₦airaland Forum

Better! I always have a lot to say on twitter than anywhere else in the social media.

How about you telling us the whole truth?


Did he finance your education or not?

Why didn't you discover that he was local and uneducated till you graduated and about to serve?

Don't date a man you can't be proud to marry tomorrow. This is what I tell all women I come across.


Better break up with him and surrender to the police for protection. You know you won't be happy tomorrow if you marry him.

Fayose the man that does not fear to do the needful.

What is the meaning of this trash?

Ok

DaBullIT:
Hahahahahahahaha BushidoBlue


Your mentor Don run o


Wetin go happen now? Still want to praise him some more?


Ha he's untouchable

Nigeria will burn

DSS no fit

And all that arrant nonsense looks like Bloda Jonathan has gone into hiding like the fathers before him Ojukwu and Co


TonyeBarcanista what you got to say?

Let him be arrested and jailed the way Awolowo was arrested and jailed and later drank rat poison.

Never let someone define who you are for you!

Oga, it is not May 29th yet na.

Nigerians were disappointed but knowing how mumu and forgetful we are as a people, they decided to dish out one of the Chibok girl's rescue to the public. Now we have something to talk about and be happy with 'sai baba'.

Buhari's speech will read thus: "our gallant troops have recorded a great victory against the Boko haram, which result we are already seeing with the return of one of the Chibok girls. We promise that they shall all be returned to their parents, in line with our campaign promise".

I have seen a lot of 'lists' on nairaland, but this list right here is the real list.

Kudos bro.

omenka:
Another thread dedicated to Omenka.

Five in three days. How sweet!

Someone then calls getting someone's old post a "brilliant research" and you wonder why they perform so poorly in school.

You and @AyeeDee lack shame

crestedaguiyi:
Story for only the Gods.


so in 2 days a prisoner in Nigeria spends the minimum wage of a Nigerian worker, assalamalekun .

No. In one day, a prisoner is #4,000 short of spending the minimum wage.

Dambazzau is a thief and shameless. He and all former Ministers of interior should be quizzed by the EFFC and charged to Court already

Stupid country and leaders! #45,000 school fees on what minimum wage? Later they'd say they want to fight corruption.

Prices of things are rising and money is not in circulation. Why won't the people be corrupt? What happens to some universities that don't pay up to #45,000?

dre11:
He said "It is a case of indecent assault. The man actually wanted to have carnal knowledge of the girl, who is deaf and dumb..."

http://www.punchng.com/75-year-old-farmer-rapes-minor-autism/

The Police have twisting this matter. It has now become intent to I.e mens rea and not the actual doing. We are watching...

titiakins:
Freeze should just hold it there
When Buhari said Nigerians are criminals
Where was he?


What does these have to do with freeze?
He should stick to his day Job and stop this ass licking
Ministers have already been picked!!!

Ass lickers haven't been picked. Have they ?

Hold one of his disenchanted media gurus during the elections responsible.

He ought not to have died so that he'd benefit from the amnesty, rehabilation and sent on training abroad in the proposed North East Development Commission.

It is now a patriotic act to bear arms, maim and slaughter fellow citizens.

Ok

Chude Jideonwo, Omojuwa, Ogundamisi and Tolu Ogunlesi are a handful of men that carried Buhari's matter like gala( not before dropping their grey matter sha.) They sold a puppy and bought a monkey. Both might be pets, but one is only good at playing and does that all year round and will never change.


I salute YNaija's courage for criticising their man now that he has erred. That's the difference between them and GEJ followers who defended their master even when he was drenched in stup!dity and naïve policies. I hope Buhari who claims to read 'newspapers' will read this and take correction.

They start Menopause.

Lemme o! I go community secondary for my village.

Our English teacher was teaching us Igbo language instead.

He was also the Math teacher and Principal.

We didn't have a biology or riddle teacher like most of y'all.

How I wish they are having an afternoon snooze, but alas they are dead. Very tragic.

RIP

He has lost to Obiano. That is if he gets the PDP ticket....

He should Lawyer up! This is provocation.

ok

#100 reduction is no reduction. They should make it 2rounds for #500 and watch business pick up.

The Niger-delta Avengers is acting like a criminal and terrorist organisation by destroying facilities and government installations. They would soon be put on the same pedestal with the marauding herdsmen and boko haram. Whatever they are agitating for can be brought to the table and discussed about or they can carry out peaceful protests and shut down the exploration of oil located in their corner of the country. If they feel they are not getting a fair deal from Nigeria(which they are not!) They can choose to leave this hardly-cemented fragments and contraption(and not drown with the rest of us, still in it), if negotiations fail.


That said, Joe Igbokwe has consistently proven to be that mad man without restraints who brings eternal shame to his relatives and comic relief to the public. I read his submission and cringed in repulsion. The article was like the vomit of a poorly fed and rabies carrying eku-uke dog. It was very rich in effluvium and miasma. It had no taste and done in bad taste. He went as far as calling the entire Niger-deltans names and insulting the hell out of them, while pretending to have been their friend in the past . Pray what changed his perspective? A change in their condition? The APC coming into government? Or Lai Mohammed's vacant lot as APC national spokesperson?

Old Joe is a crab with a stomach and no head. He works to fill his stomach and not to enrich his head because he has none. This is why most of his submissions are inspired by the condition of his stomach. Let us not forget that like a crab, he has many legs supporting his famed stomach and with which he changes directions, positions and targets. Yesterday, it was his own brothers from the east; today, the niger-deltans; and who knows where his many legs and stomach-of-many-appetites willl channel his energy tomorrow.

A man like Igbokwe should not be paid any attention because whenever he opens his mouth, it is either to receive or to give up waste(for that is where he disposes waste from). Like a bat, another animal he shares close affinity with, he hangs upside down and lets the world have a dose of what his masters graciously fed him with.

The Nigerian public are like those that welcomed Jesus with shouts of "Hosanna Son of David!". Three (3) days later, they cried for his head and answered pilate,when he asked them to choose between Jesus and Barrabas, who he'd release from bondage. They cried; "Give us Barrabas(the thief)!" Instead of Jesus.


With the present government and their media machinery working 25/7, Nigerians have never exhibited the level of gullibility they are on, now, before. People that ought to know no longer know.


If you attend any session of the CCT, you'd wonder if they have a different Rules and Laws guiding it apart from Nigeria laws. They act and do anyhow. This is because of the control and mandate given to them by the Presidency/Politicians. The CCT is not one of the Courts menioned in S. 6 of our cconstitution, but it has assumed that role in flagrant abuse of the supreme law of the land.


Saraki's trial should go on and if found guilty, he should be convicted, but let the law apply strictly in every sense of it. Let the process not be shortchanged so he won't have a leeway to approach a higher Court to throw out the decision of the CCT, when it finally comes.

The CCB & CCT Act is ripe for amendment. As it stands today, the CCT and decisions flowing from it ought to be declared null and void ab initio. If it has to take Saraki's trial for our laws to be strenghtened, so be it. We cannot shy away from doing our duty to the country.

omenka:
You people doubt I'd change yet you can't stop sending me useless PMs begging that I tone down my attacks.

Una never see anything. Yall are small fries to me- ten thousand of you can't even make a dent.

Are they/their hero still in government? They are the ones attacking now; you are defending because your man/oga is in power now.

I would have believed you if you said this under GEJ, because they were defending then.

I think you just lied there.

fiizznation:
Tinubu attacked kachikwu,Tinubu attacked buhari indirectly and the other blah blah blah things you said, seriously my friend I don't entertain neither do I engage in that kind of archaically beer parlour gossips or should I call it rumours. We are talking economics here and you indirectly asked me a nice question in your last paragraph. I think for the past 50yrs or so, nigeria has been lazily running an outdated mono economy which has led to cries like marginalization, regionalism, insurgency, militants and a host of others. Now for the first time we have a government that wants to run a macro economy and is kind of serious about it. To me this is a plus because some of the problems bedeviling Nigeria will be solved. You don't need economics pundits to tell you that the step been taken by this present administration will reduce some of our problems, and besides a macro economy in a country like Nigeria is just like practicing regionalism or true-federalism(whatever it means) as some of you call it.

But what I think we should be wary of is the evil monster called corruption that might come and hijacked everything.

True federalism is not regionalism. It is the FG reducing some items in the exclusive legislative list and sticking to the remainder religiously. That is the way to diversify. If every state control what they produce, non-oil producing states would look for their own potentials too or if none, collapse into other viable states and wind up.

We are still a mono economy and shall remain so for a long while. It is not about mouthing platitudes. It is in the doing. Akinwunmi Adesina would have chanelled our attention to Agriculture if he were allowed to spend like 8 or 10 years in the Ministry. Olusegun Aganga was already doing wonders with his automative policy. That is how to diversify brother.

I am closely watching Kayode Fayemi to see what he will do with Mining. Though I am tired of us depending on natural rresources to run our economy. Let us focus on production instead, because we are a consumer nation.

fiizznation:
In one sentence he said he wrote APC's manisfesto for them and in another sentence he criticised the APC's "medieval manisfesto". Even a juvenile knows that any new government come with their economic blueprint. Obama did it when he came onboard, David Cameron isn't left out either. The problem with pessimistic personalities like this respected professor is that they believe so much in western Theologue, while forgetting that the Africa economic environs is entirely different.

If I should ask a person like utomi what he think will work best for our developing economy, you will hear him calling America, Germany or UK. These set of people don't understand the African economy to the best of my knowledge. I read a book about macro economics which was written by a person like utomi, gosh I just had to drop the book because the writer was just writing hogwash and making baseless comparisons. He didn't understood the simple basic economics of African nations. I don't just know why but when it comes to economy matter, I don't take the likes of utomi any serious.

Tinubu himself will tell you that what Buhari is doing is nowhere near APC's manifesto. When he attacked Kachikwu for not following the APC manifesto, don't you know it was directed at Buhari the oil Minister?

Haba mana! You are the one not in tune with your environment and political economy. To take your statement serious; what sort of economy would work here in Nigeria since all others that worked elsewhere has failed? Vodoo economy or medeival(like the one Buhari is running?)?


I think this narrative about the peculiarity of our economy has become a cliche. Let us say something else.

We should look at what worked elsewhere and follow it religiously. Success has only one drug: hardwork. If we keep practising the kind of federalism, economy and 'grazing route', we'll never make any progress. Doing it the Nigerian way had been the bane of our development. Our way defies logic.

They will soon descend on him for questioning their Supreme leader and Ayatollah.

Utomi said something instructive: that if pushed, his friend, the Vice President would agree with him that Buhari runs the economy with a medeival mindset.

That's all I need to know. I have always wondered why a beautiful and intelligent mind like Prof Osinbajo will sit in this kind of government and agree with their silly policies that has taken us back many years. Thank God he doesn't. Utomi need not say more; the message is clear.

una don start like Bob Dee