₦airaland Forum

Some things are wrong with this pi ture

Nothing about visiting Miyetti Allah Lagos branch?

That their baby with the rosy cheeks...cute!

Buhari will either accept Oyegun's tenure elongation or the Governors won't support his 2nd term ambition.

He will soon start singing a new tune.

Why do our neighbours from the west think that to be fine as a woman is either to be yellow sisi or to be heavily busty?

They will still extend Oyegun's tenure and tell Buhari to accept it or jeopardise his ambition. They know Buhari can kill for his ambition and will accept it.

So this girl reads the bible?


I thought she rolls a joint with bible pages.


Anybody you see on Big brother as a contestant is already cursed. Simple!

Food one there from the elephant man Governor.

GloriaNinja:
AND HE LOOKS OLDER, HE NEEDS TO CHECK HIS WEIGHT.... I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WAS ONCE A HOT GUY

Will he kill himself ?

He has hot boys. Let the ladies drool over them and leave the man alone.

Woe is him!

This story tire me.

Bello and his hired goons writing...

Idiot Yul. Waste of Pete Edochie's sperm!


An old man like you that "contested" for Governor of a state like Anambra is busy talking about BBN that is a programme for teenagers exploring their gen1talia. Now same kids have called you out and you are forming as if you are serious with your life.

How many times has Yul talked about the serious things confronting the country that he expects from his teenage audience?

Lol.

Is FFK related to Donald Trump?

All the men he mentioned there are very useless and not useful one bit. The most useless are Yahaya Bello and Simon Lalong; two clowns of unimaginable proportion. Waste of space and economy, feeding fat on Niger delta oil money. Slaves in government houses.

Bad guy. He went to peep at their dindiri and was abducted in the process.

I am sure he will ask friends to join him from now onwards.

Tboss is a fool but her father is a bigger fool. You are married to another women below her age sef (yes Tboss is in her late 30s), why don't you forget them?

Another Fatonyibo on the loose. Scamming his way into women's legs and people's pockets to live a life of luxury.

Shame

Being a bridesmaid at Dangote daughter's wedding would make an errant husband want to identify with you and profess love all over again, just for the culture and bragging rights.

After the wedding and bedroom romps that will follow, dude will hiss and say "same ol' sh1t". Na then love go evaporate again.

Hakeem Baba Ahmed is bigger than being a Chief of Staff to the younger Saraki. He won't listen to him, no matter what position he occupies. He'd have listened if it were the late Oloye that he was serving and not the son.

Ahmed took the position because of depleted resources and impending hunger.

Are you not Okoro Hausa? Are you denying the fact that you, Yahaya Bello and El rufai battle yourselves on who will wipe Buhari's butt after he has pooed?


To say APGA was not on ground in Imo state in 2011 is a white lie. Agbaso won Ikedi Ohakim in 2007 but was rigged out by the Obasanjo/Udenwa rigging machine. He had a structure and was working on repeating same feat before he was told to step down for Rochas, who it is believed has money to prosecute the election and is more popular because of his philanthropy.

tooth4tooth:
I actually thought the Virgins were adults

Hard to get 15 year old virgins, except when a girl wants to scam you.

Is Oyegun a party chair? He is not.

Buhari is keeping him there because he does not trust any other person from the south to be totally loyal like him. The original choice of Buhari and his cabal for party chair from the south is Tony Momoh but they don't know how to impose him on the party without raising eyebrows that the defunct CPC has taken over the party.

They want to allocate the land to their cronies.

Kedu udi ogbanje girlfriend bu nke a?


A man is dying and all you are thinking of is to see his chats...

Ok

free2ryhme:
Why you dey vex when dem no ask you for money take do party

I don't vex, but their is a limit o everything bro. Splashing cake all over the place does not show wealth or affluence. It shows a people lacking in taste, style and decency.

I understand we in Nigeria have our own yardstick for measuring what is sane and insane.

Can she and her slim fit loving friends finish all those cakes? Why are Nigerians so foolish and wasteful?

free2ryhme:
Why you dey vex when dem no ask you for money take do party

I don't vex, but there is a limit to everything bro. Splashing cake all over the place does not show wealth or affluence. It shows a people lacking in taste, style and decency.

I understand we in Nigeria have our own yardstick for measuring what is sane and insane, but must we always show that we are mad at every opportunity?

The hardest and worst human being to be is Buhari: You are a sadist who is not given to enjoying yourself or expressing your feelings like dancing, fvcking (why do you think Aisha rants like a cow that has not been milked for 7 market days?). You can't just do the little things that normal people find fun in.


The 2nd worst person to be is Prof Osinbajo: You know the value and quality of good living, but because you clean up after the worst human being, you are expected to toe his line.


Otedola with the money ...

They should barb his hair so we know what is wrong with him.

Crying over spilt and drunk milk.

Paperwhite:
The very day Tinubu acknowledges that Buhari have inflicted him with madness because of his excessive greed that is the same day he'll be well.
Once beaten twice shy.

Wisdom is your second name.

Yung people are so daft these days. You can't even hold a 2 minute conversation with them.

How will they raise the next generation?