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coogar: if this was in the real world,would have taken your head off your neck by now & mail it to your uncle. diggz? i have put many goats of your ilk in a bodybag & smam raking their ashes with the pages of the holy scriptures



owning who?
count your generations back to the 12th century, all of them put together including your worthless self are not fit to scratch my skin surface.



i'm still toying with you......if i unleash on you, that machete you are holding would be killing an elderly person in your household. you have the luxury to back off now before i reveal your family history on NL.

this is your point of no return......step across the line now & i would do you awkwardly like a dentist fixing your appendix. you already know wage i am about. there's no commercial advert for petrol in naija.

Yo.....if u finking dis gon b anoda golliath and David fight from the good books.....? u better hv a rethink mikey mouse....mikey cougs...mikey uzzzzzz.......a wet fat pusssssssie and am taking you out, anywhichway and everywhichway Cougs.
As a matter of fact cougs,the only reason you can still yap ur gibberish here is bcuz dis ain't da REAL WORLD . .......DIMWIT....! In da REAL WORLD uz a 1ft 6inches imbecilic ninny with the muscles of chicken cyber fronting,getting da beatdown of da seasons....! Incase you cant see,feel or smell it son,its a new season like moyes manUnited season,and u sure getting da beatdown.

What's funny is you kip portraying ursef as the NL Mike Tyson,wen everyone already knows how dis is gonna end for u. Get at me son and get the Moyes treatment.... 4ktard......!

coogar: you are clinically insane - it's not how you define it, it's how the sane world does. dig yourself out of your intellectual poverty then maybe you can qualify to engage me in a football discourse. until then, continue smoking your pubic hair.

anuofia!



i am too strong - i can trespass into any property & beat up the house owner like i am serving you punches already. you are a twit - why not donate your brains to a stallion instead of wasting it in that big head of yours?

Rflmao.....I am dis, I am dat,I am a carnivorous beast,I am too strong......! Shut da fcuuuuk u mikey mouse lame cyber fronting serial killer

I can see how u were even hard done by God himself at child birth. You mean I should engage u in any reasonable discuss asides flogging a brain into dat empty head of urs....? Jesuuuuuuuuu,dat will be a sacrilegious sin......I mean how can one be born to dis beautiful world soooooo hopelessly useless without a functional brain attached to dat head of urs? I am owning u left right n center yet,u busy hyping it amoeba sef as a gorrila.

Before this day is over,I'ma clinically decapitate u clown from ur brainless head to the very nails on ur shoeless feet.

Where da Ref at....? Kindly start taking scores after princess Cougar responds to dis pleaseeeeee.....! Cougs pls let da fun begin............

coogar: a cougar is a carnivorous beast that eats preys like you. in this food chain, i am an apex predator, on top of the food pyramid. you are a useless human being - the type the whole community would sell into slavery for a pocket mirror.

get out of where? this is my domain. it's the takeover, fool! i will be here to piss all over your existence as i like. there's nothing you can do to me. you shall forever be my prey.

A cougar is an epic failure with the beastly nature of a cockroach You can beat ur tiny chest as loud as the sound of a trumpet yet,u are a confirmed scams lizard.

Wait a minute...! Who's fooooling who here ? Guy Abeg park well ojare. Your lines are light weight and well recycled. You can either run back to ur scummies thread and show ur strength with elamapawa as the village head dere or rili n truely get da fccuuuuuking beatdown here. . Its ur pick PORK(PuuuuuNkkkkk).

coogar: there's a reason your username is diggz - it's because you had to be dug out from the pit of intellectual poverty. you are the most useless poster on this thread - how do you live with yourself knowing that you have never made a constructive point in your entire life. you are a waste of flesh -



buhahahaha
diggz is pained! i like when i make grown niggaz turn to a whining bïtch after colliding with me. i am on your thread & i am giving you the beatdown of your life without fear. you are not a man - you should donate your testiclës, you inscrutable leprechaun!

fück outta here!!!!

You giving who da beatdown? Biiiiittttccccch plssss...! You definitely must be hallucinating,u rabies infested creature. And deres a reason why ur name is Coogar...becuz u are a frustrated likkle cougar with a success rate of getting layed every once in a decade. Told you once bf, I'ma tell u again.....GET da fcccuk outta here...!

coogar: i thought the mental disease that has been afflicting you all those years were cured, only for it to rear it's head again. at this rate, you would have to go to jerusalem & bathe näkëd at bethsaida.

you have the intellectual capacity of a spastic hilly-billy. no one said di maria was useless or the other nonsense spilling out of your gut....what i said was - he's not what we really need. a good central midfielder was what we really needed at that point.

young/valencia? at 23, young was better the hazard. injuries ruined young's career but his numbers dwarf whatever stats hazard can come up with. valencia's talent has also been eroded by injuries since he broke his leg....he's lost his confidence. the comparison is daft. young is 29, valencia is 29....hazard is 23.

diggz, you need to "digg" your head out of your arsë. it seems you have been recto-cranially inverted since you turned 21. all you do is talk shyte & say things that you don't even believe yourself. hazard has been at chelsea for 3 seasons now - where's his league title?

Shut da fccccuk up Coogar....! You say a lot of stuffs just to back up the shyyte u spew most times. I careless about all the stewpid retarded lines u typed above because at best u are a rabies infested dog dripping saliva from both corners of ur mouth. You come here most times trying to sound like u graduated tops of ur class all ur life when its obvious to even a blind bat dat ur frustration from coming last all ur life has got the better of u. If u like come back here with ur family fairy tale yada yada.....na ur kpalava b dat one. By the way,we all hv agreed ur hunch back ashley young and Val are better dan hazard....Now run along and go Fcccccuk Ursef .......U simple minded football analyst.
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Dhellake: Some logic ehn, Hazard never went to go play football in another continent, is he supposed to go play football in South America or Africa? Azzin Ehn!!! Matic is poor man Blind? Hazard is all hype and no substance, 16 successful dribbles in a game a game which neither Ronaldo nor Giggs nor Nani could manage 14 dribbles in a game, Costa is only getting goals because of Fabregas? The same Costa that was banging in goals at Athletico where he was playing with thugs as mid fielders
This European Football Section Halleluyah boy won't stop showing his idiocy at every giving chance

Bros just call Coogar name shikena..! The guy na the most useless throll whenever he chooses to exhibit his madness.

Coogar your skillset for calling black;white, is not a surprise to me for the records. How did Ruudie describe dis ur attitude again ? YES...! He described it as,shifting from one post to another post. As a matter of fact you will say anyfin and do anyfin just to win an arguement. Abi,,no be the same Angel Di Maria u spent pages telling elampawa on ur shitty thread,how useless Di Maria was and how the hunch back,over hyped English Ashley Young was better dan he was? You even claimed you guys had Ashley and Valencia so,Maria was not needed. Fast forward to yesterday,same Maria u claimed could not shine the boots of young and Val is better than hazard
Lemme ask you dis for the record again,IS YOUNG AND VALENCIA BETTER DAN HAZARD TOO?
Mehn na God go punish you with dis ur Stewpid gist wey u carry come dis thread Coogar

Coogar your skillset for calling black;white, is not a surprise to me for the records. How did Ruudie describe dis ur attitude again ? YES...! He described it as,shifting from one post to another post. As a matter of fact you will say anyfin and do anyfin just to win an arguement. Abi,,no be the same Angel Di Maria u spent pages telling on ur shitty thread trolling elampawa how useless Di Maria was and how the hunch back,over hyped English Ashley Young was better dan he was? You even claimed you guys had Ashley and Valencia so,Maria was not needed. Fast forward to yesterday,same Maria u claimed could not shine the boots of young and Val is better than hazard
Lemme ask you dis for the record again,IS YOUNG AND VALENCIA BETTER DAN HAZARD TOO?
Mehn na God go punish you with dis ur Stewpid gist wey u carry come dis thread Coogar

ElFenomeno1: You father is the useless basta.rd..... bloody di..ckhead son of a fu...ckslut!

Guess who's done from the banana sulking and is Ikebe ramming session ? Yea u guessed rite....ArseShitnonino1

ElFenomeno1: Smh........... words fail me!

4ktard....ur third leg naim go fail you soon. Freaking useless bastard

codedguy1: I remember you used to say an assist can only be counted as an assist if the striker tucks it away. If Fabregas had/has given FT all the 6 assist he has given Costa, I can bet FT would have fluffed them 7times.

There was something wrong with FT at Chelsea, whether confidence or what not anyone can pin it on anything. FT got all the chances he needed in Chelsea and somehow he remained unconvincing.

Why blame the people playing behind him?

FT was finished at Chelsea.

May God Bless ur entire generation with wealth,wisdom,understanding and sound mind like dat of Solomon in the bible in Jesus name,Amen.

coogar: who hasn't missed a chance in his career? go to youtube & see horrible misses from messi/ronaldo. abeg, make we hear word. how come the same torres performed for spain with cesc/xavi/iniesta behind him?

Fcccuk Spain ojare....! FT was super useless in Cfc and it had nothing watsoever to do with the people behind him. Anyways,we all can start supporting elamapawas position on Phatboi Rooney bcuz I can't see d diff aspa wat u have bin doin wit Torres all this years. Even Oga Nateevs,bluediva n co don sepem for the matter.

raumdeuter: Simple question

When Mata and hazard were assisting people where was Torres?

Wrong qxn bros....! How come Torres can't score empty nets ?

coogar: dayo isn't a wankêr, he's just an idiöt!

i showed him cesc's statistics last night & he never returned for a rebuttal. there's nothing to say torres wouldn't have benefitted from the newly improved chelsea team.

fabregas has improved chelsea by 80% at least. 16 key passes in 4 games has to be a premier league record. if we remove all the assists cesc has supplied this season, how many goals would costa have scored?

that's how to analyse comparison performance.....

Coogar Abeg lets even forget assist or no assist. Lets also set aside the midfielders playing den and now. Pls help explain how on earth,a player worth 50mil will choose to miss an open net against ur team and several orda teams ? Abi na blind bat n pistoria him be ?

raumdeuter: Hazard and Mata were topping assist charts. They were assisting everyone but Torres.

You mentioned Demba Ba. Did Demba get 7 matches straight start? Torres got a whole 6 months unchallenged yet he was the most useless striker anywhere

If Demba got the number of starts Torres got at Chelsea, He would have 3 times the goals

Dk u even get time sef. Abi,no be the same Torres wey dey refuse score empty net? or the one wey dey convert all the assist to am,to non-assist? Abegi......mk we sign out on that warey jati jati oshi player......

SailorXY: the week before we face una, you go dey pray make them postpone the fixture

Fantastic.....even u don join for mouth making. No wahala we dey wait una.....

Ibime: Shey Manyoo fans go allow pesin hear word this evening?

Coogar even don conclude say blind better pass matic 20times just bcuz of today's match. D guy even dey shout say him no fit wait mk dem face us....

coogar: daley blind is a genius!
he's sniffed out every little trick QPR have devised. he is 20 times better than matic.

now i can't wait to face chelsea.

Hmmmm....! We shall revisit dis ur yarns someday.....!

Nihilist: Dayo is a wanka I swear....

You want to compare the service Torres got from Mazacar to what Fabregas is giving Costa?

The same Mata that was exposed as a lightweight? The same Oscar that has been shown to be a Fraud?

Compare a Matic-Fabregas pivot to Mikel-Ramires one...and then ask your self if you're not fulfilling an ancient curse on your intelligence.

Why do some people like to reason anally like this sef?

Bros Abeg try explaining the empty net misses by fernandud dud first first....biko...! Abi,no be same Torres dat is never available in the 18yard ? Or the one dat shys away from receiving the ball ? Or same dud dey almost made us believe was keeping shape ? Or the one dat cant even decide on the leg he will use to score ? Abeg.....can't shout...! Torres should just return minimum of 35mil bcuz he was a scam...shikena

SailorXY: Mr man mind yourself

Bossman....! I am sorry sir. But,ur guy no want mk we rest na ? At least Torres fit bench Phatboi Rooney.

I sincerely feel ur squad will do well dis season but,some players nid to work on their attitude and workrate in general. Dis days u see Ramsey over dribbling when a pass will get the Job done. We can all mk excuses for ozil bcuz he's bin played outside the No. 10 position yet the guys attitude and workrate after loosing possession of the ball is nothing to write home about. The guy simply walks away and refuse to track back players,exposing whoever is playing behind him to unnecessary pressure from the orda team. Lastly,against City yesterday kinda noticed almost everyone in the later part of the game switched off except Jack,sanchez,welbeck and flamini.

coogar: mourinho wouldn't loan such a deadly striker to his rivals. that's why he loaned him to milan & i am sure there's a clause in the deal that torres cannot play against chelsea.

Chai Coogar Abeg btw Torres of the last three seasons and Falcao which one will u collect ? And bros,how come you wan chop off PhatBoi's Head always yet,hype Torres all the time ,Abi na bcuz him face empty net for OT n refuse to score ? Don't tk it the wrong way bro but I smell double standard sir

Oga Coogs as u love Torres reach why una club no loan am instead of falcao ?

Abeg wen can cech start playing again ?

If fernandud has any iota of decorum left in him he will start by refunding us 35mil out of the money used in buying him,write a letter apologizing to all the Chelsea fans across the world and most especially the strikers like Danny,ba,lukaku n co dat he personally ruined their Chelsea career Rubbish striker.......

Diegooooal and Remy.......

dyabman: You've been struggling to acquire common sense all this while , if at all the question wasn't thrown at you to answer , you are still oblige to answer it confidently and not bleating like a lost sheep.

@all

Good buy at least not 20million unknown destro

See dis extra large kpata hugging ninny.....u don dey madt abi ? Na ur ape looking lineage naim dey struggle to get common sense......Ozwo..!

Lordave: The most "Useless" club in Shitland is Arseanal!
Another club can never be more useless, clueless and worthless like Arseanal

E beta make I support Derby County than say I dey support proud "champions of FA CUP" after nearly a decade of barrenness!

Don't even know wether na humans dey support this team.

Elfulemeno where u hide?

Lwkmd Oooooo.....!

Ibime: At least we fit rest if Costa injure.

.u sure....!?? Anyways,didier da drog suppose score more goals dan Sanchez sef,so why I go worry ?

Where's dat elpusinonino aka elshitnonino dat was yapping crap not too long ago...? I and the band boiz will visit this thread at the end of the season...#Fact

dyabman: What does it take to become a Chelsea legend ?

Are u guy or somtin wtf ...? Ramirez was useless aside the assist n goal ? He was virtually useless all tru d game ? Abi,u feel say against a better opponent we wud hv had the opportunity to top tru out ? Guy get a grip n stop sucking ramirez third leg

elampiro: by Joss Bennett[b] 3 years[/b] ago (February 2012)

After battering Blackburn 7-1 last weekend, Arsene Wenger – perhaps unsurprisingly – chose to select a largely unchanged line-up for the crunch game against high-flying Sunderland, bar the inclusion of Bacary Sagna at right-back. As such, Aaron Ramsey started on the bench, with Tomas Rosicky given the nod in the hole between Theo Walcott and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain on the wings. Despite playing 90 minutes in all of the last 10 Premier League matches, Robin van Persie continued in the lone striker role, with Thierry Henry the only striker on the bench.

http://www.arsenalreport.com/jossbennett/sunderland-1-2-arsenal-wengers-subs-win-game-as-the-king-waves-goodbye/

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Arsenal didn't play 4-3-3 during RVP's era. They always use a 'hole' player. Go back to your matches and see.

ElampsBaba how you use get 3years from 2012 ? Jesuuuuuuuuu...! Guy Abeg Debo don own u already kindly giv da fcccccuk UP

Just saw the fernandud Torres stuff on cfc official website.....Omo mehn thorgan hazard get more lines dan d dude