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@naomijt
Public Service Announcemet 14:1- We know what that damned verse says. Stop repeating it already.

olabowale:
We see that Monicaa did not say please holy ghost or please Jesus come down. It shows that when it really comes down to it, God is never internally equated to be Jesus or holy ghost. But of course, I know that. I am a muslim!

Ohhhhh, you just shut your old a$$ up, make salat, blow yourself up and go get your 72 virgins. You just as demented as them so don't come here with an holier than thou attitude.

Save me a virgin homie

Ekwere:
Look let us leave the so called stupid and foolish atheists alone to their foolish minds and thoughts. It would be too let for them because nobody and I SAY NOBODY can question God.

Who are you DIOS and others, to have the right to question the omnipotent,onmipresent and onmiscience God with your reprobate mind. I can only say God forgive them for they don't know what they are doing.

I am so angry with these stupid,foolish beings no wonder he requested ever creating a man.

Nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reprobation-Reprobation, in Christian theology, is a corollary to the Calvinistic doctrine of unconditional election which derives that some of mankind (the elect) are predestined by God for salvation, so the remainder are necessarily pre-ordained to damnation, i.e. reprobation. In Calvinist terminology, the non-elect are often referred to as the reprobate. Similarly, when a sinner is so hardened as to feel no remorse or misgiving of conscience, it is considered as a sign of reprobation.

According to you people I'm already "PRE-ORDAINED TO DAMNATION", so I guess I can't really control my thoughts or my destiny because I'm going to hell anyway

Did what I wrote touch a nerve? AWWWWWWWWWWWWW Is it the part about december 25th boo boo or maybe SUNday.
As for who I am. Shoot, I AM THAT I AM.

bigmodo:
I hate this rubbish country. I want to travel out. This country pisses me off. I am tired of Nigeria. In fact, i denounce being a nigerian. Sometimes i wish i was never a nigerian, in fact i am not a nigerian. It must be a mistake because i shouldn't be a nigerian. I am not like them nigerians, i live the life of an european. I want to go to where i truly belong, that's europe or america. How come i was born in nigeria? You people know quiet that i am not a nigerian. Do i look like a nigerian? No, i don't. Staying in this country makes me angry and mad. If i no leave una country soon, i go mad oo. Make una help leave o by getting visa for me.

You must be a comedian! That rant is funny as hell.

cool zil:
any more yankeeites, jandites, overseaites  on a long stay to defend themselves, what a pity on  those who have  sold  themselves away from their home land and  never intend to return home 

Cool zil, why you mad?
Why i won't move to Nigeria? I love my life over here.  Point blank Period.

Besides when you have a president that doesn't  appoint a pharmacist (who was allegedly doing a good  job at NAFDAC) as the INFORMATION MINISTER, then i'll consider living in nigeria. or maybe I should be the president.

Em2va:
The most popular scripture in Gods holy word says in other words that; For God so loved the world that
He gave his only begotten son, that whosoever does not believe in Him will perish! I didnt say so, its there
in the Word of God.

The "word of god" put together under the orders of emperor constantine who was a pagan, in order to control his subjects by gathering all the religions his people practiced into one formal.
Why do you think y'all go to church on Sunday?
Your answer will be, GOD RESTED ON THE SEVENTH DAY SO WE GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY.
But sunday is actually the first day of the week, look at your calendar. SUNday, the day of the sun when the sunworshippers worshipped the Sun then became xtians day to worship after constantine's orders.
December 25th? Christmas, the birth of jesus lol
Who in his right mind will let his wife give birth in a manger in the middle of a middle eastern winter? For those who have never been in the middle east, i can tell you how cold it is RIGHT NOW!
December 25th was a Pagan festival during the time of Constantine.
The Virgin and child ain't synonymous with christianity, the ancient egyptians had that concept before y'all.
By the way what was jesus doing between the ages of 12 and 30?

Someone quoted the bible saying "go ye into the and preach the gospel to every creature"

Are animals included or not?

pope 1:
Have you never read that Jesus rode on a Donkey no man has ever rode? That to me didn't sound like a "Toks". They didn't have Hummer jeep that time. I'm sure he'll have use it. The Guards had to cast lot on His designer cloth. For your infor, He ate the Lord supper in a Pent house. Didn't run away because of tax. He could pay for himself and the Disciple with him. He was sleeping on a pillow while others were struggle with the wind. Even the dead body was buried in a new tomb in a flower garden. Do you by chance know the cost of the perfume Mary spared on him?

Every good pastor has a good example in Jesus Christ my friend just mentioned.

This guy is a donkey!!!! Nuff said.

chukwudi44:
we can trace the history of the catholic church to the last living apostle.All the early christians were Roman catholics.If the catholic church was not the church left behind by the apostles,whatb happened to the church left by the apostles?
at what year did the catholic church take over?

I thought the followers of jesus were jews therefore making the 12 disciples the first christians. Or were they romans.
Will you xtians get this story straight?

chukwudi44:
plesae constntine did not select the books in todays bible.they were selected by two church councils, synod of hippo and the local council of carthage presided over by st Augustine of hippo

So you're saying the catholics did it.

Daviddylan,
You are incredibly annoying.

@slimfine. Did you even read what you wrote!!!
Constantine and "some other people",ok.

slimfine:
@dios,

Constantine (roman emperor) and some other people put (not wrote) the bible together and deleted severally parts of it. By the way constantine was a pagan. He put the bible together so that everyone will have one form of worship and if you were not in agreement to this new book, he kills you off. He was a big time politician and just like any politician, he did not care so much about God (yaweh).

So spare me with all these "Roman catholic wrote the bible" crap

So  what you're a saying is that, a Pagan "put your bible together" and deleted several parts of it in order to use it to control the populace under the threat of murder if you don't follow his one form of worship.

You just shot yourself in the foot. This is too funny

diasporian:
You talk as if you are advocating everyone to migrate out of Nigeria, because the country is "bad"? What is your point exactly? The argument here is that, it is only a foolish person who will opine that he/she can not make it in life and even better, until he/she travels out to live outside Nigeria.

breathe, there you go!!! I didn't say anything like that, but if that's what you think I said, it's all good
Why you sound so mad anyway, go f*ck your wife or something.

diasporian:
Who cares if you want to live in Nigeria or not? How are you better than those who did?

If the citizens of America had ran away when their country was bad, I wonder where you will be now!

See their mouth.

Damn, it's just my opinion, what are you so mad about? Maybe it's because the idiot I wrote about is going to be one of your lawmakers soon enough

You want another reason? Why is a Pharmacist who was in charge of NAFDAC removed from that post and appointed as the INFORMATION MINISTER?
OBJ had low approval ratings but still paraded around with the idiot in aso rock right now as his chosen succesor. AND YAR A ADUA actually won(yea right) the
(s)election!!!!!!
Bush didn't dare show his face with McCain and McCain lost.

You'll say why don't i come back and be part of the movement for change? I'm 25 and succesful right here with little to no worries, why would I want to come over there. Maybe when I get my weight up and learn some more about good governance,I'll come back and start to rebuild Nigeria by making all these so called leaders disappear. The police wouldn't know where to look anyway so I'll be good, then I'll restructure the police force by dismantling what you have now and give States the power to organize their own police force that'll be controlled by the governors. That's just a start, I really need to come back because I can actually turn Nigeria around.

Tha_dude:
It seems as if Nigerians at home have something against those oversea. Why on earth would people at home wish for those abroad to come and taste from the hard life in Nigeria, this is typical of a black man's mentality.
Well let me educate those who care to learn a thing or two.
I hope everyone is following the price of oil, those who think they arent affected will know when their naira starts loosing value. Mind you all the funds sent home from Nigerians oversea circulates faster and better than govt budget which goes to political thieves and end of in foreign accounts or burried 6ft deep in their villages. If money stops coming from Nigerian oversea the economy will suffer, there will be serious shortage of dollar which will lead to high demand and eventually increase the cost for purchase of dollar.
Those who are smart should start swaping their naira to dollars, because if the downward trend of oil price refuses to stop, then govt will have no choice than to devalue the naira openly. Which means shortening the value of ur small naira in the bank. So, instead of thinking and wishing Nigerians oversea to come or be sent back, think about ur small change in the bank that is about to disappear.

Incase u all don't know Nigeria is soon to be another version of Russia. Russians went to bed one day with vodka in their arms happy, they woke up the next day to discover that the money in their account had disappeared, in orders words it was worthless against the USD and they couldnt buy much with it. Today russians keep dollar, pounds and euros under their pillow cases. I was shocked when i watched it yesterday on TV. So Nigerians @ home take note u were warned on nairaland. Unless the price of oil increases or the govt goes to borrow, even borrowing comes with a devaluation price.

All of the above happened the last coupleof weeks.
People moving to Nigeria are those with political clout of some kind, or illegal immigrants or maybe they just miss Nigeria.
If I go over there I won't starve, I just can't imagine myself in Nigeria, I live a good life over here so why would I move to a country where I'll be robbed by cops in broad daylight. I worked for mine, you just ain't gon take it without a fight.
I know a guy that just moved back who has wealthy parents, i knew this guy for a long time and he never went to school for two straight semesters talkless of graduating, he neverhad a job and I think he had one of those student visa type of deal. Anyway he got called back to nigeria and lo and behold he has a good job? In five years this idiot is going to be a politician,I won't be surprised at all . And you think I want to live in NIGERIA?

Nimshi:
Weren't these women pregnant prior to coming to the Congress?

What's Pastor Adeboye's point?

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The man has no point, he's just talking outof his a$$ as usual.

An_Enigma:
Hey na who go come explain the tower of babel kwanu

I've been asking Daviddylan to explain that story but he is like Neo in the Matrix, he'll bend over backwards and sideways and dodge the bullet everytime

Cayon:
Foolish nonsense or silly talk or writing
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tosh

And stop using the "eF" word in the Religion section. don't care if you use the eF word on me in another section - but respect the Religion section nuh. what say you?

Peace

Thanks fortelling me what tosh means.
As for the other request about the "eF" word. F*ck it, I won't use it again.

ajadrage:
Dios, what exactly is it about the Babel story that you want explained, seeing that the story is in itself self explanatory?

So you believe Heaven is in the skies? Because thats why god stopped them. Right?

davidylan:
1. there is no argument unless you're the one arguing with yourself.

2. your soul is not on the line, its been seared with a hot iron.

3. Logical explanations are not the route to salvation.

4. don't bother about the bible . . . enjoy what you have left of life . . . hell wont be fun.

You're right, I can feel my soul burning
Just expalin the TOWER OF BABEL story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or just agree with me that it's total bull.

davidylan:
you fight as one that beateth the air . . . so does the bible describe people like you. Who is at war with you?

Dios . . . i'm perfectly fine shaking the dust of my feet at your doorstep . . . enjoy your slow but certain slide towards hell. don't forget you will have to read this thread when you get there.

Just explain the story!!! My soul is on the line dude.
Give a good logical explanation and put an end to this arguement once and for all.
Stop writing nonsensical jargon and just expalin it.

Adam Brody:
Who spoke of hell you this baboon?

Of course i know Hell exists you this slowpoke!

Everyone knows that Hell is in Oshodi, so why are you trying to understate the obvious? So is it because of Oshodi you are ranting foolishly that jesus exists and i will be condemned to everlasting torture in Oshodi?

Idiot!

LOL, YOU CALLED HIM A BABOON, !!!!!!

DavidDylan, Explain the Tower of Babel story. If you give me a logical explanation, then you will win a soul for your Lord.
And don't you dare come up with some Allen Iverson/Maradona bullsh*t explanation

donaremu:
See, this is why I argue with you people, why do you think I have "scales in my eyes"?, because I don't believe in your god. That train of thought is just wrong, wrong,wrong.
If your god is the source of this universe, where did he come from? How did he come into being? Is he one of a kind? I mean what the hell is one god doing by himself? Who created him?
Do y'all ever think about this.
I don't know who created our universe, but the christian explanation can't hold up to rigourous questions and I'm not 10 years old anymore so I'm not gullible.

@Dios,
Get it right, I am not abusing you, I am only praying for you that you see the Light.

by the way What do you believe?

I know who I believe, hear what He said about Himself
Isaiah 46:9b - 10 says: I am God and there is none else, I am God and there is none like Me. I declare the End from the Beginning,

The bible is not words written or inspired by any god. I declare the end of that arguement. Don't pray for me, your prayers are pointless.
I have no Idea how,when,why, who or what created the universe. But at least i don't claim to be sure like y'all do.

Adam Brody:
@naijacutee
Blasphemy is not a crime and it is not in any criminal code to speak out against a repulsive, idiotic, homophobic and barbaric element called god who creates things and destroys them at will and ends up trying to placate the world by offering his so called son to be a human sacrifice to shed blood and be killed so that man should be saved.

Rather it should be a crime for anyone to call god merciful, kind and loving after all the heinous and gruelsome deeds he or it or whatever has commited


Also you said the most foolish and repugnant statement so far:

Why are we not suprised? You worship a god that kills people through floods, sends his holy ghosts to mutilate and kill first borns, destroys a city and if a person looks back it turns it into salt, wages countless wars on its own creations and a host of barbaric and inhumane things?

So if you said if you were god you would have finished us, then we should just know that you are only carrying out the wishes of your holy murderous and repugnantly evil father you call god!

I love this site
Hey I just saw god, he is actually a gay. True Story.

naijacutee:
I can't believe what I'm seeing here. The level of foolishness and blasphemy on this thread is alarming. Desperately foolish mortals who think they are wise. . . Thank God I'm not God - I would have finished you.

Hey princess, if you were god you wouldn't exist.

God wasn't technologically advanced yet, that's why he was writing on stone tablets.

I hearby give him another nickname Yahweh the Stone Age Dictator

Damn!!! Why are these christians insulting me?

iceland:
May be Seun should start a topic that says "Even God can not crash Nairaland "[/b]and see what happens next
If he is bold enough let him dare God!
@Dios I know deep inside, you want to know [b]Jesus But you  are just confused!God is going to touch you real soon!Although In very hard way
Mark my Word!

You don't know nothing about me. jesus is dead, that is if he ever existed. Touch me? How can a non-existent being touch me, and what do you mean by in a very hard way? Man, your post actually pissed me off F*CK YOU

Cory:
Sorry to say this,

DIOS is a fool,
Only a fool says in his heart there is no God, Dios has clearly defined himself as one.
And he has his own personal holiday - April 1

LOL, that's y'alls favourite insult. If I only had a nickel for everytime I've been called a fool by christians, 

donaremu:
Hi all,

Firstly, I will like to thank all those that has stood for God in their postings and
Secondly, I will want to pray for others that MAY YOU ALL FIND AND EXPERIENCE GOD IN ALL YOU DO.

If you think there is no God,

What then do you believe?

Who is the author of Life?

Who made the Planets, the SUN, the MOON, etc Who made the first particle?

Science has informed us that every form of energy has a source, think about all these

So, I conclude GOD is my SOURCE, He is the reason I exist and in Him only I believe.

I pray that the scales in your eyes be cleared, so you all can embrace the Truth, Jesus is the Truth and the Life

See, this is why I argue with you people, why do you think I have "scales in my eyes"?, because I don't believe in your god. That train of thought is just wrong, wrong,wrong.
If your god is the source of this universe, where did he come from? How did he come into being? Is he one of a kind? I mean what the hell is one god doing by himself? Who created him?
Do y'all ever think about this.
I don't know who created our universe, but the christian explanation can't hold up to rigourous questions and I'm not 10 years old anymore so I'm not gullible.

gentlegg:
@ Dios and other atheists

You don't believe there is God? No qualms.

I know if you see that God, you will choicelessly believe on him. Just wait till the day you will close your eyes in death, you will stare in the eyes of that God in the next couple of minutes.

So is either you believe in God now or later. One thing is sure, you will still beleieve.

I stare into the eyes of GOD every morning, all I have to do is look at my reflection in the mirror Pure Black God in the flesh!!! That's why you call me DIOS

huxley:
Manchester is great. I have lived here for about 12 years and in other cities (Cambridge & Southamption) in the UK, but my favorite is Manchester. It has everything you want for a good life. Great social, intellectual, sporting scene.

Whereabouts are you based?

Iraq , but I'm from texas.

Cayon:
after reading this - only one word come to mind. [size=18pt] TOSH[/size]
Seriously, what you wrote is utter tosh

TOSH!!!!!!, TOSH?
What I wrote is not utter tosh[size=8pt][/size][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#990000][/color]

What the f*ck does TOSH mean anyway?

Yo Huxley, what's manchester like, I'm visiting England next spring/summer.

Simple, he thinks Nigeria is better than kenya. So he thinks Nigeria can produce someone greater than Barack.

But Kenya didn't produce Obama, he was produced by the U.S., a Kenyan just produced the sperm lol

The history of Christiandom does not suggest that Jesus's message of forgiveness was taken seriously. For ever since the Christians became a strong political and military force, they have persecuted the Jews for having killed their god. What a bizarre irony!

They should have been thankful to the Jews for having instigated the killing of Jesus, for without this act their salvation would have been impossible.

Lol, I never even thought of it like that.
Did it ever cross jesus' mind to appear to Pilate and the soldiers that killed him, I mean if you're going to go through the trouble of getting your a$$ crucified, you might as well make sure enough people saw your resurrected a$$. Then instead of just ascending, just save your followers all the headaches by going to all the other continents and doing the same stunt over and over again.
Then jesus and his father are some egomaniacs, who wants millions of people singing their praises all the time, NON-STOP!!!!!

Common sense tells us this story is

Bastage:
The Holy Ghost is meant to be the spirit of God.

As part of the Trinity, Christians believe it is one and the same as God and Christ.

The word "ghost" in this context does not mean spirit of the dead. It was only much later that this meaning became attributed to it. The original meaning of "ghost" was "soul" or "spirit" - hence why it is also called the Holy Spirit.

Ok, Thank you!!

tonye-t:
@ my dearest brother DIOS and BINDEX,

you guys are taking this things too far, and i must confess because of fear and reverence for my GOD and my faith[b] with all humility i promise to rest my case and let you ride on the coast of self boast and foolishness[/b]
an adage says it this way "that when the Sun shines its peak then a rain is just around the corner"

BE CAREFUL! I WILL NOT SAY ANY THING HEAR AGAIN ON THIS TOPIC

I can't think of a good adage to part ways with you but since you insulted me, I'll just quote Samuel L. Jackson ina any of his movies

F*CK YOU MUTHAF*CKA, @#$@# @#$%!@# @#$ YOU @##%@@ LOL. I kid, I Kid!!!!!!!