum.

I have a close female friend who recently celebrated her birthday on friday. Its my intention to give her a gift but I don't feel like giving her cash or getting her any gift with my money.

We have never had sex in our 13 months of friendship. She wil be at my place on wednesday, so I'm thinking allowing her have sex with me will be a nice birthday present.

What do you think? I'll appreciate your comments.
angry
HealthRe: Bill Gates Tests Positive For COVID-19 by Dickjo(m): 1:20pm On May 22, 2022
Nickymezor:
Covid 19 virus still dey?
No & i can prooofit..can i kiss u? smiley
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Is A Fool …….. by Dickjo(m): 1:18pm On May 22, 2022
Uniquetani1:
No matter what I like his style
anyways, goood news is u my kinda babe...gimmme yor nomba pleace? smiley
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Is A Fool …….. by Dickjo(m): 1:17pm On May 22, 2022
Uniquetani1:
No matter what I like his style
WOW..YOU AGAIN
.am shock... so u talkin about dogggy style again & then u complain u can find on nairaland ((no oofeinsese)) angry
PoliticsRe: Fresh Blasphemy In Osun: Arrest Akintaro Now by Dickjo(m): 12:20am On May 22, 2022
Dorwadora:
What do I even know angry
u dont no nada..anyways, do u like watchin blue film sir? and was yor favoorite? cheesy
CrimeRe: Young Woman Shot 9 Times While Trying To Leave An Abusive Relationship (photos) by Dickjo(m): 12:18am On May 22, 2022
crimefighter123:
The pain someone pass through that led to her death, her unclothedness interest you. So animalistic.
^^story
bro no one is askin u for life history & story....u dont see the booobsi?..
broder.. do u like the big yansh or not , gademmit..YES OR KNOW sir??(no oofeinse) undecided
RomanceRe: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Believed As A Kid? by Dickjo(m): 12:16am On May 22, 2022
Uniquetani1:
I give up on your matter
ok lets make a big deal.... quickly show me juss the 2 booobsi so I can look (only me) for 2 minute & i swaar we be friend..deal? cheesy
TravelRe: Good Beach: The Newest Beach In Lagos (Stunning Pictures) by Dickjo(m): 8:57pm On May 21, 2022
Litmus:
Same:

Islam, Christianity, Buddhism - I mean foreign religions poisoning Africa ,all of them...
brother, if it wasnt for white people..we be livin in hut in africa...so lets give credit were credit is due sir....we wunt even no wot fork n Knife is..I lie? (no oofeinse) undecided

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