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BigAssGrace:
una Good afternoon

09034942301 is my number. Contact me lets talk i just wanna be friends.. if its ok with you. Thats my whatsapp.

[quote author=akins2016 post=48057681]Mr dickoflife how that side nah?[/quooote]sweet sir. Church fliw was awesome today...

Rheenah:
Morning people. Kai,, I have missed this place . Just a moment to say thank you to those who have helped me this far.. Especially @lagosismyhome @oludare and others... @lagosismyhome u must marry better husband! (Well if ur not married already ) The hustle is real. To others that have arrived @plauses @dickoflife .. God keep y'all

thanks dear... hustle is real....

Piuorji:
U neva post POE transcript

is that a requirement tobstay alive?

Daodudavid:
Hahaha bros nawao kini mose..

u dey toast without my permission. Ki lo je yo?

temi4fash:
Boboyi ni bo lo wa na.... Hope say u never loss sha?

i just comot family dollar gosh i go chop buffet now am walking backwards.

Daodudavid:
I am sorry this might seems inappropriate but I must say these directly, personally I don't know you and haven't PM or quote any of your comments here, that's basically because you are too intelligent, polite and out of my illusinating oblongata I foresee you are beautiful created by God himself and come from a good home, I just wanna use this moment to thank you for your remarkable unprecedented speeches and comment to support, assist and encourage applicants in this forum remain bless! Thanks... I am DAVIDOSTRINaige nse eG I just wanna make common sense

aiye nse e.

amalab30:
While we be busy asking for God to shower us $$ via Godsbillionaire, some peeps be asking for plates to wash. Abi make I ask to wash plate ni? DickOfLife if plate remain, I dey here o. In the meantime, Godsbillionaire, how the dough dey come?

guy u cant wash the type of pkate i wash.

annnikky:
Wash ke
I tell u sey d tin need to be washed mr dick

like plate na

gunther6:
Ode come online or DM me your number make we touch base joor

abi werey nie ni? Message my naija number

annnikky:
T
U too dear

you know i suppose help you wash your punnany.

Walspring:
Thank God for safe trip..

Identification code needed since you are reporting live from Obamaland

bravo tango oscar co firm reporting for duty

jeniver64:
bros na wa for you oh,u no dey try at all.

sweetie nessage me..

endowedlee:
Dickoflife where are u?

landed in obamaland reporting foraction sir

fizzile:
dickoflife u don abandon ur babes for sexuality thread,especially dat anniky chic..lololzzzzz.. Omor hope say u been settle dat chic before u ball out. Lolzzz.. U toomuch ooo. U no come complete ur stories..lolzzz

that babe dey do anyhow jor

texrem:
My time don diff from una own now...

see fronting. If u slap u with used bathroom slippers.

Walks in peeps on thread. About to walk out then remembers gunther6 is in Dubai. Oh well Doha is cool just ate piZza and fresh juice. 21 dollars total. Waiting for boarding at 5:20 am. Oh we'll see ya all soon. Hugs and kisses.

texrem:
Pm....me

u no dey sleep?

DeeTus:
What is there to be scared about? Hahahaha. Those POE guys can be mean sometimes.

ya but being confident is a great plus

masquellett:
Profile:
GPA: 3.61/4.00
GRE: 291.
School: Kean Uni, NJ
Course: Computer Information Systems (Ms)
So, I woke up by 3am, prayed to God and started preparing for my interview at 9:30. My dad was going towards Lekki so he dropped me @ the embassy, saw those sharp embassy guys @ the entrance, trying to break the windscreen in other to get me to snap passport or staple my passport on my docs. I totally ignored the guys like plague and chilled till it was time to call the 9:30 appointment time crew. Along the line, I was sent back to go drop my flashdrive, which I didn't know was on me. Went back and threw the flash somewhere and rejoined the queue. Got in, passed all the screening exercise and was on interview queue. Actually, I wasn't praying for any window, but the VO in window 9 was just sharing blue paper like gifts. I kept my chill. Finally, I heard next and went straight to window 4. The following conversations occured.

VO: hello gud morning
Me: good morning ma (I tried to smile but my cheeks didn't allow me, maybe I was scared or something)
Vo: pass me your ds160, passport, i20 and sevis, (passed all). *kept calm*
Vo: why are you going to the US?
Me: to have my masters degree in Computer Information systems at kean uni, NJ
Vo: why kean?
Me: kean is one of the best public schools in the US, they have gud research facilities and also I got a GA position where I will be working with Prof. James Collins on his research on cyber security
Vo: how did you find out about the school?
Me: I made my research based on cybersecurity, using google, usnesw.com and gradcafe.com
Vo: who is paying for this?
Me: I got a GA position and my aunt will be paying the rest.
(na so another round of drilling started)
Vo: did you write any standardized exams?
Me: yes, I wrote GRE, had 151quant, 140verbal and 3'.5 anw (vo stops typing and was just looking at me, I tried to smile again, but my cheeks just stand still)
Vo: why did you think you got the GA?
Me: I guess the school was impressed with the quality of application materials I submitted. The minimum requirement for GA position is GPA 3.25 while I had 3.61.
Vo: what did you have in your bsc?
Me: Computer science
Vo: when did you graduate?
Me: 2013
Vo: what have u been ddoing?
Me: I work with The Bells secondary school as a system administrator, my duties are update of schools website, maintenance of computers and management of students exam results using edalaf software
Vo: how many schools did you apply to?
Me: 3, kean uni, uni of akron, ohio and university of ibadan nigeria.
Vo: why kean? (again? But I don answer dis question before na? I sha talk something again)
Me: because I will be working on a research topic with Professor James Collins and I was also offered a GA
(She was typing and typing and typing for some minutes, I just dey pray for my mind) next thing I heard was "I will be approving your visa". I just went deaf. I didn't hear anything again. I walked out of the hall majestically.

Special thanks to Lagosismyhome( your the real MVP mam, God bless you, I will make sure my kids appreciate you too, stay blessed) , Walspring, imperiouxx, texrem, Oludare1, dickoflife, Ashbammy(my NJ partner), slimmy2005( even with all d abuse wey u abuse me, I still love you), femi234, gunther6 et Al. God bless you all. Amen.
NB: those yet to go for interview, I wish you the best, pray, be confident and get yourself informed. You shall get it. Blessings Fam!

one odeku for u. Congrats.

imperiouxx:
I'm the one to correct you on this: "If I don't get GA where others [in the same department e.g Chemistry Department] are getting it". That statement addressed only departments that give GA to students. As such, they give it based on academic performance. I can't generalize getting GA since I know not all departments give it.

better. U don clarify but that does not mean you will not buy me beer na. Wen make i show new york?

Fortissimo:
Lol na you dey enjoy life o. I just read ur previous post. Imperiouxx na one of the most helpful guys here. Are you sure you quoted the right person

i only mentioned that here not directed it to imperiouxx. I forgot to put it in a new post. I only corrected the notion that those without GA are lesser intellectually. Besides sef imperiouxx is a good guy o but he dinor gimme beer when i got ma amelika visa for that i still dey vex.

Lol

Fortissimo:
I can't understand how a human being can actually say that people looking for GAs are beggars. It really beats me.

Worry359 we are kindred spirits when it comes to calling out scammers and liars but mehn I think you should retract that statement.

come and eat catfish barbecue and chips. I don almost chop am finish sha.

sunnypastic:
Oga dickoflife thank you so much Oga at the top has taken care of that
I mean Walspring. Hopefully will be sorted out today.

its cool man.

imperiouxx:
To add to this. GA is not act of begging, it's based on merit. Whoever merits it earns it.

If I don't get GA where others are getting it, then it means I'm not so good academically.

point of correction sir. I didn't get a GA because i am in the field if liberal arts which statistically has lesser amounts to give out in terms if funding. I beg to differ on the less academically developed part sir. I believe STEM courses are highly funded and as such they stand a higher advantage.

As a rejoinder i am not saying this to be proud but i have taken pains personally to help alot of people here privately not inly by searching for information and also burning my hard earn cash in terms if credit and mb but even being queried at night as if i am a watchman. I beg you then in Gods name try to help others. Trying to protect your privacy is ok but if need be sacrifice it to help a friend. So many nairalanders have shared my phone contacts and email amongst each other and with others outside of this thread yet i wake up each day to help the little way i can. Life is all about give and take. Help someone along the way, you never know when you will be in need and trust me you will need help cus life is a bitch and bleeps us all. I wish you all the best in your endeavours.

gunther6:
Don't focus on your application dey there dey run subtitle and commentary... Oro fo 'gana , oversabi house help

i tink na only me see am o. E go berra for u ma bro.

sunnypastic:
Hello house I must give Kudos to all the gurus here in NL you guys have helped alot of lives here.
I must specially recognise the present of the originator of this part 9. Oga justwise. The timber and caliber of Walspring,gunth6, dickoflife,impreerioux, and others. I have been reading this thread for the past one month now and you guys have been awesome.

Please am seriously in deep shit right now.
I got my I-20 just last two days and i needed to pay for SEVIS FEE.
I have done the servis fees registration with the print out at hand but can't make a quick pay transaction through western union. Please i need your help here I have been running from one bank to another but all to no avail. I will appreciate if a brother or sister here can help me. As i have no time left.
I also need somebody to guide me on the ds-160 form and bookoing of visa appointment as i have paid for my Visa fee as well.
Thank you as i need reply ASAP.

ckntact aadeyi. Real standup guy.

LagosismyHome:
High school different na and yes you can seat for your GED (our waec) exams at 100yrs. Not attend school as a student but write your exams

Same way there is no age limit to write Jamb or start Uni in Nigeria ...or is there

**** from google :In 1988, at age 77, Nola received her associate degree from Dodge City Community College.

lol. Maybe u should go to kindergaten sef.

LagosismyHome:
Age limit before or after visa ...lol

After visa there no age limit to schooling. You can be 100 self .

Before visa .... well some say the older u are the harder it is to convince the VO that you are a credible student. Some have been able to convince and get visa others not so luck. So it all depends on if you are able to .

i am 33 this year. Abeg is it possible to attebd high school?