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raumdeuter:
Not everyone can be as smart as ramdeuter.

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Where u dey Mr Craaaaa!? Uncle Dayo asked for you to read the above statement every morning when you wake and at night before you go to bed.

Spy360:
Man United wanted Morata but got Lukaku. Chelsea wanted Lukaku but got Morata. I'd take Lukaku any day over Morata.

That's why you have bunch of ediots in your starting 11 week in,week out!

PattyCake:
I find it funny how the Morata fan boys at Man utd are all of a sudden acting like he's the worst thing since HIV likewise the Lukaku Fan boys at Chelsea acting vice versa...Well it's on record Ballotelli
Was my first choice

eph12:
Tell bros say you no meet me for house

You sef if they send you this kind message next time no go

Ha....I no go fit tell Bros T dat one na....haba! U want make dem stop my salary?

timbros:
Shifting goal post? LOL....I thought you were among the intelligent Man United fans in this board.

Ever heard of "per 90 metric"? Oya take this homework. Google "per 90 metrics" and see why Morata with 15 goals is rated 1.01 against Lukaku with 25 goals (rated 0.69).

Bia.....where you dey eph12? Ehn ehn....kindly sign for here.....here...and here! Na Bros T send me come. Thank you.

Emm....emmmm.... Airmark sent this mail to all mAgad united fan. Kindly sign your signatures here....here....and here!

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airmark:
Forget this story. Mou came out to confirm they missed Morata. Conte never came out to complain of missing lukaku. Take your L and look for Lukaku and Lindegolf in LA. You can search for Lingaard too.



Yes we know you guys are unserious. We see y'all as clowns.

Thanks

Lordfalcao asked me to post this here....

lordfalcao:
Man u fans have been calling lukaku "ukaku" because they believe Chelsea took the L. Please can we call him "avaro Morata" because man u took the L with a bottle of otapiapia ??

Funlord I saw what you did o! U use vex dey flog my guy koboko since yesterday night....sey na bcuz morata signed for him dream club(cfc) or bcuz my guy thief lines from internet? Bcuz the beating was just too much.

Fear God when next u dey dash out punishment Bros...

Lana1:
Lol. I no send what he thinks of Lukaku now. All i care about right now is what has been said in the past. Anyone says rubbish about Lukaku now, i ve enough ammo from Monsieur Nihilist's Arsenal to eviscerate them

Na so....no be Ukaku na lukaku abi? Una never see anything yet!

Lana1:
Guy STFU and stop sounding as if u re pained.

*In the words of Monsieur Nihilist*
Show some fúcking respect!!

Kindly ask Nihilist what he thinks of lukaku now. e go shock you.

funlord:
I don't play with wild animals! Especially when it's a species that I don't know! Let's keep the banter going please......

funlord:
I don't know where this useless, godforsaken, demented son of a village deer hunter and a retired witch sprouted from and waltzed like a satisfied harlot into my convo with other humans but given the chelsea threads recent proclivity for producing new age _morons, destitutes and recent yaba left hall of fame inductees these days it is not that surprising that you have recently made this zanga your home while in the midst of more seasoned and brilliant chelses fans! You are unoriginal, cerbrally vapid, boring, most likely gay like your grand father was, obviously possess the post modern version of _stupidity and most likely seek some sort of validation form the series of unfortunate moments and events you term as your life! I am not responsible for the gene rational curse that has afflicted your wretched family for close to 50 years now? Neither am I responsible for your miserable existence which involves drugs, crime, gay sex, constant beat downs, family rejection and dodging the law? This Is your 2nd time quoting me on this thread...have you not heard that it is not possible for human beings to converse with apes? Or do you possess a translator now?

Ogbeni kindly concentrate on using those talons you call finger digits to chat or converse with your fellow alumni from that soka forest institution of _dunces that you graduated from with flying colors from today henceforth...your future is my past and I don't think in reverse! If you died right now I would gladly escort your sister to the side of your coffin and order your sister to slurp my nuts before telling her to step aside while I _ejaculate into your eyeballs as my parting gift for your deformed, boil ravaged face from this world into the next...that's how much of a _fuck I think I may need to give about something as meaningless as you!


Now..._fuck you, your opinion, your life, your _family, your unborn kids and their own generations yet unborn! Get the hell out of my mentions you wannabe, half wit bastard!

Shuuuu....funlord na play we dey play o!!

dopeJemi:
how about number of years lived

We can add dat to it if you want us to

Elnino4ladies:
LMAO

someone should pls pay me bounce back by Big Sean for man Utd fans

Dj Tval pls u hv a request here. Tx boss

Lana1:
Lol. It appyas u people ll be signing Morata. But as usual, u must drag United into it
Always so desperate for a win over United!!

Quick to drag mAgad united ke! Bruv u guys have been dragging us like forever....do you know how many pages you guys spent celebrating how you spat on us? Do u know how many useless pictures u guys posted here? But we are the once always quick to drag you guys. Bobo....pls hold the L in front of your name first. Now go and hug ya girlfriend

weedtaker:
are you okay? cc: Dlordsamurai

Na who be this fraudster? When I post this one again? Bia. .....weedtaker be careful.

Tval:
Even Skysports has joined in

Funlord kindly take the L in the middle of your name and use it as a pendant for Ur necklace. Tx bros

weedtaker:
Lol mumu how many UCL goals do your clubs best player have? diggz abeg come teach dis smally how to troll or i go call samurai come scatter here o

Bruv....no be mumu be the guy ojare...Na korrect guy. Anything to shyyte and spit on mAgad united is fine by me.

Mentions:
ManU fans have forgotten so fast how hazard rejected them and choose us

How mikel rejected them after a press conference and choose us


Chelsea have never gone after a player and didn't get the player #fact

Ask spurs

Kindly help me visit the scummies thread with this info bro. Tx

I am totally ok with moratas Price. I can only hope he comes good for us now.

knightsTempler:
Culled from BBC sport

Please when last did you visit manUs thread? Kindly help me post it there. Tx alot.

Ibime:
When the whole family is hungry and there is only N100 left which can only buy beans, nobody will ask whether it was mummy or daddy that bought the beans.

Lol..

Tval:
Diggz asked me to post this here. I come in peace.

Bwuahahahaha......

Tval:
Perez still mad at Man Utd

Kindly move this to scummies thread.....

Cc griffon,airmark,hensben,lordfalcao,nihilist can,tval, emaprince,timbros, Bigkesh etc kindly move to mAgad united so we can celebrate our newest acquisition.

Thank you.

Fvck u mAgad united!!!!!!

Nihilist:
Who has those stats that show Morata better than Lukaku?

its propaganda time

Of course morata is infinitely better than lukaku...who needs to see a fvcking stat!?

funlord:
He actually is! All he needs is more time in the gym to aid his balance and strength on the ball, develop a killer instinct in front of goal in addition to a top strikers required selfishness! Go and check the videos I've uploaded on him on our thread and see whether you can ever compare him to batsuya.....

You don't buy a player for that amount with all this plenty what ifs! Or plenty of room to learn and improve. For this amount bros....e gats deliver immediately shikena!! And No! He is not better than batshuayi.