₦airaland Forum

Honestly, this OP is everything and even worse than what people have alleged him to be.

So all you and your crew have been thinking about is how to pull the rug from Deji Adeyanju's feet? Can you do a better job than he is doing? Do you think being a new media director is like the watery stuff you drool all over the Internet. You have finally proven to be a hungry rent seeker and all the allegations made against you by your former friends are true ...and more!

The soul was taken away when non-party men and undemocratic elements like Obasanjo were allowed to hold , direct and snuff the life out of the party.

Seriously Adebayo Shittu does not even know what to discuss with Zuckerberg. The whole thing is confusing to him.

In his mind, he'll be saying;

"so this small boy has $50 billion. If I can get him to sponsor my Governorship ambition in Oyo state Come 2019, I swear I will pay back within 6 months of entering office and give him contract to supply free Facebook to all the schools in the state. Uo will epp me bhegg 'im? "

Sometimes, I wish Trump would win. Some people need to be dealt with totally and a heavy defeat inflicted on them. We can't continue sharing the space with some animals who does not know what humanity entails.

Anyone fighting for his/her god should die and go and meet such god, instead of staying here and killing off other people. These are the kind of people I want Trump to deal with.

helovesme:
So much hype with this "one hit wonder"

Apart from "classic man", what other song is he known for ?

Did he fly in with a plane full of arms and ammunition for his security this time around ?

Why is he hiding his relaxed hair under a cap? Dude is ashamed of his Afro/kinky hair and he chose to have it "relaxed" using a hair relaxer

if I talk, dem go call am hate, but dude is just a waste.

To be frank, Adebayo Shittu might not know who is Mark Zuckerberg and when he is told, he'll ask "that small boy?". When finally he is told Zuckerberg's net worth, he'd rush up to him and shake him with two hands and start talking about partnering with him to give free laptops and free Facebook access to school children,so they can be like Zuckerberg.

"I am sure your parents gave you access to Facebook at an early age, that's why you are able to develop it.
We want our children to turn up like you. join us in this partnership to make this happen".

Trying to cream him off, of his hard earned cash. This is why Zuckerberg avoided him totally.

Nigeria and Kenya; two weirdest places on earth.

Kenyan weed! Ain't no shit like that stuff

chukwuma was Buhari's class/WAEC mate. They both failed at the first try and had been failing since. He has been given a let my people go, just as Buhari too has been given.


Talk about having your pal as the President .

izombie:
The media always hypes things unnecessary. Julius recover quickly abeg. Btw, which kain name be zadok ?

The name you give your child when your wife is too tall and you had to climb her like a rock to give her belle. Zadok!

I wish this guy quick recovery abeg. He has come too far and made something out of nothing. From Paradise park, to the real paradise...

Honestly Reno Omokri is just being a lousy busy body here. Is it his opinion or write up?

gbam!

I will like to know how much, Rochas' wife hosted this August meeting with.

Buhari too will soon pose with his other mistress that gives Aisha sleepless nights.


The IGP is a Muslim and Muslim men are allowed to keep girlfriends. They claim to be 'courting' for marriage, since they marry more than one.

All my Muslim married friends keep a string of girlfriends, as much as their pockets can afford and visit them, sometimes at home, bearing gifts to the mum and siblings.

I think our yeye feminists should start by denouncing one man, two or more wives. They too should stop dating other people's husband and learn to pay their bills in a relationship.

He will make another demand after this....

sexy thighs

You get money buy 2014 Toyota Camry, but you no come get money carry am go mechanic or even to Toyota service centers scattered all over Naija.


Keep asking nairaland people.

On a serious note, visit a mechanic. Been planning on that ride, but this one you just raised...

Stupid!

ObaKlaz:
No, you ain't. He looks like a turtle.

A bleached turtle with funny turtle 'swag'.

Nigerian politicians are worse than hoes. Tinubu was not bad when he imposed Akeredolu, until he decided to impose another person.

The only person I pity in this whole drama is Prof Ajayi Borrofice, who has been campaigning since. At least, he should be given the opportunity to lose gallantly at the primaries, devoid of wuruwuru.

Ximonak:
@bolded
When I here the slogan "PDP has destroyed Nigeria for 16years", I get angry because is it the name PDP or people in APC that destroyed Nigeria that are still ruling us now..
APC=PDP
We need new/fresh and Godfatherless politician but it seems this my prayer may be building castle on air

Bro, we cannot get that unless you and I join politics and firm our own political parties, devoid of godfathers and ideology based.

Everywhere in the world, people are tired of career politicians except in Nigeria . People are electing DJs and all sorts of people because politicians are all the same and have failed and will continue to fail.

It is only in Nigeria that we have bright people all over twitter, yet are ruled by the dumbest of us. We cannot have the country of our dreams if we on take steps to make it happen.

No clothes on, at the beach, yet you carry yourself go there to propagate your religion. Thank God France is not Nigeria where religion is everything.


It is not by force to go to the beach. Stay at home and sun yourself.

DelGardo:
Nwoke'm calm down before you go quench for nothing.

Last time you people were shouting upandan that she failed law school. She wore that gown so that the thing go pepper bad belle people well well. You see as e pain you?

I never laughed at her that she failed Law school. And yes, those that were called to Bar last time were those that failed.

More importantly, it is against the code of ethics for Lawyers to be fully dressed in their attire outside the Court.

On a last note, don't mention me again in your miserable life.

Now, Kwankwaso would want to attract sympathy abi? He became a Governor twice and Minister under the PDP and later dumped the party and pretended all was well and he was a new creature. Him and shameless old Obasanjo have refused to acknowledge the hand that fed them, how can other mouths acknowledge their own hands when they feed them?

He who is not loyal should not expect loyalty from others.

So she wears her wig and gown, complete with the bib to go and be visiting people? Does Aso rock now have an in-house Court where Buhari and his goons (Lawan Daura, Abba Kyari and Magu the weed smoker) play judge?


Nothing is beyond those people. Some people will advocate for such Court for 'baba' so he can really fight corruption without it fighting back.

Dem for allow this man beat Remi Tinubu. ...just once. ...


Watch the abobakus in action....

This is yoruba's contribution to national development; a curse word? With their Lagos and lagoon and a crazed Oba in tow, they only contribute curse words.

No wonder Obasanjo, Tinubu, Bode George, Aregbe rascal, Olamide are all more popular for how they curse others and are quick to degenerate into gutter language when things get hot.


One girl once told me that she stopped dating yo..ruba boys,cos no matter how polished they appear on the surface, they still retain the mentality and disposition of the ordinary Lagos tout.

Iyalaya some people. Seeing how they celebrate this will prove what I have just said. While we celebrate our ugu export and they beef, they are quick to celebrate curse words. Ndi efulefu.

Hehehehehe! **In awolowo 's voice** The flat heads indeed!

I shall buy plenty dogs. Four rottweilers. One will be Obasanjo and the other Bode George. The other two I shall name Fayose and Wike.

I shall also buy two eku-uke. One named Fashola, the other Lai Mohammed. We all know that eku-ukes make empty noise; barking and running away at the same time.

Benikuuse:
I loved yar adua so much. he accomplish so many things within a short period of time. I will name my pet after him.

Don't name a dog after Yar'adua. Dog get level pass him. Name a cat instead. Unless you want the dog to be generally lazy, docile, incompetent and always sleeping.

That's the man that made him who he is today.

she is Mikel's daughter. He is a Chelsea star. Her mum is Onga and we cook stew with her. Gerrit?