₦airaland Forum

Shym3xx:
Oranyan was a G lol. The guy conquered and built dynasties everywhere with his manhood - and not by being a warrior lol. The guy just smashed a Bini woman, impregnated her, and left his seed there to rule over them. Left the place to start Oyo in Katunga, lost the place but he fvcked a next woman and impregnated her. Left the place for Ife and allowed his offspring to start a new Oyo in Oyo Ile lol.

That's my nyggah right there and the obelisk in Ife represents the greatness of his manhood (no homo) Loool.

I'm planning to shag a bini lady we graduated together but she be running and playing the religion game, I think imma pick the books of how to smash a bini pum from oranyan bruh! This possies need to be conquered again! Hell yeah, I've got brothers conquering their shitty as5 in italy again!

I've got love for all the bini big boooty women! Say me HI to that bini son with a low esteem dick

saintdennis:
Hmm a pretty chick who knows history...cool

Omon n'edo wekin?

Anyway these Yoruba's and igbos will always deny their forefathers were cowards led by greed and ignorance to selling their kinsmen and conniving with the white men for things as stupid as mirror, tobacco etc

Anyone who claims benin's were traded as slaves must be high on agbor weed.

They can type but can't upload evidence. My source is the U.S LIBRARY OF CONGRESS.

Pictures attachéd below

Really? Cowards? You binis won't seems to amaze me! A tribe that conquered from from nigeria all the way to togo are cowards? You that is not coward,we know you only stuck up in a small tiny landlocked area! You couldn't even conquer the shrimp size communites around you and stamp your foot on their lands. Its a pity!

You guys are not only myopic but completely ignorant and worse still? You only believe what your clownish clanish elders and obas tell you alone with seeking knowledge.

Yeah right, we all know the language with the most widespread in the world from southern nigeria! Get it straight! The YORUBAS are your bigger brother who gave you reasons to live of develop by installing an OBA in you fu-cking land without your cowards sons doing anything.

Oramiyan fu-cked a bini lady to birth a king in your land, that's history will never be distorted by million bini revisionist!

Kherry:
Smiles................ar u lookin for a wife dat cn cook

Not just one that can cook , the one with same voice and can make eachother happy, cooking is just a plus but the ijebu part really caught my glimpse

Kherry:
Who said ijebu ladies aint good at cookin?I trust ma self sha oooo

Will you agree if I take you home to mama? I'm half ijebu half osun and I do want an ijebu wife,do you agree?

annnikky:
Yeah am in owerri, mount of charity

Great to know

annnikky:
Really, so where r u from?

I'm from the SW, so I haven't seen an igbo white garment person before, are you one? And you reside where?

annnikky:
Yeah!!! Mount of charity owerri n u

Is there c n s church in imo? I've never seen an igbo white garment

HomeOfMe:
I never said they did madam clumsy thumbs! Whatever comment I made;you don't know if it was a joke or not. If you're so angered over my comment,please stay away from my mentions because in the first place I did not quote you nor mention your name,thank you!

Wow! You still hot as ever? Sofree sofree ooo

shaneefe:
Hmm

I will take it up from there, I get the hmm message. Just reply when I send it(you already know what I mean)

The reason why single ladies think is not working is because they defiled the rules of this natural phenomenon.

If the bride is a virgin, and the one who caught it is also a virgin. believe me, the lady will be doing her wedding next.

This is a secret to how its been done in the old days, reasons it work during those days.

HomeOfMe:
Nobody remains young forever no matter how hard you try. Whoever prays not to ever grow old is heaping a huge curse on themselves,that means they want to die young. But my mouth is not for cursing anyone because I have little kids of mine,so I wish you whatever you wish for yourself!

Life is too short, don't take it too serious.

HomeOfMe:
Little boy that never wants to grow old!

Yeah! We stay younging for hot mamas like you. Get on your fours or get on your kneels dirty diana

HomeOfMe:
Sorry I don't do babies like you! Meanwhile visit our clinic so you could be circumsized because I'm sure you pen1s looks like celery stick.

Relax granny, I know you can't remember my dick size cause you already going senile.I know you just want to talk dirty but at least do that while your legs are being hung on my shoulders.

HomeOfMe:
Oh hallelujah praise God! I'm praying for a baby girl!

Subscribe to my channel to get a baby girl. Pat your legs and receive it! .

HomeOfMe:
Whatever,your opinion! I don't give a rats'azz.

Chill young lady. You don't need to vent for we to know you missed your period.

HomeOfMe:
Tecno is supposed to appreciate me because I was one of the first people to buy that their phone that we used to call 'chinko phone' almost ten years ago. That phone has been passed round from me to my sister,mum,grandma,cousin,househelp,etc,as we dey buy buy beta ones,na so we dey pass am round;as we speak right now,that phone no gree spoil. I was almost tempted to smash it at the wall when I saw it on the washing machine four months ago,but for the fact that its still useful the househelp,I kukuma leave am.

Is this story necessary? I think not.

cococandy:
Really you're comparing a means of transportation to outright bloodshed, rape, manslaughter and murder?

You gat jokes bro. You gat jokes.

Just imagine.

Well let's give boko haram freedom to operate too since it's their way of life. They can kill just like Fulani herdsmen and we shouldn't do nada about it because Amish people use horse-drawn carts that also endanger other road users. Afterall danger is danger abi.

My brain jut got wrinkles.

Cococandy! I had to login with my second moniker cause the first has been banned.
Pls and pls! Stop replying that slowpoke! I just feel like seeing him face to face and slap commonsense in him!

His analogy is so flawed even a madman will take the first position in a debate with him!

How can any sane man try to defend this Is just completely unfathomable!!!!!

Urrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!! Ahhhhhhh! Lord knows his comment really irks me to my marrowwwwws!

amtaken:
The last time I went to China I was able to exchange dollars to RMB very smoothly. This can be done either in the bank, via ATM or in the market. I exchanged at the market very fast and smoothly.

So this is nothing. Buhari should think of big things that China can do for Nigeria, not petty things.

#SMH.

****

This move is a great move for a short-medium term atleast for now to stabilise the economy. Right now, we import virtually everything from china so why convert to american dollar first? So this will save importers some change first pending the time we build our manufacturing and agriculture sector(this will free us from the shackles of china on the longterm)!

We can't buy nigeria to grow naira at once but gradual which this move is part of gradual! ****

They no the truth but buy the truth with victim cards laced with emotions.
It doesn't mean we are chauvinistic for reeling out this fact. Large number of women are terrible drivers.

Jamzig1:
This is just so sardonic

Do you know what sardonic means I bet you don't.

mimzy:
do u have to shag and brag *hisses and walks outta thread*

He just conquered a territory madam, after several fight and bruises, he finally conquered her into submission and you expect him not to brag? A virgin for that matter in the land where virgins are like gold? Mehn he ought to blow his trumpet

modath:
Nor push any button, this ship don sail siiinnccee.

hehehhehe, hmmm don't make me think it can be a titanic does this ship have smaller boats?

modath:
Oya, first of all, introduction!!

Well how about we do that privately? I will just push that button now?

Yewandequeen:
she did liposuction
if u watched the ay recent concert u will see she now has flappy upper arm

**** Really? Everything is not done by the knives, determination, good diet, strict routine and esxcersis

Bisjosh:
Abegi didn't they sign up for it?

Yeah they signed up for it, what they signed up for is death at higher chances, is yours also facing death? If not appreciate this men with your post. Enjoy yourself madam.

modath:







We know but he say he is not cos of political expediency & we nor go force am nah!

I've been following your post and I can say you tickle my sapiosexual side always. Won't be bad knowing you better I guess?

shulamitewoman:
Jade u need nt 2generalise...d rich ones are upstairs doing business collaborations..u dnt see dem anyhow in d banking hall..am sure d one u went out with shld be one of d CSR or cashiers, dose ones are broke.. dey r just helping us count our money..sorry 4d bad date tho lol..

You should make this particular song your favourite. "I'm a slave" by lucky dubey.

See this slave with suited clothes telling another slave they just help them to count their money, really? Bifch really? You're also broke! The truth is you're just a slave in that firm also, you don't own what you work, you get what you spend your time on. Get a life and you can do better with the brain they gave you, remember idle brain is rubbish workshop.

Low life like you with ugly paint on your head that should be a source of income through tourism for the government! I know one thing numbhead will conclude is that I'm in the banking industry, you will be more stupid to even think that from your warped mind. NB you won't see me in job/vacancy section cause I pay employ with the little resource I make do of. Now Bleep out from gathering of intellect.

Why I called you out was because you downgraded a fellow worker of yours when you also not different, just imagine if by chance you own a company of your own? Your staff will be here writing how bad their boss is on the frontpage of nl, respect people!

tossen:
I still dont do insults, even when its self.inflicted. so, il ask again... meaning?

That's not insult, and the dumbo is not a self inflicted stuff, it was like stating the the opposite of what I meant. You seem savvy with marriage talks though. The man who talked about crush just left me in awe.

tossen:
The otherside of nairaland is probably full of algorithms and mathematical binary codes. Im a human being. Do u knw what a davinci code is?

Yes, the 1s and 0s are not bad, I didn't know you are human, I thought you a future lab project. No I'm a dumbo, and it won't be bad if someone with IQ greater than the room temprature. so explain davinci

Tellemall:
He has a crush on you.

See this one, yes I've got a big time crush on her, yes I mean the kind of crush a timberland boot will do to an ant, are you juicy now?