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SailorXY:
ronaldo
messi
bale
james
di maria
robben
ibrahimovic
reus
neymar
suarez
muller
neuer
vidal
kompany
aguero
toure
hummels
ribery
silva
fabregas
goetze
thiago silva
mascherano
etc etc in no particular order!

this is just narrowed down to recent form... their undoubted quality aside
tell me who Hazard can displace on this list

What type of useless list is dis one ? God Abeg ooo......! Putting neuer,kompany, mash,silva and co in the same list as hazard..... Abi is hazard expected to keep and play as a defender too ? Sailor na Orijin or alomo dey do u like dis So?

Dk y u dey find unnecessary trouble today ? Na dat yeye Gotze u dey naim amongst peeps wry better pass hazard ? Thunder go fire u for dat rubbish talk.

Dj coded....... Abeg take dis bottle of Rozay use hold ur side bros..... Where the asun guy Abeg giv Coded the biggest portion of asun Abeg....

Dj Abeg knack me Modenine - cry

Dis party no dey end e Oooooo.....

Dj coded Abeg knack me tuface....ifeneme

Coded my mannnnn Korrect DJ.....
Abeg na one week party we wan do here Oooooo...

Take one Henessy Vsop use hold ur side first..

O boi. .! Share palmwine and groundnut for goonerssss....

Dj Abeg knack me better pikin by harry song. .

Mk the fried rice n chicken dey on standby plssss...

Dj Abeg knack me black rob Abeg .....anyfin at all

Tval:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41qC3w3UUkU&spfreload=1

Guy u Korrect dieeeeee...

chic2pimp:
U dey craze ni? Abeg take back Torres and give us Costa. We no want again abeg

Haba oga .... Pity us now....! Pls we dash u Torres for free plus we shall pay all him salary till the loan end. Kindly help us kip him happy over dere by giving him shape to keep plsssssss...

Bimfo u say u happy say kpantaki lock up ? Bruv na him normal mode everytime we play dem la u forget as d ignoramus dey villas for we thread ?

Dj Abeg knack me 2pac _ hit dem up.....

Coded u too much....

Chaiiiiii.......I remember a certain kPantaki, elpusnonino n edoyansh knacking jaws here awhile ago....... Abeg how marketeeeeeeee... ! Fcuuuuking retards al yah ...

Dj Abeg play me terry G- u can not run run than terry G unless u run mad Abeg

Where Pantaki, elpusnonino n Edoyad( da qpr supporter ) shebi the season don start ?

Dj Abeg play me u can not run run dan Terry G until u run mad......!

Test the microphone ayyy,terry g test d microphone yayyyy.....oya start to dey jolli ayyy....O lord dooo ayyyy

Olaone1: #Dorolosers

Chelsea mega
Chelsea super
Chelsea losers



Chelsea megasuperlosers

Na who allow dis madt man leave Yaba Left ?

Where is sailor

SIRcumalot: Only a chelsea loss will redeem dis day

Rflmao.....see beef.... . At least na Una Oga(epl champion) naim we dey play against. Not getting some bashing from a championship team abi na Mk Dons twins be dis ?

Dj no dey dis house ni ? Abeg knack me Ukwu by timaya.....
Barman gimme one very chilled bottle of 33 where dat asun guy ? Give everyone one plate of asun.....! Billls on meeeee

Ehn ehnn.....can someone explain blinds contribution today ?

Una don reach here..... Abeg mk una help me hit dem up by 2pac

To think dat blankett is just 20years old

nateevs: What's the use comparing Di Maria and Hazard? Di Maria is 26. He's had more years to do what he does.


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I really wish JM can stop the use of Azpilicueta on the left and play a proper left back. While Cesar is solid on the left, the tactic totally removes any sort of supporting attack on the left flank. There's no LB working the left flank with serious pace, dangerous crosses and goal threats. This means Hazard has to do it all on his own. Constantly marked out by 3 players, with little or no attacking support, reduces his overall influence on the game. If we gave teams another outlet of attack to worry about on the left, Hazard will be even more dangerous and consequently, more prolific.

When people argue about Hazard, always remember this important factor. Not even Coogar can claim Young/Nani could have been as effective if they didn't have an Evra bombing down the left at intervals.

Thank you

nitlad: Oga cool down jare. . .

When you begin mod this section sef?

Abeg free ninjas make ninjas brawl jor.

Chamo, Ogbeche, Muki et al don give free pass. . . You think they call this section Deathly Hallows for nothing?

Verbal and intellectual lilliputians are murked for fun here. Na wetin dey make this section bubble be dat.

Lwkmd......

Ibime: There was one journalist who said "every club that signs Balotelli throw a big party when he signs. . . then they throw an even bigger party when he leaves,"

Hehehehehe....I fear for Liverpool this season. This one wey dem dey dash three points left right and center so,I shall hope dey will also help us with three points when we get to face dem.

Cougar cougar....! You don't care abt the likes yet,just after I asked you to do the counting ursef. You ancestors started to help u gather likes yet u claim not to care. Biiaatccch Plssssss

coogar: who cares about likes? you think it's about likes for me? knowing that you surround yourself with jobless family members, it's nor beyond them to log on NL & let a mental handicap be happy for once in his miserable life.

keep the likes, i would keep the haymakers i have delivered to your glass jaw tonight. the lack of decorum is the reason you are still here. your mother's labiä was exposed as having 2 opposite directions & you are getting orgäsms for likes?

your own don finish.

You are a boring,useless n classless piece of shyyyyte.I hv bin bashing ur brainless head on the grounds of nairaland all day while, u busy insulting ur moms and lineage(ur greatest achievement). You hv bin well trashed from the beginning so,I will let u kip exposing ur moms and lineage on NL while I enjoy my evening.

coogar: you have been murdered on your own turf!
see, you need to wake up all your dead ancestors, arm them all with SAWs before i can even consider this a brawl. you are too little to cause a ripple - i've killed more stubborn blackheads like yourself than a pimple removal cream.

don't you fücking ever in your miserable life step to me again. i have a zero tolerance for inbred piglets like you. incëst is so embedded in your genetic code, even your white blood cells want to fück the red blood cells. i don't normally brawl with civilians like you but you brought this on yourself.

I know u are dying to be the winner Kindly check the number of ur likes against mine and score ur self accordingly. Da greatest cougar of dem all. Declaring himself to be the President of Naija since the year 1960.... Na slave u be ogbeni..fccccuk off Jor.....!

coogar: i could do anything i want - that's why i am called the prince of persia. frustrated little dwarf, put the G in garbage and what else? you are so lame.......as lame as the hoodlums that rapëd your mother & left your her labiâ facing opposite directions like 2 different addresses.

the more you struggle, the more you would sink in this quicksand you have jumped into this evening. i am bringing the heat in the next post. by the time i am done with you, you would be begging to kill yourself tonight.

No be only prince of Persia see shoe shine slavish hegoat. Thanks for telling us all the details if u and ur moms. I expect nuffing less from a Cougar

coogar: i could do anything i want - that's why i am called the prince of persia. frustrated little dwarf, put the G in garbage and what else? you are so lame.......as lame as the hoodlums that rapëd your mother & left your her labiâ facing opposite directions like 2 different addresses.

the more you struggle, the more you would sink in this quicksand you have jumped into this evening. i am bringing the heat in the next post. by the time i am done with you, you would be begging to kill yourself tonight.

Same old crap.... chaiii......sorry son. Try new lines or better still go grab a dictionary...! Yawns......boring boring hairless frustrated lame animal doctor

coogar: maybe all of them are losers like you said - but the poorest out of them all would put your father in a cage as a pet & feed him for the rest of his life.

ask my co man utd fans? hahahaha
that's the difference - my opinion is my opinion, i don't share the herd mentality. my opinion is even backed by statistical evidence so go kill yourself.

this hazard debate must be hurting you to spit that much expletives. maybe that's not why you are hurting - reading the guests at your christening ate your placenta might be the reason you are irked.

if you want me to apologise, just ask.

You are rili da scorn of da earth. Literally,you mk d babbles of a 6months old child to sound like a well written speech by Prof wole Soyinka. Cougar ur punchlines are as dry as a okprokpo fish. Funny part is,you loud ursef in ur own stewpidity u are the joke of the earth. Even if u are giving the free space to use the so called intellect u claim to possess u still always end up short of expectations. Reason is,u are a one way stereotype empty midget running on a particular track. You can't survive outside ur usual stale lines,creativity means nuffing to you,I mean you make klint da drunk look and sound better dan the way he is. Face bush ojare......Ozwo....!!!

coogar: if one translates this to igbo, it would sound like what pete edochie was saying to his charms in things fall apart! i just did an exposé on how your genesis was poverty-stricken, and this is your rebuttal to that?

are you a man at all? if someone addresses me the way i did to you, i would be spazzing out. you have just told this entire community that you are not man enough. i ain't in no competition with you. this isn't win or lose, this is coogar dropping excreta on a midget called diggz that looks like the delivery boy of mr.biggs.

i have bodied tougher heads, why would you think lyrically thrashing you would add any feather to my hat? you are like the weight of a needle. beating or not beating you does nothing. so go sück your father's cöck if you are clueless about what to write. 30 mins ago, you wanted this to be fun, now you are backing off. you are a disgrace to your ancestors.

Sharrrap dere . ..bloody babuwa like you. Who cares how u translate watever. Your opinion on wat is or wat is not, holds not ground here bcuz,u hv always bin a frustrated likkle dwarf. Always twisting stuffs just to help ur pathetic empty self feel like one intelligent analyst. We all know how u get down on NL,NOISE everywhere..!without any amount of substance in you. You rili do justice in putting d letter G in Garbage. Always recycling lines all day everyday.cougs are u the dustbin ? As we naijas will say,Kaki no be leather. U are the uneducated,unintelligent, plus no football side of victor ikpeba...!

coogar: go on the internet.....
scoop out ashley young's goal/assist stats & let's compare with hazard.

i surrender valencia is shyte - he was only brilliant for 1 or 2 seasons and that could have been fluked. he's not consistent enough to be put next to hazard but ashley young?


are you aware ashley once won young player of the season in this league? are you aware ashley young twice graced the PFA team of the season? young got damaged at united sef - when he was in villa, his goal sacked jose mourinho in 2007.

Ode no be so u say bebe better pass who again....? All the peeps u hv ever supported are losers just like ur gracious self. From bebe to uncleverly to young to Anderson to Ur Dead bottom self. Shame no dey catch u? Lets ask ur co...Manure fans wat their tk is on the so called hunch back u are parading here as CR7. Oloshi jati jati....

coogar: well, you were warned so take what's coming to you. i never wanted to do this but you have taken that option away from me with the above gibberish.

listen - everyone knows you are clinically insane but you weren't really born that way, the perpetual poverty your chromosome donors found themselves brought about your brain damage status.

they were so poor, they couldn't afford the best medical facility required & your birth had several complications. your head spent long periods in the womb & the heat cooked up your brains till all the oxygen necessary were exhausted thus the brain damage.

what's more?
your placenta & your umbilical cord were part of the delicacies served on the day of your christening......there was no way they were going to let that go to waste when there was no money to even provide ordinary chicken for the guests.

don't take it so badly,
if you want to sue - tap my cellphone. no child ought to pass through what you went through. this isn't even child abuse, it's foetus abuse. your insanity isn't an ancestral curse, it was man-made. hopefully, the court shall award you a substantial settlement & TB joshua would complete the rest.

Even my little nephews spits better flows dan dis Joe budden wannabe. Uz a wannabes NL gladiator/prankstar/wankstar lifeless being. You dissing,firing shots,tryna rap...? Son I can see......! Cougs I heartless,ur pains I can't feel.....!

Enuff trying hard to sound tough you can hv d center ring cougs. If u ain't satisfied...? I could give you da victory,u so desperately desire cougs. But one fin,wen next u choose to come at me,u must stand correct cougs. Not as a lame as cyber lord but,as ur lame arse 1ft6inches cougs.....remember u are allowed to put on ur gurlies heels too. Cuz u gone nid all the height in the world to get at me cougs.

Now dis is the real warning. You are weak,ur shyyte aint gon hold wit me. You are filled with fairy tales,dis ain't da moonslight tales. I could get at u easily,uz goliath,a everydays David dream.

You loud with ur warnings but,empty with ur shots. You fink dis a game coming at me as a empty drum.....! I"ma teach you to crawl bf u start running cos am ur teacher. The only way u gon score an A in dis session is if I give da test with the answers.....4ktard....!