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oyinbogirl: Wow really? If im not prying can I ask why you made this choice please?

Children are stress, n I avoid stress as possible

Wish not to have children, though I knw it will b difficult to convince a wife wenever I am ready to get married dat I dont want a child. If I get a lady dat will accept, good. If not, will not have more than one.

Are u intending to sell ur S3, a friend of mine will be willing to buy it. Anyone interested in Nokia E7? it's available. Location is Abuja.

siobahn: If this girl is 17, then i'm 12 or is 17 her football age?

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No, its her prostitute age

Whenever a woman wins a case of her husband raping her in dis part of d world, dat is when Amaechi will be listened to.

RIP

Naija army babe

A newly completed, 4 block of flat,  3 bedroom each with POP ceiling, wardrobes, 3baths, tiled floors, kitchen cabinets, etc.  at Maitama, close to inspector general of police residential house. The flat is beautifully fenced with security house and guard 24/7. It has water from waterboard, storage tanks and Electricity supply is stable. Asking price is 2.5 million naira  per annum x 2yrs. If interested please contact  me at 
diamdig@gmail.com

Hope FGN did not patronize James Mccormick? Cos sometimes i wonder how suicide bombers pass through with all the military check points.

James McCormick guilty of selling fake bomb detectors
Millionaire businessman James McCormick, 56, has been convicted at the Old Bailey of three counts of fraud after selling fake bomb detectors.

The Advanced Detection Equipment was based on a golf ball finder device and sold for up to $40,000 (£27,000) in Iraq, Georgia, Saudi Arabia and Niger.

McCormick, of Langport, Somerset, made an estimated £50m from sales of his fake detectors.

He marketed the detectors to military, governments and police and even the UN.

The models were described by prosecutors as completely ineffectual and lacking any grounding in science.

McCormick showed a complete disregard for the safety of those that used and relied upon the device for their own security and protection”

There is no evidence that he tried to sell to the Ministry of Defence (MoD), but an Essex policeman organised a demonstration which was watched by an MoD inspector.

McCormick claimed that the detectors could bypass "all forms of concealment".

However Richard Whittam QC, who was prosecuting, said "the devices did not work and he knew they did not work."

Iraq spent more than $40m on 6000 devices between 2008 and 2010.

"The devices were used at numerous checkpoints within Iraq during this period. It is clear that both civilians and armed forces personnel were put at significant risk in relying upon this equipment" said Det Insp Ed Heath of the Avon and Somerset Constabulary, the deputy senior investigating officer

"McCormick showed a complete disregard for the safety of those that used and relied upon the device for their own security and protection. He amassed many millions of pounds through his greed and criminal enterprise."

McCormick was remanded on conditional bail and will be sentenced on 2 May
Source: BBC

His excuse does not hold even a drop of water, he killed d lady on purpose.

Entered her cab once, she talks too much.

They just arrived, came down from dere bus, waved to d crowd for 2min n left.

We d pple of Abia state are @ d National stadium waiting for our broda Sunday Mba n d rest SE crew.

[quote author=Aunty nurse][/quote]she said she dont want to ve kids, n u r thinking sometin else. As a man, I dont want kids, dats d reason I dont think of getting married. So wat r u thinking abt me? Wateva u think shld b ur cup of tea.

Not a lady though, but I'♏ using tracia, ve used olay b4, tracia tends τ̅☺ last longer 4 me than olay, I also prefer d smell of tracia τ̅☺ olay and tracia gives me better result than olay in terms of skin quality

Dis gal Απϑ I r 4rm dis same village, a village in isiukwuato, Abia state, she use τ̅☺ be my junior then @ surulere secondary school. Ride Øŋ gal

I met a consultant today τ̅☺ put me through Øŋ how τ̅☺ start a poultry farm, I want τ̅☺ start with 1000 broiler, she said she will supply me @ d rate of 220 per chick, will be depositing d money tomorrow, Απϑ she said I will get d supply no (23rd) tuesday morning, which means 23rd of dec will make them 8weeks and ready for sale for d festive season. I ve also negotiated for a house where I will rear them, will renovate d place tomorrow. Dear NLders if u ve any advice for me, pls do not hesitate τ̅☺ drop them here. i.e the consultant is a specialist in poultry farm, she has a farm within distance where I want τ̅☺ set up mine, Απϑ I will be registering with her company, so that she will be giving me advice from time τ̅☺ time, Απϑ visit my poultry farm if required.
@ fnk will like τ̅☺ buy ur v-mix, send me an email on how τ̅☺ contact u. Thks

@ fnk. Really appreciate ur input in this thread. I ve come τ̅☺ love this poultry farm biz after going through the whole 21page, i presently ve #500.000 τ̅☺ start up a biz, but not certain on which τ̅☺ invest my money. what is the American product u are introducing and marketing, Can I be involved? I'm based in Abuja, can I start this poultry biz (broiler) dis week and ¶† will be ready for consumption by 20th of December? Will also appreciate if u send me d study u did for ur poultry farm. @yahoo.com. Thks

1ndidi2: Dio mio! Abasi mbo!

Nna nyi no n'eligwe,ka otito diri n'aha gi. KA E ME UCHE GI n'uwa, ka OCHICHI gi bia,e kwela kanyi daba na njo! Ma zoputa anyi n'ajo ihe! Amin.

Did u read dis post in ur dialect?

If he was τ̅☺ be nobody, they will drag him τ̅☺ court immediately, but since he is somebody, they will drag their feet. Mofos

I'm not supporting dis man in any ramification, but if u know dis man even small, u go know say dis man follow 4 people wey get dis country.

My cousin ve graduated for some years now without job, I want to set up any viable business for him, NL, any viable business idea that #500.000 can start in Abuja?
His strengths are:
His a business admin graduate
I trust his judgement
He has been in Abuja for not less than 15yrs

Though I would ve love to use the money to buy FG job for him, but none is available now, that's d reason I'm opting for business.

gidjah: really wish ds phones will be Android compartible.battery needs be strong n dirable too. Touch screen phones no dey get lng lasting cell, na only God go save africa with new century slavery!

My samsung galaxy pocket bat3 dey last 4 me Ooº°˚ , try am make U̶̲̥̅̊ see

When Cameroon wanted τ̅☺ build dis dere dam years baq, ¶† was agreed with d Nigeria govt then τ̅☺ build a corresponding dam here in Nigeria, so dat wheneva Cameroon releases d water from dere dam, d dam built by Nigeria will absorb d water, but what happened, Nigeria refuse τ̅☺ build its own out of sheer negligence, Απϑ dis is d resultant effect.

Going forward, Nigeria govt shld start making arrangement τ̅☺ build d said dam, τ̅☺ avoid or reduce d effect of such happening next tym

musiwa7: the moment they were informed of cameroon were going to open the dam. they should have created water channel along the banks of the rivers for it to break the flow intensity from adamawa.. If they have break the flow in adamawa using channels at the banks of the river benue in adamawa.. only adamawa will be affected..

the solution may be to construct levels , so that they just quickly release the levels.

When Cameroon wanted τ̅☺ build dis dere dam years baq, ¶† was agreed with d Nigeria govt then τ̅☺ build a corresponding dam here in Nigeria, so dat wheneva Cameroon releases d water from dere dam, d dam built by Nigeria will absorb d water, but what happened, Nigeria refuse τ̅☺ build its own out of sheer negligence, Απϑ dis is d resultant effect.

God will not allow me τ̅☺ ve appetite for such local gin. Gbam

@ op, we love u, but God loves u best. RIP

[quote author=Kslib]This flood is everywhere oh.. Its strange though..

Look mr man,the concentration of that water alone will render a nuclear bomb useless.. Do you know how many sack of poo,gulder urine,baby pampers and sour garri is in that water? So yes,there is a whale but it is dead..
Yes d whales r dead but d sharks r still coping τ̅☺ b alive.

Chuksgeo: I really want to tell my own acct of escaping armed robbery in ekiti, as we just left camp, as a youth corp member we were assigned first bank ifaki ekiti to open acct but on reaching there around 12 pm we were told that the bank has closed for the day that they received what they perceived as security threat, we as corp members just coming out from camp we wanted to do everything immediately like get a house, open the bank acc etc and travel so as to be able to come back within the allowed time we were given offcourse we are new to the communities we are posted to. Fortunately and unfortunately, It happened that after about 3 weeks of this incidence,I and my fellow corp member friend went to this very bank to collect his ATM since I have collected mine the day before that day, we just entered a taxi as we left the bank, the armed robbers attacked the bank. Long story short whatever thing you are told as regards to security please obey cause that day was a narrow escape for me and my friend.

U need to work on ur English