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tossen:
Let me leave u to argue with urself." meaning?" differs from "i dont get u".

but if thinking u have said something indecipherable makes u happy, have fun. Who knows how much effort u put into churning that altogether. Lol!

Hehehhe lord knows that its something that flows in me, don't fret I won't be spurning out davinci codes but if you think you woman enough see me on the otherside

tossen:
I dnt like insultive comments. so i decisively refuse to take part in it. i understood your comment. Yea, d lady didnt get my sacarsm. Fyi... a slowpoke is physically slow not mentally as u might have suggested.

That I disagree with ooo, the physical is being controlled by the brain, so if the brain is retarded expect a slow physical reaction. Well good sarcasm and you didn't get me first not until I explantiate.

tossen:
If that were the case, i could have easily consulted the online dictionary. Ur comment makes a null point.

Oooh what I posited there is not straight,it was a logical composition. The bottomline was you were being sarcastic with your post about the thread.

Anyway its great meeting you right?

tossen:
Meaning?

Sorry you couldn't get my usage of word

phintohlar:
She no fine she fine yet she's married. We wey we no get big teeth sef never marry.. baba God abeg ansa my call of marriage dis year oh abeg,i don tire to dey chop sharwarma & Andre kiri adugbo (all over)

Werey omo! Your last line cracked me up tho.

Oko lowa lowo omo boy, marriage de wa but pelu oko ni.

phintohlar:
lolz.. Thanks dear

Happy birthday girl.

MizMyColi:
There’s nothing wrong with me or my shape or who I am, you are the one with the problem!

I like my girls bbw!

We all can't love the skinny ladies , lord knows the models physique are the reason I don't watch fashion shows, they look like cloth hangers! I like it when I grab something. Bottom line, its called individual preference. Walk tower high above these mitchs they're not neck in neck with you.

tossen:
I know a woman who prayed and fasted for 30years. She is still miserable. And shes already too old to start over. All her children are dysfunctional in one way or another. Advice her pls

Sarcasm is a good tool, when a slowpoke still play along after the sarcasm, then one wonders if he/she feign ignorance or he/she is just playing dumb.

TheArchangel:
Take yours and give the other to your wife.

Continue using them until you guys learn how to communicate and convey your needs.

You're really silly and naughty at same time

Epatty:
wat r d gradual process...

I'm afraid I won't say that here but let me loop you in, the basic thing is what does a lez partner give to her partner that makes her stay glued and always wanting a woman? You and I know the answer I suppose. So if you can, see you really have to pm me, I don't feel comfortable dissecting this issue here but believe me there is a solution.

Epatty:
I really appreciate. Tnx a million. I'l try n c a therapist tho scared if it wil b kept confidential by him or her.

Saw your travails and I bet you its one of the easiest thing to solve, what you don't tend to understand is you can't turn from lez to straight in a day its gradual, now what are the gradual process, make I stop abeg before dem think say I've got ulterior motives though. Nairaland can be sick atimes.

FOR1234:
Hummmm

Okay ooo9 but man pinkin go chop too now.....

Please never u call me this aunty tingy.... I hate the sound of it

I don't mince word, don't blame me, I wear my pride upon my sleeves like a bracelet. I'm sending you a pm right away and strictly to let you know would you be my bootycall? Don't be shy, leave a dot as a reply and we finish up on pm. Do enjoy your day.

The two dreams means the same, someone so close to you has a price tag of death on this head. Someone very dear. Well nothing prayers don't solve.

myfantasies:
Handsome guy
Where have you been all my life

Your jugs

FaskRolce:
abeg free him jor. You are the only one who knows he's talking about you.

The answer to your dp is being your own boss, like starting one business. By so doing you can have time .

maureenihasee:
That is all we think about "eating the cake" , can someone think out of the box?

When I mean eating the cake not looting. I meant when fg is trying to allocate some benefit, the kind of politics we play in this country makes it look in way that the most heard voice get those benefit. Look at the Niger delta movement? Look at when the igbos talk about biafra, did you know how much popularity and attention it garner? One or two ways the fg has calmed them down with somethings.

orakao8:
MEANING?...POLITICIANS COMING TO SEE THE OBA OF BENIN DOES NOT ADD ANYTHING TO HIM...RATHER..IT SHOWS THEY HAVE ENORMOUS RESPECT FOR HIM BECAUSE HE DIESN'T WALK UP AND DOWN

Respect? Let your oba keep stroking his ego while proactive ones keep eating the cake.

praxisnetworks:
Oba of Bini has been dead since March/April 2015.....the stool is vacant.....for over a year now.

I said for 10yrs how relevant as he been in nigeria politics

gentleheart1:
Why cant Yemi Osinbanjo wear Agbada for once or wear suite like Elrufia? He is always looking like a houseboy with that his dressing.

Agba swallows short people

daretodiffer:
Story

Ooni is not Oba of Benin
Oba of Benin is not OOni

You dey mind this binis? Them go say na people dey come visit oba of bini, the truth is, in nigeria polity of today, oba of binis is inconsequential. How many who is who has visited him in 10yrs?

The truth is, if royal fathers don't go and meet these politicians to have the fair sense of belonging in matters of the nation you will be relegated, where nigeria stands you need to be in the know. If you siddon look naso dem go dey pass am for your back.

Dem think say, ooni,emir of kano,sultan of sokoto wey dey junket dey stupid ni?

Sheby the binis can see how they have been relegated in nigeria politics.

Praizekeyz:
yea I can take selfies whereva I want nigga....trust me both on d mainland and island dey neva born ur generation well I swear...if u reli want dis 2 go on gimme ur pin or watsapp make we dey abuse each oda ka wo eni to ma re....oponu oshi.

Young man, you are a kid who is lucky to have beards. When I told you that you're a local chap you denied it, imagine cause you snap pics on island/mainland is a biggie? Wooooow! you ignorance is epic. Give you my pin? You? You mean you? Someone who can't post a smooth english?

Praizekeyz:
and who's competing mr handsome wiv u? Are u dis foolish? Ur just like "we all know" who n who dey follow u say rubbish now? Abi e ma gbami ke? Ion need to drag any shit wiv u cos me and u no dey and can neva be on d same level. Just get a life my dear...I go change my pic again if u like break ur phone screen wen u see am, its notin! Lol

Indeed not on same level. You were standing on a septic tank in your last picture have you forgotten? one can tell you're a local chap from your mumbled words. alakori

Praizekeyz:
eeya wat a pity? Sure ur mama will fall 4 me when she see dis bleached face of mine!! Bu issokay, aint gon fuk her ion do oldies!! LMAO ode!

Hehehehe keep fooling yourself dude we all know you suffer self esteem issues, you immediately change the previous picture showing your rough septic tank on the floor. You can edit all the picture picasso won't rate it.

queenfav:
I was broke,looked for cheap fuel @86 naira to no avail,treated malaria,had to work thru out d holidays on emergency cases and restructured my long term life goals to suit my new status,after I broke off my engagement/relationship with him.What a holiday!

Should I send you a pm?

Yewandequeen:
I agree with u but nowadays most don't care about the smartness anymore they care more about the sexiness #just saying

Girl, something must attract me to you before I know you're smart, and that's the sexiness. Between your picture is direct opposite, you don't carry yourself I can tell. At least show small charisma.

faites:
Guy, u better put the sentimentality aside and start using ur brain. Who told u that u have no control over dwarfism?
Do you know the kind of societal issues those guys go thru? Do u have a friend who is a dwarf? Can u befriend or marry one?

It is because of this silly sentimentality that an AS genotype person would go and marry another AS calling it love.
Grow up.

you're a realist, we can be friends. I've always look for people who see through the prisim of reality before idealism.

faites:
They would now go and start producing more dwarves that would come into the world only to be discriminated against.
Research has shown that the dwaf gene dominates most of the time.

That woman is really not doing her children a favour.

They should save the last dwarf for me.

Chivee:
You go shock.. The physical size/appearance of a man has no direct bearing on the size of his Middle-Leg oh... Make you dey there nah.. You. Think say the woman never test the waters?

So you dey think say this man fit get huge dick? My friend comot that thing. Not possible. He maybe thick but can't be long.

Praizekeyz:
I wish I can see u ryt now make my goonz burst ur head wiv st remmy bottle 1st...idiot!! And who's forming ryt hear now! Ur just soo dumb like ur dark ass...b4 u be like prayer point!

Chaiiiiii! E pain! St remy not st remmy bottle! We know you just one belong, attache by force, your goons Really? We know a coward when we see one. See as your over bleached face look like unfinished apku wey dem forget for inside lastweek egusi.

Praizekeyz:
jesus! Wasn't even refering to u o...was talkinn randomly!! Is dat y u salivating on ur fone?? I'm fake dan blacface's chain but ur papa no fit dey whr him dey idiot!

Oloshi! Werey wey wan dey form rich gang, oloshi no be garri you soak this morning? Stop claiming what you're not on social pages! And you type like a kid,so disjointed and incoherent.

noskeybaba:
Exactly my thought when I saw this. He should have some moral standard to what he collects money to promote. Can you just imagine what I'm reading here.

No nau Oga seun. No matter how bad the economy is, a lion cannot eat grass nau. Disappointed.

Mr seun commits no crime constitutionally, and even morally we should doff our hat for his chutzpah for bringing the topic to the fp. This is called fairplay, and morals stands for balance in life.

Everyone brings islam,Christianic, trados topic on this platform. So, I see no reason not to allow olumba olumba. Its called religious tolerance. We learn everyday. If he didn't allow this, we won't know we have some religions like this. Know your country well and respect eachother.

Equalizer:
Bro that's it oooo.. whenever I hear stories like he broke up with me after dating him for 8year, I just roll on the floor and start laughing...lol... When one is ready to settle down, you will definitely know and the courtship most time doesn't last long.. what we practise in Nigeria here is bedship and not relationship...

No mind those guys wey read waste money naa, I no come count cars wey dey pass naa, make I dey work dey give woman the money make she come go marry another person? Or make she get bad character wey I later discover, all those investment go come go like that? You know how much be building block?