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IstandWitBuhari:
Loool bro are you sure about this ?

His kids or whoever likes that man should advise him. He goes for any massive waist whether in wrappers, skirt or jeans. His case is pathetic. I hope he doesn't die on the matter.

As old as that Oyegun is all he does at that APC secretariat is looking for big yannsh. The man just wants to die in his old age. After whatever it is that he does with big ukwu, he comes out to talk nonsense.

This man is still unrepentant o. Where is Magu and Daura with Lai Mohammed and Amechi. someone is still persistent in insulting their god.

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He who gathers ant-infested gays(I wrote f.ag.gots meaning firewood. nairaland should stop this stupid censoring. It is annoying) is asking for a visit from lizards. He had it coming. I hope Ifeanyi Ubah and all emergency millionaires learn from this story. Goodbye to champagne and lavish lifestyle. I hope his law dropout new intimacy gadget doesn't leave him in the end.

This girl used to fold herself in those their hijab , like a local gala before. Now, money and fame has made her know that one don't need to carry religion on the head like it is the essence of living(morality is better than being religious).

If she were to be from say, Kano, they would have gone to her home to stone her parents in her absence.

I wonder what the DSS will do to who dares to show Pa Buhari like this in all his splendour; bone, sinews, no muscle, dry chest, hairless and all.

ChappyChase:
Ole,

The same House that indicted her, later vindicated her. She was declared squeaky clean by the same Integrity group and Bankole.

Irony that Farouk Lawan(Leader of the Integrity group) has bitten the dust because of corruption.

Happy birthday IBB. You have really lived long enough to prove to the Indomie generation that you are not the worst Nigerian leader as the press has made them to believe; Buhari is.

Finally I have decided to raise dogs(not one!). Infact I shall raise as many dogs as there are Nigerian leaders, present and past. I shall name the dogs after them, with their spouses in tow. I shall teach the dogs how to behave well and be better citizens than those I named them after.

In Buhari's case, a tortoise will suffice with a cat as its spouse. That's what he and Aisha represent to me.

Nonsense. Everyone and everything has entered dictator mood in this country since Daura dul.lard came on the scene.

Finally I have decided to raise dogs(not one!). Infact I shall raise as many dogs as there are Nigerian leaders, present and past. I shall name the dogs after them, with their spouses in tow. I shall teach the dogs how to behave well and be better citizens than those I named them after.

In Buhari's case, a tortoise will suffice with a cat as its spouse. That's what he and Aisha represent to me.

Nonsense. Everyone and everything has entered dictator mood in this country since Daura dul.lard came on the scene.

I don't think he is sleeping. I have been observing that man. He has eaten and eaten till his face got so fat, his eyelids are now bloated and appear closed even when they are open.

He reminds me of how Squealer in Animal Farm was described. He had difficulty opening his eyes.

Let us continue to pray for Osinbajo's aide for the strenght to be able to keep his eyes open in the midst of all the fat threatening to close them.

He wears a wireless ear piece connected to his babalawo in Mali, who tells him when to shake people like Obasanjo.


Do you want him to shake hands and fall flat on the floor? He has to wait till whatever the other person has in his hands has been neutralised.

Wherever you find yourself; live your life to the hilt.

I thought 'Dear Tunji' has laid this issue of imposition of candidates to rest?

Only to marry another one less than 9 years later.

I wonder why all these feminists and women rights activists have not kicked against polygamy. That is modern slavery. One man will have 2, 3 or more wives and sleep with them all, yet expects fidelity as if he is faithful.

Nansense!!

Ahmadu Bello is worse than Murtala, yet he occupies a choice spot on the #200 bill, baring his fangs and grinning from ear to ear.


Truth is, left to me it will only be people like Herbert Macauley, Alvan Ikoku and Ladi Kwali(who should have been on the front of #20 bill with Murtala at the back). The rest are political jobbers and led us to this sorry mess.

I can't imagine Obj, Buhari, GEJ or IBB on our currency. May that day never break.

My question to Wike is; what were they thinking when they made Sheriff the chair of the party?

Before Falana became a turncoat, rogue and peddler of falsehood...

In one rich home where these kids can be well taken care of and sent to Harvard to be better and useful citizens...there are no kids and they have been begging God for one.


Happiness is contentment and being thankful in every situation.

Grazing bill and land can only pass in their slaves land in southern Nigeria. Nowhere else!

Instead of Bode George to be running for PDP BoT chair, he's busy disgracing himself and family. PDP needs a new face and people like 'boy' George should be gone for good.

I am going to make my own movie one day and show how Obasanjo hid under his friend's bed till TY Danjuma ordered that he be pulled out from there and made Head of state.

I have always maintained that Obj is a terrible liar and a cheat who shows his hand at every turn.

Nice to hear, but somethings could have happened here:

1. She didn't teach him well.

2. He wasn't listening while she taught.

3. He listened and learnt from her but is not allowed by Buhari and the 'Presidency within the Presidency' to make any contribution to economic policies and direction.

4. Is silently watching the illiterate-in-chief bungle his chances and sink this country.

5. They see him as an outsider within the government who should only be seen and not heard.

The way these people are running this country and economy, it is clear they have no single clue about economics.

Hitler Buhari is teaching other people that will come after him how to be President.

It is just a shame that while we were heading to our own democratic promised land with the attendant freedom of; association, press, speech and liberty as guaranteed under the constitution as practised by GEJ, Buhari happened to us. We are now going back to the Abacha years and our so called civil rights activists have eaten the forbidden fruit and seen they were foolish in the past for opposing tyrannical governments.

I hope the desperately desperate Chief Bode 'Lagos boy' George did not plant this story in the media to scare Jimi's support base.

Allowing Bode to be PDP chair will show that the party is not serious for anything. It should be either Jimi or Prof Adeniran. The rest are jokers.

Jubril = Stupid nigga

Why are you certain that's not a husband walking in on a friend banging his wife? Or a father his daughter. Or mother her daughter. Or son his mother. Or a father on his gay son or.... Think...

Another Sheriff chairmanship in the making... Bode George would be worse because he knows how to fight dirty, with empty noise and agbero skills perculiar to his kind.

Sweet response! Very subtle and covert attack that succeeded in totally destroying the said Tunji.

Chai, so long a letter! If politics were to be reduced to letter writing like this, instead of the use of EFCC and DSS to settle scores, Buhari and whichever people he might employ to write for him would have been out of business since. Baba no like anything intellectual at all...

Kudos to Ashiwaju; a man of ideas who knows how to locate those with ideas to enrich his further.

Hmmmm