₦airaland Forum

So this is how luck decided to smile on Abuja runs girls? I am sure they are working the numbers right now. Infact converstaions are going on:

Sisi Abuja: Hello, Good morning Honourable Senator.

Senator Dingo: (puts on his busy and important voice) Yes. How can I help you?

Sisi Abuja: (puts on her Delilah+Eve+Bathseba and all seductress voices) Sir I am Sisi Abuja, an interior designer specialised in Arabian, Italian, UK and American designs of rooms and beddings. We offer specialised services with 80% discount.

Senator Dingo: (grunts)

Sisi Abuja: Sir I can come around with my beautiful friends to come and show you sir. Wherever you want us to.

Senator Dingo: (catching the drift) Ok...I see..and what is your name?

Sisi Abuja: sisi dollar

Senator Dingo: hahaha...how many friends are you bringing? And I hope they are good? By the way I haven't seen ur pictures. Send it to my WhatsApp and that of your friends too. Don't wear heavy clothes o. I want to see how good you people look.

Sisi Abuja: I understand sir.

Senator Dingo: good girl. Patriotic girl. You know this our work is not easy. It is such a thankless job and its only girls like u that remember us. Others abuse us. That's why I always talk about you people and make laws that concern your welfare on the floor of the Senate. Did you hear when I asked all Rich men in Nigeria to marry young girls again on the Floor?

Sisi Abuja: sir on the floor? Why not on the bed?

Senator Dingo: huh? Never mind that one. I shall sponsor another law for all abuja fine girls to be paid 100k every month. That is if you and your friends will be nice to me o.(Winks)

Sisi Abuja: I understand sir. We are always nice sir.

Senator Dingo: good! Infact where are you? Are your friends with you? Gather them and proceed to so so and so. I am sending one of my PAs to handle the situation while I come. I did not say u people should be nice to my PA o. He is a stupid boy and runs his mouth anyhow.

Confusion. This is how they shoot themselves.

Saraaki should carry his cross and experience what they made GEJ go through. Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.

Nigeria is not Kwara state. He is just the SP and suffering all these, what if he becomes the President tomorrow? By the time he is done with this wahala, he shall seek out GEJ; apologise and praise him for not losing his cool and sanity while they hurled all sorts of obstacles in his way.

Politics is war; if you don't shoot and duck, others will take you off. Saraki is only fighting for survival. I don't like him and wish he leaves the office, but, before we scream corruption let us not forget that PMB too rose to power from the proceeds of corruption from the likes of Amaechi.

Nnamdi Kanu and his IPOB group should ask the FG to allow them access to their jet.

Lies going and coming..flying left and right.
These people are not serious and ready for the task of governing this country.

So after the President had presented the budget, Amechi went and presented his version to Sen. Gbenga Ashafa and it was smuggled in? Or please what are they telling us?

You want to hide from people but you are already posting pictures of the carcass of the house?

Almost done? May be Davido lives upside down in his own house. That way he can use the floor as the roof and live like a cave man.

Just look at all the men leering at her. Shameless. What is in a breast?

Megalomaniac Sanusi! See his chair.

This piece of information is supposed to be kept under wraps, while the security operatives swing into action to track the phone via the mobile network and covertly arrest the acclaimed 'husband' of the Chibok girl, which will help them in rounding up more of the abductors secretly until the girls are all recovered or accounted for. Rushing to press with this piece of news is only giving the abductors a head - start and ruining whatever window of opportunity has been opened by this carelessness on the abductor's part.

By the way, which abductor keeps the number of an abductee active for two years after the abduction? This goes to show that what we need to win this war against terrorism is intelligence gathering, subtle and covert operations, because the terrorists seem to lack that in double dose.


May God comfort the parents of the Chibok girls.

Go through the budget and find out for yourself if there is a provision for Lagos - Calabar rail project. It pains me how this government play most Nigerians as fools and they fall for it.

If Buhari does not want to sign the budget; he should say so. He delayed in appointing his Ministers and many people praised him. I bet people will still praise him for witholding assent to this budget as being 'careful'.

Saraki is a thief, but APC has treated him shabbily since coming into power. If I were him; I'd ensure I bring down the party with me, whenever I am going down. They should not like his political contribution and hate his person.

APGA was billed to win that election with a wide margin. APC couldn't just accept defeat.

Soon people will be going to work on the back of donkeys. The only people that will have fuel will be Buhari and Kachikwu. From Osunbade down will have to sort themselves out.

Make Nigerian government find better thing do. We are too hungry to notice gay visitors.

Happy birthday sir!!

The man that silently transformed Enugu.

Until we stop private/personal ownership of churches; these things shall continue.

Beremx:
meanwhile, APGA is improving. At least they got good votes.

very good!

APGA might win one of the local governments.

Baba too is a flyer anytime anyday. What do you expect his employees to do? There are almost 10 jets in the Presidential fleet and Baba has personalised all of them, leaving only a dillapidated one for Osunbade

So he can't carry those files or sheaf of papers while standing? Must the Police man attached to carry it?

Stup!d peopel in a stupider country.

babyfaceafrica:
Wike's nightmare!!!

Him and Wike are not mates. We know who is greater.

This conversation ensued between another nairalander and myself in this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/3008324/saraki-loses-code-conduct-tribunal/2#44072946

DIKEnaWAR:
He will appeal this Ruling to the Supreme Court. Then he is going to come back, find another fault, let the CCT rule on it and appeal again to the Supreme Court. When he has exhausted all his Appeals, he'll now come back to this Ruling today and ask that he be allowed to clarify issues with the CCB, before being put on trial. If the CCT overrules him based on the fact that "there should be an end to litigation", he'd appeal that one too.


This case is going to break a lot of hearts. Those who don't know how the Judiciary work, especially.

Osyabj:
You obiously are oblivion to the new Criminal Justice Act. From here on Saraki must stand trial. Even while he appeals the rulling to Supreme Court the trial goes on. After Saraki's CERTAIN conviction and removal as Fraudulently planted Senate President, he may win at the Supreme Court, but at that time Tinubu the Mastter strategist would have helped the APC to retake the Senate from the pdp and Oil thieves who sponsored Saraki and Dogara.

Stay tuned.

DIKEnaWAR:
The objection is fundamental to the trial without which it wouldn't go on. Something cannot stand on nothing. The Court must dispense with it first.

...We are watching. No one should criticise the Judiciary unduly, if you don't understand the workings of the law.

sweetilicious:
Protect women

My dear, women should protect themselves by living responsibly and not take high risks because of money.

Sauce? Abi na miya kuka be this?

Blood job, to earn blood money.



Someone will later wonder why we don't move forward as a country. Giving jobs to relatives of the dead and injured? Haba mana!

This had been our style since inception: rewarding Obj with the Presidency cos he is from the same South West with the acclaimed winner of June 12 Presidential elections, Yar'adua cos he was a brother of Obj's fellow looter-in-arms, GEJ cos he didn't possess a mind of his own and Buhari cos he ran, failed many times and cried at the ICC in his last woeful outing.

Another Caroline Danjuma; calling herself independent woman, yet attached to the apron strings of her father's mate for money to fund her 'independent' lifestyle.


It is either those boys(Audu's kids) kick her out or they turn her to a sex vendor like they did to sugar belly(or kini ko).

NgeneUkwenu:
This your ranting won't stop us from arresting and prosecuting Fayose, whenever his immunity is up...

Who is the 'us' in your statement, nne abi nna?

Bro, those moments that you are ontop of her 'bleeping' her to cure her 'loneliness', your wife too will be missing you and feel 'lonely' too, so some other guy will be 'bleeping' her too.



Why do we always think we are too wise and can eat our cake and have it? That woman's husband might be too busy with other people's wives or daughters to pay his wife attention.

This Panebi dude that issued this statement seems to be the 'daftest' punk in the universe. Is his anger all about selling properties to support Sylva without a foreseeable return on investment? I guess so.


APC, from events, have shown that they are the real killer party. Killing Nigerians with their bad policies and desperation to take over the country. The members are economic and institutional undertakers.

He is trying.