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 Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Worry Over Scarcity Of Men by DiplomaticG(m): 2:08pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
Akanbi1509: Ladies, kindly apply here!!! Call me 08037587900 or mail me akanbi2000@gmail.comu ain't slacking bro.. Lolz kip it up. |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Worry Over Scarcity Of Men by DiplomaticG(m): 1:57pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
lorretta u: Men scarce?4 ya plastic mind |
| Phones › Re: What Could Be Wrong With My Techno Q1, Help Pls by DiplomaticG(op): 1:51pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
Tanx as u help a broda |
| Phones › What Could Be Wrong With My Techno Q1, Help Pls by DiplomaticG(op): 1:50pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
Pls guys I js want to suscribe 4 BBCDAY in my techno Q1 with mtn, the funny tin is that the hundred naira has vanished bt the DroidVPN client stuff keeps telling me 'connection to server failed'.. And u knw wot it means to browse wit android wit js mb or ordinary credit... Pls anybody wit an idea of what to do next.. I've got sumtins 2 do online. |
| Literature › ....initial Garagara.... A Fiction by DiplomaticG(op): 10:56am On Sep 19, 2013 |
...INITIAL GARAGARA... Note: this is js a II episode fiction, it really nva happened, js read nd enjoy d freestyling .......... "Oh! I'm sorry darling, hope u didn't get hurt? My apologies" I said in a calm & polite manner after hitting her accidentaly in the mall walkway, cos I was totally engrossd wit my phone so i couldn't look up. "it's alright" she said as she tried 2 make a move. "ok tanx 4 ur understanding, nd hw do u do?" I asked again in an obviously interesting manner, "I'm alright as u can see, pls excuse me," she retorted. "Hey, take it easy sweetie I understand, "U js dn't undestand anything, I'm really not in that mood now pls" she interupted me. "Oh, wait a minute, could it be that u'r having a badday, Bt it's alright though we all do have our own baddays sometimes and I'm not here in anyway 2 add salt 2 an already sustained injury. Js understand me lyk u did b4 dearie, "I said to her confidently. This is a hot spicy gorgeous young lady with elegantly sexy curves, who I met @ d mall on a saturday evening. She actually came 2 pick some stuffs, bt my own case is totally diff. as i had found picking up gals in d mall as one of my hobbies, and it sure works 4 me. So that evening I was @ d mall as usual trying to c if I culd pick up any gud damsel wit whom to cool off afta a stressful day..... I was dressed in a brown starched, well ironed longsleeved shirt barely revealing my brown gucci leathered rolex wrist watch and a black straight cut chinos pants wit my black flat loafer wich has the brand name 'Toms' on it........ "I can see u're one of these clowns who are always goin afta gals tryin 2 sweep them off their feet with their lame pickup lines" she said 2 me condescendingly. "Hey, I tink dia's a big misconception here dear, I'm totally diff. 4rm dat person u'r tinking and maybe datz y this coincidence had 2 occur so u can get 2 knw a diff person altogether today. So js gv me d opportunity 2 introduce myself, I'm Paschal by name nd I'm here to c a friend of mine who is actually the M.D of this place, and as fate would have it here I am now making ur acquitance. What do i call you? I mean like ur name" I asked her while still maintaning my polite n alluring countenance. "OH! Sweetie, sorry you dn't need 2 knw my name cause ur meeting me 2day is js a shere coincidence wich would probably not repeat itself. So like I said, i need to leave now", she said 2 me pessimistically. "Hahaha, my dear u js reminded me of my lovely younger sister, this is hw she normally reacts weneva she's uncertain abt something. Ok js tell me ur name and I'll tell u sumtin that'll amaze u" I said 2 her as I try 2 express some mood of humours now. "OMG! U must be a stuborn bloke I see, bt unfortunately Mr Amazing I rili dn't wanna hear any of ur amazing stuffs ryt nw. So js kip them 2 ursef. I'm Mirian by d way, so would you let me go peacefully nw?" she asked in an apparently more polite manner. "WOW! Miimii, dats kul, so b sincere how does it feel to tell me ur name?," I askd her humorously. "Haa! and hw does it suppose to feel?, "calm down dear, I'm it's suppose to feel good that finally u got 2 knw my name and I knew urs too, nice name as a matter of fact", I interupted her. "Hahaha, oh! Another funny guy in d picture", she slowly said to herself and what did u say it's ur name again?", she askd again seeming more interesting nd into the converstn. "PASCHAL" I replied her. {Omo dis babe dn fall finally o, I said 2 myself}.... "ok 'Paschal' dats a rare name nice though, I have a friend who answers that", she said. "Ya, and maybe u should consider naming our 1st, sorry your 1st son that, it would b nice" I teased her. "lemme pretend like I didn't hear that, it's alright I gotta go Paschy, it's a pleasure meeting u", she said 2 me as she made towards the exit. "but hey!, Miimii wot abt a giving u a lift? Hope u wouldn't mind? It's js a chilvarous offer wich I wouldn't want u 2 rebuff" I told her. "Emm Oh! Dn't tell me ur such a niceguy" she said in a light mood. "I'm not actually a niceguy, i'm js doin dis 4 d 1st time 2day" I told her convincingly............. I'm sure u wouldn't want 2 miss d final episode to knw wot eventually transpired between me & Mirian, it's coming up very soon.. And pls read n drop ur correction @least 2 help a broda grow.. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Have Any Of Your Dreams Ever Come To Reality? by DiplomaticG(m): 9:08am On Sep 19, 2013 |
koastar: I'v had a dream (about two different times), where in the dream I slept & had another dream i.e another dream in a dream. I don't know if anyone has ever experienced thisJoseph onye nlo.. More balm 2 ur elbow.. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Have Any Of Your Dreams Ever Come To Reality? by DiplomaticG(m): 1:29pm On Sep 15, 2013 |
Baybe: My dreams are always ridiculous. I pray none comes to passLol exactly same here.. |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Worry Over Scarcity Of Men by DiplomaticG(m): 10:20pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
alienware: This article na just to make the men happy .ah dy telz u. |
| Literature › Olaedo... A Poem... by DiplomaticG(op): 3:10pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
I was js less busy @ home 2day so i decided to try poetry.... D title of d poem is OLAEDO... Olaedo m, my jewel of inestimable value,,, @ ist I nva deemed myself worthy 2 have u,,, You are 2 me an embodiment of beauty,,,, I find it hard 2 behold ur sparkling eyes,,,, Cos their gaze can penetrate the hardest of all igneous rocks,,, Your paranormal smile 2 me still remains an enigma,,, it can soften the most hardened heart of anyman,,,, the sight of ur fox-blood coloured lips,,,, has got a way of sending shockwaves down my spine nd ribs,,,, Your words re d most subtle, wonderful nd sweetest sound that has ever impinged my eardrum,,,, Olaedo 2 d world is a precious stone,,,, Olaedo 2 me is d air i breathe,,,, You're js all i need,,, tankz heaven i found u..... Lol abeg make una criticise me biko, i'll welcum dat wholeheartedly..... |
| Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Cossy Orjiakor At Startimes Vchannel Event by DiplomaticG(m): 6:38pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
She's js gud 4 a nyt stand not 4 marriage. |
| Education › Re: JAMB Admission List Available Online:: JAMB UPLOAD NEW LIST check now. by DiplomaticG(m): 5:40pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
goodmercy: check mine (35335107gc) I have been offered admission it is true ooo better belive itcongrats Stephen, bt dat ur course rugged o, HIR... Tank God 4 u though. |
| Education › Re: JAMB Admission List Available Online:: JAMB UPLOAD NEW LIST check now. by DiplomaticG(m): 5:37pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
vinkela: Anybody that applied for unizik and has been offered admission should please indicateAh dy tel u o, na wetin i js dy wait 4 here. Bt unizik hasn't released any list yet nw. |
| Education › Re: JAMB Admission List Available Online:: JAMB UPLOAD NEW LIST check now. by DiplomaticG(m): 5:35pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
val_dubem: 35156518AB. Finestboi, abeg help check dis for me.no admissn yet. |
| Education › Re: JAMB Admission List Available Online:: JAMB UPLOAD NEW LIST check now. by DiplomaticG(m): 5:34pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Abu Mikey: Stop Hating on another Man's successlol.. I ain't hating bro, dude was not givin any admissn, i js wasted my mb 2 check it maself. |
| Education › Re: JAMB Admission List Available Online:: JAMB UPLOAD NEW LIST check now. by DiplomaticG(m): 5:24pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
tshabalala: I was given check 35836991EE.c ur head, who dash u admission? |
| Celebrities › Yung6ix Speaks Maturely In His Recent Interview @ Hotfm by DiplomaticG(op): 2:48pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Yung6ix was on the studios of hotfm 99.5fm Owerri yesterday evening during the course of the drivein{ a regular weekdays programme that runs from 3-8pm} with SolidC being the anchor of the programme. It was really a nice interview as the young rapper continously spilled out some interesting lines of rhymes.. Anyways here's a bit of their conversation; SolidC : so yung6ix, what do you have to say about the beef going on between you and Cyrus Tha Virus, you knw he has done a diss track for you, so, like what's your take?, Yung6ix: I'll continue saying it, I ain't gonna listen to that song, and i'm not going to drop any diss track for anybody cause right now I've been focusing on my carrier and I dn't even have time for my ownself. Cause by next week I'm going to South Africa for my video, and from their to Paris, so I have no time for those things for now.. Those were the words of the young talented rapper, I must say I was impressed on hearing his words, cos he spoke well. But on the contrary, Yung6ix had earlier dropped a mockery line in a track he was featured in by Pherowshuz, where he said something like, "new clothes these haters want to try us/never wanted me in their system virus/only one Cyrus that I knw Miley Cyrus".. So it's kinda contradictory right? Anyways thats by the way... 6ix also replied to a fan who called in @ the programme saying that his website "www.yung6ix.net" is opening tomorrow, incase you'd want to contact him for shows or something, and also his debut album 6ix o' clock is also dropping soon... I cn't wait... |
| Food › Re: Do You Eat A Meal Inside A Public Transport ? by DiplomaticG(m): 3:39pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Ada Nri1: Yep. I snack When I was a uni student, waiting for bus after lectures, or in the bus. you just hav to eat something. mad rush for buses going to temp site from perm site in NAU, Awka!I knw u lyk fud 2 much, ur username says it all. |
| Literature › Re: Me And My Music Career.. A Story by DiplomaticG(op): 10:07am On Aug 26, 2013 |
yemi2plus2: Kindly re-edit the work so we can read it.How u mean by re-edit? |
| Literature › Re: Don't Just Write Articles For Fun, Write Them For Money Too by DiplomaticG(m): 6:25pm On Aug 18, 2013 |
victree4: Hi,Dasugeneris9@gmail.com |
| Literature › Me And My Music Career.. A Story by DiplomaticG(op): 6:15pm On Aug 18, 2013 |
Note: dis story is js a figment of my imagination, any event of resemblance or sort of is js a coincidence.. {na js 1 jonsin tory wey i sitdown formulate}. I'm gon b droppin it episode by episode.< EPISODE 1>.. "Baby{3x} oh! Ibu ifem n'eli, Nwanyi nwata misi oh! Ibu ifem n'alike, number 1 bu n'ijulu ejulu nu", I was singin in flavor's voice as i was stepin out of d bathrum rubbing a towel on my head js 2 dry off my afro-hair wich i'd been growing 4 approxi. a yr, wit my T-shirt hangin dwn my shulder n partly touchin my barebody. My new silk perrycole boxer shorts didn't do any justice as regards concealin my manhood as d "thing" was danglin up n dwn lyk a bell whyl i walkd 2 my rum. "Wow, Somi u've got a nyc voice. I tot it was ur fone dat was slammin dat jam I nva knew dat u wia d 1. Hmm u've got anoda talent, kip it up," Mirian said 2 me. "thanx i gaspd as i walk in2 my rum.Mirian's been my elder sister's bestpal 4 ova 2yrs nw, she js came 2 spend d weekend wit us as she normaly does weneva she's less busy @skul. She's js lyk a relatn 2 us, everi1 in my household likes presence, as she's got a gudsence of humour & some other alluring qualities notwitstandin her ravinshinly beatifl nature. I've always wishd n dreamt of havin 2 myself, but Arrghh, how bad, some wishes I knw can nva cum 2ru. I nva tot abt wot Mirian told me until i bent down 2 fasten my shoelace cos i was rili in a haste, i nid 2 catch up wit Chuka whom i had a rendezvous wit. "U've got anoda talent" I said 2 myself as i was dressing up. "bt could dis b 2ru?" I askd rethoricarily. All dese tots kept runnin 2ru my mind as I was on way 2 Chukas house. No one has ever said anytin 2 me abt havin a gudvoice. Even myself has nva tot so, albeit i'm a music fiend 2 d core bt i'd nva tot abt goin 2 d studio talk more beign a singer. "ok lets c hw it goes" i said 2 myself.... "Guy nawa 4 u o, what kept u?" Chuka asked me, "its js a few minutes late, i tried nw", i replied Chuka. Chuka nd I has been in eachoda's pocket since our sec. skul days. He's naturally multi-talented, notwitstandin his 'not so handsome n pocketsized' nature he's stil got so many tins stuffd up in his grey matter. 1 problem I always have wit Chuka has alway got 2 do wit his domineerin attitude. He always wants 2 have some1 in his pocket. Bt i've deviced a means of settlin d scores anytime tins tends 2 go awry btwn d both of us, so we're js sailin smoothly. "And wot abt ur parents?" I askd Chuka, "they went out" Chuka replied evasively. "Ok, ahemm, Chuka have u eva tried 2 tink abt wot nxt we should do wit our lives other than meanderin around town like destitutes, guy we rili nid 2 discover our talent & get a lyf" I said worrily. "wot else boy?, it's nxt yr again nw, since jamb decided 2 jabb us again dis yr nw" Chuka said 2 me wearing a pensive countenance. "God 4bid!, dn't even go that side, infat i've got an idea" I said, "I'm all ears boy" Chuka said condescendinly. "Guy dis is a gud idea, js gv it a tot it'll work out," bt Chuka wuldn't let me finish he reiterated, "I said I'm all ears boy". "Ok fine, Chuka u knw u n I have loved music, n tank gracious we've got sumtin 2 offer, @least u can make rhymes n can rap also, n I can also sing, so y dn't we try music?" I askd, whyl criously starrin @ Chuka. A brief interlude of silence ensued b4 I broke in again, "js check it out, after all hw many naija artits are graduates 2day, bt they re makin it, so guy lets js reason alike, it's gon work dude". I assured Chuka, "Guy so u want u 2 4get abt skul after all we read & all d money we spent 4 dis jamb huh?", Chuka askd me, "You're takin it 2 far boy, I dn't mean dat, bt @least lets try music n c hw it goes, No harm in trial", I replied Chuka in a cajoling tone. "OK fine, remember dis is all ur personal thought out plan" he said.. "The lord is our strenght bro" I said giving him a pat on d back as we made 2 d dinning table 2 do sum necessary rituals.... < Episode2 coming soon>... Js read nd criticise, i'll welcum dat... |
| Romance › Re: Romance Without Finance Is A Nuisance by DiplomaticG(m): 11:54am On Aug 15, 2013 |
pekelepekele: & y are the galz also saying yes to their request , in fact i pity some gals that doesn't know wears quality .Lol.. Bro y u dy cast us nw? Dn't unleash D dragon sorry, our secret abeg.. |
| Romance › Re: Romance Without Finance Is A Nuisance by DiplomaticG(m): 11:45am On Aug 15, 2013 |
ogugua88: True, but at the same time, I don't think a girl should chase only men with fat pockets or be discouraged by someone who isn't stable or wealthy. Today's circumstance(s) can be different tomorrow. I'd have no problem dating someone who wasn't financially stable, as long as stability is his goal and he's working towards it. Sometimes what he needs is motivation, and that motivation can be a woman.am already luvin u, na u go be d mother of my children both male nd female, so gv me ur number or ur email.. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Loved Someone Who Didn't Love You Back ? by DiplomaticG(m): 11:17am On Aug 15, 2013 |
dmcdad: I am not freaked about curves and the likes... I just need a girl to be beautiful and reasonable and that's all. Curves or no curves...Lyk seriously?? Dn't joke wit me, wen it cums curvy babes.. |
| Health › Re: Could This Be A Serious Problem Or Just A Normal Occurence by DiplomaticG(op): 9:03am On Aug 14, 2013 |
Your suggestions are needed guys. Help a brother out. |
| Health › Could This Be A Serious Problem Or Just A Normal Occurence by DiplomaticG(op): 1:44pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
A friend was telling me how me how he finally lured his gf to the bed but unfortunately after stripping the girl unclad, his joystick refuse to stand, even after had touched nd fidgetted with it.. Though he later got hard after much anticipation, but then again he was dissapointed as he didn't last upto 30seconds before he ejaculated... This guy has taken his mind off sex as he no longer gbadu d thing again.. So guys do you think something is wrong with this dude or what... That experience was his first sexual experience though... So what do ya think? |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Loved Someone Who Didn't Love You Back ? by DiplomaticG(m): 7:11pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
dmcdad: I had someone who loved me that I never felt a thing for... I told her to let me be and that was it. Albeit some years later, I went for her for a kinda re-union..wen she must av gathered curves nd big tins front nd back.. |
| Travel › Re: First International Flight Takes-off From Enugu 24th August by DiplomaticG(m): 6:40pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
odumchi: Anyi nanwa aga n'ivu ntaa ntaa za na amara Chineke. Nde si guma ihe oma adii wo uto wo amaghi ezi ihe.Ezigbo nwa afo, I dy feel ur vibe... |
| Celebrities › Re: Fred Amata Parties With Viva Bianca 'Spartacus’ Star by DiplomaticG(m): 6:29pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
tha_originator: How many rounds did he went?Y not write in Pidgin or Yoruba? |
| Crime › Re: Driver Has Sex With Poly Student, Posts N U D E Photos On Internet by DiplomaticG(m): 6:56pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
And where are the nude pics? |
| Family › Re: French Woman Offers Breast-feeding Service To Gay Parents by DiplomaticG(m): 4:46pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
Lols... Ara nwanyi Asaba |
| Family › Re: French Woman Offers Breast-feeding Service To Gay Parents by DiplomaticG(m): 4:44pm On Aug 06, 2013*. Modified: 5:06pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
Ace Ventura: A woman has posted an offer on a French website to breast-feed babies of homosexual male couples for 100 euros ($130) a day, stirring up media interest just weeks after a divisive same-sex marriage law was passed.Mehn a pix is rili needed here,, lets weigh d size of dis her boobs.. I bet e no go pass my gal own |
