₦airaland Forum

I am sure Remi and Bola Tinubu's kids are busy working hard to improve themselves and rule their world tomorrow. One jobless 'pay-as-you-post' mumu has undertaken it upon himself(her?) to insult Dino back.

Honestly owu is a bastard! It makes one as good as a spanner or screwdriver - just a tool to fix or destroy things.

ify2016:
This one may not even have something upstairs but because of their influence in the society she scales through.

Congrats

Law school is not like that. Not under this DG.

She actually failed before. This Call is for the resit class.

Atuluse1:
Congratulations to her. What this simply means is that she failed in her first attempt in law school or she had problems with her bencher form which I doubt. Those been called to the Bar today are the resit student's I. E those who failed the last and previous Bar final. Why am in no position to judge her intellectual prowes, it goes a long way to tell you how strict his father is. I know those whose parents while In law school tried everything possible to see their wards through. Long live Buhari, Nigeria and the council of Legal Education. #thereishope

Long live Olanrewaju Onadeko, the no-nonsense man, not Buhari. He has been in office before Buhari and does not listen to you whether high or low, once your ward fails. He is ready to lose his job than compromise.

Does JAMB now give admissions into tertiary institutions? What do you mean by posting?

Stupid game I dare say! Imagine one playing it and walking round and smack into an oncoming Okada. Both you and pokemon go enter hospital with broken limbs that day.

elektra:
Yes oh! I agree with you!
It is wrong for any mosque to be blasting "allahuakubar" with their megaspeakers as early as 5am when people are resting.
In the event that any mosque disturbs your sleep in such manner, kindly proceed to butcher the offending muslim.
Let's all live in peace with the peaceful and tolerant religion as described by mrkayusfit.

Can you now all see why El rufai's Law in Kaduna state is needed all over Nigeria?

So this girl that had been gallivanting all over the place is in a school somewhere? I thought she was a ghost student.

I am sure many government and private firms are already sending them application letters to consider working for them, while those that graduated in 1999 are still jobless while their applications enrich the library of the woman selling akara.

Nigeria we hail thee...

Na disease dey kill this kain man. You never know woman, you don dey plan lick her" in and out deep back like ice cream"

Maybe he works with a waste disposal and Management outfit.

StOla:
Anything anti-Buhari is pleasing to you?

How does this bill help your situation oh ye common man?

If legislation is passed to make the EFCC less effective, I'm sure you'lld rejoice like you've been given an extra life?

The Bill is very bad and anti-progress. Guess what? If Buhari thinks it is a bad call, let him start by removing his own immunity.

You lots that support this government are already dead lobotomies and incapable of logic. Anything about Buhari is followed with passion and sentiment.

Akatakpa odobo!

SeverusSnape:
This behaviour is not surprising, I know them well.

They support Yunusa for what he did, for furthering the cause of their religion. Even here on Nairaland, Didn't we see Islamic folks showing solidarity to this rapist abductor??. Yunusa is now a hero.

See the guy, who was hitherto a tricycle rider, Now looking fresher and fattened, He has the backing of the Northern oligarchs no doubt.

This is the mentality of the average northerner, including Buhari. They will praise him and call him a good servant of Allah and conqueror of the 'Igbo'(if u are from Southern Nigeria and not Yoruba, you must be Igbo, to them).

No matter how they try to hide it, they are happy with him. Now can you imagine what they thought of Shekau when he kidnapped almost 280 christian Chibok girls and converted them to Islam?

We want fiscal and total federalism in this country. Let the section that want to stew in its own juice continue. We can't all be brought down by a people that reason backwards.

Shame on Osinbajo; the intellect who sold his brain for a mess of Abuja pottage.

What does Afenifere and Tinubu, his master, stand for all along? Awon sell-outs, as always....

MizTyna:
I won't insult you,I mean how many idiots do I want to school on here? You goats are everywhere!!! I'll ignore the question about my mama,you see? She trained me better than yours did

OooHh...you with the boobs. That's a nice body you have going there.

I read demeanours for a living and have read yours. I still stand by my earlier submission and I am not an idiot. Care to find out? Hit a brother up. Bring some friends along. I don't care.

MizTyna:
How is this your business? She's your mother not your lover. Again,if it were to be your father cheating or suspected of cheating would you raise even an eyebrow? There you have your answer

Are you a cheat? Is your mother one? Sorry for asking but your response was like a reaction to an accusation.

Thanks in advance for the insult.

TheArchangel:
Why is your Dad involving you as if your Mom is into polyandrous union with both of you?



Let your Dad and Mum handle their issue and leave you out of it. You are to you for this burden abeg.

He treats him like an adult that he is. Women tend to poison their kids mind against their husband whenever they leave their homes. It is better he knows. I like his objectivity in the whole thing.

I have a friend whose mum was a serial cheat. She lied that the man was impotent to my friend. They divorced and the man has 2 kids now. The woman is accusing her next man of same thing.

I keep saying it that PDP is a hopeless and irredeemable party. Despite APCs monumental failure, the PDP is not going to come back because they are unserious.

Imagine Faleke, a member of the APC playing the opposition while PDP has gone to sleep. Waiting for probably two months before the next election, to start the role of an opposition party against Yahaya Bello and the APC.

Is it not in instances like this that PDP ought to rise up, expose this rot and proffer a better alternative?

On Yahaya Bello: the young man knows he might end up a one-term governor. He is intent on looting the state dry, before he leaves office.

Does Ajimobi have any of his kids in one of those schools? NO

He can decide to waste the time and future of young Oyo citizenry in order to massage his already inflated ego. Afterall, it'd never affect him in anyway. What is at stake here is his ego. The pupils and their parents can go and die for all he cares.

This is what happens when an elected government official has praise singers and a lobotomised citizenry who cannot rise up to him. He transforms into an emperor and the institution of government, his fiefdom.


Some fools whose kids, wards and niblings are affected would come here and defend him because he belongs to their party, tribe or religion. Awon senseless and zombified mumus! Oloshi.

Nigeria's problem is not political leadership because from Azikiwe to recently Buhari, they are all the same; Selfish, corrupt and lacking in foresight. Our problem is structural. We need to restructure this country to make it work. We cannot function like this.

For people like GEJ and GMB to be visited on us as Presidents continually means that we are either cursed as a people or too daft to take our destiny into our hands.

Nigeria should march forward and not backwards. After the havoc Buhari visited on this country for one year, Nigeria would need a Bill Clinton to survive and pull out of it, if it continues...

GEJ, thank you for the little you did, but you were fantastically corrupt in office. Just like those before you and Buhari after you. Though you did your best, your best was not enough.

ElectroCute:
maybe the landlord came just as he was about to CUM...

No. When the girl was about allowing him to enter her Jerusalem, after much cajoling and sweet talk. Na that one dey pain pass.

Foolish landlord. No wonder he died foolishly. The cheapest and easiest thing after noodles in tertiary institutions is sex. No law can stop active young people from fucking the hell out of themselves. And why is he even interested in people fucking?

Foolish...

Stupid!

Why didn't Garba Shehu upload when his grand sons were rolling him a joint too? Governance has been reduced to photonance and some clowns are still hailing him.

Awwwww... Are you a monkey?

Stupid excuse. He resisted lawful arrest and had to be kicked in the stomach abi? To nudge him isn't it?

This Buhari Military mentality of command and control that has taken over all facets of our polity is going to ruin us soon.

I hope the needful is done to the officer and this Mitchell Oforyeju guy that talks like Lai Mohammed.

I wonder how this 'awareness walk' is going to help the plight of those suffering from sickle cell anemia.

I don't begrudge the woman if she wants to exercise and shed some weight acquired in the course of feasting on Kogi people's wealth. Ny problem is, they are still going to retire government money(in millions!) for this walk that will not benefit anyone.

Were they carrying cocaine on board? @First pic

chimoskyg:
Machine

Igbo man!
"Masshhinnn.."

Very bad! Very very bad indeed, but not as bad as what we Africans/blacks have done, are doing and will continue doing to ourselves. I have come to the conclusion that the black man is the specie that refused to learn and is not learning from history.

The black man is lover of vain things over his community and future. Do you know that some of these slaves were sold for things like mirrors and whisky? We are still selling ourselves for mirrors and whisky today. That is why one man will loot a poor state dry to go and build a fine house in Europa or America, stocked with mirrors and whisky. He'll abandon the house and run when the host country raises eyebrows about his wealth and still have people hailing him.

HungerBAD:
I support the no immunity clause for all.

Dino,you guys have the power to correct this anomaly. If there was no immunity clause,clowns like Fayose will be busy picking stones from inside his Prison Dinner beans.

Meanwhile, Dino I have not seen you lately carrying Saraki's Madam's handbag,God forbid somebody SNATCHED that Job from you.

Now go back to the upper Chamber,and do some actual work,instead of trying to act like Ben Bruce who represents the Twitter Constituents in the Upper Chamber.

I thought that the first thing Saint 'Integrity' Buhari was going to do on entering office was to send an Executive Bill to the National Assembly, asking that Immunity clause as enshrined in S. 308 of our Constitution, be expunged. That would have dealt a heavy blow to Executive graft as carried out by the likes of Fayose, as alleged. We keep saying that Buhari is not ripe to be President of Nigeria. His command and control approach to everything is archaic and not in line with modern realities. Corruption is fought better, using institutional measures and not arrest and detention only.

Nigerians have succeeded in taking away the little integrity Buhari would have brought to office by their unnecessary praise of the man. They are not also asking questions of him. We have become like Animal Farm in Orwell's novel, with many boxers chanting "Napoleon is always right".

BiafranNigerian:
How did the fiancé know the girl is dead and told the ex, before the ex then said that she is dead ?

Why would the ex, kill a former lover he was trying to get back with ?

Naturally, a fiancé must be jealous if someone calls his fiancee and if the fiancee mentions that it is the ex trying to reconcile. So, does it mean that this fiancé let it sleep and didn't pick a quarrel with the late fiancee ?

Ex boyfriend had no motive, but the fiancé has a motive. That is my submission, but I could be wrong.

Hmmm..you'd make a bad Lawyer LoL.

Let's take it this way; why would the fiance kill the lady when he is just about to have her intoto as his wife? Don't you think that the person who is about to lose her might not accept his fate? He might decide to kill her if she goes ahead to leave him.

Nothing is impossible sha.

Watch out for Season II of this series in Nigeria.

Location: Aso Rock

Artistes: Muhammadu Buhari and his daughters or grand kids.

Supporting role: Prof Yemi Osinbajo and Babachir Lawal.

Directed by: Lai Mohammed, Garba Shehu, Femi Adesina et al.

Marketed by: JJ Omojuwa, Simon Kolawole, Chude Jideonwo and all PMB abobakus.

After singing a popular tune from Dan Maraya Jos, for his daughter or grand daughter, infront of a select group of IDPs, with Osinbajo humming in tow(when did he learn to speak Hausa?), APC zombies will have something to talk about for another 6 months of how kind and fatherly Buhari is. By the time they'd be done, 2016 would have gone.

amaechi1:
Ozalla is in Nkanu West and Nkerefi in Nkanu East.

I don't want it to seem like I am tackling you, but read your post again. Besides, it is not four corners of Ozalla. Ozalla has a junction called Four corner . You seem to know things about the place, but you are definitely from the area.

amaechi1:
When Dr Ibe kachukwu was the NNPC GMD and minister of state for petroleum at the expense of others region, nigerians never complained. When the fuel scarcity was biting hard most nigerian called for his sack on the ground he is not competent. Now the gentle man have been relieved from his duties as GMD but still head the board of the agency, nigerians are crying wolf. The main question, what does nigerian really want? Some of those crying has forgotten in a hurry who and who were the head of these juicy agencies in last administration. Before I forget, Dr Thomas John a member of the board, is he from north or from south south? Are we only looking at who heads NNPC or competency? Would this people turn around the future of NNPC for good to benefit the common man? Would they press and appeal to the conscience of NASS to pass the PIB, laying fallow on the floor? Should we allowed these unserious NASS who are more interested on allocating life pension and immunity for themselves to continue to deceive themselves not us? For those crying selective prosecution against corruption, can we make a comparable analysis along ethnic nationalities, those who have questions to answer. If you are sincere, the north are more affected than any other region. I sincerely hope we have not forgotten that Dasuki is a full "blooded" Fulani. One would have wondered what it would have been if Dasuki was from east or south south. I was shocked yesterday when I heard that a maid who worked for a female minister had over N2 billion naira in account opened in her maid's name and she was not a signatory. A quick reflection was how that sum will transform my LGA Nkanu east in Enugu state. I am sure it will finished the roads from 4 four Conners in Ozalla to very last town Nkerefi in that LGA. Again if that allegation is true, I am left with no other option to say our politician are wicked to the bone marrow.

You are not from where you claimed. Ozalla and Nkerefi are not in the same LGA.

What do people expect from Buhari? We warned that he has limited exposure to Nigeria, governance and world-view.

The people that touted his repentance from Military dictatorship to a full fledged democrat only did that because they thought they can control him. Now the reverse is the case. He is the one controlling them.

I like Buhari for one thing sha; he has made some fools who thought Nigeria is their personal property to think twice. They can no longer dip their hands into the till and luxuriate at our expense(though he and his men are guilty of this too).

saintandsinnerz:
Of course we know you're Yoruba. We know Yorubas are obsessed with the south east. Where else can you come from if not Yoruba. Do you see the reason why some people call you guys Slaves of the North. You will always fight for your master

Seriously yorubas of nowadays suprise me. Thay act like walking lobotomies and incapable of independent reason.


The rank of an SAN is by merit and not by quota system. Most northerners fail to qualify for it. Northerners don't like to practise at the Bar because it is hard, they prefer the Bench(which is easier) and that's why most Judges are northerners.