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nana:
Chai!Mo fall into category yen.I had P7 In my waec result. Dem yab me for house ehn.

Nana, ki se ebi mi sugbo mi ko mo bi won se n fi ami DO, MI ati RE si ori awon oro,
gbogbo bi mo se lakaka lati fa orisirisi igi to wu mi si ori awon oro ohun pabo lo jasi

Infact ko ki se WAEC nikan, ati GCE papa P7 ni mo ni ni mejeji

iya aje:
[/b]so iru pata wo lo ma nwo lo sodo boyfriend e?se pata olokun ni abi pata onirin?

iya aje pata onirin kan bayi ni moma ma wo lo si odo e, infact kokoro ni won ma fi si pata ohunn ti n ba fe we, o ti e ni ojo kan ti kokoro eleyi ti mo won so danu, ile welder ni won ti lo ge
oro ohun ga iya aje

lol

Rhino mi o ma good to yen, infact P7 ni mo ni ni yoruba mi ni igba ti mo se waec
mo ko den ntry diedie ni

oga o,so gudi gudi ni boyfriend e fi mu e wo yara lo?se ko sa bo pant e sa?

Iya aje mi o ma je ki o bo pata mi, nitori momi mi so fun mi pe ki n ma je ki okurin kon kan bo mi ni pata oh

clemcykul:
seun could u be kind and generous enough to teach this guy how to go about it

am feeling very sorry for him already

haba wat makes you think Seun can teach the guy, or you mean Seun is na expert for that area
i hope it will not be like this on our weding nite oh, as me and my man has never_ _ _ _ _ (Fill in the Gap)

Bblak:
i think it's all about being proud of your university.
I will proudly say University Of Ado-Ekiti(UNAD).i graduated from there and i'm happy i did.beat it.

Greatest UNADITE,
Greasest gbi gbi

na wah

$$Rhino:
2in1

Rhino, meaning of 2 in 1 pls

debosky:
boli ati epa kii n'se ounje gidi o

maa fun e ni full continental breakfast ti o ba fe, gourmet chef ni mi o

ma da disguy lohun, lo bi nana aya mi, mo mo ounje se daa daa, mo kan fe toju e bii aburo mi ni

aloib:
lol, lol, nkan ti mo fe niyen, mo fe tirin, lol

boli ati ekpa, laro kutukutu, hmm

ma ma da won lohun oh ALOIB bi won se ma ma fi gudigudi decieve awa omo kekere niyen, je boli ati epa e jeje ki o mu omi le, ounje awon alakowe ni boli ati epa tabi boli ati guguru, ma lo je continental kankan oh, b'cos lati ibe ni won a ti so pe ki o wa lo je nkan'mi ni yara won

ahh Rhino oro ohun ga, se ti eyan ko ba de oko baba elomi ri yi o ro pe oko baba ohun lo tobi ju, igba ti mo de ibibayi ni mo to ri pe nkan ki si ese rago, shei infact iyalaje oje ki a rora joko ki awon agba ninu oro ohun ma fi sibi fun wa ni ounje ohun je.

Oga o, mo ma n ro pe mo mo yoruba so ati pe mo mo ka, until ti mo de ibibayi mo gbe osuba kare fun awon omo oduduwa. o ga ju

Rhino, pls explain the meaning of your 2 in 1
(two spirit in one man, )

, everything

Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.

"So what do I do first?"

His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed."

5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. "She's naked and in bed, what do I do now?"

His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your d*mn clothes off and get into bed with her."

After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again.

"Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?"

His dad's patience is now running thin so he says,

"Sh$t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!"

Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once again.

"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?"

"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"

Una no go kill me for this house,

Bless you all
I worship in Warri branch. God has been faithful to us

pls oh don't koba mii

awwwwww, whichone is one nite sit ?? i beg no spoil me for mii mama
sheii he wants to disvirgin my eyes and hears

why would any woman wanna cheat if she has a good guy, and I don't even think I can ever cheat on mii guy cos he is the best.

Rhino why you no wah answer
I think you can't remember as then do too much to count, you too get sister oh

Rhino why you come dey cry now, the garri you make to paste put the remaining inside cup pour chill water and do justice to it
haba

Rhino how do you know celestial have cute babes, na only babes you see there?

Osomo

Complete 12 Colgate

1. Handsome/Beautiful

2. Faithful

3. Educated

4. Sexy

5. Good at cooking

6. Humble

7. Does not tell lies

8. Neat

The one i can't do witout even if mii eyes is covered, i can't date wowo guy
So he must be handsome/presentable

Neat

And know the 'thing' wellll, he must be able to make me see triple, scream my third name in the third cloud

and that is why i don't joke wit mii guy

I pray that God forgive me all my sins

God shd give me paece of mind

God shd perfect everything that concern to him so that he will come back on time to marry me

I pray for a change of status this year for me and my great man

AMEN