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Foreign Affairs / USA Annexed Kosovo From Serbia But Slams Russia Annexation Of Donbass by Discombulator: 11:15am On Oct 01, 2022
USA and Europe annexed Kosovo from Serbia in 2018 and officially declared them a country in 2018 and even though Serbia fought against it all the way.
Now Russia is doing the exact same thing in donbass now and USA and it's allies are wailing.
Who does this people think they are and what type of hypocrisy is this

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Crime / Re: Thieves Forgot Thier Iphone In My Compound Yesterday After They Attempted To Rob by Discombulator: 4:41pm On Sep 30, 2022
Merch:
You better give that iphone to the police, unless i just dey imagine you for prison uniform
Do you have problems with comprehension
Crime / Re: Thieves Forgot Thier Iphone In My Compound Yesterday After They Attempted To Rob by Discombulator: 4:40pm On Sep 30, 2022
Zonefree:
What if the thieves stole the phone from another person
He wouldn't have used another person's picture as his wallpaper
Crime / Thieves Forgot Thier Iphone In My Compound Yesterday After They Attempted To Rob by Discombulator: 2:04pm On Sep 30, 2022
Something funny happened to me yesterday, normally my area has been witnessing a lot of theft this past few days and a month ago someone stole an Android phone inside a shop inside the same compound ,so all of us have been very careful with our properties,my house is properly fenced and gated but still I take extra security measures whenever I go to bed so as not to leave anything to chance.

Yesterday around 12:30am I I heard a cough and some seconds later a footstep hurrying outside towards my fence,some minutes later I came outside only to find an iphone 8plus on the floor with a picture of one guy pressing a laptop as the wallpaper.
The police have already swooped in and investigations has begun,the guy will be fished out before the end of the day and the same goes to all of his accomplice.

If you like thief for a hundred years one day you will be caught and pay for your crimes

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 'The Queen Died Due To Old Age': See Death Certificate Of Queen Elizabeth II by Discombulator: 4:52pm On Sep 29, 2022
VeryWickedGoat:
Imagine old mama like dat still fucking like a fowl
.do they pay people like you that come here to troll Everytime,or is it joblessness,cos I don't understand

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 'The Queen Died Due To Old Age': See Death Certificate Of Queen Elizabeth II by Discombulator: 4:50pm On Sep 29, 2022
Stupidity, it's like you people are just conditioned with your slave ass mentality,who tf cares about what she died of in naija,no ,I thought she died of drug overdose ni

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Foreign Affairs / Donbass Mocks Biden And EU Leader With Billboard by Discombulator: 4:05pm On Sep 29, 2022
Billboards with US President Joe Biden and head of the European Commission Ursula von der Leyen appeared in Donetsk. Residents of the city thank "grandfather for our victory", and Ursula is offered a drink from grief. After all, by supplying weapons to Ukraine, they did everything to make Donbass finally decide to become part of Russia

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Seun And His Mods Are Just Pathetic Western Ass Lickers And Propagandanist by Discombulator: 3:52pm On Sep 29, 2022
You don't take platforms like this seriously for obvious reasons,I mean the platform looks the same since it's come online like 10 years ago, there is no single update or anything, that should tell you all there is to know about the admins

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Seun And His Mods Are Just Pathetic Western Ass Lickers And Propagandanist by Discombulator: 3:50pm On Sep 29, 2022
Don't disturb yourself, nairaland is not a forum you should take seriously, it's not a mature forum, it's just another badly out together forum where everything goes including lies

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Seun And His Mods Are Just Pathetic Western Ass Lickers And Propagandanist by Discombulator: 3:32pm On Sep 29, 2022
Teaser4:
Even in the West sef, no be all their citizens agreed with wetin their government dey do, I mean how dem send billions of dollars, euros and pounds to Ukraine, while there are pressing needs at home.

There are several protests going on in most western countries, but their mainstream media won’t show it, suddenly they care about the protests going on in Iraq and ppl wey Dey run from mobilization in Russia. Is that not double standard…. Isreal and Pakistan dey fight every day, one Al jazera reported was killed the Isreali forces , no one was punished, Isreal wasn’t sanction, but na Russia do am you go dey hear war crimes, no be double standard be that….

Of course na minority dem be, but still dem no agree, i dey meet em steadily on Russian telegram groups wella….some of em sabi say msm Dey feed em crap, they want to hear from the other side and stay informed…if dem ban dem dey use vpn…. Information shouldn’t be restricted or censored, that’s suppose to be a punishable crime under the UN Charter.

Thanks to Putin, USA hegemony is finally over


If dem do anyhow dem go see anyhow, sadly most of us no go see am watch on CNN, the aftermath of a nuclear war…God forbid!!!
Over 100,000 people are marching right now In the west in support of Russia, they're not stupid,most of Europe support Russia but Thier government is just making it difficult for them to come out and say it.

I'm not even telling anybody to support Russia or Ukraine or USA, just let people know the truth and don't sugarcoat, when some Russians were running away from fear mobilization while thousands of others were happily reporting for duty and even volunteering to fight I was one of the first people that posted it here.
I just hate bias news,it doesn't make sense

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Seun And His Mods Are Just Pathetic Western Ass Lickers And Propagandanist by Discombulator: 3:28pm On Sep 29, 2022
I mean just look at how people even talk on this platform,and Thier names,I once saw a moniker names rapist...,totolickpussy, privatepart etc and incredibly dumb monikers like that,the regulation here is minus 1, if the site doesn't even have basic standards how the hell do we expect them to be objective

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Seun And His Mods Are Just Pathetic Western Ass Lickers And Propagandanist by Discombulator: 3:21pm On Sep 29, 2022
sotall:
Where are the Mods ...

Please do fast and ban them.

If you want to see pro-Russia propaganda, go and create your own website
Imagine this one,that claims he sells laptops and phones, yet you're still dense enough to call for ban to people who don't follow your views, it is unintelligent people like yourself that makes people like us stop taking anything about nairaland seriously

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Seun And His Mods Are Just Pathetic Western Ass Lickers And Propagandanist by Discombulator: 3:18pm On Sep 29, 2022
Bros walahi I understand your frustration and it is simply pathetic how this mods run this platform,this Ukraine matter has made lost interest totally in this platform and count it as a piece of gabbage platform for only retards who don't know anything.
How can you not be able to report fair news, how can you allow so called mods to impose Thier personal views on us disregarding objectivity.
The crap you posted that they pushed to FP has even be debunked a dozen times,those are not even recruits but volunteers from the old guards In Donbass
Even cnn confirmed it,but the mods here don't know that because they don't even confirm anything, they don't care.
How are they even hired sef

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Men Rushing To Wed Women With Children To Avoid Getting Drafted In The W by Discombulator: 2:37pm On Sep 25, 2022
alphonsojaybaz:
Russian men rushing to wed women with children to avoid getting drafted in the war
https://makesensepromotions.com/russian-men-rushing-to-wed-women-with-children-to-avoid-getting-drafted-in-the-war/

Desperate Russian men are rushing to wed women with children as they frantically try to avoid getting conscripted for Putin’s war.

Deadbeat dads who abandoned their children are also attempting to reconnect with their ex-lovers in the hopes that they will be spared being drafted into the war in Ukraine.


Others are reportedly hurrying to sign themselves up as carers for elderly relatives they have previously neglected.

Russian men of fighting age are seeking to exploit loopholes that will stop them from getting sent to the frontline after Putin ordered the partial mobilisation of the country.

Up to 300,000 men may be signed up for the war, while figures of up to one million soldiers by next year have been floated.



Russian men rushing to wed women with children to avoid getting drafted in the war

Hundreds of thousands are trying to flee Russia, with queues of 24 to 30 hours reported at border crossings with Kazakhstan, Finland, and Georgia.

Thousands of protesters expressing outrage at the conscription order have been arrested in Russia.


But there have been reports that some of the detained activists have been handed their conscription papers at the police station and rushed to the frontline anyway.

SibReal media reported that marriage register offices were “packed” in the Buryatia republic in eastern Russia as men try to hurriedly marry single mothers to avoid being sent to the war front.

One woman said: “Me and my men went first to Ulan-Ude, but the queue was far too long.”

She added: “Everyone is getting married or applying to establish fatherhood, and children are getting registered to their fathers.”


A journalist based in Tomsk said: “So instead of running away or protesting [about the war mobilisation] they are registering marriages…

“Words fail me.”



Russian men rushing to wed women with children to avoid getting drafted in the war



Buryatia has seen the highest numbers of recruits to Putin’s war, and university students in Ulan-Ude were filmed being frogmarched by police from their lecture theatres to a conscription office.

Another woman from Moscow said her friend, a single mum of five, was proposed to by one desperate man to avoid being conscripted.


“She laughed so hard when she told me about it, and said looks like she will be super popular in the near future,” she said.

“It seems men with three or more children will not be mobilised.”



Some women may have selfish reasons for wanting to get married as well.



Wives qualify for compensation if their husbands are killed in the war, unmarried partners do not.



Olga, 22, said she had a shotgun wedding to her long-term boyfriend on Thursday.



“If something happens [to him], there would otherwise have been no way to prove I was his partner and the child was his,” she explained.




“Of course, I would have loved a big wedding, with our families celebrating, but I was so scared my husband would be taken [to the front] before we tied the knot that we decided to rush.



“They haven’t knocked at our door yet, only to our neighbours, but I fear it is only a matter of time.
This is how to spot a foolish Western ass licker from far away, how someone with an actual brain can think this is beyond me.
Russia is only mobilizing men with millitary experience,that has already served in the military and millitary specialists. No ordinary citizens will be conscripted unlike zelensky that banned every man from leaving Ukraine and force them to die.

This are the Russians scared of war you're talking about right

Foreign Affairs / Europe Is Now Paying 7 Times For Gas Than USA After The Exit Of Russian Gas by Discombulator: 1:53pm On Sep 25, 2022
The deindustrialization of EUROPE by USA is now in full gear, with this trajectory Europe will be entirely dependent on USA in a couple years because of the unbearable cost of production and living.
Mega companies in Europe have reportedly started shifting Thier production base to the US because of the insane price of gas in EU

Foreign Affairs / Re: The Free World Must Stand With Iranians, Against Oppression By The Regime. by Discombulator: 1:47pm On Sep 25, 2022
Patriotsleague:

Mad animal, let the Iranian people who chose to do it do so, not force a person. If you choose to be a slave, you can go lick the Arab ass, but if you keep forcing people to do what they don't want to do, we will ensure that terrorist Islamic state is disbanded and take Iran back to it's glory days of freedom. Mad animal, ignorant zombie, people like you are a waste to humanity, you are a sub human, you don't see the value of freedom. Arabic slaves. I blame your father for your ignorance, this news is fact, smart Iranians are protesting, stupid Shiites like you, ignorant just follow like zombies, I enjoyed how the Nigerian army killed you pigs. This is Nigeria not Iran. We are Africans not Arabs. Slaves.
Not even your wh0re of a mother or her loose ass mother can do anything about it. Oloshi you live in a poverty infested hell hole,with your wretched family and you're more concerned about Iran than yourself.
E no go better for you and your free speech,where is the free speech in your own country.
Son of a wh0re with a misplaced priority, this violent protesters will be punished and Thier sponsors executed. Millions have already started protesting against this violent animals already grin grin grin
The plans of your slave masters in DC will never work in Iran.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 50 Dead In Anti-Hijab Protests In Iran by Discombulator: 1:40pm On Sep 25, 2022
lhordspy:
It is a pity na!raland have joined the lists of propaganda dishing media.

Na!raland should please always try and verify news before pushing them. Not just always push whatever the evil western medias spend time in propagating. We have a tense situation in Iran already, we shouldnt add more fire by circulating fake news and trying to bring the iranian government down so that the western world can install one of their puppet.

They tried it in iraq, libya, syria, ukraine.. And we all know how it ended or is going for the listed.

Firstly, question we need to ask Ourselves.

Where are the pictures of the 50 dead bodies?

Do we have any family coming out to report of any of their relatives killed? If yes. Where are the reports?


I repeat, the world will be a better place without BBC,CNN and other fake news evil media outlets.

Note: i am not a shite muslim. I just believe in fairness of the world. Free of double standard and hypocrisy.
Pushing western propaganda is the only job Seun has in life,you see the way he post lies about the Russian ukraine war
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Free World Must Stand With Iranians, Against Oppression By The Regime. by Discombulator: 1:35pm On Sep 25, 2022
MonsieurX:
If they stand with Iran and bring down the government, most of you will still accuse the US and the west of meddling in the national affairs of other countries.

Let the Iranians liberate themselves from their religious extremism and they'll be fine.
The mumu even quoted American media,the same country that has sanctioned Iran a billion times trying to ruin Thier economy and make life difficult for Iranians for years

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Free World Must Stand With Iranians, Against Oppression By The Regime. by Discombulator: 1:34pm On Sep 25, 2022
Patriotsleague:

You are a fool, this is basic human rights we are talking of, how can you force people to cover their hair, it's madness, in this modern day. Slave.
Ogbeni shut up jare, it's Thier religion and they chose to be modest, idiots like you loves to take Panadol over another man's headache. You quoted a news source from your Western slave masters who are the same person that sanctioned Iran to death, making sure life is extremely difficult for all the people there,now you morons pretend like you care about them

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Free World Must Stand With Iranians, Against Oppression By The Regime. by Discombulator: 1:32pm On Sep 25, 2022
Patriotsleague:
The world can not sit back and watch Iran oppress, kill and subjugate it's citizens, they are citizens of the free world.

The free world must protect and preserve basic human freedoms, as enshrined in the UN charter, the free world must hold the Iranian regime responsible for these killings of these innocent people fighting to preserve freedom. Iranians fight, fight for your human dignity.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/09/23/iran-hijab-protest-violent-crackdown/
What is your own with iran, who is the free world and why don't you mind your damn business,are you the one that is going to tell Iranians how to run Thier country. So there is a violent protest organized by the west to take advantage of the unfortunate death of a young woman whose CCTV footages showed died of a heart attack
Big fuvking deal

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking: Unconfirmed Reports Of An Ongoing Coup In China by Discombulator: 4:37pm On Sep 24, 2022
jimetagambo:

Is China a first world country?
Uncle wey Mumu, the biggest gdp PPP on history with $26t is what you're asking if it's a first world country, abirun ni e

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Foreign Affairs / This Are The Russians Your Mods Said Are Running Away From Russia And Putin by Discombulator: 4:53pm On Sep 23, 2022
This is a rally in support of the people of donestk voting today going on in Russia right now.
This are the same people your mods told you are already running away and don't want any part of the war o

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Queen's Burial: Only The US "Can " by Discombulator: 1:37pm On Sep 23, 2022
Foolish western ass licker,only the US can have a motorcade Abi, looks like this man has not seen xi,modi and Putin travel

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Foreign Affairs / Thousands March In Russia In Support Of The The Donestk Referendum by Discombulator: 1:35pm On Sep 23, 2022
Happening now in Russia

Foreign Affairs / Re: Looks Like The Western Slave Owners Of This Forum Has Finally Banned Shogsman by Discombulator: 11:26am On Sep 23, 2022
PS ,I expect to be banned too , but that won't stop me from telling the truth, so seun and his mods don't have any sway on my opinion.
It is embarrassing to see people like this still actively slaving and spreading western propaganda in this part of the world

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donbass Republics, Zaporozhye & Kherson Regions Kick Off Vote On Joining Russia by Discombulator: 11:25am On Sep 23, 2022
Hopefully seun won't ban us for not being western slaves like he and his cronies banned shogsman

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Foreign Affairs / Looks Like The Western Slave Owners Of This Forum Has Finally Banned Shogsman by Discombulator: 11:24am On Sep 23, 2022
This nairaland site reminds me of something very peculiar a white man was said to be,that is slavery is a state of mind,you can be out of shackles and still be a slave.
This useless owner called seun hates free speech which is actually pathetic since he claims to live in a democratic country.
There are thousands of pro western,tribalists,animals here on this platform that threatens, insult,curses at people every chance they got but they are never banned but if you dare to speak the truth once and go against the pro western agenda of the owner you're banned immediately.
Well seun and his slaves mods you should know you can never stop the truth,it is quite resilient and will always find a way to bite back.

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Foreign Affairs / The Real US Agenda In Africa Is Hegemony by Discombulator: 2:33pm On Sep 22, 2022
The real US agenda in Africa is hegemony
Forget development. Washington's primary interest in Africa today is keeping the Chinese and Russians out.

In a rational environment, the 77th session of the UN General Assembly (UNGA) would discuss alleviating the trials and tribulations of the Global South, especially Africa.

That won’t be the case. Like a deer caught in the geopolitical headlights, UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres issued platitudes about a gloomy “winter of global discontent,” even as the proverbial imperial doomsayers criticized the UN’s “crisis of faith” and blasted the “unprovoked war” started by Russia.

Of course the slow-motion genocide of Donbass russophone residents for eight years would never be recognized as a provocation.

Guterres spoke of Afghanistan, “where the economy is in ruins and human rights are being trampled” – but he did not dare to offer context. In Libya, “divisions continue to jeopardize the country” – once again, no context. Not to mention Iraq, where “ongoing tensions threaten ongoing stability.”

Africa has 54 nations as UN members. Any truly representative UNGA meeting should place Africa’s problems at the forefront. Once again, that’s not the case. So it is left to African leaders to offer that much-needed context outside of the UN building in New York.

As the only African member of the G20, South African President Cyril Ramaphosa recently urged the US not to “punish” the whole continent by forcing nations to demonize or sanction Russia. Washington’s introduction of legislation dubbed the Countering Malign Russian Activities in Africa Act, he says, “will harm Africa and marginalize the continent.”

South Africa is a BRICS member – a concept that is anathema in the Beltway – and embraces a policy of non-alignment among world powers. An emerging 21st century version of the 1960s Non-Aligned Movement (NAM) is strengthening across the Global South – and especially Africa – much to the revulsion of the US and its minions.

Back at the UNGA, Guterres invoked the global fertilizer crisis – again, with no context. Russian diplomacy has repeatedly stressed that Moscow is ready to export 30 million tons of grain and over 20 million tons of fertilizer by the end of 2022. What is left unsaid in the west, is that only the importation of fertilizers to the EU is “allowed,” while transit to Africa is not.

Guterres said he was trying to persuade EU leaders to lift sanctions on Russian fertilizer exports, which directly affect cargo payments and shipping insurance. Russia’s Uralchem, for instance, even offered to supply fertilizers to Africa for free.

Yet from the point of view of the US and its EU vassals, the only thing that matters is to counter Russia and China in Africa. Senegal’s President Macky Sall has remarked how this policy is leaving “a bitter taste.”

‘We forbid you to build your pipeline’

It gets worse. The largely ineffectual EU Parliament now wants to stop the construction of the 1,445 km-long East African Crude Oil Pipeline (EACOP) from Uganda to Tanzania, invoking hazy human rights violations, environmental threats, and “advising” member countries to simply drop out of the project.

Uganda is counting on more than 6 billion barrels of oil to sustain an employment boom and finally move the nation to middle-income status. It was up to Ugandan Parliament Deputy Speaker Thomas Tayebwa to offer much-needed context:

“It is imprudent to say that Uganda’s oil projects will exacerbate climate change, yet it is a fact that the EU block with only 10 percent of the world’s population is responsible for 25 percent of global emissions, and Africa with 20 percent of the world’s population is responsible for 3 percent of emissions. The EU and other western countries are historically responsible for climate change.
https://thecradle.co/Article/Columns/15975

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Foreign Affairs / Re: USA Tell Kyiv To Let Russia Have Crimea So As Not To Risk An All Out War by Discombulator: 2:29pm On Sep 22, 2022
But I thought Russia is a weak country na,why is the NATO chief telling Ukraine not to attack Crimea and leave it for Russia na

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Foreign Affairs / Re: China Has Rejected Zelensky's Request To Kick Russia Out Of UN Security Council by Discombulator: 2:11pm On Sep 22, 2022
One of Ukraine officials came up with Thier usual blatant propaganda claiming china is in support of reforming the UN council and kicking out Russia as a permanent member of the UN security council and foolishly enough her followers beloved her even though the exact opposite happened.minute after she posted her rubbish china foreign minister posted a tweet of support for Russia grin grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / China Has Rejected Zelensky's Request To Kick Russia Out Of UN Security Council by Discombulator: 2:08pm On Sep 22, 2022
After Zelensky's calls to deprive Russia of the right to "veto" in the UN, as well as proposals from the United States and Germany to reform the Security Council, China expressed its position.

According to the PRC, "no one can deprive Russia of the important role that the country plays in the UN."

"Russia is a permanent member of the Security Council and must continue to play its important role in the UN. No one can deprive Russia of this right," Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi said at a meeting with his Russian counterpart Sergei Lavrov.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: USA Tell Kyiv To Let Russia Have Crimea So As Not To Risk An All Out War by Discombulator: 2:03pm On Sep 22, 2022
Who born monkey where king Kong dey, this comedian just ruined a whole country for the sake of USA nawa o

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