₦airaland Forum

I can do betteer than pm I can give you my contact,, nships on the high sees. Will u be my damsel in distress? If there is no distress I will put u in one.

bissy93:
Hello, can i send u a pm? i have some question i want to ask about Berea admission process

I will finish it in private for u baby..

annnikky:
U didn't finish d@ ur story again Y?

Sorry no westie in nigeria. Send the money to someone in the us or go to cotonou.

Rheenah:
Evening people, so I spent the day searching for a bank in Owerri that does western union quick pay and it turns out no bank does
I have already filled the online form and gotten my coupon for sevis fee but the banks here just do transfer. No quick pay transaction
Does anyone know where I can do the quick pay thingy in lag, abj or pH? Thanks

I sent u my number to contact me. My pm no dey work.

don4ye:
Dickoflife reply my pm man

Mayflowa:
Yeah...it socks slimmy. I am just hoping that GA will be better since it will waive tuition too. But omo if nothing show by this fall, I go work for library or sales shop fast fast

I can't do dinning

u beta cut ur wings. besides i dint get a GA.

Mayflowa:
Lol. Seriously you guys with GAs are lucky. I still have to get all my money from Nigeria. Not from parents o but personal savings. House rent alone is about 180k per month.

But dickoflife, you are now very hyperactive since you got your visa. You use to be very humble. I use to pity u o.

i am always humble. i am just less busy.

annnikky:
Really

yes baby.. can i get ur digits?

D size no matter baby na d power of the digging and pounding.. Baby I wanna have a private chat with u...

annnikky:
Dickoflife
Make I hear joor, u carry 24inch in between ur thigh?

You are correct. My sponsor was also called. They do background checks on u after even approving the visa.

Mayflowa:
The VO won't be able to see the post you are trying to copy him. They will only see yours. However, she was denied because further check on her answers and Ds190 forms reveal some concerns.

But it will be wise for her to bring the embassy attention to it

Look u cannot come and corneour allocation here.. Boys help me chase dis guy..
Cc walspring, gunther06 aiye, don4eye cutemorgan

Mayflowa:
Angela can I send you N290,000 to your Nigeria bank acct while your sister send me $1000 to my US bank acct. I kinda need it urgently. It's been hard trying to transfer the cash from Nigeria to US?

Daddy we need money to buy things na, abi ?

imperiouxx:
I don't get it, why do people need the money in the first place?

Guy I fear gay die.. Kai I am not just scared I have a gay alert app on my phone that can smell them miles away... (That last part na joke o because gay sef plenty for nairaland).

DareFadi:
If them dey gay unko. ..... wetin this statement mean.

homophobia ??

Just check the website the centres are listed there ma.

armyofone:
Thanks....please give me the state and city where the fed sch of statictics is.
Can it be done in Ibadan or Lagos ?

Lol my guy I just dey ask nooni.. I really no get question ask am..

don4ye:
Ha ha .. Who won ask that Na.. It's a thing you can book when you off from Poe self..

Were u asked for evidence of bus ticket?

lazywriter:
We landed around 3:15 PM, so did several other flights entering the US through Chicago O'Hare; the Airport was packed full.

As usual, I joined the non-immigrant queue about 20 minutes after landing. Like play like play, I spent 2 hours + on the queue before it got to my turn. During the wait, the sniffer dogs came to my box - in my mind I was like "ma lo koba mi o", but they didn't pick any scent.

So I walked up to this white man who just came back from his lunch break at the POE. I passed him my passport and my I20. He scanned my passport then asked where I was going, where I will be staying which I told him. I don't know if Oyinbos are allergic to Nigerian scent cause he just kept sneezing when he touched my passport, so did the two other ladies I gave my passport to in school.

After the questions, he stamped my passport and handed it back to me. Then off I went to find my luggages.

PS: if you need to find a bus/train station or something, mind who you ask. Na so I ask like five different people for Illinois Bus Terminal and they all told me the same WRONG thing which made me miss the bus I had booked from Naija.

Lol. Totio united. If na me d woman hole go don suffer

annnikky:
The man get d strength to dey do janglover 4 anoda man
wife body na wah oo buh God don punish am

This one na straight to hell nothing like red card.

Go in peace

Improvise. Go to google and get samples.

deoladtop:
Good evening all.please I need some help here.I finshed with a bsc degree in psychology second class upper.I started working in a bank since 2006.now I wish to apply for my msc degree in ind and org psychology. How do I go about writing a resume stating my research experience when actually I have none.

Background checkup? U get family problem?

texrem:
Bros you dont tell me what to do on this thread.....You re free to run a background checkup on me..

No be u dey fetch water for the people of Samaria?

Walspring:
Nah wah ooo...

Which one be fountain of flowing water

mevisbleek:
Hope no one on this forum was affected by the Orlando shooting. May God guide all Nigerians in the USOFA especially those in chiraq and other hot spots.

shebi all of dem na gay.

fizzile:
LOLZZZ All this americanas, no worry i go foot una bills for holz in the UK...When i don sample some baes give una, una know say UK is on point. Abeg share the dollars.

look fizu don't come and beg me o... Egn ehn I and angela we are america pipu. Guy babe offer me free visa opportunity for uk I reject am cus I no fit afford airline ticket go uk and then go america joor.. It aff too much. Anyway contact walspring ( fountain of flowing water) gunther06 (resident butcher) and also my main man fortissimo ( his name sounds like gerenimo that greek guy wey commit suicide)

Federal school of statictics Is the venue. That's where I did mine. Toefl is real easy I got a 100/120 with little or no practise, just log on to the ETS website and register after linking ur account to paypal. Gre is a different kettle of fish which I can't explain. Ask others.

armyofone:
Hello forumites,

Any idea where one can apply and do TOEFL, GRE and SAT in Nigeria?

What are the cost of the examinations ?

If I live in Ibadan, where can I get prep materials for the exams?

Thanks.

gunther6:
Another one bites the dust... I'm converting my money to cedis

go and drink agbo jedi.

aadeyi:
I comment my reserve for you cos me no understand wetin u dey talk for here oooo.....

oga stop pretending. gunther06 don alledge u.. go answer query.

there is power mighty in the blood. anybody in felele? i dey here till tomorrow.

Sharap dia my friend... Which right u get. Our angela is american gel.. Pls go find uk missus. We no dey share u dollars.

fizzile:
hahahahahahahaha...kaiii so UK and canadian students no be human beings...lololzzzzzz... The knock wey go soon land ontop ur head still dey appeal court,once e don reach supreme court,na straight to dat ur head e go land....lololzzzzzzzz...

Qatar na d way ma bro... I don see 2 oda nairalanders dey go during same period with me. Guy book quick make we start to me money for amelika. Why I go book for u when angela wan dash us dollars.. Although aadeyi don dey use style toast e nor concern me cus I will go for baby with security clearance.

don4ye:
which airline are you flying with?

Wait, u said Dallas. Na for texas u mean? Anyway I qualify but sha I wee talk to angela in person even the devil wears Prada.

gunther6:
Let us set up a 'Dallas Buyers Club' for angelapinkytoes' dollars...
These are the rules
1. If you have not been posting here even your transcript, you are not eligible for 'our' dollars cc texrem

2. If your are attending '*****' University in ##### state or 'bleep state university' in 'I told him the location' state you are restricted to just a maximum of $300 cc bobbycashville, plauses etc

3. dickoflife is naturally disqualified from seeking ms Angela's dollars by reason of truancy , inappropriate user handle and possible insanity

4. You may NOT seek dollars for your 'friend' 'brother' and the nonsense people say when they are trying to play the working system we have in this house.

5. You may NOT seek anticipatory dollars if you are yet to get your visa.

6. Canada, UK peeps are naturally barred from seeking dollars here, go and look for your own 'philanthropist' on your thread ... Sorry fizzile

7. Our brothers already in the US are naturally barred from seeking or cornering our 'allocation' of dollars or even showing romantic interest in the said missus... cc Aadeyi

Wait af u buy ur ticket for amelika?

don4ye:
Hope they will give us food.. I like food o.. Na me and dickoflife go come together

Guy na window seat me I book o... Which side u wan seat?

don4ye:
Hope they will give us food.. I like food o.. Na me and dickoflife go come together