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PattyCake:
That was Brightwood not me

Brightwood ,vanquay and co. is not you abi?

Funlord.....abeg come help check if this no be your guy?

PDPGuy:
How can a club pay a player 500,000 Pounds/week? And you say someone should go get a Bachelors and Masters degree? After all that, you'd be lucky to be paid $60,000/year.

Mehn, this life isn't fair oh.

That's why no be only book your kids suppose read. I will send my kids to school wella but I will also prioritize growing every talent they have. And, just the way my father made it compulsory for most of my siblings to study a particular course I will force my son to play ball or any sports of his choice as long as money dey inside. My daughter inclusive.


Who white collar job epp?

PattyCake:
Why should a sane soccer player/fan take that list serious...Kante for 10m....Funny joke.

BTW give me that money I will take all the 2m players and pocket the rest, There's a reason I'm the manager...To make wise financial decisions.

I will just pretend like you didn't announce your glorious exit from NL few days ago and welcome you back

Ibime:
There is no joining hand in 5-a-side. It be like say you never play 5-a-side before. 5-a-side is strictly 1 v 1. If you leave your man to go join hand elsewhere, with one pass, the man you just left will be played in on goal. There is one rule in 5-a-side - do not be dribbled. In UK Powerleague, if someone looks like he is getting past you, you have to shoulder him into the sideboard to save your team.

This one naim coach dey always dey tell us way back....

You can loose the man but never miss or loose the legs. If you carry wan dribble me anyhow I go just kpak u bcuz I no go ever let you go.

timbros:
I edited.

I just saw it.sorry

donjazet:
By the way, if I'm to just randomly pick 5, my pick would be:

Buffon

Bonnuci

Kante, verrati

Messi.

You go owe gbese bcuz na only 24mil u get n u fit spend bros

timbros:
Let's catch some fun guys....

One team. £24m. Who will your signings be?

Nihilist Ibime lordfalcao hensben diggz bigkesh raumdeuter donjazet funlord2 nateev lalaboi airmark emaprince griffon bimffo etc etc

I'll go for Ronaldo, Marcelo, Luiz, Mbappe and Walker.

Who will be your keeper then?


Lloris,Luiz,Messi,Mbappe and Walker.

timbros:
Na from Emirates you go dey report live now.

You dey mind am? Na hin belle sweet pass for the trsf n d player no b even our own. Bros no go nid travel to ligue1 again.

Emaprince:
Dem even use bible chapters slaughter a nigga.

I just dey laugh.

Y u wicked like dis?

chidexxy007:
Na oldmen full this thread aswear.. see dem mentioning '97, '98 wen bois still dy run around wit pant dy push moto tire wey big pass us

You see why u suppose dey roll for ground greet us?

Keky welcome back.

bigkesh:
Happened in 2010,2015 and now 2017

Since Emenalo joined us we have never had a good summer after winning the league

Someone is always around to fvck things up and destroy the work of every coach who has made an impact for us. A constant....not moving away...always on ground season after season.

I no shall call name for here, make una just leave me alone to whine like a bytch pls bcuz this shyte is fvcking annoying

Today is 4th already yet no signing.....

funlord:
Matic na dm! We need an extra dm? He is Your 2nd best dm in chelsea for that matter! A key ingredient in your sides recent success? Even though he has not signed how is 40m for a multiple league winner with a close to perfect injury free record a maga bill? But Sandro for 60 million is not? Perspective nigga.....get some!

Thank God you are now happy with the player and the price.

Matic fall on you! 40mil fall on cfc! Maga fall on you!

Funlord....how marketttee? Mathematics fall on you

The way lordfalcao dey call players average ehn.....when I call rudiger sodje average now cassala go burst

Scumwats

This happened to me many years ago in lagos. Then I was driving Honda accord EOD. It was late in the evening when I parked my car, got out to get this very nice barbeque fish from my usual spot.

After buying the fish, I walked back to were I parked my car then I opened the drivers side using my car keys bcuz the remote was faulty at the time just to find out I was in the wrong car. Same colour,same model and all. Omo.....the way I jumped out of the car ehn!! Funny enough my car was parked right Infront of the car I mistakenly got into bcuz my car keys was able to open it.

Nihilist:
If Michael Keane is going for 30m then Rudiger at 33 is a steal.

Seems like 30m is the new 10.

Is Michael Keane not English?

Fvck me u mean that expensive shyttee from Madrid!?

Fvck fvck fvck

airmark:
I will like to know who is responsible for all these stvpid decisions in this transfer window. Is anyone planning to sabotage conte's effort next season? Hazard should get zidane's digit asap.

Which danilo is dat?

Fine evening I must say....I am only here to read epistles from funlord in defence of 6thunited while he gets brutally beaten with sticks and stoned with bottles by airmark.

Kindly finish the Lord's work Don Airmark

Funlord2:
I love embarrassing you people!

How are you guys even better than us with what you posted?

Please stop the gucci hype bruv, you ain't hushpupii

Funlord2:
Between chelsea and man united who do you think is the better pure foot balling side? Or you want me to now pull out both teams chance creation, possession, set piece and shots on goal stats too further embarrass you? Even in your title winning season? You guys need to be on comedy central walahi!

Chelsea fan wants to chat about attacking football with a united fan? Sacrilege

Please keep your stats to yourself . We know which of the clubs makes us dose off when they play. ManU and good football.. . probably rugby or shoot and follow is more like it. Na who dash monkey banana?

Funlord2:
No wahala! Everybody must always agree say na him mama soup sweet pass but at the end of the day hard facts always trumps sentiment!

Na so...while Luiz was busy playing through injuries to win the pl the useless Ishan kept on visiting igbobi due to acute steeeewpidity like he was being paid for occupying a room self contain there

weedtaker:
yeye thread, with wack pundits

Na Ur wackiness? Abeg run back to Ur moronic thread to chat with the dead ghosts wey remain dere

Funlord2:
You dey mind them! You no see as them no wan gree argue the matter again after they saw hard evidence? A man misses 3 months of the season with a knee injury and even plays afcon thereby missing more games, still came back and finished in the team with the second best central defence in the league? Still has better defensive stats than that their mop haired joker that played all their games but to them that means he is worse! I repeat the only natural central defender who can be compared to bailly in that their team has retired!

Why we go argue when we prefer all we players including Mr sodje to Bailey!?

lordfalcao:
why Una dy like yarn anyhow.. Concentration is one thing rudiger has

See pot calling kettle black no worry urself let's wait to see what happens next season. God will keep us all. I will be here to drag Ur e-life.

Funlord2:
Cc: donjazet and godstraight



I know say the thing don pain una but that one no concern me! I no fit shout make premier league itself help me close una mouths!

https://www.premierleague.com/players/12937/Eric-Bailly/stats?se=54


Vs


https://www.premierleague.com/players/4100/David-Luiz/stats?se=54



Keep in mind baily even lost almost 3 months of the season due to a knee injury while sideshow Bob played every game! Emphasis on defence please since they are not strikers!





Baily top screen shot sideshow baba bottom

Lost 3months from playing Ishan football right?

Funlord2:
Sorry to disappoint you but even as of last season your team did not and still does not possess any central defender on baillys level! Include skills on the ball, ruggedity, passing, pace, power, reading of the game, playing out from the back, interceptions, discipline etc! Abeg try dey use mustafi or john stones and other such mere mortals whenever you want compare central defenders and not gods from manchester!

Oh please.... stoppeeet! Which kind yeye Bailey be dat! That dude ain't even better than zouma.....

My own be say.... I no see who rudiger sodje wan bench for that defence. Every yans /oyinbo na shifting of goal post e be.



Captain Cahill I prefer you a billion times to sodje.

hensben:
RCB azpi moved to RWB. I told you this earlier.

Ok....no wahala.

I will rest my case for now bcuz from look of things he may end up not signing for us.