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PoliticsRe: APC's Reaction To The Signing Of The 2016 Budget by dins4real(m): 8:21pm On May 06, 2016
yarimo:
I suspect FAYOSE hand work grin
You are NOT SERIOUS !!!
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RomanceRe: Why Do Only Broke Men Approach Me For Marriage? by dins4real(m): 3:13am On May 06, 2016
mizlolar:
Please i need ur help. Am having challenges in area of relationship. I have the problem of ending up with men who are nothing but gold diggers. They seem good from the start but before a few months, they will turn into pests.

I dont know what is responsible for this. I just need a man who ll love me on the basis of who i am not what i have. I am from a well to do family, I am the only daughter of my parents and my dad is late, I actually inherited quite a lot and initially it seemed like a blessing until I got older.

All the Guys i ve met so far re fake displaying fake love just to get hold of what is in my possession. I will give you a little insight so you can understand what I am going tru. Around 2013, my then fiance kidnapped himself and because i already knew he was too needy and then their was a lot of inconsistencies in the story so i ignored the kidnappers who were demanding for 700k ransom. The guys showed up 2 weeks later fuming without any injuries or even shedding any weight


He was ranting and saying all sorts like how wicked i was and how i abandoned him to die. I had to break it off immediately because he was beginning to sound like i was his mother and father joined together. The next relationship went quite the same way.


The guy sold my car and came up with stories of how he was robbed at onipanu by palm-grove. unfortunately for him, i had a tracker which had its own inbuilt battery, so when they disconnected the car battery thinking they have disabled the tracker, they gaffed. the car was subsequently tracked down to shagamu at a hotel managed by his cousin. these are just the few recent ones.

There are many more experiences that i wouldn’t bother you with but I am tired. the worst is that some will even want to move in with me because of the comfort of my place. Its really frustrating. My mum said i should stop driving but its nearly impossible for me to get around lagos without a car.


I simply stopped using the big cars and got a Toyota matrix and i even had to drive myself so it dosnt look like i am the one attracting the wrong men and scaring away the good ones yet i haven’t been lucky.


I am not looking for a millionaire, I just want a man with a little dignity and value not the ones who will start demanding for loans or come up with stories within months of how their visa was stuck or how their mother was diabetic and needed money for blood transfusion. I have heard a lot of such stories and i am tired.


I dont know if my mum is right that i am scaring away the right ones with my lifestyle. Honestly, i dont even live flamboyantly neither do I club. I am in my early 30’s and i really need to settle down.


Plz help me with ideas on how to stop attracting gold digging shameless men. As at now, 4 guys re on my neck including head of admin in my firm but they are all my subordinates and I don’t want a scandal. Thank u.

Please advice. I don't need abuse from you guys... Thanks
It is not by your power, but by the Grace of God. Please, cast your burden upon the Lord. He will help you in this time of your need.
Pray to God fervently, for He will not forsake you. Come closer to Christ. He has something great for you!
PoliticsRe: REVEALED!! 10 Reasons African Politicians Love Ladies With Big Assets by dins4real(m): 3:06am On May 06, 2016
What u have in mind does not translate to all African men. Some african men do like slim girls. Especially girls that are well trimmed. So don't say all men like girls that have big breast or butt.
Like me for example, I love slim girls to a fault but only admire girls with big butt or big breast.
EventsRe: Why Do Men Cry On Their Wedding Day...(photo) by dins4real(m): 1:25am On May 03, 2016
HolyHero:
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He is thinking of the kind of discomfort he is getting too...

Especially when you're married to an igbo girl they can make life tired person
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angry angry angry
Who told u that igbo girls are like that?
Pls, pls don't knw what to say, just park well, ok
Smh seriously.
*speaking out of point*
PoliticsRe: Man Strips Unclad To Buy Fuel At A Station In Lagos. Photos by dins4real(m): 5:01am On Apr 26, 2016
dainformant:
This is very serious... The present economic hardship is taking a whole new level now as an able-bodied man stripped unclad in public at a fuel station filled with customers in Lagos. The young man who was outside the petrol station -shamelessly removed his clothes in order for him to be allowed in to buy fuel.

Even a team of policemen stationed there and area boys couldn't stop him from having his way. He was finally allowed into the station where he laid down on the ground after the attendants refused to sell for him. A policeman had to beg the workers there to sell fuel for the "mad man"..

Here are screenshots from a video posted online.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/04/man-strips-unclad-in-public-in-order-to.html
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It is only in Nugeria, nonsense make sense, while sense is nonsense!!!
Laughing in Nigerian language.
RomanceRe: Problems Only Pretty Ladies Will Understand by dins4real(m): 7:34am On Apr 24, 2016
Hadez:
1. We can't just have a day off without receiving numerous calls from annoying set of toasters and so called friends.
Like seriously? Can't you guys just keep to yourself and don't bother us? You call morning, noon and night and all you keep saying is "how are you, how was your day, have you eaten, what are you doing at the moment, OK I will call you later" are you an FBI agent? Mtchewww undecided

2. We are tagged as flirts. This especially I hate to the bone. Even here on nairaland. So because she is pretty and she clubs and dresses with swag does that mean she is an olosho? Too many kids in this country undecided

3.we can't just walk without being noticed. OK, I am not all that pretty but can't I just walk pass a street without guys stopping to say hello? Can't i just go to a store to get something without someone offering to pay? Can't i just eat in peace without you offering to pay my bills and get to know me in the process? Leave me alone! angry

4. Too many DM, PM...do I need to say more about this? I get nothing less than 100 messages on fb in 2days. I am lucky, my bestie gets more than 500 messages daily grin she had to delete her fb messenger because the messages are just too much grin
Even instagram isn't helping matter. Should I start with nairaland too? angry

5. We are tagged as unserious students. Imagine someone saying the pretty ones are the dumb ones why the ugly girls are intelligent. Just imagine, well my gp speaks for me. Not all pretty girls rely on their beauty

6. We are called lazy and dependant grin this is the funniest grin
I have 2 jobs and I pay my bills myself. why will I want to depend on your peanut? grin

7. They call us proud. This is saddening. Sometimes it is just about having a high self esteem not pride sad

8. Most guys just want to show you off as trophies and have sex then move to the next pretty girl. This is why we take a very long time to study you before allowing you in but most guys will become too desperate and loose their chances.

#drops pen
Mtchewww. What rubbish!!! angry angry angry
If u don't know what you are saying, then pack urself well!!!
Later on, you will say guys are wicked, when they dont call u, text u or notice u.

Abeg NEXT!!!
LiteratureRe: Fuel Scarcity And The Missing Prick: A Short Story by dins4real(m): 7:03am On Apr 24, 2016
Cityofdavid:
Fuel Scarcity and the Missing Prick

Lagos is a very crazy city. There, everyone is in haste like the blades of a rolling fan. There, Mondays are more sacred than Fridays and Sundays, for traders would never entertain nonsense on Monday mornings. There, a saint becomes a devil when he holds the steering wheel of any godforsaken vehicle. Lagos is a city for smart people; it is the only city in the world where a person pays for a smart phone and gets a wrap of fufu instead.

Lagos is full of unusualness too. You cannot urinate anywhere. You cannot park anywhere. You cannot even cross the highway in places where there are no pedestrian bridges. And let me add that everything is stealable in Lagos. There is a popular story of a stupid fat woman who slept off in a 'Molue' but woke up to find that her breasts had been stolen and replaced with two large water melons. As a matter of fact, I now write to tell the story of how a young man's prick was stolen and found miraculously.

Yesterday, I was in Agege to buy about ten litres of petrol to fill my "I pass my neighbour" generator. Recently, nearly every citizens of my country have had a glimpse of hell - no fuel; no light; no water and jobs. Those who voted for change now seemed to live in chains. It was under these circumstances that I left my house at about 3.00am to queue for fuel in a nearby Mobil filling station where petrol was still sold at reasonable prices.

The reader would think that it was stark dark and Lagos people should be in bed but it was not so. Vehicles running into about fifty had formed a long queue already. 'Okada' riders numbering well over seventy had also formed a separate queue together with those who came with the tanks of their generators. And then, there were those who came with sleeping mats. Crazy city; crazy citizens; crazy government, I thought.

At once, I joined the queue of those who came with their own tanks and waited quietly. Policemen were very much present too to protect, or perhaps, extort us. Our confidence level remained intact, although there was no single pump attendant in sight. We believed strongly that Mobil would save us, not the government.

At the time the loudspeakers from the nearby mosques blarred, no single petrol attendant was in sight. By now, the filling station premises had become a Mecca, bodies pressing against bodies; buttocks pressing against buttocks. It was an opportunity for some rascal guys to pick pockets. And then it happened.

"My prick, my prick," a slender-looking young man shouted a few paces away, wailing like a starved goat. His slim legs looked like the stem of a premature banana tree. "My prick o, this Alhaji don thieve my prick. Make una help me beg am make him return am o."
"How him take thieve your prick na," a woman who had gripped Alhaji's agbada asked curiously.
"I dey here dey queue for fuel jeje. Nahim this man come pass hit him hand for my back. My body do 'gree-gree-gree' like say scorpion bite me nahim I see say my prick don disappear. Make una help me beg am o. Make him bring back my prick."
"Walaitalai, me I no thieve am for this boy prick. I get my own, Oga"
"Shut up your dirty mouth, Alhaji abi wetin dem call you," yelled a septuagenarian who had just joined the ring which had formed round Alhaji and the poor boy. "Return this boy prick otherwise we go burn you alive. If money no dey the country since Buhari enter, why you no use your own prick do money instead of this boy own? Wicked man."

Clicks from Android camera phones filled the air; the happening scene, though not a story about snakes, had already made Nairaland's front page and found its way in Linda Ikeji's blog.
"You must return this boy's prick," one hefty man, who resembled a chimpanzee, left a heavy slap on Alhaji's face. "Return the prick now or I'll kill you."
"Walaitalai, me I nover thieve am for any prick for my life."
"Return the boy's prick, Alhaji" the hefty man roared again, leaving another staggering slap on Alhaji's face. "Before you turn this boy prick to Dollars, I go kill you."

While Alhaji sat on the floor, his flowing agbada gathering dust, a pregnant woman remarked, "Don't punish the innocent for nothing. Don't punish the innocent for nothing. This boy suppose open him boxers make we see with our korokoro eyes say true true him Gala dey miss"
"Oya open your boxers," the impatient crowd yelled. "Make we see say your Gala dey miss true true."

The young man, whose name I knew afterward to be Emeka, rose to his feet. He had cried out his eyes and misplaced his voice.
"See, everybody see."
His boxer shorts had now fallen below his kneels and we saw, amongst what appeared to be a scanty black forest, an inch of black rope. Nothing more. A door had seemed to appear in his waist through which his prick had vanished, leaving its tail. How can a boy in his twenties have such a length of Gala? Alhaji must have stolen it with his charm, we thought.
"Una see say I no dey lie? This man don thieve my prick" Emeka cried.

The hefty man who would pass for a tamed chimp moved his great head forward, grabbed Alhaji by the neck and started to drag him away from the filling stations.
"By the time way I set you on fire, you go return this boy prick way you thieve, idiot."
We all followed this strange hefty man.
"Oga, put this tire for him neck. I get small fuel for here and we fit buy matches for that shop make we burn am to ashes." Someone whose face I couldn't see jeered.
"Okay"
"Walaitalai, Walaitalai, me I no thieve am for anybody prick." Alhaji cried helplessly but nobody listened to him.

Just when the hefty man was about to lit the fortunate match that would roast Alhaji like cashew nuts, two events occurred simultaneously. "I go return am. Oga, I beg I go return the prick way I thieve. Make I touch the boy back."
"You better do."

Alhaji was still walking towards Emeka's direction when someone in the crowd screamed, "Mobil don dey sell fuel oo."
At once Emeka's shrunken prick started to rise like a yeasted flour. It rose steadily until it became as strong as a rock.
"Don't touch me," Emeka yelled. "My prick don come back." Emeka started scampering towards the Mobil filling station to join the light queue that was forming. I ran too. Who does not want to buy cheap petrol?
"I don see my prick, Godwin" Emeka repeated, as he ran.

At the end, nobody could say whether it was Alhaji or the Mobil filling station which started selling fuel that returned the missing prick, if there was any missing prick in the first place.

Ademule David is a student of human society and crime; he writes from and lives in Lagos where he goes about carrying his magical pen in his pockets.

Source: http://facebook.com/thesocialmicroscope
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VERY FUNNY! CHEI, OP I DON LAUGH TIRE!
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CelebritiesRe: Meet Ella Martins - The Beninese Actress With The Biggest Ukwu In Africa by dins4real(m): 5:46am On Apr 24, 2016
jasssbabe:
Some Nigeria actress have bigger ass dan this
No, it is not only Nigerian girls, but Africans girls that have asses. Hmmmmmm... ....... Pls, don't think it is only Nigerian girls. Go to other African countries, you will amazed that Africans girls are bless with such hips. cool cool cool

But ehmmmm, I live slim girls. cool cool cool
CelebritiesRe: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by dins4real(m): 6:09pm On Apr 13, 2016
midehi2:
so you have to broadcaste it to the world, respect your husband..woman
Thank you very much. Please tell her oooooo. Too much of hype over nothing. Willher statement solve Nigeria issues? angry angry angry
FamilyRe: Is It Right For Married People To Go Clubbing ??? by dins4real(m): 1:28pm On Apr 13, 2016
Chizzy20:
hmm i dont see anytin wrng dere, as far dey re married couples bt it should b togeda, at least once in a while.Couples nid to engage in new stuff to kip dier marriage alive nt always d same old routine dat wil start making dem get bored of themselves..anyway dats jst my two kobo.
No, No, No........
That's not two kobo! That's a million dollar advice that u gave. shocked shocked shocked
TravelRe: Nigerian Removed From Flight Over Hepatitis A Gets Unexpected Miracle by dins4real(m): 5:57am On Apr 04, 2016
ObiOmaMu:
An air hostess on Quora shared the weirdest moments from her flight days, and this one about Nigerians teaming up to help a fellow Nigerian who was sick onboard their flight is particularly touching.

Amazing stuff. Please read:

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/nigerian-stopped-from-flying-back-home.html
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This got to show that, we have more Nigerians who are kind that are living abroad than Nigerians who are kind living in Nigeria.
Hmmmmm, this means that we that are here in Nigeria shld change.
PetsRe: Guy Offers His Dog To Calabar People After It Ate His N4000 (photo) by dins4real(m): 10:06am On Apr 03, 2016
Afrok:
When did one #500 equivalent to #4,000? shocked
I wonder oooooooooo angry angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by dins4real(m): 11:02pm On Apr 01, 2016
ScofieldBello:
You seem to me a desperate lady.
Hey, stop going about telling people how to spend their hard earned money! You were definitely disappointed cuz you didn't get what you expected.....he is a real guy.

How many times have you left your change with a waitress? But you expected him to leave his. Oh....I forgot that you ain't got a job yet.

Better that you deleted his number cuz a lady like you cannot add value to his life. He ain't a reckless spender.


Funny you, na now you know say na fake life him dey live. Even if he isn't a full staff, madam IT IS HIS JOB, IT IS HIS LIFE, HE LIKES IT.
TRUE WORDS YOU SPEAK.. ... grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Murray-Bruce: List Of Countries Visited By Buhari (Photo) by dins4real(m): 10:47pm On Apr 01, 2016
Young03:
keep talking
My dear, tell him oooooooo. Too much talk ni action. SmhSmh angry angry angryangry
TravelRe: 10 Things I Learnt About Cross River State During My Service Year by dins4real(m): 10:36pm On Apr 01, 2016
Bekwarra:
Boki girls and their banana are worth dying for.
My dear, Boki girls, bananas and plantains are worth longing for everyday.!!! angry angry angry
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Ladies Normally Use To Lure Guys To Bed by dins4real(m): 9:28pm On Apr 01, 2016
ireneony:
this thread is not for me huh
Chai! Women don suffer huh huh

Tosyne2much eh eh. .stop leaking our secret undecided
But u agree to that na, that's the truth!!!!
On a ligher note. "Chei u are cutecut cheesy grin ;De cheesy"
SportsRe: Can We Do This To Redeem Our Qualification To AFCON? by dins4real(m): 12:24am On Mar 31, 2016
Caseless:
I was impressed with the play, I used this to console myself, but was angry that siasia had to play a lone striker(Ighalo) in a game we needed to win badly.

I'm a true Nigerian, and I feel the probing pain through my heart due to our failure to qualify for the tournament consecutively; the ouster of super eagle or the failure to qualify for the tournament back-to-back is a dent on our image as an "African football house".
We were hendecasyllabic in players just like the Egyptians, but we were not focused in the first-leg.

Comme ci , comme ca , they had a good play, unfortunately, they lost.

The Chadians withdrew from the qualifiers due to lack of funds to prosecute their remaining games in the qualifications. This decision by the Chadians puts us in the outright position of 'non-qualification' (permit me to put it this way) having lost to Egypt yestetday.

My question is, can we get the Chadians to rescind their decision if we take up the responsibility of funding their remaining matches and paying their players allowance? as this could still give our second place position in the group the needed value of qualifying us.


NB: I know we find it hard to pay our players and coaches , but trust Nigeria/Nigerians in a situation like this; we can play the big brother to our neighbors especially when we are going to benefit from them( e.g multinational task force , ceding of bakassi peninsula to cameroon , etc).
Op, chei u are too funny ooooo. grin grin cool cool cool grin
TravelRe: 10 Things I Learnt About Cross River State During My Service Year by dins4real(m): 6:18pm On Mar 28, 2016
Bekwarra:
I served this nation in Cross River state for the mandatory one-year NYSC programme. I passed out on July 2nd 2015 (CR/14B). I served in Bekwarra Local Government Area; two schools located in Akpakpa and later Afrike 1. Being someone that loves travelling and seeing places, I moved around the state and was able to visit 15 of the state's 18 LGAs so I can say I know some things about the state. These are 10 of my observations in the state of The People's Paradise.

1. The people are warm and friendly
Cross Riverians are a warm and friendly people. They are accommodating and drawn to visitors. They are always ready to help you if they see that you are a new face there. This was evident from when we got to the NYSC camp at Obubra. They are always very ready to help and they feel easily drawn to visitors. Someone like me who's always slow and cautious when making friend was able to make a handful of friends in a short period of time. I've been to a few places in Nigeria but the people of Cross River are some of the most friendly.

2. They Are Great Cooks

I once told a friend over phone while still in Cross River that "bro if your life depends on food and you want to marry solely for food, please get a Cross River chick". That Cross River women are good cooks is an understatement. Their girls and women are experts in cooking. Cooking for them comes with ease. They have these tasty and delicious soups gosh they are fantastic. Back in Lagos we are all used to Calabar kitchens and we respect their soups but I'm telling you there is more to their delicacies than Calabar soups. Back in Bekwarra I enjoyed tasty soups like Oturukpa, Akum, groundnut soup and Beniseed soup. It was also in Ogoja that I ate plantain porridge; unripe plantain cooked with palm oil, bitter leaf, crayfish and dry fish. What a delicacy. Whenever you visit Cross River, make sure you eat their local meals. I'll recommend beniseed with akpu. Their akpu is strong and hard jeez; more like something you can use to deworm by stoning the worms inside you to death. I nicknamed one girl fufu pounder due to her dexterity in handling the pestle. Bekwarra people cant do without eating akpu in a day.

3. It's A Largely Rural State

The state is a largely rural state in all ramifications. Apart from Calabar and a few other towns like Ogoja, Ikom and to a lesser extent Akampka and Obudu, Cross River state is largely rural. There's not much on ground in terms of infrastructure, development and economic activities. The government should do more in terms of infrastructure. They should stop concentrating on Calabar and allow development to spread especially to the northern part of the state. For example I don't have verifiable data but I can say that from my observations, Ikeja LG has more banks than the whole state. Successive governments seem to be concentrating development in Calabar which is an impressive and beautiful city already. No hustling in the state, if you are not a farmer then you are a civil servant. There are few economic activities. Even in Calabar, the peeps move to neighbouring states and towns especially PH to hustle. You don't hustle in Calabar, you spend. The city is expensive yet few economic activities happening there afford the people little opportunity to hustle unlike other big cities in Nigeria. For example Calabar is still sleeping by 6am, few people and cars on the road by that time unlike Lagos which is awake and on its feet already by 4am. I once told one of the teachers in my school that you can be caught in traffic in Lagos by 5am and he turned me to a liar. To him it's strange.

4. There's More To The State Than Calabar

So many people see Cross River and Calabar as the same. I used to feel the same until I went there. The state is one of the most diverse in Nigeria with over 33 languages being spoken there. Most people back in Lagos that called me during my service year or chatted with me usually told me "guy I hear say u dey serve for Calabar". I'll only shake my head and smile thinking that "these people don't know I'll spend between 5-6hrs going to Calabar from here". There are other people with culture and languages different from that of the Efik people. There are Bekwarra, Afrike, Ogoja, Yala, Boki, Obubra, Obudu people to mention a few. For example Bekwarra and Afrike people are in the same local government but they have similar but different languages..

5. Agriculture Is A Way of Life
Many outsiders who have never been to the state before see it as a riverine state whose major source of life is fishing. Many people see Cross River as this state of fishermen who love carnivals and festivals. Except the coastal parts of Cross River South and Central, other parts of the state are largely agrarian. They are mostly farmers. They take agriculture seriously and they never joke with it both males and females. Cross Riverian kids are introduced to agriculture at a very early stage. They go to the farm with their parents. If their men are not on the farm making heaps or clearing the bush, they'll be on the palm tree tapping or in the bush hunting. Their women are not left out; they are either planting cassava, peeling cassava and making garri, making palm oil (well refined) or back home preparing akpu and soup. These industrious people love agriculture a lot and this is responsible for cheap food. Food is so cheap and with a little amount, you can eat to your satisfaction with the exception of Calabar obviously. They have food and farm products in abundance and at cheap prices. One of the things I cherish most about them is that they are hard workers. I respect them a lot.
The government still needs to help them a lot in the area of improved seeds, fertilizers, mechanized farming (almost non-existent) and to stem the scourge of Fulani herdsmen (I witnessed a lot of confrontations between the villagers and the nomads)

6. Backward Educationally
This is a general problem in Nigeria. Education in this country is a joke but some states are still better than others. I can't vouch for any northern state but in the context of southern states, education in Cross River still has some catching up to do. I can't say for South East and South South states but placing Cross River state beside South Western states, there is a very big gulf. Education is not really taken serious us here and the government also is not really helping matters in this regard. Their children and parents don't take education serious and the few who do are not encouraged by the government. Majority of schools in the rural parts depend on corp members for staff strength. The quality of education is low and examination malpractice is rampant and encouraged. I can recollect my VP once telling the students to learn how to write fast when note is being dictated because during their external exam nobody will slow down for them when answers are being dictated. The bitter truth is, the state still have a long way to go in terms of education.

7. Calabar Girls Are Not The Real Deal
Whenever you mention Cross River, Calabar comes to mind and merely hearing Calabar, two things come to mind; their soups and girls. Many people do have the erroneous belief that Cali girls are so beautiful, exotic and refined more than any other in the state. Although, Cali girls are more popular and more exposed but when it comes to beauty, I'll unequivocally give it to Ogoja girls especially those of Igoli and Ishibori. They are beautiful in the pure and real sense of it. They are ravishing, homely and naturally beautiful. Worthy of note are also some Bekwarra girls (not many), Ikom, Boki, Obudu and Obubra girls.

8. They Love Burial Ceremonies
This is one of the highlights of many villages. Burial is only second to Christmas. Burial ceremonies are big occasions. Naming and wedding ceremonies are more of rarity but burial ceremonies are the big deal. The whole place is always agog with preparations and they spend a lot on it. They don't like burying their dead outside their villages so they don't mind bringing them in from other parts of the country where they died. Their burials last for weeks or more at times. Although I didn't witness any naming ceremony and only witnessed a single wedding ceremony, I witness lots of burial ceremonies which not only for old people. A 30-year old man's burial will see food being cooked and guests been fed.

9. They Have The Best Palm Wine
One of the things that made me enjoy my stay in Cross River is palm wine. Cross River especially the northern part is a land of palm wine. If you've been there before, you can't but attest to the fact that they have superb palm wine. I'll say it's the best in Nigeria. I had many drunken days there. My students spoilt me with it, my VP being a tapper too was also culpable. They have two varieties; the up one and the down one. The up one is fresher, richer and definitely costlier. It is the one that's tapped from the top of the palm tree. The down one is cheaper but greatly more intoxicating. You get drunk easily while drinking it. It's gotten from palm trees that have already been cut down. You can get the best palm wine in places like Afrike (Bekwarra), Mbube (Ogoja), Okpoma (Yala) and Obudu. They have it in abundance and it is cheap.

10. They love to enjoy themselves. No matter how poor this people are, they still find time to enjoy themselves. They love dancing to a fault and not only that, they are expert dancers. Gosh these people can dance. The way they wiggle their bodies is something else even the small ones among them. They love their ceremonies and most especially new yam festival. The Calabar Carnival is a shining crown on all their festivals. There are lots of other festivals and events to witness in Cross River. Sundays are always bubbling even the most rural villages. People go out to drink, see friends, hold meetings and unwind. In short they love to unwind and enjoy themselves. Their Christianity does not stop them from drinking and making merry.

Other notable observations are that they are generally Christian mostly Catholics and Assemblies of God members, it is a very big state, only Oyo state is bigger in southern Nigeria, there are some parts where you'll have a foot in Nigeria and the other in Cameroun (there are some parts in Lagos state where you won't know whether you are in Lagos or Ogun state, the same is applicable in Cross River), life is serene and generally peaceful, no hold ups, no shouting and cursing and the hustle and bustle of city life, if you've never seen a witch in real life go to some parts of Bekwarra like Ebegang and Anyikang, nature is at its best here with nice scenery.
These are my observations of about a year that I spent in the state. My stay their was enjoyable and fulfilling, a few disappointments and a lot of memorable moments. I'll love to visit the state again. I may be wrong in some of my observations but those are the things I observed as a CrossKopa who served in Bekwarra and was able to visit 15 out of 18LGs. Your views are welcome from both indigenes and non-indigenes.
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Op, u are too much. All of ur observations were on point. In cross river, they have more than 33 local dialect. I serve in Boki East July 2011/ June 2012. In boki alone, they have different dialect, to the extend that a person in wula can't understand someone in bateriko, same in boki east.
On my last count, I am being in Cross river for more than 6 times after service. Oh boy that place is sweet die. I tell u.
Can't wait to go there again and get entertained!!! grin grin
PoliticsRe: In Sign Of Major Crack Within Ruling Party, Tinubu Takes On Buhari’s Minister by dins4real(m): 12:33pm On Mar 27, 2016
Sctests:
Tinubu targeting Petroleum ministry since 12 AD. Kai Greedy man. He has suddenly become a 'defender of the masses'.

Why didn't he tackle Buhari on his imperious elitist comment on Forex about tough luck for poor nigerian students but 'Good luck' for him and his children abroad on the Aljazeera interview?
Yeye dey smell.
My brother, if it is tinubu, one has to be on guard, because not just a crook and a big and cunny thief. Hmmmmm, suddenly suddenly he thinks he is speaking the minds of the people.
As for me, I am watchingwatc angryhing angry angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Returns To Asaba Set After Iyr Vacation In USA(pics) by dins4real(m): 10:08pm On Mar 21, 2016
cool
Ahmed0336:
Definitely, May God Bless our hustle
Amen ooooooo cool
Ahmed0336:
Definitely, May God Bless our hustle
Amen ooooooo
RomanceRe: When Will Nigerian Men Start Looking Like This? by dins4real(m): 11:01pm On Mar 20, 2016
cool
LuveU2:
embarassedembarassed
That can only happen in your dreams. Go and sleep on your bed and then you will see it. grin
LuveU2:
embarassedembarassed
That can only happen in your dreams. Go and sleep on your bed and then you will see it.
NYSCRe: RiversRerun: Corpers Sleeping After Election (Pics) by dins4real(m): 10:08pm On Mar 20, 2016
OKKO:
After this CBN go give work to Amaechi, Dakuku and Wike daughters...
My brother,you are correct! U spoke my mind. Yet the apc led govt will say that pdp is a fraud,meanwhile they are worse!!!
I believe that it is high time this govt shld stop deceiving Nigerians. We are not FOOLS!!!
PoliticsRe: Uduak Onofiok-Luke Kneels To Thank Husband After Bagging Degree (PICS) by dins4real(m): 11:48pm On Mar 14, 2016
CastedDude:
to marry don dey hungry me now ...chaiii
Cheii, no be only you ooooo. E dey sweet me to marry too. God help us men to pick a good wife. Amen grin
CastedDude:
to marry don dey hungry me now ...chaiii
Cheii, no be only you ooooo. E dey sweet me to marry too. God help us men to pick a good wife. Amen
FamilyRe: 2-Day Vigil Cost Woman Her Marriage In Delta by dins4real(m): 10:42pm On Mar 12, 2016
Rukkydelta:
Like the woman na dope.....the so called husband for no dey yarn all this rubbish..............One reason why a woman should be independent, I'll never depend on a man for means of livelihood
@rukkydelta,hmmm u call urself a woman.
Pls tell me,how can u spell woman without "man"? How can u spell menstruate without " man"? Yet u say u can't depend on a man.
Then how did u obtain ur education without ur father's help? Huh.........huhhuh
U beta rephrase ur grammatical blunder,or else it will be bad for u.
CultureRe: 5 Igbo Stereotypes Every Nigerian Must Drop by dins4real(m): 1:55pm On Mar 11, 2016
Chinekepikin:
https://datjoblessboi.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/igb-660x400-300x182.jpg


5 Igbo Stereotypes Every Nigerian Must Drop


There are a handful of stereotypes that Africans hold against each other and this is not surprising due to the multi-cultural structure of our society. Nigeria has over 500 ethnic groups. Among the 500, about 9 languages are extinct while only three are -Hausa, Igbo, and Yoruba- leading the pack, and each one of these tribal groups have their peculiarities.
https://datjoblessboi.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IGBO-MEN-300x139.jpg
The Igbos of Southeastern, Nigeria are one of the leading ethnic groups in the country. They can be found in Enugu, Anambra, Ebonyi, Imo, and Abia. Despite these peculiarities, a handful of Nigerians have some misconceptions about this amazing ethnic group.
Jovago.com, Africa’s No 1 hotel booking portal identifies 5 stereotypes that Nigerians have about persons of Igbo extraction and offers facts that debunk them.
https://blog.ng.jovago.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/naira.jpg

They know nothing but business

Let’s give it to the Igbos, when it comes to business, there is no contest. At major markets, they are dominant. In fact, in places where you do not imagine that you will find them, they are always there. But, there is more to this people than business. You find them in politics, literature, education, economy and other sectors. Late Nnamdi Azikiwe, was a businessman, first prime minister of Nigeria and a nationalist as well as a lawyer. The literary lord, the man of words and the author of the evergreen bookThings Fall Apart that made the world change their perception about African literature, late Chinua Achebe was not a businessman, same with Chiwetel Ejiofor, and also Chimamanda Adichie. The list is endless. Take it or leave it, no matter the field an Igbo Man ventures into, the business trait tails him.
https://blog.ng.jovago.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/R6D5PfE.jpg


All Igbo women are light skinned


There is no argument about Igbo women being light skinned but the stereotype is tagging all Igbo women light skinned which is not the case. There are chocolate, ebony, and dark skinned ladies among them. In addition, light skinned women are not restricted to Igbo women alone but it cut across all Nigerian tribes. When next you see a light skinned lady, do not make up your mind that she is Igbo!


They love ‘Ego‘ also known as ‘Money‘


Who does not love money? Money is desired by almost everyone in varying degrees. Many say you cannot date an Igbo girl if you do not have money but these preconceived notions are not entirely based on facts. Rather than singling out a particular ethnic group to castigate, this is a blanket perception for all ethnic groups. Same thing for the men. There should be no ethnic colouration when it comes to making money.
https://blog.ng.jovago.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Igbo-traditional-wedding1.jpg


It’s expensive to marry an Igbo woman

Nigerian women are beautiful, expensive and sophisticated. A man should be happy to marry an Igbo woman because she is not cheap. A man should be proud to provide everything on the list presented to him by the parents to show that he is a ‘man’, however, there is always room for negotiation. So, the stereotype that before you marry an Igbo woman, you need to bring an arm and a leg only applies when the groom’s family are not masters at striking a good bargain.

All Igbos have left their villages for Lagos


Lagos is the melting pot for various ethnic groups and the commercial heartbeat of Nigeria as a result, the state is bound to be peopled by different tribes. However, expressing the thought that all Igbos have emptied their various states to reside in Lagos is laughable and wrong. There are individuals who run thriving businesses in these different south-eastern states that have never visited Lagos.



http://nigerianpilot.com/5-igbo-stereotypes-every-nigerian-must-drop/
I totally concur with you OP. U just murder the topic on Igbos. Especially when it comes to money. Every tribes loves money. grin
Chinekepikin:
https://datjoblessboi.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/igb-660x400-300x182.jpg


5 Igbo Stereotypes Every Nigerian Must Drop


There are a handful of stereotypes that Africans hold against each other and this is not surprising due to the multi-cultural structure of our society. Nigeria has over 500 ethnic groups. Among the 500, about 9 languages are extinct while only three are -Hausa, Igbo, and Yoruba- leading the pack, and each one of these tribal groups have their peculiarities.
https://datjoblessboi.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IGBO-MEN-300x139.jpg
The Igbos of Southeastern, Nigeria are one of the leading ethnic groups in the country. They can be found in Enugu, Anambra, Ebonyi, Imo, and Abia. Despite these peculiarities, a handful of Nigerians have some misconceptions about this amazing ethnic group.
Jovago.com, Africa’s No 1 hotel booking portal identifies 5 stereotypes that Nigerians have about persons of Igbo extraction and offers facts that debunk them.
https://blog.ng.jovago.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/naira.jpg

They know nothing but business

Let’s give it to the Igbos, when it comes to business, there is no contest. At major markets, they are dominant. In fact, in places where you do not imagine that you will find them, they are always there. But, there is more to this people than business. You find them in politics, literature, education, economy and other sectors. Late Nnamdi Azikiwe, was a businessman, first prime minister of Nigeria and a nationalist as well as a lawyer. The literary lord, the man of words and the author of the evergreen bookThings Fall Apart that made the world change their perception about African literature, late Chinua Achebe was not a businessman, same with Chiwetel Ejiofor, and also Chimamanda Adichie. The list is endless. Take it or leave it, no matter the field an Igbo Man ventures into, the business trait tails him.
https://blog.ng.jovago.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/R6D5PfE.jpg


All Igbo women are light skinned


There is no argument about Igbo women being light skinned but the stereotype is tagging all Igbo women light skinned which is not the case. There are chocolate, ebony, and dark skinned ladies among them. In addition, light skinned women are not restricted to Igbo women alone but it cut across all Nigerian tribes. When next you see a light skinned lady, do not make up your mind that she is Igbo!


They love ‘Ego‘ also known as ‘Money‘


Who does not love money? Money is desired by almost everyone in varying degrees. Many say you cannot date an Igbo girl if you do not have money but these preconceived notions are not entirely based on facts. Rather than singling out a particular ethnic group to castigate, this is a blanket perception for all ethnic groups. Same thing for the men. There should be no ethnic colouration when it comes to making money.
https://blog.ng.jovago.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Igbo-traditional-wedding1.jpg


It’s expensive to marry an Igbo woman

Nigerian women are beautiful, expensive and sophisticated. A man should be happy to marry an Igbo woman because she is not cheap. A man should be proud to provide everything on the list presented to him by the parents to show that he is a ‘man’, however, there is always room for negotiation. So, the stereotype that before you marry an Igbo woman, you need to bring an arm and a leg only applies when the groom’s family are not masters at striking a good bargain.

All Igbos have left their villages for Lagos


Lagos is the melting pot for various ethnic groups and the commercial heartbeat of Nigeria as a result, the state is bound to be peopled by different tribes. However, expressing the thought that all Igbos have emptied their various states to reside in Lagos is laughable and wrong. There are individuals who run thriving businesses in these different south-eastern states that have never visited Lagos.



http://nigerianpilot.com/5-igbo-stereotypes-every-nigerian-must-drop/
I totally concur with you OP. U just murder the topic on Igbos. Especially when it comes to money. Every tribes loves money.
TV/MoviesAssistance On How To Get Site For Tvshows For Free. by dins4real(op): 10:12am On Aug 08, 2015
Guys,good day,I want an assistance on how to get site for English tvshows for free. I will be grateful if I have positive respond.
Also,O2tvshow.com is not going through! Does anyone has the same issues like min?
Thanks.
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Rocks Dreadlocks In New Photos ( Photo) by dins4real(m): 5:50pm On Jun 06, 2015
Airforce1:
typing...
For how long will you be typing?
PoliticsRe: See What Fuel Scarcity Has Caused In Lagos (photo) by dins4real(m): 9:54pm On May 25, 2015
abdulrazat:
then you are still a baby. If you don't remember the Abacha era of 95 & 96. Lol
Abacha era was worse than this.
For complete three months or so,the situation was worse.
At least GEJ tried. As for the marketers that put this country into this state. God is washing them!!! They will never go unpunished!!!!!!!!
CareerNew Openings! New Openings!! New Openings!!! by dins4real(op): 9:06am On Jan 11, 2013
We are a accounting company located in Lagos. Our mission is to provide quality and accurate services to our customers both individual and corporate enterprises.We are in the process of establishing four more branches spread across Nigeria in Lagos and Abuja. Our years of existence has given us the unique opportunity to excel in our chosen field in terms of experience, goodwill, staff development, and all aspects of management development. We seek to recruit competent energetic and resourceful candidates to fill these positions:
* Accountant
* Customer Service Officer
* Receptionist/Secretary
* Assistant Secretary/Personal Secretary
Qualification:
* Minimum of OND in any social science or art disciplines in a good tertiary institution in Nigeria
* Have a good command of English and a strong communication skills
* Must reside within Lagos and its environs
Contact:
Upload your CVs to bafnltd@gmail.com
Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted via text messages
Jobs/VacanciesVacancy In Education by dins4real(op): 3:07pm On Dec 15, 2012
A school located in the outskirt of Lagos requires qualified,well trained applicants in the following subject teachers:
- French/Linguistics
- Mathematics/Further Mathematics
- English language
- Economics/Financial Accounting/Commerce
- Physics/Basic Technology
- Chemistry/Basic Science
- Biology/Agricultural Science
- Government/Social Studies
- Technical Drawing/Basic technology/Building Drawing
- Visual Art/Applied Art
- Counselor
- Health Education/Physical Health education
- Christian Religious Knowledge
- Islamic studies/Arabic Studies
Qualification
Must be teaching for at least six months
Must be computer literate
Must possess educational background with B.Sc (Ed) or HND&PGD in the related courses
Contact
Send your CVs if you are qualified to findyourjob4sure@gmail.com within two weeks

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