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CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Discombulator: 9:20am On Feb 25, 2021
SenorFax:
If you think na lie, go to a very busy local market, spread your legs, try and see people coming behind you by looking through with your head upside down. Come back and quote this comment the second day, with all sincerity, if you didn't experience or see anything at that moment or overnight, I will stop believing in superstitious stories. Just that what I told you is risky, highly risky. People go blind sometimes if they are not spiritually strong enough, or worse, go crazy.
I've done that a couple dozen times,like I said I've done and tested it all patron,it's bullshit,if you want to make a bet I can post a video of me doing it
RomanceRe: How A Man Proposed To His Girlfriend (pics) by Discombulator: 10:21pm On Feb 24, 2021
my brother proposed to his girlfriend through me,he was out of town and I suggested she marry the girl,the second day he sent some money for a ring and told me to deliver it to her and tell her to ask her parents for date.they are married with 2 kids peacefully in Europe now.
real men don't overdo shit.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman: COVID-19 Comment On Private Jets Slipped From My Mouth by Discombulator: 10:14pm On Feb 24, 2021
adonnii:
. Before you rush and start commenting i hope you are aware the bible said judge not my annointed to avoid problem.
it is foolish and gullible sheeps like you that contributes money for his private jets while you rot in poverty
PoliticsRe: Indian, 89 Nigerians Arrested In Lagos Drug Raids (Photo) by Discombulator: 8:41pm On Feb 24, 2021
this country na novice in the drug game,they're busting tramadol that is not even in the top 30 narcotic and they are celebrating like they bust heroin or meth
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Discombulator: 8:34pm On Feb 24, 2021
klashe:
Hahahaha.. oh my God.. you won't educate me about westerners or about their film making.. I've lived with them.
I married one,so I guess I can educate you,what they peddle around there is stories about haunted houses and it's just to scare kids from entering into random homes,but of course some people take it personal as well.
RomanceRe: Girlfriend Smashes Cheating Boyfriend's New Iphone 12, Plasma TV (photos) by Discombulator: 8:24pm On Feb 24, 2021
unfortunate sissy disguising as a man,God help the idiot that will damage my tv remote because of some accusations,she's taking a trip to the ER,her hospital Bills will be more than what she destroyed.
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Discombulator: 8:22pm On Feb 24, 2021
klashe:
Before you come here and disgrace your race and country, a simple google search should add to your nothing.
they say that to keep their movie industry alive cos they make beautiful films about it,but no educated real American will tell you the stupid ghost story you people peddle around here like children
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Discombulator: 8:18pm On Feb 24, 2021
Thomthom:
You are just typing trash because you never jam.... The day you go jam, you no go fit type am here
another typical Nigerian youth incapable of critical thinking, it is common sense.
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Discombulator: 8:16pm On Feb 24, 2021
Toks2008:
Go on YouTube and type... Ghosts caught on camera in morgues and get blown away.
the fact that you believe those worked videos about sums up why you'd believe this particular bogus story.
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Discombulator: 8:12pm On Feb 24, 2021
Princewill1:
I'm an open minded atheist. I hate it when atheists here on this forum summarily dismisses all paranormal occurrences. I'm open to learning and re-learning.

There are lots of things scientists and all of us don't know about with regards to our universe.

Please research on the following :

1. 4th dimension (and other dimensions)

2. Parallel Universe

3. Time Slip

4. Astral Projection

5. Lucid Dream

6. Déjà vu
bro anybody with a sound thinking mind knows there is nothing like demons or spirits in this world, if there was they'd ne concrete proof of it,me personally have seen it all and I can boldly tell you it's bogus
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Discombulator: 8:09pm On Feb 24, 2021
Mozegee:
What you don't know ,you try and learn. Everything they are saying here is the truth.it happens in the motuary where my late father was kept
an individual must be really really stupid to believe what you just said
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Discombulator: 8:05pm On Feb 24, 2021
ariesbull:
Stop arguing what you dont know and shut the Bleep up

Go and watch paranormal in DSTV
dumb fvcks,paranormal is a scripted CBS reality show, you guys are unintelligent I swear
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Discombulator: 8:01pm On Feb 24, 2021
luminouz:
You are fuqin wrong.

I saw my maternal grandpa with my own eyes while in secondary school. He had just died.


My dad almost drowned when his bike tumbled into a collapsed bridge under heavy rainfall. I was in the kitchen when my mom asked me to throw away some waste water into the bathroom. His ghostly figure rose up in the bathroom and I saw his soaked figure. I shouted his name and the ghostly figure disappeared. Hours later while I was asleep,, he came home and told my mum that it was my shout that woke him up as he was being swept off by the raging flood he fell into.


These are cases I have reported before on NL. I don't have any reason to lie about them. There are several others I can't even say online because people get scared. If you are not sensitive to such issues, you may never encounter such a case. Doesn't mean such stuffs don't exist.
it's bullshit guy,you didn't see shit,your mind played a trick on you,y'all should start using your brain na
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Discombulator: 7:58pm On Feb 24, 2021
there is nothing like the other world,I've done it from sacrifices,charms, coffins charms, rituals in different states and I can boldly tell you it's a scam.
all this ones are just a victim of mind games,when you experience something that is out of the ordinary to you your mind plays a trick on you.
I have studied every superstitious scenario there is even using dead people as an experiment,it's bogus.
I buy ice blocks at a very big morgue and nothing happens inside the morgue, the bodies are just cold and almost nonexistent.
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Discombulator: 7:52pm On Feb 24, 2021
here we go with Nigerian superstition stupidity again, all the dead people have seen don't make no freaking sound they dead as fvck
RomanceRe: I Found Hardcore Porn Videos In My Son's Phone by Discombulator: 7:43pm On Feb 24, 2021
dollytino4real:
who be dis Jupiter n.a.?
only a degenerate and inbred could think like you, I'm sure you had sex with your siblings while growing up if not you wouldn't be chunking out horseshit
PropertiesRe: 139-Year-Old House Transported On Truck To A New Location In US (Photos) by Discombulator: 7:36pm On Feb 24, 2021
GODWIN78:
I,fink in us they don't cast the foundation with stone the lay iron on the foundation, then German floor start laying block, correct me if I,m wrong.
you fink? damn you guys are local,na oversabi go kill you people,you want to replace normal spelling with phonetics so we can know you're posh abi,dumbass
PropertiesRe: 139-Year-Old House Transported On Truck To A New Location In US (Photos) by Discombulator: 7:35pm On Feb 24, 2021
mechanics:
Hmmmm, I doubt if it's built with cement?
so with all the crystal clear pictures you can't still definitely differentiate wood from cement, you're still doubting. nawa for you o
PropertiesRe: 139-Year-Old House Transported On Truck To A New Location In US (Photos) by Discombulator: 7:32pm On Feb 24, 2021
Henix:
How did they pull this through? These guys are crazy with innovation
lol in a shithole the normal looks like a miracle, they've been moving houses in Europe and America for over a century it's not new
TravelRe: Why Aren't Nigerians Interested In Russia? by Discombulator: 5:09pm On Feb 24, 2021
my brother lived in russia and their night life is top notch and their economy is great as well,but the country is very integrated you have to be a brilliant person who has something to offer before you get employment as an immigrant, and in Moscow rent can be as much 500k per month sef,so the bullshit about cheap rent is false
TravelRe: Why Aren't Nigerians Interested In Russia? by Discombulator: 4:59pm On Feb 24, 2021
James4bright:
Obviously I know a good number of Nigerians are in Russia already. But one thing I've realized is that most Nigerians don't add Russia to their country of preference compared to UK, Canada and Germany.

Some would even prefer to start up with smaller countries like Estonia. I hope you all know Russia is the cheapest European country you could move to.

When I'm on Instagram and I view pages of Africans in Russia, Nigerians are always the least.

Why isn't anyone talking about Russia, is it because of their low cost of living or currency. Because 1 Russian ruble is 5 naira.

It would cost you just 2.5 million to move to Russia and study compared to a good number of European countries. And don't come here telling me about racism bullshit, it's actually safe in Russia lately, watch some YouTube videos and see for yourself.

Housing there is actually very cheap too, I know a girl who pays just a 100 dollars per year for her apartment.

Russia is one country that has the biggest landmass on Earth. So many European countries are small, buying land properties would be expensive and won't be easy neither. Nigeria is 3 times bigger than UK.

It's annoying when I see Nigerians on Nairaland who have just 2million naira, when people tell them their money is too small. You only need 4000 US dollars in your account as proof of funds to move to Russia.

I'm not an agent so don't think I need your money, I got all my information through research on Russian study platforms. Go on Instagram and check out Africans in Russia.

I would stop here, so I don't talk down on other European countries before the mods come for me.
so you want people to move to a country because you hear good things about the country online right,the fact that you've never lived in Russia kinda disqualifies you from advising people to move there.
Fyi if you can't speak Russian don't move to russia and some cities in russia are very expensive to live in
PoliticsRe: Heavy Explosions, Gunshots Rock Maiduguri, Scores Feared Dead by Discombulator: 8:53pm On Feb 23, 2021
lies,north is safer than ever,boko strikers didn't do anything
PoliticsRe: Marte Borno Attack: Hundreds Trapped As Boko Haram Hoists Flags In Marte by Discombulator: 9:46am On Feb 23, 2021
ride on boys,the north is safe
RomanceRe: I Found Hardcore Porn Videos In My Son's Phone by Discombulator: 2:03pm On Feb 20, 2021
KingTayo37:
Woman,better advise that boy so he don't end up like me,i was 15 when my parents knew i was addicted to porn and they did nothing about it,no advise no nothing,they only seized my laptop,which did.nt help at all,and till date am still fighting with it,please any one who can help,it would be appreciated
don't project your situations on an innocent boy,you're addicted because you're a weakling, I started watching porn around your age and I'm a full grown man now and I still jerk off to porn but I can stop for days or weeks if I don't feel like it,mind over matter.
take charge of yourself
RomanceRe: I Found Hardcore Porn Videos In My Son's Phone by Discombulator: 1:58pm On Feb 20, 2021
dollytino4real:
remove that phone from him far b4 he starts practicing anything he sees there with his sisters, buy him a smaller phone to make n receive calls from u and to u,
you're a degenerate,listen to the nonsense you're chiming out.
RomanceRe: I Found Hardcore Porn Videos In My Son's Phone by Discombulator: 1:53pm On Feb 20, 2021
Danhoys:
He's not 18 yet, so going through a device I bought for him shouldn't be a taboo.
he is a Male and you might want to give him some privacy, highlights the issue with him and hear what he thinks about sex,the truth is at 17 he is not too young to fantasize about sex ,so its really no big deal.and the the heck is his dad anyways cos that's his job
RomanceRe: 100k NAIRA GIVE AWAY. Gving Out 10k Each To 10 by Discombulator: 1:44pm On Feb 20, 2021
I thought you'd have gotten a job and start contributing to the world by now, I guess I had too much hope for you.
operating dozens of nairaland accounts is your full time job,you're a degenerate
RomanceRe: Red Pill Analysis: Kim Kardashian And Kanye West by Discombulator: 1:41pm On Feb 20, 2021
Nigerian youths never cease to amaze me,I mean I don't understand why any sensible Nigerian will give a fvck about this
PoliticsRe: WTO: US Leaders Write Biden To Back Okonjo-Iweala by Discombulator: 1:40pm On Feb 20, 2021
Brightale:
Get her what!!! US has never produced a WTO director general, many have contested, but none won. That's why they are saying she will be the first American Director general. Get away with your ass-licking mentality
and yet without an American endorsement she will never be appointed, you should learn how to use your brain
EducationRe: Cows Disrupt School Activities In Benin City (Photos) by Discombulator: 1:38pm On Feb 20, 2021
at this point,if you voted for Buhari you should go and commit suicide because you're less than an animal
PoliticsRe: Ogun Residents Flee To Benin Republic Over Herdsmen Crisis by Discombulator: 1:36pm On Feb 20, 2021
OmovuduTheBeast:
If only Yoruba online warriors will fight what is fighting them! But no, they won't do that.
They prefer to focus on Nnamdi Kanu matter
unfortunately as a yoruba I AGREE WITH YOU

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