₦airaland Forum

Brandstudio01:
This should serve as a lesson to the government

seunlayi:
We've all seen how useless our govt can be.

Thanking God that the virus arrived here late when the awareness was high and we believe that the virus is real unlike our American brothers. Secondly, thanks to the fact that most of those that has the virus have travel history to high risk area and there were late efforts in place to check them otherwise, if the virus can get to a person living in a face-face house, in congested Ajegunle, the rate it will spread will be alarming just like it spread among New Yorkers when they ignored the virus. See how people are dying like chicken.
I wish the lockdown should continue and govt should do more to the people not just giving them small rice. And lastly, let me call on those good spirited individuals to rise up and do something to their neighbours, I m against donations to the FG or state. If you want to donate to govt, donate to your LG. (imagine what will happen if someone donate 1b to a LG) better still, donate directly to your neighbours. I this applies to Religious bodies, this is the time to show the love you've bn preaching for centuries. Give to your members that have challenges and let members share among themselves. Together we shall win this battle

Petyprincess:
When it first started i was enjoying it bt now I'm bored seriously! Im nw using thrice the data i was using,eating four times a day,video calling,dancing,making tiktok videos,calling friends for uneccessary conversations etc
I hope i can add more 10kg b4 this get over

eduman365:
God is in control...

But honestly, FG caused this nonsense. They should have shut down our airways since last week but delayed it for their own selfish interest cos they wanted their kids to come back home. This disease was brought in die-minute by Europe returnees..

dins4real:
In other words, you are regretting in voting out Jonathan from the president seat.
I hope you are ASHAME for what you did?

ArmaniUhuru:
This senate is useless. Imagine the nonsense.

princeking2:
What exactly is your intention with this sexsenlacious diary?

Asowebdesign:
IGBO AMAKA..... If you have a problem with it, go and hug your data



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Adepet222:
God that did Toyin's own will do for others.

eezeribe:
She looks modest, the car looks modest, her office looks modest...
The house too will definitely be modest...
I hereby draw my inference, thus;
1)Her hustle is legit
2)she pays her bills by the works of her hands, not the works of her pusssy..

delectablegyal:
shots at toke makinwa, chika and Tonto.

jieta:
I pity osun people.

12Ebisco:
A former chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, Prof Attahiru Jega, has mentioned that Nigeria needs competent leaders and not necessarily strong leaders.

According to Jega, an incompetent leader who is strong will end up destroying institutions.

The former INEC boss said this at the 58th Annual General Conference of the Nigerian Bar Association in Abuja on Monday, The Punch reports.

He said:

“What we require most are the competence and capacity of leaders to take decisions and be assertive in ensuring that those decisions are actually implemented. So, we have to be very careful in thinking that a strong leader can really help.

“Just like a weak leader can wreck an institution, a strong leader, who has just that power and courage, but lacks the capacity, ability and competence to lead, can also wreck strong institutions.

“Competence of leadership is a very important variable in bringing about the stable political transition, good governance and deepening of democracy.”

The former INEC boss, who superintended the 2011 and 2015 general elections, said politicians must stop treating elections as a do-or-die affair.

He recalled that a former President once said elections must be do-or-die, an incident he described as most unfortunate.

Jega also said there was a need for agencies of government to shun partisanship as this weakened institutions and eroded public confidence.

He added:

“We must emphasise professionalism, impartiality and non-partisanship. This is because quite too often, you have good and strong institutions, but once partisanship is introduced and partiality become the norm, as many public institutions in this country, then those institutions would not be able to deliver effectively on their mandates.”

The former INEC chairman said there was a need for law enforcement agencies and the judiciary to be alive to their responsibilities, adding that the integrity of the electoral process must be preserved and protected.

Jega added:

“From my experience, I am convinced that electoral integrity is key to stable political transition and to ensuring that there is a framework for good governance and societal development. Electoral integrity is not just about the integrity of the election management body. It is also the integrity with which the key stakeholders engage with the electoral process.”

In his remarks, a former Head of State, Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar, lamented that elections in Africa are always characterised by violence.

He said even the recently concluded NBA election was not without its own controversies.

“The genesis of Africa’s political problems is the action of sit-tight leaders who do all they can to amend the constitutions in order to perpetuate themselves forever. These leaders manipulate very vital democratic organs particularly the legislature and even judiciary to suppress any dissenting voice,” he added.

Source: http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2018/08/nigeria-does-not-need-strong-leaders.html

darling11:
Am done with this generation.

NaoSlay:


When are we going to here this kind of news in Nigeria?


Nigerian beeches can't be patient in a union without kids just like money.


Well, Kudos to the couple, patience pays off.

If I were the couple, I won't visit Nigeria.


Village people might have them in mind.


They even visited Nigeria, the village people forgave them and sent a representative telling them they would have babies.

Maybe the village people had pitied his condition and they recently broke the bond that's why they had their kids.

Fear village people.

sinaj:
is play I dey nau

Sombori cannor play again

sinaj:
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WebSurfer:
The good life...

To those who still have parents, do all you can to keep them happy while you can.

May our days on earth be long enough to witness the successes of our families.

izzou:
The only reason why I'm happy is that all of us are suffering this scarcity

All those supporting Buhari are still queueing and paying exorbitantly for fuel

By the time Baba finishes with us,na them go still pursue am out

faith551:
Bia Op where is my name

kekakuz:
last night was amazing @ a bubbling club in Abuja with my boss. she is tall robust and in her late 20s. I meet her at a social event where we shared contact and she help me get a job in her office. she not only help me get a job but back dated my employment letter and I resumed promoted.
all her kind gestures towards me made me develop a sense of indebtedness to her but have never been able to pay her back except that I make sure she never runs out of data on her phone.
on Thursday she I received a pm from her asking me if I had plans for Friday night. truth be told I don't have anyplans so I told her no. she said she would pick me up later at night.
I knew she needed a companion to one of her many events and don't want her friends to know she is a loner. so I saw it as an opportunity to give back to her

about 4pm as we approach close of business on Friday , a general mail was sent that we would be coming for Saturday duties and default is equal to suspension.

after the mail I felt we probably would not be going out anymore since there is work. she came by my office and drop her car key and told me to pick her and her friends up by 10pm. she picked a drop and left.
at exactly 10:05 I reached her estate and picked her and 2 of her friends as we head to wuse 2.
we went to have dinner and she slipped her ATM in my hand and whispered the code in my ears.

I paid like a boss and we went straight to wine bar not far away. we ordered drinks and she held on to me as if we have been dating for years. she occasionally kiss me on the cheek. I was being careful not to drink too much because am driving and I don't drink much. so I mixed my jack Daniels with coke. thereafter we drove to a club nearby. their blood alcohol was already above the legal limit. the three of them danced like crazy I just stayed calm forming boss in the VIP section. whenever her two friends come close to me, she jumps in the middle like she was jealous. we danced till about two am when I decided its time to go. they were so drunk if not for the help of the security who helped me bring them inside the car, I drove back into the estate and her two friends came down but she was fast asleep. I carried her inside and lay her gently on the bed. she held me and whisper in my ears stay with me tonight. I knew she was drunk and not in her right mind. I tuck her in her bed
spread and kissed her good night and dropped her car key beside her to enable her get to the office in the morning.

I took a drop home and sleep off immediately. I woke up 7:30 and was running late. I quickly prepared for work but got to the office 30min late. everyone was on time except me. I logged into my mail and saw a query from my boss.
at first I felt it was a kind of cover up eye service but she copies disciplinary and regional head in the mail that unroll 10am to reply why I came late and should not be suspended .
I immediately sent her PMs but she replied none. so I replied the query saying I took my sick sister to a vigil for healing and I over slept after the vigil.
she sent another mail instantly that she recommend that I be suspended for a week without pay with immediate effect.

seriously I was confused because I can't believe it was the same person I spent whole lastnight with.
I picked my bag and just went back home wondering if I was dreaming.

dollyjoy:
A man who cheat on his wife doesn't deserve to live.

hypertension:
buhari the dullard

buhari dey kolo

buhari needs IV KETAMINE 400mg stat

beta still IV LIDNOCAINE WITH ADRENALINE 10mls stat.

please help me find buhar he needs these injections

Flexherbal:
Is there no way they can legalise these refinaries. Build them to standard?
Why do we still import fuel, when we can make local refinaries?
Or, will it have a negative effect on the economy?

Flexherbal:
Is there no way they can legalise these refinaries. Build them to standard?
Why do we still import fuel, when we can make local refinaries?
Or, will it have a negative effect on the economy?

Jadekitana:
Please note that this thread doesn't have any intention of castigating the female folks but if you fall under these category you better start amending your ways because it's becoming annoying to me.

1) when you take them out, they bring out their phones and start snapping the food: what the hell is that? Are you that hungry? Can't you have some decorum in public? They act as though they have never seen an exotic dish in their full life. Next thing is to start looking for nylon to wrap the meat with the excuse that they can't finish it. When it comes to using cutlery they flop, you see them battling with the knife and fork. Some would put the fork on the right hand and still be feeling cool. Smh

2) They spend so much on makeup: yes with empty pockets yet they buy very expensive makeup. A friend bought a mac powder for 13k recently and was begging me to lend her money, who does that? What's the point using iman, mac, inglot, sleek, orekelewa etc when you can't pay your rent or eat properly. They always make mouth about using expensive makeups, don't let that deceive you, they are broke!!!

3) They go to expensive restaurants in group: 6girls on a table with a bottle of sprite and a plate of steak meat in a bad ass place like hardrock cafe? When they see you placing orders and swiping your card with ease they feel intimidated. You can't compare someone who leaves the house 5am everyday to work their ass off to you who spends your time chatting and doing nothing! A miracle can't happen.

4) They use really expensive phones: if i'm in a ladies hangout and you trying to impress me with your phone, I look at your hair, your handbag, your nails, your vocabulary, how you comport yourself, how you eat, what you wearing.....if all these added makes 10percent outa 100 sorry you trying too hard to fit in, you are broke!

5) They always snap pics in cars and hotel bathrooms: if I dare see multiple hotels pics as your dp, I delete that person instantly. A hotel bathroom isn't an office, the front seat of cars isn't an investment. Taking selfies in cars doesn't make you posh, how about owning one yourself? Quit the childish act today, thank me later.

6) They use fake leg chains: sorry babe if your leg chain ain't gold, you are broke! You can't be sampling a gutter used leg chain you bought from balogun and be acting big. By the way has your leg chain helped you? Those 5 piercings you'v got in your ears have they connected you? Did you decorate those piercings with gold earrings or cheap metals? Better look for a way to seal them up.

7) They worship boyfriends: sorry a relationship is cute and all but you can't be jobless and idle and be talking about boo, boyfriend, man crush 247. What do you bring to the table? Boobs and ass? A good fvck? Thrashy! Trust me, he would dump you for a lady who has focus. Build your pocket first before a relationship!

Last but not the least, they are always on nairaland. Biko what are you always doing here? Fighting every Tom, dick and Harry? Imagine me going through threads created since Monday and some particular ladies are always insulting people 247 on every thread, don't you ladies have shame? After miss nairaland what next? You go back to empty pockets, dirty pants, unkept hair, smelling armpits(yes that's what happens when you hold your phones 247) the height of joblessness! Get busy my friend! Go and register in a saloon, makeup school or something. Y'all are beginning to disgrace young ladies here! You can't spend your life online 247, in 5years time ask yourself what you'v achieved.

*drops pen* where's my Mafia manager? I need to read that book again.

wristbangle:
An adage says that before a thunderstorm, lightening strikes. This adage is peculiar to some relationships where guys complain bitterly about ladies excessive desperation for money. And the saddening thing is that some guys are very familiar with these signs yet they still fall victim to these daughters of Jezebel that go on a date mainly for stomach infrastructure just as Tosyne2much's state governor, Ayodele Peter Fayose.

Below are categories of ladies you must avoid if you want a prosperous financial life.

1. Those that request for recharge card

Many topics have long been raised whether it's ideal for a lady to ask for recharge card barely meeting a guy for 24 hours. The bitter truth about ladies who are quick to demand for recharge card is that they are lazy, too dependent and have no atom of regard for themselves. For crying out loud, must your boyfriend bear your burden down to ridiculous thing such as N100 recharge card? When you meet a lady today and she begs for recharge card tomorrow, just know that she is nothing but a shameful poor girl.

2. Those that ring bell about their financial issues

Guys, please beware of ladies who doesn't complain about any other thing but money. Some of them automatically assume you should start taking their responsibilities which their fathers cannot take the moment you propose to them. Always try to avoid them like plague. The highest they can give you is 5minutes bleeping.

3. The hungry ladies

The fact that many Nigerian ladies see men's money as an escape route out of poverty often makes them act like they haven't been fed for months when on a date. When a white man take a white lady on a date, she might just order for coffee and that's all, but as for Nigerian ladies, many of them lack modesty that they will feed as if there's famine on the land and may even open their bags and start loading fast foods for their friends, neighbours, family members and so on and so forth. You need to avoid these kind of ladies promptly.

4. Those obsessed about gifts

During mothers' day, she will ask for gifts, during worker's day, she will ask for gifts; during Easter period, she will ask for gifts; during Independence day, she will still ask for gifts; she will even ask for gifts during your own birthday.. These ones want nothing but money.

5. Those who are too inquisitive to know about your salary

It beats my imagination when I see ladies hell bent on knowing her boyfriend's income salary.. Is it even necessary when you're not married to him?. Such ladies are nothing but thieves who do not deserve any form of respect. Guys should discard any lady who is extremely inquisitive to know your monthly take home.

6. Those who never appreciate your financial support

If you subscribe monthly data plan for some ladies, common "thank you", will not come out from them. Even when you make them realise that such attitude is bad, they will reduce you to a loaf of bread and claim that your mates buy range rover for other ladies without strings attached.

7. Those who call you "sweet names" only when you spend on them

Any lady who calls you sweet names such as sweetheart, darling, honey when only you spend on her has nothing to offer you. She's only concerned about what she wants. Such a lady will always leave you when you fail to give them money to buy what will not better their lives.

8. Those who wait for car lift

These kind of ladies should be a no-go-area for a man with brightened prospects. They always wait for guys using cars to pick them at bus terminus in order to save their money. As bitter as it may sound, you may not have a prosperous financial life if you eventually date someone like them.