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Look you stupid gay, I wasn't talkintoyou anyway, I was talking to pilgrim who answers my questions with intelligence unlike your dumbass. My questions are not shallow, you're just too simple, so don't blaim your ineptitude on the "shallow nature of my questions", if you don't have an answer ,please just STFU. I'm not a muslim either, i bunch y'all together in the same category of loonies. Excluding Pilgrim of course.

Concerning the image, you mad cuz the douchebag with long hair popped into your head ain't you? Well that's the image that's been seared into your brain since you were old enough to talk and my point is you've been worshipping and fantisizing about the day you're gonna meet that white dude and that dude doesn't exist.

PTH:
this is the crux of the unbelievers argument. they don't believe God exists but just in case He does, they want to be part of His heaven. What a joke.

Yeah that's the crux of our arguement, simply because you can't come back with a good rebuttal.
That's the only part you see? Douchebag. Close your eyes and think about jesus, what image pops into your head?

Nice answer pilgrim, but that's  really contradictory to the "only path to god is through christ" ideology. Anyway I think,  the only reason you're a christian is because it's what you were taught  to believe in while growing up. You'll never accept other religions' beliefs so there's little chance that people who were born into other religions will believe this "christ story". Afterall we are all products of our environments. So a fair god can't send people who don't believe in christ to "hell" because they all seek him through their own little ways just like y'all christians do.It's also wrong to believe Isreal is the center of this god's affection. Why was this "saviour" not from Africa? Why did we have to be put in chains ro learn about him? Why after all these prayers, Africans still live in the pits of hell compared to other countries in the world? If this biblical god is real, he definitely ain't black.
Jesus is for jews, and don't give me that "he's for jews and gentiles alike" because I damn sure ain't no gentile. I'm an AFRICAN.

I appreciate your answer, even though i still find the whole idea illogical. Please indulge me and try to shed light on the following question.
What happened to our ancestors that didn't get a chance to hear the "good news"?

Nigerians just worship their pastors, like "daddy G.O, pastor chris etc, y'all make them dudes sound larger than life.
Another crazy thing i noticed, why does the pope prance around in $500 prada shoes and some of his congregation can't afford three square meals a day?

Real Talk?

@pilgrim, thanks for the answer, you are pretty intelligent unlike the rest of these mongoloids so let me ask another question.

When a christian dies, y'all say he/she's gone to be with your lord, but y'all also say the dead in christ will rise again on judgement day.
So how can they rise again, if they are already in heaven?

Gbade x, you should help your brethren out cuz the boy ain't making no sense.

thank you jeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

If he went off to pray by himself, how did the authors of the bible know what he said?

So you do agree that they are dead and not in heaven. Or is it that their souls are in heaven but they will inhabit their bodies again on judgement day?
Chose one. If you choose the latter, that means judgement day is gon' be on some MiJac Thriller sh#t, with bones and decomposed bodies running around

Try again homie, you still don't make sense.

@PTH, you're a typical christian, can't you see the contradiction? You said believers go to heaven when they die, then you claim they rise first on judgement day.
Seriously, do you think that makes any sense at all? ?Finally don't bring up any claims of spritual blindness, because that arguement is real pathetic.

@PTH, you're a typical christians, can't you see the contradiction? You said believers go to heaven when they die, then you claim they rise first on judgement day.
Seriously, do you think that makes any sense at all? ?Finally don't bring up any claims of spritual blindness, because that arguement is real pathetic.

Still

The dead in Christ rise first on the judgement day because that is when we who are alive on that day will be able to see them for the first time since they died.

{in red neck voice} I still don't get it. What is the "dead in christ"

Im not a muslim either. I'm a god.

"Before continuing your episode, let me point you to Proverbs 1:4
4 to give prudence to the simple,
knowledge and discretion to the youth— "

What the f#ck? What the hell?

@K0be, who is the fool? The person that accepts the "word of god" been fed to them by some self righteous people called pastors, or someone who takes a microscope to the bullsh#t. Me or You?

Ok, help me out here, because it seems that y'all christians wanna eat your cake and have it.
When someone dies, y'all say he/she's gone to be with your lord. Ok, I thought these people ain't supposed to see the lord until judgement day, "when the dead shall rise" Seriously, help me out!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Timmy7, you're a jackass, along with veracious and k0be.I'm never a hater, i just dont believe ur pastors,pope,churches or jesus. Besides you have to possess something i want for me to hate on you, and i'm sure as hell that you don't.

Hater? no, i am an anti-christ.

?@Temin, how do you support a family on $12000 a year?

funny story, the bible is full of yarns like this.

@Kobe
What u mean by "my sister in Isreal" In case you forgot dumbass, you're a nigerian not some kike.
The reason your religion annoys me is y'alls self righteous attitude. the Dogma is ridiculous and at the end of the day, its a foreign religion that was forced on you. You not isreali jackass.

@Veracious, what is with you and this religion, the man did the sensible and right thing by banning that bs on PUBLIC buses and you're invoking the wrath of god, wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. You need to get out of Nigeria and see the world, because you are so close minded and this religion has given you tunnel vision. If I'm on a commercial bus, I definitely don't wanna hear about no jesus or any other biblical kike. The next step should be fines. All those loudspeakers gotta go, i wouldn't wanna wake up to no church or mosque sh#t.

JennyMan:
[size=15pt]A good decision to sanitise the church.

Moreover, the cost of acquiring trousers by men would become affordable in the market. High price of trousers today is as a result of high demand (and that from those who were not having it originally designed for, )[/size]

Women don't wear the same type of pants as men.

Later homeboi, i'ma holla.

Chidichris said god talks to the g.o guy because "he cannot talk to the whole congregation at once", i thought ur god was all abracadabra like.
Anyway, big deal, if you don't like the rules of the church, i'm sure there are thousands around the corner, afterall this is nigeria.
Lol at people calling the dude "Daddy G.O",  

Y'all got your priorities f#cked up, besides if these people actually got some regularly, they wouldn't be so Hot and highstrung. But of course its a sin to "fornicate" , I'm bout to go fornicate.

christians say the darndest things!!!!!!

lmfbao oh sh#t
where did u find this?

the god of the bible was a primitive muthaf#cka if all he could think of to clothe adam and eve was sheepskin. , i wonder if he was also walking around in loin clothes too.

STFU, JUST SHUT THE F#CK UP