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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Whatsapp Fun Group!!!! by dickoflife(m): 7:03pm On Oct 06, 2018
KittenPaws:


i feel you... shey u wan join my group?
you no go add me no?
Politics / Re: Ogun Gov. Primary: Buhari Snubs Amosun As Apc Sticks To Dapo Abiodun by dickoflife(m): 5:20am On Oct 06, 2018
Lol
Politics / Re: Protest For The Release Of Samuel Ogundipe At Police Headquarters (Photos) by dickoflife(m): 5:25pm On Aug 16, 2018
post=70331745:
Good way to go.
SAY NO TO INJSUTICE

Mr Ogundipe was arrested and detained on Tuesday for refusing to disclose his source for a story. He was secretly tried by the police on Wednesday and denied access to legal representation at the trial.

Oan,
We wonder why it is so difficult for him to let the police know his source too.
Sometimes, you stoop low to conquer in life.
Wisdom!

I am also a journalist by education and it goes against the ethics of the profession to divulge such information. The law also states you cannot be compelled to reveal such, besides ince you do your street cred is destroyed for life and no ither snitch or source will ever give you info again meaning your life in the game is over.
Car Talk / Re: Top 8 Discontinued Cars Nigerians Are Really Going To Miss. (PHOTOS) by dickoflife(m): 8:50pm On Jul 14, 2018
Emmafe:
Cool rides


Unlocked Brand New and Used S9 plus avalible. Check my profile.
how much for s8+ and s9+
Politics / Re: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election: Live Updates & Results Monitoring by dickoflife(m): 1:51pm On Jul 14, 2018
Born2Breed:
Reporting from ado ward 9 unit 7 there is no problem here. #EkitiDecides2018
hi. Can i get your number? I know that unit.. its in front of my grandfathers house... i just wanna talk.. hit me up if you willing.
Politics / Re: Fatimat Rasaki, Olamide Oni, Owoseni Ajayi Decamp To APC In Ekiti by dickoflife(m): 2:59am On Jul 14, 2018
otuekong1:
But U Forget to take into cognicence that fayemi is too arrogant,must apc governors are underperforming, master riggings that left pdp are back in d pdp,eleka is a pastor in CAC one of d biggest christian denomination in ekiti n south west, muslims in ekiti have always wanted to be d number 2 man of ekiti(deji) n pdp is providing d opportunity lastly no federal projects in d past 3year of pmb.pdp will win ekiti come july 19

Lol..... eleka being a pastor foes not matter... osinbajo also na pastor.... deji is unknown in politics besides na money transfer he dey help boys do for ecobank before he was sacked for fraud. We real ekiti sabi as e dey go.
Politics / Re: Fatimat Rasaki, Olamide Oni, Owoseni Ajayi Decamp To APC In Ekiti by dickoflife(m): 12:38pm On Jul 11, 2018
otuekong1:
Pdp Will Win Cause Eleka's Zone Has never produced a governor and the zone is one of d largest town in ekiti(ikere), and also buhari's apc has not been able to quell killer fulani herdsmen,d economy is terribly bad,nepotic leadership pattern etc,lets no forget deji(dep government candidate) is a muslim and also a youth which means 60% of youths n yoruba muslims will vote in pdp likewise artisans n d commoners.
olumilua is from Ikere. I hope you know who that is? Fayose's choice of candidate lost the election. Forget apc and killer herdmen, the voting populace in ekiti is 70 percent workers who are owed 8 months salary, oga shine your eye...

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Crime / Re: Not All Young Men Are Yahoo Boys - Dolapo Badmus Writes Open Letter To SARS by dickoflife(m): 8:46am On Jun 04, 2018
Maximus85:


Your username said it all. It's been a waste of time. Grow up. Mention me again and waste your time. Goodbye.
fools like u not only try to act superior but shy away from the argument and subject matter discussed. Oga time waster, defend your stupid earlier assertion. Shebi u want to roll in the mud ni. Oloriburuku somebody.
Crime / Re: Not All Young Men Are Yahoo Boys - Dolapo Badmus Writes Open Letter To SARS by dickoflife(m): 11:20am On Jun 01, 2018
Maximus85:


Wow, your was born a Nazarene? Joke of the millennium. But Nazarene worship Jehovah. What I'm finding hard to comprehend is why you still worship amadioha. This explains your delusion.

And if you're sensible enough, you'd know the difference between the unnecessary nonsense you've put your son through is not the same as the dreadlocks on those boys SARS is going after.

I once met a young boy whose parents has refused to cut or allow him cut his hair. He was getting depressed and threatened to cut it. He said his parent said if his hair is cut, he will die but now he doesn't care anymore. I know that if he cut the hair, NOTHING will happen to him but I didn't encourage him to cut it, why? Because it's like dishonoring his parents which is against what the Bible teach.

The boy is of age now, I saw him recently on a low cut. Guess what! He didn't die.

Get out of that illusion of Nazarene BS. That God said Samson shouldn't cut his hair was for a purpose. What purpose is your son's dreads?

I will open the Bible to school you. Set your innocent son free now.

"The Church of the Nazarene believes that the Bible teaches that the lives of sanctified Christ followers should be mostly sin free and that disobedience to God should rarely occur if Christians are living by the power of the Holy Spirit as God's Spirit transforms them to be like Christ."

And here you are calling amadioha, shame on you.
mister idiot, there is a difference between not cutting a childs hair and forbidding him to cut it. Whenever my precious jewel will want it cut i have told him he is free to do so......
Besides the belief in amadioha or sango here is not the issue, typical fool like you will want to throw it all upside down. My point remains , someone who has elected to have dreads doesnt mean he lacks any sort of parental upbringing as you insinuated. So forget the samson rubbish ur talking about. I know your type, you still believe age is the reason a person should be respected and not his comportment and manners... my son has dreads, thats the point and we like it like that. So if he is arrested tomorrow that means he doesnt have home training according to you abi? Oga your brain is like a basket that holds nothing sensible.......
Crime / Re: Not All Young Men Are Yahoo Boys - Dolapo Badmus Writes Open Letter To SARS by dickoflife(m): 4:29am On Jun 01, 2018
Maximus85:


What is the concept behind dreadlocks? What is the origin of dreadlocks? And why should a well trained man carry dreadlocks?
my son has been a Nazarene since he was born.. this means no razor has touched his hair and he already has dreadlocks at a young age. Please my dear brother when amadioha was killing people why did u run? You should have been wasted that same day, at least you wont come here to spew this rubbish......

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Crime / Re: Not All Young Men Are Yahoo Boys - Dolapo Badmus Writes Open Letter To SARS by dickoflife(m): 4:23am On Jun 01, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Quite unprofessional of a police PRO to publicly disagree with the judgement of a police department.

And yes I disagree with Dolapo.

All young boys who sag,
Have tattoos
Carry dreads,
Wear big chains,
Drive fancy cars,
Visit clubs and shutdown the bar,
Use iPhones,
Have multiple handsets
Have multiple foreign numbers on their call logs,


Are yahooboys.
I stand to be corrected.
the deepest part of gell is reserved for people like you, shallow minded nitwits whose imbecilic nature cannot be concealed even with mascara.

I have dreads and tattoos of all my kids names. I drive a 2018 toyota corolla, $23,000 and I work legit hard for my money... so whenever I walk the streets of naija I should be arrested for being a fraudster abi, I wish amadioha will just thunder you for me. Na your type no let naija grow... I stand to be corrected..

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Politics / Re: EKITI 2018: APC Rescheduled Governorship Primary Election (Live Updates) by dickoflife(m): 7:40pm On May 12, 2018
Jazzlite:

Is it being broadcasted live? On which station?
receiving reports from the battlefield
Politics / Re: EKITI 2018: APC Rescheduled Governorship Primary Election (Live Updates) by dickoflife(m): 7:37pm On May 12, 2018
Jazzlite:

Those delegates will be stoned. Don't worry. He can bribe a few not the whole State.
they should be hanged
Politics / Re: EKITI 2018: APC Rescheduled Governorship Primary Election (Live Updates) by dickoflife(m): 7:36pm On May 12, 2018
If Fayemi wins Ekiti APC primaries, the election is already lost... Segun Oni is the nemesis of fayose the thief....... anyway, i dey my bedroom dey watch Ekiti sell their birth right again.

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Governorship: Tinubu Reveals Details Of Meeting With APC Aspirants by dickoflife(m): 12:14am On May 10, 2018
pafisayo:


The shameful thing is some consider that shambolic arrangement brought about by Itimidatiin and threat a peaceful PDP election .
I am not in support of the Violence exhibited during APC election but look closely at PDP and think a little then maybe one would understand .

So technically Fayose raised up his deputy for the post and took all necessary means to ensure he gets majority of the Vote .
So technically Fayose is the smartest most brilliant and most wise in PDP ekiti’ e is so wise politically economically administrative wise and in all of this he can see the future of Ekiti and he knows Only Elena can take a PdP led ekiti state to the promise land .
3 people went for the ticket!!! Just 3 ?
This is Politics I’d scratch my Head and ask why Only 3 people in the whole of Ekiti thinks they are the only Only qualified if all had went well Olujimi won’t even be in the Race cos she openly claimed they were being threatened and intimidated .
None of the youths in PDP sought the ticket
None of the industrialist sought the ticket
But then they all wore Ankara sat down in an orderly manner and played the script .

Violence is not the key , APC did not do well but for people who believe this Script played out by PDP well it’s a movie called : Threat and Intimidation gets things done
people like u are dictators.....

So just because 3 people contested the ticket that makes the party the best abi. Fayose used to be my godfather. I learnt a lot from him i also know alot if his secrets. Ekiti us doomed. Ayo fayose has drained us completely. If APC wins you will hear stories
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Family / Re: The Alarming Rate Of Teenage Pregnancy In Rural Areas by dickoflife(m): 9:08pm On Apr 25, 2017
1234onyekwe:
chisos ! U mean fayose of all people sleeps with 3 girls every day.
yes na
Romance / Re: Wish a Nairalander a Happy Easter by dickoflife(m): 3:32am On Apr 18, 2017
Davidhero:


Drop ur current mail address that's accessable, then i can reach you.


Ummn, i don't think i know of any.
babatola20@yahoo.com
Romance / Re: Wish a Nairalander a Happy Easter by dickoflife(m): 8:19am On Apr 17, 2017
Davidhero:


Sent u a pm.....
cant access my pm for no reason.... how can i contact you? Know any nairalander in chicago?
Romance / Re: Wish a Nairalander a Happy Easter by dickoflife(m): 1:25am On Apr 17, 2017
Davidhero:


Ahhh, no Sir.
My phone crashed, couldn't reach u again...
kool... where u dey?
Romance / Re: Wish a Nairalander a Happy Easter by dickoflife(m): 4:14pm On Apr 16, 2017
Davidhero:
He didn't carry the cross for weight lifting.

Neither did he endure the flogging to marry a
fulani lady nor did he wear the crown to be the
next Oba of Benin.

He did it for us all. May his death and ressurection bring forth in Abundance, his Blessings, Protection and Favour.

Happy Easter...
Cc: Photoshoot
Smellymouth
DickofLife
GodOverAll
Explorers
All Nairalanders!!!

Davidhero haaa u just abandoned me like dat....
Romance / Re: 7 Ways Poor Guys Survive Without A Girlfriend by dickoflife(m): 10:27pm On Apr 11, 2017
Sensless post.. i am not broke by any standards.. i love porn and watch for an hour everyday after work. Its just a hobby.. fir ur info i only Bleep the sweetest gals with big nice round booty. To be fine boy no easy...

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Politics / Subjucation Of A People. by dickoflife(m): 10:43pm On Apr 02, 2017
AND FAYOSE SAID LET THERE BE POVERTY

GOODLUCK JONATHAN created INEC and he saw that it was good and he said go forth and conduct elections, and Fayose was the governor of Ekiti.

And Fayose created poverty and he saw that it was good to keep peoples mouth shut and he said go forth and keep the people of Ekiti submissive to me.

I had a chat with a friend who works in the governors office awhile ago and he lamented that the workers were owed 7 months salary despite oga fayose being able to pay but purposely embarking on projects where he could loot, steal and plunder. He said, 'Ayo as I speak with you I feel as if poverty has become human personified and walks amongst the children of men'. That statement seemed fallacious to me so I embarked upon my own investigation. I compiled names of wveryone I knew or was a facebook friend and works in Ekiti, after 3 hours on the phone I had to stop as tears flowed freely from my eyes. A close friend whom I cannot name went as far as to say his wife was now a corporate prostitute as they needed to fend for their kids, both of them being civil servants and the wife resorted to sleeping with a few of those in government whom she knew personally because of the financial gain and as a husband who had not a kobo to his name he was powerless to say a word. The very same can be said for the vast majority of people who do a lot of shameful things in Ekiti just to survive. Our wives are now whores, our daughters slay mama's and our future bereft of hope. The question is no longer how much can I afford to save but rather where is my next meal coming from?

Paris fund mismanagement is amongst the least of our worries right now. Ekiti is a civil servant state, 90 percent of income is from the state government and so any attempt whatsoever to default is like a crippling effect on the economy and it has a ripple effect on the masses. No wonder fayose has repeatedly boasted of winning elections in all local governments, he has subjugated the people through hunger, a powerful weapon of war. He has mistresses who are richer than most ministries in Ekiti yet the average worker is owed 7 months salary.

Poverty has assumed human form, taken flesh from my fellow brothers and sister, fed on greed, grown fat on hunger, now he ravages my people, plundering and pillaging. I used to be an advocate for democracy and eldevelopment of infrastructure and human capital now I simply want my people to be fed off the produce of the land they have sweated and laboured to build. I want taxpayers money be spent to ensure the people are kept alive and fed. I want a smile across peoples faces. I dont think this is too much to ask.

I am sick and tired of fayose lining up my people in the sun to he given a bag of rice worth 300 naira and 200 naira as transport fare. I am tired of him making my kith and kin to shed tears of hunger, I am tired of the downtrodden crying in the marketplace without solace to their cries...
This December is the last fayose has in government house, please someone should remind him to give Olosho United (the harem of call girls in government house) the marching orders, we need sanity in our government.

Developing human capital is the only way to eradicate this death of brain in Ekiti. Everybody seems bereft of ideas to make the state better because their spirits have been broken and their bodies weak; and in my minds eye as I walk through the valley of the shadow of darkness fayose has put Ekiti, as I transverse the length and breath of my beloved state, from Ikere to Ado, from Gbonyin to Omuo, the story is the same, we need a messiah, someone to wipe the slates and give respite to the people. As I shed tears of blood for my people, the response the angels brought to me is , 'who is the messiah of Ekiti'?

This is the immediate question, fayose's tenure has come and gone and I no longer care about who wants to impeach him or attack him, I am more concerned about how my people will be fed, clothed and live better, who is our next GOVERNOR? I am certain of one thing though, for my people in Ekiti, it is not yet UHURU.....

Darkaengel
April 2nd, 2017
Copyright.
Family / Re: Things I Am Seeing In Guest House, Women are not to be trusted by dickoflife(m): 3:32am On Mar 17, 2017
DickDastardly:
Oga Observer, go on punishing your poor soul. There are divorcees, widows and widowers, matured singles etc. Stop jumping into conclusion like a rhesus monkey swinging on trees. Btw, its their lives not yours. See, in this great circle of life, everyone must play their role. Thats why we had JUDAS among the apostles and also the adulterous woman jesus saved from being stoned to death.
Your should draw the positives from this. And thats to stay as far away as possible from the negatives observe at that hotel. I.e be as faithful as possible to your partner when you join the married league and live God to judge the evil doers. cool cool
point of correction sir, most of the rhesus monkeys are in labs for experiment so next time tell him he is inside lab being used for experiment.
Politics / Re: Godknows Igali Forfeits 47 Cars To FG (photo) by dickoflife(m): 3:49am On Mar 04, 2017
Blaqsuqar:

Jobs in naija is still by who u know, people are called from their homes to resume a job they did not even apply for whereas those who applied and probably are waiting to hear the outcome of the interview get nothing
Your monick doe... lipsrsealed
Lol, the monicker is right on point. I wish that man rots in hell, i was right in front of him still he said no job.

I think say na only me be see am...abeg are they constructing mansions in heaven9ja is bleeped forklifted
Politics / Re: Godknows Igali Forfeits 47 Cars To FG (photo) by dickoflife(m): 12:22am On Mar 02, 2017
mesoprogress:
Nigerians steal like ediots. What's he doing with 47 cars ? Is he on car hiring business?
his time has come... i met this man personally few years back and told him i submitted my cv and yet no job from his ministry he promised to work on it and in my presence someone else who already had a steady job came in with a note from someone to pisition him in the ministry of power, me wey never get job he just brushed aside, today i cant dream of working in Nigeria again talkless of working for someone.... life is turn by turn, what you do today will haunt your tomorrow.

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Romance / Re: Guys, See How To Start Up A Conversation With A Girl In A Bus by dickoflife(m): 4:03am On Jan 21, 2017
darbeelicous:
its easy...... The "is anybody sitting here?"usually works, others also use the "please I don't know my bus stop can you let me know when we get there" most times they'll be like "what's the title of the book you are reading?" lolz......(that's if the gal is reading a Novell) but it all ends in the "please can I get ur number id like to know u more" speech!
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Guys I doff my hat for Una o!
lol na lie.. my own simple...

Sister i just paid your bus fare..... please dont tell the conductor to return my money o....

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