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Can anyone guess how much Fashola will spend on this change of name alone? Do the maths :

If a borehole = 78m x relocation of cable 360m ÷ renovating the Governors lodge 780m + website 78m \IGR 40bn monthly.

Find what it will cost the same man to harmonise and marry the names of three 'super' ministries, including change of letter heads and website.


Your time starts now...

I call for the independence of the people of Palestine. That is my problem now.

hartopher76:
what legacy did tinubu leave behind as a former governor of lagos state?

Fashola!

He claims he made Fashola who has transformed Lagos, whenever it suits him. At other times, he'll be busy accusing same Fashola of graft, through his minions.

'Choas' yet people were better off under GEJ. Liars!

I saw a woman once - a stupid one who think of herself what she is not - She deemed her 'maid' unfit to share the front seat of the car with her, so she ordered the poor girl to sit at the back. Funny thing is, they were the only people in the car and the maid sat comfortably in the owner's corner while her madam drove her like a driver.

The things we do...

This is the 2nd 'generation'. The 1st generation is in a transparent casing like a Compact disk pack. I still have mine.

Fighting the legal profession will be detrimental to the progress of this administration. Who bribes a Judge with 225,000? An SAN cannot be complicit in such indiscretion. He knows what it entails.


I don't even know why Buhari complains about democracy, rule of law and its bottlenecks when he is the greatest beneficiary. Would he be lording over us all if not for those things?


This government should take Dele Momodu's advice and stop the media trial of alleged corrupt persons. It will only heat up the polity.

Peter should teach his son how to dance well and sign him. The boy has potentials. He looks like a star already.

First time Dele Momodu will grow some balls and say the truth as it is. I think his fight with Davido has made a man out of him.


Buhari should allow his Ministers bring their ideas to governance. That is why they are called the Executive with him as the head. This is not a Monarchy where he issues royal proclamations that are sacrosanct and binding on all.

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Tell your pastor he is a clown! 98% of women have borrowed sanitary pads in their life. He wants to hoodwink you.

Next, he'll ask to sleep with you and cleanse you.

I am sure they were conversing in Arabic and repeating what the prophet said instead of talking issues of national importance.


Does anyone still think Buhari is the President we need now?

You are nowhere but on a pile of make up. Ask yourself regrets dumping you. If he does; he is an azzhole.



Everybody dey share story this one commot? Toolz will soon come out to inspire girls on ukwu.

dukeo:
Samsung phones all look the same

lestat:
Exactly, and they have this cheap look sha... i just dont know why... they have this cheap plasticky look

I have tried so much to come to terms with accepting to use this phone to no avail. They look big, cheap, plastic and hopeless.

What we are asking for is Pay-as-you-view. All this long talk confuses me this early morning.

There is no first date among these people. They start very early and continue till death. They end up leaving many offsprings behind.

MizTyna:
Loool! What this valentine will cause ehn! More touching stories in 9months time

You are a full package.

They can wake up when they are done deceiving themselves. Next would be:

1. Marrying many wives and giving birth to plenty children just to use them and swell their votes during Presidential elections.

2. The sultan should concentrate on Jihad and its true meaning. This word alone is the problem of the world today. This is why I think Donald Trump should become the President of America, so as to change its definition for them by force.

This is a wake-up call to David Mark. The people returned him, not because he has performed very well but because Daniel Onjeh has become the poster boy of the Tivs. Voting Onjeh would be tantamount to voting a Tiv as the Senator of the Idomas; they will never have a voice in the state of affairs in Benue state.


Mark should sit up and see himself as a leader of his people, stop thinking about his private pocket and begin to think of the collective interest of Idomas.

We know Onjeh will never win.

So na old men dey fancy you now?

"Chocolateme! Your own has finished!!" - **in Yaw's voice.

The elephant of Isiagu.

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The members of PDP are trapped in the past and believe in the old way of doing things. They forget that Nigeria has changed.

Sheriff is a tainted character and if they think he is the one that can guarantee them victory in 2019, it then means that winning the Presidential elections in Nigeria revolves around identification with boko haram. Buhari was serially identified with the group, but he won. We might be living in a fool's paradise here and ignorant of how our country works.

Lola is the problem jare!

She didn't know that in the Psquare group, they are all dependent on one another. I am sure she thought her husband will make more money as a solo artist.


Peter will still leave her at the end of the day. If not today, some other day.

Btw, Anita is from Rivers and not Igbo. Why has she stayed quietly with Paul?

A biatch is a biatch biko. They are good as girlfriends not wives.

Why always Peter?

The family ought to know Peter well and devised a way of handling him. He is too hot-headed. Throwing him out will worsen things cos when finally the dust of what is pushing him settles, it might be too late to save him.

Family is family. Blood is blood. No matter what.

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skyfall:
You'll always be below the thieves, picking crumbs and hailing them. Suffering and smiling!

Yes! I will always be below a Learned silk and vacate the inner Bar for him whenever he enters the Court, till I become one myself.

As for your calling them thieves: these are the men your father and his generation couldn't become. That is why you are attacking them.

Worm!

This one and Buhari are the same. It is too hard for them to retire into civilian life.

I bet he issues the following orders to his wife:

"About turn by number, march to the bed! Decommission your uniform!! Mount and spread legs!!!"

And..."Attack!" (To himself).

Hehehehehehe make I laugh abeg!

Buhari never see the owners of this land.

Learned silks sir, more grease to una elbow oo. We down below dey hail una.

skyfall:
You'll always be below the thieves, picking crumbs and hailing them. Suffering and smiling!

Yes! I will always be below a Learned silk and vacate the inner Bar for him whenever he enters the Court, till I become one myself.

As for your calling them thieves: these are the men your father and his generation couldn't become. That is why you are attacking them.

Worm!

The mumu has forgotten that his state is broke o kwa ya?

Well, down here, salary is a privilege.