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Crime / Re: Lady Sexually Abused Man In Port Harcourt Hotel, Cart Away His Handset & Money by Discombulator: 2:01pm On Dec 23, 2021

Analogies are not your strong suit. Or are you so angry you can't think right again? grin cheesy

Should I draw a diagram for you to get it?
Oh hush it and don't ever quote me again,you classless rapist. I don't roll with people like you, don't ever associate yourself with my post

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Crime / Re: Lady Sexually Abused Man In Port Harcourt Hotel, Cart Away His Handset & Money by Discombulator: 1:56pm On Dec 23, 2021

Yawn. Another illogical argument. This is like saying accusing MMM victims of being greedy is supporting scams. Lol

I know you will reply with insult and nothing logical. cheesy

Emotional people everywhere.
You really are a complete idiot,so going about your business and trying to make a sale is greed, maybe your parents did deserve what they are calling them,cos you lack home training

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Crime / Re: Lady Sexually Abused Man In Port Harcourt Hotel, Cart Away His Handset & Money by Discombulator: 1:53pm On Dec 23, 2021

Ok so you know your mum's pussy is easy and you are generalizing? Good. Tell us more. Everyone here knows you don't know me. So anything you are saying must be from experience.

Open up to us the more.
You have shamed your family today on this platform aje,see as they are dragging your parents and you're still stupid enough to stay here,u no get respect for your Marle at all ni


Crime / Re: Lady Sexually Abused Man In Port Harcourt Hotel, Cart Away His Handset & Money by Discombulator: 1:52pm On Dec 23, 2021

Just look at the comments and you will see men either shaming him or wishing they were in his position. We are our own worst enemy
Exactly,look at this stupid fool buliwyf supporting rape


Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Two Police Officers In Akwa Ibom by Discombulator: 9:26pm On May 01, 2021
Give them their biafra na,is it by force


Crime / Re: CCTV Evidence: Baba Ijesha Kissing, Handling Female Minor - PUNCH Reviews by Discombulator: 2:22pm On May 01, 2021
So they set it up and let him do all that to a teenager
Education / Re: Victory Yinka-Banjo Gets 19 Scholarship Offers Worth $5m From US And Canada by Discombulator: 5:44pm On Apr 30, 2021
I'm yet to see a northerner bring glory to this nation. Any thing other than government appointment and quarter system they are not seen, Very lazy and inspirational, overly religious without conscience. Congratulations Beautiful one. May God guide your every step, may you leave long to achieve greatness.
Might be because they are too busy recruiting suicide bombers and procreation like ants


Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Returns $32,000 To Woman Scammed By Yahoo Boys (Photos) by Discombulator: 7:05pm On Apr 29, 2021
I know 90% of the guys viewing this thread are Yahoo scammers,I can still leave out those of you that have enough shame not to comment, but the fools liking and commenting jargons on this man's heroic acts na thunder go strike you


Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Returns $32,000 To Woman Scammed By Yahoo Boys (Photos) by Discombulator: 7:03pm On Apr 29, 2021
If you want to do good, and you know it will end up hurting a particular wicked party, do it in a smart way without endangering the life of yourself and your family.

$32k is too huge for those G-Boiz to come for him or his family no matter how far he might think he is, trust me on that.

Aside the fact that he wanted to publicize the good deed, he would have simply reached the victim first, return the money, tell her to ask suspicious unanswerable questions to those boiz, also tell her to tell those boiz that she’s contacting the bank and USA security, this will enable the mam perfectly act and tell those boiz that his account has been placed under investigations for receiving such cash and might get him jailed. Simple!!! Those boiz go even dey pity am small base on say them don put am for trouble.

Make we dey tread carefully! Na street we dey and nobody is too far to be hunt down by these street boiz! Boiz wey don reach level of scamming $32k no be amateur for the street and as e dey be like this, this guy fit collect shot.
You're a thief,a fraudster and a crime apologist, get out of here ole ajibole,shameless idiots

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Returns $32,000 To Woman Scammed By Yahoo Boys (Photos) by Discombulator: 7:02pm On Apr 29, 2021
I see some idiots saying they will kill him,you think he lives in your wretched country where you can just do anyhow, dem no born their papa well make dem touch am for there.


Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Returns $32,000 To Woman Scammed By Yahoo Boys (Photos) by Discombulator: 7:01pm On Apr 29, 2021
Damnnn niggarrrr
What da fuckkkkkkkkkk .....
That is like 200,000 yuan
And for all those praising the man...you guys should stop it....bunch of pussy asss holier-than-thou every where

it is possible the man is not even that holy...probably the percentage way them settle nor reach am...

There is no holy soul on this gadmnnn planet earth....everybody on planet earth has a price...

That is why as a real niggarrr....I will write a book titled "the criminality in every human"
Na Ogun go kill you and your fellow fraudsters spewing trash on this page,useless thief get mind to dey talk nonsense for public. This man is undoing your fuvked up crimes.for once we see a Nigerian man doing the right thing and you petty thieves are screaming like cow


Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 10 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Delta by Discombulator: 12:55am On Mar 27, 2021
Work hard in silence....

Infact don't let your success make noise...

Live lowkey....

Dem no born efcc well to Trace you...

But no.... our youths said they must flaunt
I'm so tired of you asshole that regards stealing and petty scam as work
Are you totally devoid of self worth
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 24 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Ogun by Discombulator: 12:52am On Mar 27, 2021
Damnnn niggarrrr
My niggggggggeeeeeeeeessssss...
They should plead guilty.....and before you say Jack Robinson.....they are gonna be free like a bird...

The niggarrr below me think am a dummy or rather a dumb ass niggarrr...

A computer scientist from university of Benin leaves no trace behind....
I guess the niggarrr below is not aware there is different between static internet protocol and dynamic internet protocol

Not your fault.... humans hate what they don't understand...

This is to say you are not a real niggarrr and you don't know anything about the huzzle
You're the true embodiment of our stupid, foolish and unintelligent Nigerian petty internet scammers are.
You're about the only idiot that boast around as a fucking thief
Celebrities / Re: Illbliss: Burnaboy's Success Should Be One Of The Most Motivationals Of Our Time by Discombulator: 7:49pm On Mar 25, 2021
Enough of this crap already, sikiru adepoju has 2 Grammy, beyonce has 26,when will you fools stop licking the white man's ass

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Romance / Re: What Do You Miss The Most About Your Ex? by Discombulator: 10:16pm On Mar 24, 2021
Shit,I can't even remember her full name of wtf she looks like,Exes are meant to be forgotten, don't linger around crap


Celebrities / Re: How I Met My Son's Father - Yasmin Larissa London (Video) by Discombulator: 10:03pm On Mar 24, 2021
Girls aiiint got no self esteem
Gaming / Re: As A Nigerian, Which Will You Go For, Playstation 5 Or Xbox Series-x by Discombulator: 12:38pm On Mar 05, 2021
Xbox series x if you're looking for superior graphics,bit ps5 if you're looking to get better exclusives
Education / Re: Kwara’s Hijab Controversy Continues Despite Govt’s Directive by Discombulator: 1:35pm On Mar 02, 2021
Why is it always hard for this terrorist head slammers to understand a simple fact. the said schools have Christian heritage and they have made their law clear for all. if you are not comfortable with it you go to Islamic schools where suicide bombing are taught. is that hard to understand
I don't understand how difficult it is for the governor to understand that those Christian schools don't want anything to do with terrorism


Politics / Re: Woman Steals N50k In Kiki Osinbajo's Shop (Video) by Discombulator: 9:06pm On Feb 28, 2021
to hell with her and her family
Crime / Re: Transborder Drug Trafficker Arrested With ₦1 Billion Worth Of Cocaine by Discombulator: 8:56pm On Feb 28, 2021

Are you a drug dealer ?
you don't have to be a drug dealer, it's just common sense
Crime / Re: Transborder Drug Trafficker Arrested With ₦1 Billion Worth Of Cocaine by Discombulator: 8:55pm On Feb 28, 2021
62 wraps no worth reach 30m.nonsense
this people are just stupid,2kg goes for less than 15m how is 1.6kg worth 1billion
Celebrities / Re: Meet Mya Yafai, Davido New Girlfriend (Video, Photos) by Discombulator: 2:15pm On Feb 28, 2021
You wanna date a lesbian? This better not be true else I pity David
mumu you think they're local breeds like you,Google bisexuality and read up local champion


Politics / Re: Northerners Begin Diversion Of Food Items To Niger And Cameroon. by Discombulator: 3:19pm On Feb 27, 2021
e no go better for northerners, we don't want you,we never liked you to begin with


Politics / Re: WTO: US Leaders Write Biden To Back Okonjo-Iweala by Discombulator: 2:32pm On Feb 27, 2021
use your brain brother, over the years, America has endorsed many American WTO aspirants, non has ever won, Okonjo Iweala would be the first person with American citizenship to win. check the history of WTO, American leaders have tried several times to put an American, but were never successful, Buhari was the first to endorse her, and that was what kept her strong and moving. you don't need America's endorsement to win, America only have 1 vote, just like Nigeria

mtcheww buhari endorsement kept her going,the fact that you're comparing usa prowess on international trade with Nigeria shows how clueless you are,you don't know shit
Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe To Run For President In 2023 by Discombulator: 9:54pm On Feb 26, 2021
Useless bastards talking about his son being gay,your father that us running the country without a gay so what has he achieved

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Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Finally Arrives Lagos, Meets Afenifere (Photo) by Discombulator: 8:43pm On Feb 26, 2021
Let's stop celebrating thug and miscreants in this country

Sunday igboho will not be lucky next time

your father will be unlucky for the rest of his life

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Crime / Re: Lovers Found Dead In Their Apartment In Delta. Suicide Suspected (Photos) by Discombulator: 1:29pm On Feb 26, 2021

Most house? how did you come to this conclusion?
if you're living in a middle-income rented apartment then you'd definitely have post trouble, it's basic and common sense bro
Politics / Re: Jangebe, Zamfara School Abduction: ‘Close To 550 Girls Are Missing’ by Discombulator: 1:20pm On Feb 26, 2021
mass wedding incoming lmao,I can't wait for the day we separate from this backward region


Politics / Re: Parents Of Kidnapped Jangebe, Zamfara Students Slump, Vandalise School - Teacher by Discombulator: 12:59pm On Feb 26, 2021
fools,anybody that still have kids going to boarding schools in those areas since the kidnap of almost a thousand boys is an idiots.because of their inability to think and carry out their parental responsibilities half of the girls will be pregnant in a matter of weeks

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Crime / Re: Lovers Found Dead In Their Apartment In Delta. Suicide Suspected (Photos) by Discombulator: 12:56pm On Feb 26, 2021

That's the question, i guess after stabbing her, he went out to get the sniper.
most house have sniper,it's a damn insecticide
Crime / Re: Lovers Found Dead In Their Apartment In Delta. Suicide Suspected (Photos) by Discombulator: 12:55pm On Feb 26, 2021
I wish I can be allowed to visit the crime scene,within 10 minutes I'll solve this case,I'm sure the girl made the first move with the knife and the guy was lucky enough to evade and in turn stab her with the knife to incapacitate her,unfortunately it led to her death and he decided to take his life as well

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