₦airaland Forum

Which one is he?

The boring one I guess....

Ok

Affirmative!

We all know that Nigeria as it is run today cannot be devoid of violence and bickering. You don't need to be a prophet or rocket science to know that.

Until we run total fiscal Federalism, development will keep eluding us. Let every state generate their revenue, spend the money and pay subventions to the FG. Any state that is not self-sustaining can merge with others.

You can't take money from the neglected and down-trodden people of Niger-delta to go and 'purchase' grazing route for Fulani normads or to create North East Development commission, when you have neglected the geese that lays the golden egg.

BTW, I am not from the South South or IPOB(D?) Or a wailer.

This boy go stubborn sha. See sneakers and leg like Fido Dido own. He even had to sorround himself with all his Iyawos.

I am certain he'd go back to whatever it is they are canning him for.

Bollocks!

Will VIO's report wake the late Ocholi from the dead? How I wish VIO died in place of Ocholi, so Ocholi can be asked to make a report on why VIO died in the whole country.

VIO stands for Very Idiotic Oppressors. They are a menace and a torn in the flesh and should be scrapped all over the country.

I think he was kicked out for being too ugly and close to the chimpanzee family.

I think south Sudan people rank number one when it comes to worwor; from Salva Kir to Reik Machir and Alek Wek. They all look like badly treated Masai's of Kenya.

See suit. See tie. See hat. Dude is just not it biko. If na me I go sack am sef.


#Kidding. No one created himself.

"Now that the budget has been signed, no train will derail again"

-Lai Mohammed.

"This is the handiwork of Jonathan. He derailed the train because he knows I am the Minister of Transport and wants to disgrace me"

- Rotimi Amaechi.

"APC cannot even ride the trains oga Jona put in place, successfully. They are just incompetent and derailing everything 'Hero' worked for"

-Wailers.

"Ina walahi rajianu...."

-Buhari.

"Amaechi is a thief! He is repeating what he did in Rivers state before we made him a new creature"

- Tinubu.

"The Federal Government is working on putting speed trains in conjunction with the Chinese government before the end of June this year"

- Prof Osinbajo.

"It is Fulani Herdsmen! They are at it again!!"

IPOB and Ohaneze

"They have started attacking us and killing our people"

-ACF and Miyetti Allah

"We shall seek a way to make laws against trains derailing"

-Saraki.

"I urge President Buhari to build the rail tracks on water, so that people can fall inside water if it derails, battle crocs and sharks and survive to tell a story made in naija. I just wanna make common sense"

-Ben Bruce


Voices from the address called Nigeria... Babel

...And ASUU had been failing and is tired of failing Nigerians.

Nice one.

People like Donald Trump should know that the world has matched on in dynamism.

Failure of parenting on the part of both the pregnantor and pregnantee .

By the way, what do you even blame this kind of situatio on?

Hardship?
Mumu?
Konji?
Loose morals?
Satan?
Sexual perversion?
Or
Sexual addiction?

Lost for words.

I thought they said Dullard University. Please no one should drag that University with our oga at the top. He shall get a Fellowship from the University after office.

Buhari signed the budget today. Payment of #5k to all 'our' people shall start on Monday.

If wealth and the office he occupies cannot give this one sense, then all hope is los for his likes. This is the full meaning of mumu.

We know Tiwa's story was just to damage his reputation and hide her runz girl lifestyle, but this dude should have quit this marriage already. The lady doesn't want him again, can't he move on?

Merit is rewarded with wealth and with wealth comes class.

She worked for her money and status. I wish her well.

emotions1:
so nah onli 3k been dey your account before....

mehn u need change...

I need change too cos I no get reach 3k in all my accounts and I have responsibilities to.

I can understand Amaechi's dilemma. It is like that of the house boy whose master shifted the blame and responsibility of a mistress discovered in the house by the wife. He'll have so many things to tell oga's wife as to why he should not be punished, but cannot do it.

If it were Goodluck Jonathan now, he'd have rained insults on him and spoken like they were at war.

BTW, he just acknowledged that he leaked the letter, on the prompting of his masters. Why didn't Saraki or Sanusi choose to leak it by themselves? It is because they know they have a clown whose mouth is applied before his brain.

We are not animals or lower beings. Two reasons are responsible for what you asked above.

1. Our 'punishment' system is very weak and so is the 'reward' too. We have good laws but we are to weak to punish those who disobey it. We also don't know how to reward those that obey the law. Infact, your status in a Nigerian society is determined by how easy you can disobey the laws- even in the face of law enforcement agents. That is called 'levels' here.

I was in traffic yesterday, waiting for the light to go green(with a host of other motorists), when two soldiers on a bike ran out from nowhere and entered the road. We almost experienced multiple accidents from the cars that sped across. They were threatening to slap and discipline motorists on their right of way for 'obstructing' them.


2. Lack of patriotism. Our leaders do not inspire patriotism and love for the country. From their deeds and misdeeds, they exhibit the highest level of unpatriotic act and citizens who are not enjoying anything from government will feel foolish to be patriotic.

Take the case of Buhari for example, who came to power on the mantra of change and frugality. He visited poverty on Nigerians, yet lives in obscene opulence; flies not less than 9 jets in the Presidential fleet and have all his kids abroad. His policies encourage spartan living on the populace but he lives like an Arab prince. How can such a man inspire patriotism?

Purpletee:
aunty Tiwa u dey smile. Your marriage dey under fire.

Aunty? How is she related to you?

Learn the use of words and stop being lobotomised by self-disrespecting and degrading customs and norms. She is Tiwa Savage and nothing else. Highest you can do is attach a Mrs(if she is still married) to her name.

Who will love my country?...since all of you are now Americans by association.

Trump will never be President. We don't know who will, but we know who won't. A new President shall emerge in November and her first action shall be cementing America's relationship with Africa and third world countries, before taking on China and Russia. As soon as she enters office, those countries would know that the days of playing are over.


America needs a diplomat and a politician as President now; more than ever in their history. They have too many enemies and need friends, while stamping their resolve and flexing muscle here and there.

Trump won't only make America great, he'd ruin it. Trump is to America, what Buhari is to Nigeria: so much hot air and no plans on how to confront the myriad of problems facing their countries.

Yuneehk:
Not in my dad's case.. He cooks so well!

Are you Jam Jam? I mean...is your mum Tiwa savage?

If this is 'edible catering' and she loves him, why not start life over with her? Why try to kill himself over a woman because she is fucking around? Will she stop when he is gone?

I no fit kill myself for money talkless of woman.

Taking Ekiti from Fayose, as it stands now, is like taking one of Buhari's cows... impossicant!

This is all that comes out of his mouth: dog's poo.

That action was very silly and playing to the gallery. Gov. Ayade has not failed to live up to expectations as a clown and empty head.

Who pays a man for a work he has not done? What happens to the people for the rest of the month? Like the OP pointed out, these people are going to work for two months before getting their pay. A typical Nigerian spends his money as it comes; he hardly saves.

I wish them luck, especially those that are already squandering their pay.

Nonsense and ingredient!

Nigeria is fast turning into a police state and banana republic. Just like IBB and fellow coupists accused Buhari of using the NSO to witchunt his enemies, same is being repeated today.

Ogoli anugo di abuo, were mara nke ka nma.