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" Abacha was not kwarrft!" - Buhari of Daura


Ndi ori

rummeh:
Then why is this news in celeb section..... Is the snake the reason why Davido was not nominated for Mamas??

Snakes are celebs on nairaland.

This is how my dog was behaving before I castrated it.. in fact, where are you? Does your owner know about this your behaviour? Have you been castrated?

Come....

Congrats to them.

Iseoluwani:
feeding the dog isn't the problem getting it z the problem. I already have a vet doc, n where to get the food isn't the problem either, ogo oluwa sells dog food @ challenge. GETTING ONE Z THE PROBLEM SIR.

AND FOR RITUAL NOO!! ! foreign dogs won't be good for rituals rather local dogs are used and I am not from ondo where killing of dog z rampant

Smart chap!

Good you realised I was only joking. If I had a dog I would give you, but I don't. Copy Seun, I hear he has dogs. Let him give you a cute puppy as his own way of showing appreciation to one of his numerous subscribers.

Shalom!

Northerners! Their only contribution to this country is doing everything possible to take us back to 13th Century and in the time of Prophet Mohammed.

They still believe in child marriages and sex slaves. No wonder Shekau is waxing strong.

You people can beg for Africa. If they give you a dog, how are you going to feed it? Will you also beg for the food?

Are you looking for a dog to sell or use for rituals? Coman say the truth now...

When his father stops being President he will change it to;
OCCUPATION : Son of ex President. Or Son of Late President.

seunmsg:
Ekweremadu is an ignorant tribalist for making that silly call. He didn't call for the removal of Emefiele who is directly responsible for formulating the country's monetary policies and managing the forex earning but he conveniently heaped all the blame on Adeosun and Udo Udoma who only came into government less than a year ago. Good to see that the governors can see through his silly tribal politics.

Ekweremadu is a courageous man. I was shocked when he made that call because Sen Udoma is his personal friend.

Meanwhile he did not ask Buhari to sack them. He asked him to re assign them to other Ministries.

Don't get angry on an empty stomach. Its not good for you. All the persons you are defending and cursing have eaten well today and are relaxing well in their cozy apartments now. They might hook up later at the Transcorp Hilton for a game of squash or two, where they will laugh over some silly jokes at our expense and pat themselves on the back.

You don chop...?

They passed the vote of confidence, irrespective of political divide. This is to show you that they are one and the same in looting and sharing, no matter the party they belong to.

I pity their hungry followers here, shouting on empty stomach.

2. Buhari Presidency.

Invented while Tinubu, Amechi and Saraki were looking for where to invest their loots, before the weight killed them. They were shocked when 15 million persons bought into it and gave Africa its dumbest President after...Gowon or Shagari?

Clinton is now Yar'adua that carries doctors around. She should make way Trump biko.

Real meaning of Idolatory ?
When you worship gadgets and the likes as if your life is dependent on it.

Some people won't like this. They will call it proceeds of corruption. They will show Saraki's pic in the dock too...

dovelike:
No. You are a guy sha. It is big, so you don't expect it to be perky like a little girls own. That is the situation with big boobs. That's what you guys dont understand. Almost every boob shown in NL is 'fallen'. They are like that NATURALLY. That's why ladies wear bra in the first place. Talking from experience

You are right dear. When I say this other guys tell me its a lie. No big boobs is really 'standing' in the sense we think. A big boob is a weight that must slightly slack. That is the truth about it.

It amuses me how girls with big boobs cup them when unclad. They have been fed the stereotype about "Olympus has fallen" so many times that they have lost confidence.

If you want it big; don't expect it at 'attention'.

kenny987:
God forbid evil in the land and stupid policemen. Are they not supposed to go and query d governor for expending public money on the most useless of things in the face of biting hardship worsened by unpaid salaries? They rather arrest one that has asked an obvious question! So Nigerians can no longer question questionable decisions of their leaders particularly those executed with public funds? One chance na him una enter with this change o! Hmmm!

Sweetheart, do you blame the Governor? Don't blame him biko, he is doing his job as provided for in his own Constitution. Please, put all your blame on the free oil money from the Niger delta. That is the reason why a mumu can spend that amount buying coffins to bury the citizenry. No wonder he is owing salaries. He is anticipating mass deaths.

Fiscal Federalism is the way forward. Let every state generate and spend their own funds, let's see how some states will cope.

bhankie:
When your state governor is jobless

I hope you grew up to see your dad love your mum and know it is key to a healthy living?

The Japs are the most 'diskplined' (I did not plagiarize Buhari o) people. Everything has its time and place. If you are not ready, no need to start. If you start, you can't quit or fail. I have been doing business with them for long and their ways are almost robotic and boring; as if a central machine somewhere programmed and is controlling them.

We can supply them 200 northerners ONLY, with their wives and watch the population gallop in triple digits every month.

Tinubu might be good in political strategy, but his hubris is as large as his strategies. He should know which fight to pick and when to throw in the towel. He who fights and run away, lives to fight another day.

His fight with Saraki, Fashola, Fayemi and others has cost him many things. He only has Lagos in his pocket. Osun is half gone cos Ogbeni is rounding up his 2nd term and looking at asserting himself too. He cannot be a political baby on Tinubu's back forever.

Asiwaju of Bourdillon ronu...

I am sure Sheriff's Lawyer is filing another action in Court first thing tomorrow. Infact Makaarfi's faction will be served tomorrow, as the matter had been filed already.

Teespice:
I can soooo relate to most of the pictures.

that moment when I was woken up by 3 am that results were out, I could hear my heart beating so fast.

thank God its over.

She forgot to add one very important part. The wait...the long wait for the result. Sometimes you want it to come quickly. Finally, it creeps on you like a thief in the night...

As you wait for the result, you see your life flash before you. You begin to look for where and how you messed up that would deny you of success.

RZArecta:
I've known this woman for some years now, she's a very hard working lady who likes getting into the trenches instead of sending PA's to do the dirty work. Get well soon ma, your name won't spoil

How well do you know her? Where and how do you know her?


This woman has done things that many people won't dare in two lifetimes. There comes a time you take a rest. Hers is now....

Lol

8o

True.

Make una pity the iron and retire it na

He looks like T B

Where is that useless TB that they put in the house and was giving food and cloth yet he could not be have himself? What is he doing with himself now? Maybe he is planning on landing Seyi shay. That one is fine and brainless.

Ok

mrvitalis:
Am from imo.. But wish I can rule Kogi for 4 years.... why can't this governors think..

U have river Niger and Benue for irrigation
U have fertile land and unemployed population for cheap labour supply
Nigerian and the world needs ethanol.. Cassava and sweet potato can be converted to ethanol... and both can grow in Kogi
Nigeria import sorghum. . Which can do very well in Kogi.. Rice can do well too

And u have over 20bn a year as capital expenditure. .. why are people dumb please. . Can't someone see what am seeing

The entire country and all the states of the Federation are dumb like Kogi state. They are lazy because money comes from the degradation and environmental pollution of the Niger delta. If only we can practice fiscal federalism. Let every state control what it has and pay tax to the government at the center, we will be halfway through our problems.

Tell me why some stupid states under the guise of Sharia law banned the sale of alcohol because it is against their religion, yet come to Abuja to share from VAT derived from sale of alcohol in other states? We are doomed if we continue like this.

Holding her purse. Look closely.

The Buhari Presidency has really suffered. This is what you get when you run a country like a livestock farm. All sorts of gossip trail you; from the most absurd to the very bizarre.

Daura will be accused one day of ordering Aisha to grace his bed, until then, we wait and watch...

seunmsg:
Are you talking about the same Ahmodu Ali that Patience Jonathan's husband employed as the chairman of his failed 2015 presidential campaign? Goodluck Jonathan must also be brain dead to have employed a brain dead Ahmodu Ali to head his campaign.

Of course! He is . Patience too is brain dead. She was telling us how they operate at their level.

I hope you too are not, because the way you hurry to defend the morons without pay makes you seem like they are better than you in the brain department.

When Patience Jonathan say some of these men are brain dead, what she actually mean is that their brain has stopped to be a living cell in their bodies. The brain is fried and dead like dodo.

Ahmadu Ali is one example....