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misspicy:
This is the reason broke niggas be calling babes gold digger

Don't be a gold digger.
Broke niggas don't really complain about girls excesses.
They just form akagon.

OK.
give a glucose and sappiro

ah, the rich also cry.
rip madam

FruityLass:
Oh

Yes sire

good

FruityLass:


Make she faint well well.........issokay
After testing the dindondin....so he knows it high time to propose. . .OK

ah, don't use my name to describe v agina!
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You hear?

loomer:
In summary......

Steal while you can

imagine!
this is what this thread just taught me.
if the vc was extra rich like most vc in Nigeria, he ll still v some money and not be living in a slum regardless of his health.
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but one have to ask the man whether he planned well for the unforseen future

msmith247:
The blogger stepped out yesterday, looking lovely in Vegas...and she is getting so good in fashion -



https://instagram.com/p/7RHf0thAZa/

I must get to her....promised land.

OZAOEKPE:
"Wedding powered by STATE FUND", Quote me anywhere.
Click like if you believe state fund is in trouble and share if you think otherwise.

receive brain

see mumu thread.
if i talk now, a mod ll ban me again by claiming I abused them or incited members against mods.

Zehner:
South Africa sha.....

Genny's outfit tho
Banky nd his hat...hehehehehe

what happened to south Africa?

Tobex4realTobex234:
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Our visually engaging resume can’t completely replace your traditional resume. You will still need a strong traditional resume for certain
situations. This resume just gives you another tool to use when the situation calls for something more creative.

If you’re going to create this type of resume, make sure it’s awesome. A weak attempt at being different is more damaging than a strong attempt at being mainstream. That is why you either let experts do it for you or you continue using your traditional resume.

I would be creating free ones for the first 3 people only.

Kindly send your present CV preferably in MS-Word format to "tobi@creativitykills.co" with the subject "NAIRALAND RESUME OFFER"

no referee in this so called professional resume

PDP should keep quiet. Nigerians ll treat APC f uck up if they fumble

kernel501:
Yorubas wouldn't speak up now, Fashola is been bullied for fighting for the welfare of Lagosians against enriching Tinubu.

what do you want us to say?
stone Tinubu?
until there is evidence that it was Tinubu that s against him.
then we can interfere.
meanwhile, is fashola guilty. cos we don't harbour guilty people

lavly

This case get K-Leg. The story be like Nollywood story.
It reminds me of Iya Wura, my dads tenant in the early 1990s.
She's fond of accusing people of molesting her daughters. It took a long time before the neighborhood knew that she had mental issues.
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And to all cradle robbers and rapists, kontunu. Diaris Godu!
I ll sign the bill of cutting ya p ennis and v agina when I get the power

ok

just wakaing pass

ladyF:
lol are u having cramps too? Take felvin

no be cramps, na salary.
salary is monthly period

Lilyomi:
Me? Beht why?

cos u dey beg for life of alaconda snake that eating Awa rams and chickens

chibwike:
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Ishilove
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Make una no criticize us much oh

it no sweet Jo
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I wasted over 20 mb in downloading your crap

GabrielSuswam:
Nigerians are good at taking pictures of Accident victims....

it be like say na acting

Lilyomi:
Soon our snakes wl b endangered species. It does not change the fact that I fear them.

I v been looking for human beans like you to give snake bite.
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those snakes are. feeding. on our chickens

somebody quote me and let's fight.
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I m on my period

okooloyun1:
No light here in Olodo area in Ibadan

is olodo in Ibadan or ogun state or is there another olodo in Ibadan?

alcmene:
They are the masters when it comes to idol worshiping

stfu

SeverusSnape:
Our role model.

The most loved governor in Nigeria.

The obliterator of APC in Ekiti.

A dogged and astute politician.

Ekiti people are happy and proud to have you.

If only your dad GEJ was brilliant like him, you won't be in this condition.
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If only all PDP governors can be like him, Donald Duke, Akpabio etc, your life ll be better by now.
Blame ya destiny for having bad luck as GEJ

holytribe:
That food remind me of NYSC Edo camp. For real, those who are meant to render service to people are always busy rendering services to their bank account. At the end, some e-illiterate will come and apportion the fault on PMB.
Oh what a country

when I was coming to earth, I missed Road and ended up in this cursed Nigeria

The day beauty chased me, I became ugly

Na one rubbish site dey chop my own

ladyF:
Denying his 3rd term quest These politicians sha

Humanbeans, pray against the spirit of near miss. This is the 2nd time I m seeing you getting 2nd to comment today. What happened to your first position jazz?

Gombs:
Fash... You dined with the devil. Simple

Get thee behind me LadyF

APC has more problems than PDP.
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Now Amaechi is paraing

ebubey:
lol seriously? i wanted dat space

na u get brain pass of all the girls on NAIRALAND and ur Street